solicitations

[LPMC723]

3 years later and i can still watch it

[sharttin11]

OMG my friend pwns at this it's sooo funny when people like that call :D

[damivoietube]

u are not even talking to anyone on the phone!!

[jmmp112]

@damivoietube this was a "lets see who retarded people are to the point that they actualy think i'm on the phone talking " teste.................. and you pass.......... winth an A+

[damivoietube]

@jmmp112 alrii bro well done!!

[jmmp112]

@damivoietube ahaha you are a rare tipe of youtuber....... you just laugh thats nice...

[ealvarezz10]

I love the over-analyzing part

[motleycruequeen]

oi can watch all day

[R5J9]

meeeah! he rocks!! and yes he should do a movie....... D7n8 it!

[kaciisbored]

Lol you are so funny! I have watched this like 10 times

[snapcabbage]

he looks like freakin haywire in prison break series

[bfallis0981]

hahaha this is my favorite one by far ;)

[kdawgg40]

who has the time to have a phone convo with a telemarketer?

[BloodyParanoiaxx]

i think i heard his phone vibrate XD but i might just be crazy :P

[LPMC723]

This guy is awesome

[cheesekake25]

440 people dont have a phone

[martinadrianramos]

I swear to god i will try this next time i get a stupid survey call.

[glasvegasbaby]

seventh video he burped in so far. <3

[hugsandkissesxxxooo]

First time watching your videos and after one I just had to watch them all! Now I walk up to random people and say "see you later my tastey little lemon drop" then about 99% of the time I go home with bruses!! Lmfao! ToT feel the burn!

[Thebigandthecheese]

i like smells

[Kephissos]

@gradualreport Bro., look up 'Whackhead Simpson' on here and have a squiz at his telemarketer cranks. Brilliant Saffa radio personality purely known for his crank calls - he got on air with Kyle Sandilands and Jackie-O, tricked the whole production staff into thinking he was Tom Cruise promoting Valkyrie. The man's a genius!

[TheEnveroni]

great ..nice..bozanstveno..pozdrav

[nattymcg]

He's a mix of Jim Carey and Ryan Reynolds. It's new and fresh though.

[Panndia]

Best GR ever!

[TheRealSlaveZero]

I used to have a job like that, calling people for surveys. I don't know if I would burst a vein calling you or if I would laugh my ass off xD

[DylgotoNe6to]

Jim Carry bites the dust

[Dlowz]

this guy is awesome, he's like jim carry :)

[parad37466]

i am a female giraffe. hahahahahhaha man your hilarious

[crazyperson1093]

thats actually pretty smart. just creep the shit outta the person calling until they hang up. im suprised i never thought of that before. the next person who calls me trying to sell me something...im gonna answer and say im ed the giraffe. see what happens. lmfao

[snowboardlord4]

OMG EVERY COMMENT IS ABOUT JIM CARRY!!! STFU!!!! WE GET IT, HE IS SIMILAR TO JIM CARRY

[gambleml]

so i used to be a telemarketer when i was in college and i would have been pumped to have called and gotten to talk to someone as crazy as danny!! alas, i was selling supplemental health insurance to old people and they mostly just said "YOUNG LADY ARE U TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING?!" when i told them yes they would hang up...or die...im not sure which!

[dusann123]

hey denny can u sing a serbian himna ? do it i dare u :D

[AjmoBBB]

legenda :D

[TwilightAngel35]

if i were the one calling dany and he would over-examine my question id be going "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-" ToT

[npaprika1]

umm or tell them to take you off there list, takes 4 seconds

[ZaphireDragon]

your eyes are shiny O.O

[nacho9992]

whats that song on the end? did u make it up? ive had it in my head the whole day now xD

[sk1ller0]

439 people missed the "Like" button

[BKIPRODUCTIONS]

i like it! I have watched a few of you videos and was like

"EH, its not bad but not sure I want to subscribe."

After this how evar I hit the button!!!!!!!

[AkisColdplay]

the 439 people that disliked this video have given him a call, like the one in the video... I 'm pretty sure about this...

[OMGITTANYA]

I WAS PEEING MYSELF THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH!!!!!!!

[nickey1899]

I gotta try some of that next time they call! (:

[centurysoul1]

LMAO! Xd i have just watched the first 5 sec of the video nd i'm pissing myself laughing xd

[martinxander]

The first gradualreport video i saw - still love it, still love the show!

[slicvicX007]

lol overanalyzing the shit outta someone..i gotta try that

[surferboyy96]

2:16

Pedosmile.

[slmshjcem]

u legend hahaha u make my day

[halojunkie4]

2:36- 3:19 u lost me lol

[sk1ller0]

"magazine subscriptions - no no i just play with knives mostly..where do you live" Lol :DDD

[talkingstrawberries]

"Jello pudding snacks hello?" lol "YES!! I would LOVE to subscribe to your magazines!" *sarcastic gasp of happiness* LOL i sooo love your vids danny..roflcopter

[lululemon123321]

I have rated 5 stars to every video I've seen of yours O_O

u pitchku materinu xD

[zoMgD8]

what is that ?

pitchku materinu

.. i feel likea loser for not knowing ,

but google doesn't help :'(

[petko10bg]

@zoMgD8

Directly translated it's "in your mommas v()#$@" ,

and in practice it's like "...you motherfucker"

[zoMgD8]

ROFLL , ohmy :)

.. thaaaanks :3

[Kredlika]

Try picku materinu... It's a swear phrase in Serbian, and it means in mothers pussy, quite literally :D

[zoMgD8]

LOOL , pass ?

.. x]

[ihearthaving69]

this video has so many fundamental parameters that i find it difficult to stop laughing

[nakibgd]

3:03 hahaha he`s perfect ;-)

[talkingstrawberries]

:) awesome.

[harrypotter9196]

lets play a little game, you ask me a question i ask you a question. 13 magazine supscriptions okay what are you wearing? (funny face) i will starfish you so hard !!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING!! I WILL RAPE PEOPLE!!!

[kafasecervoda96]

I am a talking giraffe...hahahhaha XD...Danny iz the FUNIEST guy on youtube

[highschlsux]

yay im a specal flower!

[cuic93]

"I am a female giraffe"... "My name is ED". Its kind of a male name. :D :D

Man you are awesome! Can't wait to try this. :) "The questions you are asking me have so many different fundamental parameters that I find it difficult to answer..." XD

[fanfictionFOREVER100]

oh yes, you killed Kennedy, you just play with knives mostly... and now you want to know where he lives? so what? you can kill him too? XD

[astornium]

from now on, i'm analizing the shit out of everything shey ask me XD u pitchku materinu

[rejolo]

you need to come over and sit by my phone... and I'll call it entertainment:)

[proicho]

Dude ... you are ... i don't have the right words for you! Have you ever thought to try something bigger than these 2-3-4 min. videos ? Something like a movie ?

[icarusthoreau]

@proicho oh my God that would be amazing.

[terga1]

Oh my god, i fell of my damn chair xD

[talkingstrawberries]

Dude i just love all of your videos please don't stop making them they're so amazingly awesome! Post 'em even if u get old. We'll all love it still.

;)

[lycanthrope6000]

1:18  :D

[nickey1899]

Oh god, I gotta try this when they call next time! (:

[D3w10n]

"My name is Ed" O.o

[blazonjo]

Tavnak you'r wroooooooooooooong

[Tavnak]

You remind me of jim carrey soooooooo much!!

[licketysplit92]

He's not anything like Jim Carry. His humor isn't nearly as repetitive and retarded as Carry. Carry's humor is much more physical, while Danny's humor is much smarter and is vocal.

[pinkcowboyhat]

I agree, but it's *Carey

[hiblinist916]

Tavnak's point is that Danny's excessive psychotic humor and large facial expressions (which are also credited to Jim Carry) remind some of us of the comedian's nature, not that Danny is a Jim Carry clone who steals all of Jim's stuff.

[TheWitcherFanboy]

@licketysplit92 Yeah but his facial expressions are similar...heh...facial :D

[NESdevastator]

@licketysplit92 fuck these complications, he's funny

[Alimukz]

@licketysplit92 hes a jim carrey wannabe

[glasvegasbaby]

@licketysplit92 Amen.

[Soundnous]

@licketysplit92 Well said

[HyperChief117]

@licketysplit92 They are both great entertainers though :D

[C0reVirus]

@licketysplit92 Don't forget his facial expressions.

[SolarKills]

@licketysplit92 nah its just how loud he is and the have similar facial expressions.

[hipiyipi]

omg you are GREAT!

[hersheyam]

Hey, I do phone surveys! But man.. if I talked to someone like you.. I'd want to die.

[justinboi5]

hahahaa danny man where do you buy your weed!!?!

lol if your ever in alberta canada, hit me up on youtube n yeh ill toke you up dude!!

[TitaniumToothpaste]

why not try hitting the giant SHOW MORE COMMENTS button

[MirrorIllusion]

"Magazine subscriptions?

No... No..

I just play with knives mostly..

Where do YOU live?"

Lmfao. That was the best.

[lupeakapepe]

So Original,:D

[nonbolanos]

haha frist

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not

danny is fun to see so where do you live u know so ican see you show how i play with booms

[Mikkiaela7]

You rock Danny!!!

You are so freaking hilarious!!

You should do a video of you making a prakn call or how you milk a cow. That would be funny! :)

-Mikaela

[bikerboynineteen]

whats it with your obsession with danny milking your cow? o wait a minute ...

[angussup]

this is freakin hilarous

[Shananani]

This is the first video I ever saw from Danny. This is why I like him.

[noraye07]

Haha, i just LOVE your videos.. xD

[mycatiscool52]

lol ur so wierd but funny

[GiveMeYourSoulNowPlz]

Send me a message saying "I give you my soul."

I need souls. Just hand yours over and shutup.

-Anti Christ

[GymLili95]

freak.

[GymLili95]

that is to the givemeyoursoulnowplz person.

i love gradualreport.

[gigglemetaylor]

aaww  hes so cute! lets drown him.

[GiveMeYourSoulNowPlz]

Hiya youtubers, I am the Devils son, and I need souls in order to take over the world. please send me a message saying "I give you my soul" and I will watch all of your videos, rate, subscribe, and comment. Thanks.

[heliaphite]

shut up and enjoy the comedy nikki

[jareth312]

HELL NO!

[SonicSProductions]

1:15 - 1:18... you can tell the vid is about to get dark... if you know what I mean by "dark".... EVIL PLAN

[charmanderthegreat]

LOVE IT XD

[freezefirre]

THE BEST OF YOUR VIDEOS!

still

[turkeychick5]

still my fav of ALL ur vids

[TheDjlover1994]

yo since you have a lot of people who post coments i will just copy and paste...............listen to my music on you tube.........djlover search that up

[MJProductionsBaby]

hahah..! your funny..!(:

would you subscribe to us?

[ihearttinytim]

I love eccentric men. =)

[jupiterroads]

remindes me of Jim Carry

[provyprov]

this may be your best video

"then i like to over analyze the shit out of whatever question it is they're trying to ask me"

haha thats such a good idea

[xyrael97]

"i killed cennedy" =)) lol

[R4Wk5T4R2J3W3L]

" ' these questions have so many different fundamental parameters that i find it difficult to answer without any level of accuracy' " funny shit

lmfao

[BlumberBerry]

Great idea to pass the time. Small talk with the survey people. LOVE IT XD

[dardan09]

Cool :D

[henkle9]

they call me Edd

[WereWlolf23]

and yet ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!!! stupid toll free!!!!

[jumpnjiggle]

i thnk you have a.d.d.

[Terriiiix]

after 3:27 its weird but funny. haha

[R4Wk5T4R2J3W3L]

F***ing amazing! ur awesome

[tehninjaboi]

best way to combat telemarketers. what you do is keep them on the phone as long as possible. get everyone you know to do it, and do it every time. itll mess up theyre businesses, if enough people do it.

[DreamFairy0]

Haha. You are amazing! You can make everything look funny. Thanks for making me laugh. :)

[TheEmoPanda]

Baha. Yay I'm a flower.

[jareth312]

another rides the bus another rides the bus HEY im gonna sit by you another rides the bus

[smit556]

SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN AT 9:10.SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERE'S THE CATCH Send To 3 vids

[cryptidsunknown2]

Chain letters don't do anything. I have broken many and nothing bad has happened to me. Spred the word and copy and paste this on 5 other vids or you will die in 2 days. :D

[NoPoPats]

I love how you're freakin hilarious, and yet, you're a genius.

;) <--- Winky face! Yeah!

[SomberOnyxInferno]

this is my favorite of ALL your videos danny! keep it up!

[ChristinaBaybii]

pause at 2:15 . LOL !

[Anjimom]

Thanks for the great ideas!!

[smarte10]

i actually do sum of that stuff lol

[airsoftman3000]

dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths

[killedmymom]

Candace when you watch this video your gay! haha. Good vid. Very funnY! haha

[archuletalova4ever]

danny u really r funny! thnkz 4 the message u r so frewakin funny!

[CoolmarkCooner]

hahaha this is epic, I'm gonna use some of those methods if you don't mind x3

[musical21girl]

HAHAHA!!! kinda as random as i am only thing i cant think of big words that quickly.

I LOVE IT!

[nichelle095]

the best yet!

[curvaciousMammi]

hahahahahahahahaha omg i love the randomness

[LILMON619]

Super Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[fOxkex]

Cool this guy sent a mail to me on youtube :D

[la12muerta]

random messaging spammer

[foodaggression]

magazine subscribtions? no, no, I just play with knives, mostly...

where do you live?

genious...

[SpooderW]

I read that comment EXACTLY when he said it and it was really weird! EXACTLY when he said it! EXACTLY!

[bluhwatever]

LOL!

i should try that over analyzing thing when someone calls me for a survey!!

[lildwyerXX]

Ledgand !!

[Markul14]

Good movie ^^

[Teclodge]

HAHA.. That was Great!

[Corndizzog14]

funnnyy. if you search 'Buy Woman today' ill love you forever

[Duskrunner291]

lol analyze the shit ouyt of their question...i gotta try that XD

[duffboy24]

im replyin to a message u sent me on 1 of my other accounts either duffboy23 or ilikepiekk . i think your comedy isnt really comedy its just stupid tsake a look at smosh or nigahiga

[brandon1588]

1. Cover your mouth with your hand

2. Make a wish

3.Close your hand (fist)

4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds

5. Send this to 3 more videos

6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever

it actually worked

Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash

Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out

[lexierock147]

hahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am totally going to do that

[YouAteMyNachos]

hahahaha you're pretty funny

especially the part about being a female giraffe

[emilhobo142]

dudwe dont insult himi meanyou are probably the mother fucker who fucking sucks and has done all the teachers or work mates in your office or school

dickwad dickwad dickwad dickwad go do both your dads

[fifagutten]

you sir are a carebear

[lildrag3]

i love this one

[dupersloby]

damn too bad they censored it

i had no idea what he was saying

[yelir92]

yeah your really annoying and I'm never go to watch you again, pce

[erickfortney123]

your a dumbass fuck you if you think hes not funny i think hes one of the most funny persons on youtube so i hope you get ass raped on your birthday with a rake pole by your dad and then castrated with a rusty butter knife

[yelir92]

Yeah it's called an opinion you little mother fucker. How old are you like 10? you look like a little bitch in your picture

[erickfortney123]

well your opinion sucks your dads boyfriends balls. and i`m 14 and i could kick your ass mother fucker. so if your such a loser that you cant do anything but try to pick on a 14 year old guy and lose at it then then i almost feel bad for you ya little bitch.  FUCK YOU!!!

[DktPlayer]

Easy with the language, tiger. Fourteen year olds need not be venting with such vehemence, especially on the internet. Go play outside or read a book.

[cousinofthesun]

you remind me of robert downey jr. in the movie In Dreams. idk why.

[bmwoeppel]

yeah not funny

[ksmith419]

haha i hate those people

[slurren]

Not funny

[subzerox2324]

Female giraffe? Random much? Very funny though.  I'll subscribe.

[J1A9M8I9E]

Dude, I use to be a Solicitor selling long distance telephone plans for a company and man is it stressful. Yes I admit it absolutely sucks to be called by solicitors, but think about it this way, imagine a person calling about 300 people a day trying to sell a product that is most definitely is shit and being screamed at by 95% of that 300 people. Get the picture? That is why I don't work as a solicitor anymore and I try to be as polite as possible to them.

But your show is sick though!!!!!!