Karkat: Hate the Internet

[capeofdarkness]

wait, why is bucket so bad?

[2Dswife459]

@capeofdarkness buckets=sex related things

[DropThatBass5567]

Buckets whyyy~ 

[sailormoon1013506]

HONK...:o)

[sobored671]

bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket

[ShinobiPwn]

Dat bucket.

[ShippingHomestuck]

HONK :o)

[HappyProductions12]

My FaYgO! Do:

[asdfgirl83]

So, you're six sweeps old, yet curse words are basically the equivalent of 'the'? :| Okay...

[ProjectSTRAY]

gamzee: your gettin me another faygo, right :o) honkerz

[Nakarathedemon]

for some odd strange reason this reminds me mello from deathnote...not sure why

[TrueDesknight]

Anyone else heard fuckit at least once?

[shebug2]

XD Gamzee's like: WtF iS gOiNg On, BrOtHeR?

[fault3k]

Sorry, faygo comes in a plastic bottle :o(

[PotentiallyHarmful]

Oh come on Karkat, a lot of humans that are 6 sweeps old are already on the "bucket" wagon! xD A sad reality but its true.

[KattenTehKitten]

I'M SIX SWEEPS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

LOL i love that line X3

[theVERYCONFUSEDgirl]

After i watched this yesterday bucket came up twice in casual conversation

and once in an awkward place

"Spell pale like a bucket"

"Thats a bucket what else do you use with a mop"

Awward place in the middle of our door way

[WhisperdaleD]

Oh god, that was amazing.

[saggyfliptard]

o_o

[Lunarous]

BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET...fuck it. *goes on photobucket*

[arlo567]

The voice of karkat is awesome so its my cannon voice

[heartbroken0kitty]

Do:

[JennyTHM]

uH,,, i DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS,,,

[tordlover101808]

AwWw...My FaYGo :o(

[Haikulapsi]

@tordlover101808 :(

[XxSasoDeiYaoiLoverxX]

The look on Gamzee's face. PFFT.

[xxTzexx]

if u say bucket enough times......... its sounds like fuck it.... :D

[IchimotoKun]

I guess I can explain why photobucket is my favorite image hosting site now

[kiyo134]

BUCKETS!!!!!!!!



[heartbroken0kitty]

uhm are sweeps the same as uhm... human years? X3



[6Jas6devi6]

@heartbroken0kitty One sweep equals about 2.2 human years. (if I'm doing my math right)

[heartbroken0kitty]

@6Jas6devi6 lul k thx :3

[6Jas6devi6]

@heartbroken0kitty you're welcome ^^

[Sunmayful]

bucket

bucked

FUCK IT

FUCK IT!

[Xeonkifa]

Ace Attorney sound effect xD

[legonuz]

Troll sex Ed classes must be confusing...

[SchoolSucksMedia]

The irony, that's where i got my karkat wallpaper :3

[Hotokichan]

LOL. And Gamzee is just like

"WHaT tHe FuCk MoThErFuCkEr 8o<l

[Iamthunderchild]

bwahahhahahaha

hahahahhahahahahahahahaha XD

[LeenaZenyo]

I'll never look at photobucket the same EVER again X"DD!

[MrDoommen]

... where is the ko video when you need it?

[TheStealthX]

Can I use this video for a comedy clip I'm making? You'll get full credit if you want.

[pacman9911]

@TheStealthX I'll give you permission just out of mere curiosity on how you will use such a video for a comedy clip.

[TheStealthX]

@pacman9911 Thanks. I'm splicing it with a clip from 'Charlie and the chocolate factory' where a character says 'Holy buckets!'

[MelonCutie33]

It sounds like John said "Hey Karkit."

[ThatOrangeAlien]

@MelonCutie33 That is just how I pronounce it.

[MelonCutie33]

@ThatOrangeAlien No. I meant I thought it was funny. I didn't mean to sound mean. It was actually part of why I keep watching it.

[theulimatefusion]

69 on his shirt o3o~

[Cindia2k11]

AAAAHHHHH

MY FAYGO

[animeloves125]

lolz i said this to my mom when she told me to go get a bucket to put the clean close in XD .

[DropThatBass5567]

HoNk. Xo)

[CopperSyria]

00:22....

just. no words can describe my feelings right now...

[GregandCarrot]

I could've sworn Karkitty seemed older than 13 human years.

I think that's how trolls are lol

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

@GregandCarrot yah there 13 human years old

[GregandCarrot]

@HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk I know that XD

[fluffsalotpie1200]

Is it just me, or does the word "bucket" just SOUND dirty? D:

[TheBleachfan4]

I DONT GET IT ????!!!

[HollyleafShadows]

@TheBleachfan4 Read Homestuck then.

[flippysshotgun666]

@TheBleachfan4 ...Buckets are used for sexual purposes in Homestuck...

[TheBleachfan4]

@flippysshotgun666 Can you tell me How ??

[Roxasfan514]

that2 ju2t dii2gu2tiing

[DropThatBass5567]

I'm six sweeps old, you sick fuck!! >:o

mY fAyGo :'o(

[TheAggroBros]

HoNk~

[strikerempress12]

NOOOOO NOT THE FAYGOOOOOO!!

[1234567pokemonmaster]

3FL4RGH3NDURG. TH4T W3BS1T3 MUST B3 BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C. >:[

[SuperDomoBear]

WHAT DID HE DO WITH THE FAYGO??? NOOOO

[starXshadow4ever]

Never say the word 'Bucket' when karkat is with you... o_o

He throws a bottle of faygo to you're damn head.

[xHappiestSadist]

Do:

[AQWorldDF444]

WAT?

[yesman123123]

Do: IlLeGaL uSe Of FaYgO aS a WeApOn? Do';

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

JOOOOOHNNN!! BE MORE CULTURALLY SENSITIVE!!!!! Dx

[verothix]

@PurpleCowsMakeGJ But being Culturally sensitive is hard. It's hard and nobody understands.

[originalfriendly100]

@NegativeTillNight What's bad about grapes?

[hope4thebest43]

XD never acurred to me photo bucket would sound like a porn site to trolls .....BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[CelebrityStatus99]

@hope4thebest43 John... on Photobucket... O.O

[GaGaVSPerry]

im 5 sweeps old 8o( ...........

[KatButtTwiceBorn]

Your voice is now my headcanon for Karkat okay/okay?

[XMonsterunderthebedX]

Photobucket?

Photobucket??

bucket...Bucket...BUCket....BU­CKEt

BUCKET!?!

HAHAHA, oh god i love this XD

BUCKETS EVERYWHERE!!

[Mikiholic]

am i the only one wwho saww gamkar in there

[x0XPwnageX0x]

YOU SICK FUCK! XD

[laggona15]

gamzee: O_O . . . .DX MY FAYGO !!!! TT~TT

[ShadowFirexWarriors]

poor gamzee XD

[pinkagony13]

Photobucket on Alternia = Troll porn site

[Milk4ppl]

That Karkat's voice was win.

And dat honk.

[MossehTheEevee14]

That noise at 0:08 sounds like Joltik's cry from Pokemon :I

[cheezybunz12]

John: Get Faygo'd

[iluvmypuddycat]

Poor Gamzee's Faygo.

[dragongirl1501]

@minimintychip There ya go! :D

[thedarkpath44]

I only came because I smelled red.

[USHLDNOME]

@thedarkpath44 1 on1y c4m3 b3c4us3 I sm3ll3d r3d.

[bmacfan]

I will always regret telling my friends what the meaning of 'Bucket' Is.

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

Gamzee's face!!! XD I can't stop laughing

[fluttermuffin911]

Gamzee mY- mY fAyGo ;-;

[Randomangel411]

It says in the comic, that Trolls use buckets to have Grubs (Baby Trolls) or something...

So it's like a pregnant non-living object. Or Something...

[narutarded48]

Hello Mr. Egbert, this is Chris Hanson. Please take a seat.

[xx9ellie9xx]

Awwwww poor gamzee >,< and poor karkat *I think*

[SailorEchosong]

XD HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Hah. i loooooooove Gamzee's honk in the very beginning. XD

:o)

[1209sauron]

can't stop laughing!

[Tubzbuster]

Dear lord! THE BUCKET!

[ArTcRaZe3]

mY fAyGo! Do:

[Enreeu]

BUCKET!

[Robloxmaker2313]

=> Gamzee:Be Kawai x33

[KeroroFan123]

And thus came

[S][A6I1] Karkat: Mental breakdown.

[ziggy1104]

Gamzee: mY fAyGo. :o(

[poemarks123]

THIS HAPPENED ON IMVU! This guy was showing pictures of stuff he wanted for his avatar, and I'm the only one to notice photoBUCKET, so I point it out, and Karkat Flips a desk, kicks a car, throws a horse and kills a bear, Nepeta just goes and hides and Sollux lost his temper. It was hilarious

[Robloxian201]

I'm gonna need some buckets on my trip to Alternia.

[jonnavdpas]

This bucket thing is seriously annoying.

[MotokoIsMe112]

THEY LOOK SO DESUUUUUUU.

[silverheart61]

Bucket,bucket,......BUCKET!!

[NegativeTillNight]

...And the URL says grpe. Add one letter.

[NeoCarbuncle]

@NegativeTillNight Grape?

[destructiondragon360]

@NegativeTillNight Grape?

Grape Faygo?

Gamzee's Blood?

Why is Grape significant?

>8^P

[beruchansgirl9696]

@NegativeTillNight And it makes GRAPE! :D

[homestuckie]

@NegativeTillNight grape? :D 

[Spacecoreinspace]

@NegativeTillNight Which one?

[sophiebybophie]

@NegativeTillNight grape???

[MagicalRicePudding]

@NegativeTillNight grape. grope. gripe. which one.

[Narianna4sama]

Gamzee yes.

[xIHozukamiIx]

Gamzee: mY fAyGo....)o':

[HaileeHorrorPro]

Karkat: *get hit in the face with a 8ucket*

[plushieboy1234]

@HaileeHorrorPro eridan:sorry!

[SteamBirds]

I love it how the word "fuck" is censored.

[TheEclipse9990]

Silly John. This is why you use Imgur.

[shugochara78]

was half expecting a bucket to hit him out of nowhere

[NightHawk201113]

I'm six sweeps old you sick F*CK!

[AuraPsychickHedgie]

what really make sme laugh is gamzee at the end oh my god XD

[cheezybunz12]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­de, Egbert just got faygo'ed XD

[generation418]

[S] KARKAT: MENTAL BREAKDOWN

[Shiri1432]

Photobucket... Photobucket? bucket. Bucket. BUCKET. BUCKET! BUCKET!!! I'M SIX SWEEPS OLD, YOU SICK F***!!!

[fruiTmajik]

SERIOUSLY DOUCHE WRIGGLERS. GET OVER IT. THEY WERE ORDINARY, MUNDANE OBJECTS UNTIL YOU CAME UPON THE FACT OF THEIR SICK FUCKING NATURE. THIS IS WHY I HATE HUMANS. YOU DON'T HAVE THE THINKPAN CAPACITY TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING CREATIVE - OR CONCEIVABLY FUNNY IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE - TO USE FOR YOUR SHITTY HUMOR THAT CLEARLY DOES NOT ACTUALLY PRODUCE LAUGHTER. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE OF THE DELICATE MATTERS OF TROLL REPRODUCTION, IDIOTS. GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTY EARTH 4-CHAN.

[maverickhunter4]

@fruiTmajik

wow, you mad bro? Looks like you need to calm down and go on PHOTOBUCKET!

[fruiTmajik]

@maverickhunter4 DEAR FUCKING GOD NO. THIS IS THE EXACT KIND OF SHIT THAT YOUR RACE DOES AND I. AM FUCKING. *SICK* OF IT. LIKE AS IF I'M ABOUT TO BECOME SERIOUSLY AND VIOLENTLY ILL. "OH YES, LET'S TORMENT THE TROLLS BY WAVING OBJECTS OF AN INAPPROPRIATE DISCRETION UNDER THEIR SENSORY CAVITIES JUST TO SEE IF THEY'LL BECOME CULTURALLY OFFENDED, AND WITHOUT BEING IN A QUADRANT WITH THEM, EITHER!" SURE, GREAT IDEA, FUCKASS.

[mewpsypokes]

@fruiTmajik Whoa, whoa, whoa. If you're going to be sick here, maybe you should keep this bucket by your side just in case you vomit.

[fruiTmajik]

@mewpsypokes FUCK YOU. IF PARTIALLY DIGESTED FOOD COMES HURLING BACK OUT OF MY PROTEIN CHUTE, IT WILL BE INTO YOUR EMPTY SKULL.

[destructiondragon360]

@fruiTmajik When will you troll's realize that to us human's, buckets are merely mundane objects meant to be used for the easy transportation of rather large quantities of liquids, such as water or paint, and have no relation to our reproductive systems? John was simply accounting for a website with which we humans upload pictures of the safe for work variety. For those of us humans that choose to mock trolls with inappropriate materials, well fuck those guys, but not all of us are so depraved.

[fruiTmajik]

@destructiondragon360 FUCK YOU, IT'S A CULTURAL ECCENTRICITY. I FIND IT COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HUMANS WOULD THINK THEY'RE ANYTHING SHORT OF COMPLETELY DISGUSTING. DO I GO AROUND WAVING YOUR SHITTY EARTH WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU USE - WHICH NO, I *DON'T* WANT TO KNOW - IN YOUR FACES? NO. THOUGH THANKS FOR HAVING HALF A HUMAN BRAIN, I GUESS.

[sailormoonfan224]

@fruiTmajik I tOtAlLy gEt Ya.

HoW Do ThEy EvEn UsE tHoSe mOtHeRfUcKeRs?

ThEy'Re LiKe, MoThErFuCkInG bAlLoOnS.

ThEy MaKe GrEaT hOrN cOvErS, MaN. AnD wHeN i HoNk Em wHiLe ThEy'Re StIlL oN, tHeY fLy rEeEeEaL fAr. It'S sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg FuN. :oD

[sailormoonfan224]

@fruiTmajik WhOa, BrO, ChIlL.

YoU OwE mE a MuThErFuCkInG fAgO.

[fruiTmajik]

@sailormoonfan224 FUCK NO. I'M NOT GETTING YOU ANY OF YOUR SHITTY SODA. IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING AND OBSCURE.

[sailormoonfan224]

@fruiTmajik aW mAn. BuT yOu tHrEw My OtHeR oNe. So NoT cOoL, mOtHeRfUcKeR. sO nOt CoOL. :o(

[sailormoonfan224]

@fruiTmajik WaY tO bE a DoWnEr, BrO. 

[bmacfan]

Haha, Buckets.

[minimintychip]

i understand bucket are like porn to them but i don't understand WHY? *is new to homestuck*

[pacman9911]

@minimintychip You are better off not knowing. *cough*

[minimintychip]

@pacman9911 if u say so, i'll find out sooner or later anywayz :D

[sailormoonfan224]

@pacman9911 Wait, It's like porn? I thought it was an insult for some serious reason?

[pacman9911]

@sailormoonfan224 It's not porn, and it's not an insult. It's a semi-sex toy used to hold the genetic material from whatever the hell trolls do to reproduce.

[minimintychip]

@pacman9911 so it's rude because bucket are used to hold genetics for troll?

[bmacfan]

@pacman9911 If only i had never known....

[VioletNeonAddict]

@minimintychip Go ask Eridan.

[minimintychip]

@VioletNeonAddict :D why did i not think of that!!

[VioletNeonAddict]

@minimintychip

X3 heeheehee.

[minimintychip]

@VioletNeonAddict X3, now i shall, pour a bucket of water onto my future--non-exsistance-boyfrie­nd X3 X3

[VioletNeonAddict]

@minimintychip

XD Have fun with that~!

[minimintychip]

@VioletNeonAddict oh i will~~~

[plushieboy1234]

@minimintychip buckets are used to store reproductive compounds and stuff.

[minimintychip]

@plushieboy1234 i see!

[animelover3083]

@minimintychip

[darkseraph2009]

@minimintychip Troll reproduction involves 3 members; the two genetic contributors and the mother grub. The two genetic contributors will achieve a high degree of matespritship or kismessitude and produce reproductive material, which must then be processed by the mother grub, who produces the troll embryos. Once every so often, a Royal Drone arrives at the hive of trolls over a certain age, and should the troll not be able to provide a bucket of each fluid, s/he is executed on the spot.

[minimintychip]

@darkseraph2009 thx for the explaination! but... that sounds really mean, i mean just because you don't have a bucket of fluid you get kill :'(

[darkseraph2009]

@minimintychip If they're not breeding, they're not furthering the species. If they're not furthering the species, they're a burden on society. If they're burdening society, they must die.

[minimintychip]

@darkseraph2009 0_o imagine if that was the case in humans... poors trolls tho

[Mainstreamjoker]

@minimintychip they bassically jizz into them to put in this reproductive thingy *adult troll*and thats how u were born son..

*kid karkat* then technically im not your kid... GET AWAY FROM ME!

[minimintychip]

@Mainstreamjoker ROFL!!!

[Felicitric]

@minimintychip How do you not understand?! Its the crudest thing ever to hit comics!

[minimintychip]

@Felicitric well, it's because i when i think buckets i ALWAYS think sex toy -_-, oh well i know now X3

[dragongirl1501]

@minimintychip If you really want to know, two matesprits (the trolls who wuv each other), WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL, put their "genes" in a bucket that a drone brings them. Same for the kismisis-es (the ones that hate each other). The "genes" are then brought to the mother grub (like a queen bee) who then uses them to make bebehz.

[minimintychip]

@dragongirl1501 yup, and if then don't they get killed ^__^

[Scarynekochan]

@minimintychip you know Sp*rm the guys have. The bucket is where they put it i believe. now. if you'll excuse me, i'll go run and hide from buckets.