Francis Ford Coppola

[mihai201094]

faina raw de tot =))

[bloodyinkpen]

This one is one of my favorites.  The metajokes are off the hook.

[wybo2]

This happens alot to me.

My biggest disappointment was on my final year work. I was inspirited by an other device, but i made it dramatically different and got a way better result. I was very proud of my self for coming up with it until somebody showed you could buy a device with exactly the same concept as a kit.

I am 100%sure somebody read my mind, stole the idea and went back in time to sell it there.

[100joek]

That video just fucked me so hard in the ass that the semen(from the ass fucking) just came out my nostrils Ps it sucked the fat bean of life.

[emilyrl]

@100joek Woah woah woah. Your nostrils, you say?

[Robocrat]

What's that song at the end?

[MrFalloutaddict]

@Robocrat it is the theme for curb your enthusiasm

[IHAVE1ARM]

Brilliant video!

[silverhawkroman]

* I move away from the phone to breathe

[marendur]

That's really good!

[Renegade30]

haha thats great. For some reason he reminds me of Hunter S Thompson but im not sure why lol

[IFelony]

I would love to sample some of that coffee.

[setherys]

very funny though

[setherys]

schizophrenic!!! see a doctor!!!

[ollyollyoxyfree]

we are all STILL waiting

[jchipol]

that was great.

[Songoku93]

I love the quotes of `Smith with an `i``

And the Curb Your Enthusiasm intro in the end. Haha.

[mupsoftaren]

thats some fucking good cooffe

[Moaningl33t]

Misfits!!!!!!!1

[yankees3936]

this was creepy in the begininng you should make something really creepy and weird that'd be awesome man

[dogface1123]

Seinfeld sucked, even without the nihilism, but this video is brilliant. Too bad this guy didn't actually write for the show, it might have been much better. How bout a show of his own? Could play.

[mcvf11]

i know a person who writes Seinfeld....

[AndreaChurchill]

i love this video!

[luerwulf]

02:42

"Well, if I knew that I would stop them wouldn't I?"

I . . fell . . OUT . . laughing. Nothing short of brilliant.

[G3R90]

You suck!

[LEFWWFC]

You suck

[gordo4675]

omg up tell 1:30 wtf is he talkin bout

[goldenresidueofbliss]

/facepalm

[AllenbysEyes]

"And this is like Seinfeld... how?"

"They... took the nihilism part?"

[daxelol]

whats the name of the song at the end

[dokeyspoke]

whats the name of the song at the end

[Mad2k5]

the curb your enthusiasim theme tune

[wolfgar45]

fish-hook talks like a douchebag!!!

he reminds me of that guy i hate in my photography class.

*grunts*

[samirvf]

i think der was herion in that coffee

[LoreleiMission]

lol samirvf

[seraphim190]

no one thought can be stolen but more rather shared. good fucking coffee!

[seraphim190]

don't you know all consciousness is connected thus they are not your thoughts they are ours. you know about the energy grid! then know this it is connected to your left brain and unconscious mines are all one! you are god i am god bla bla bla iknow iknow i know i love you

[deltajuliet]

"...Is Sofia there?"  Lmao.

[culturedmonk]

You are very entertaining and clever, nice work!

[kungpw27]

awesomeness! i like how this stuff is actually intelegent...

[MacNair]

Hmnh. Can I stalk you?

[olithemagicmushroom]

this rulez, haha

[MadameDeces]

I like your videos more and more :-)

[midtownjohn]

You Suck !

LOL.

[Dillestman]

Uhh Hu.....

[frogfeller]

not bad not bad , not great but not bad!

[dracoloveualways]

you are my favorite person in the world, apart from johnny depp that is, hes been around longer

[LoreleiMission]

1:26 / sound effect + expression + hair = sudden remembrance of Eraserhead

[IryokuNWA]

"Thats some fucking good coffee" - Legendary

[Lardothefox]

indeed, agreed

[lpandnarutorule]

LOL

[Marcilexi]

funny!

[george321123]

your video is gay so you must also be gay because you made a gay video and only a gay person would make a gay video not that theres something wrong with being gay thats alright with me

[rezertdark]

haha, if theres nothing wrong with being gay why would you say it's a gay video? right. only a gay person would watch a gay video. i dont think its a gay video.

[phantasma616]

its a quote from another of his short films on youtube.

[rezertdark]

yes, i forgot.

[AllAmericanD01]

...he's making a reference to the video 'youtube is my life.' watch it, and then u'll get his joke...

[MusicPLusLyrics]

I hope you get run over by cancer. No, to surreal.

[Blingmario]

Lol, 4 months ago xD *dont understand anything of the story*

[extrememaxxxman]

thats some FUCKING GOOD coffee

[gingerpride123456789]

music at end it maka me think abouta the good olda daysa

[apta216]

i get it, sofia is current, frances is kinda out of touch and also sofia is a hottie

[Lolop94]

Brilliant

[callmeid]

Come back to us Mr. Blow

[QUANBLACK1]

lol!!!!

[Yoh1238x]

I love these smart/funny videos, they're my favorite on YouTube.

[thedrugdog]

i can`t get the fun in this video

[ineedtoyell]

Look Barnard, for the LAST TIME no one is stealing your thoughts or ideas with a temporal neural brainwave decoder! So what we want you to do right now is remove the aluminum foil from inside your hat it is causing us great interference.

[kingbraceblane]

Can you build me a temporal neural brainwave decoder? I really need one, not for personal gain.

[chapaev36]

His idea for Seinfeld was interesting.

[AdamRileyKilburn]

Excellent. Just like Larry.

[Nic33rd]

Intelligent comedy! Awesome!

[blissfulbina]

not ur best but still hilarious :D

[fattyfattyx]

i never understand what they say most of the time of the time but god this is funny!

[callmeid]

Burp! mmmmmm tasty. Oh my.. pardon me. Delicious. Pass the Nihilism please. Iam still hungry.

[Istojataachatearme]

Seinfeld isn't about nothing. It's about the life of a jewish comediant in New York and his goofy friends.

[AllAmericanD01]

right, but the whole premise for the show is that it never goes anywhere. There's really no set storyline, the show pretty much focuses on everyday little things, that's why it's considered to be about nothing in particular.

[Istojataachatearme]

The show is about the character's social, personal and professional progress in life.

[AllAmericanD01]

actually, the character (jerry) never really progresses with his life. he doesnt make new friends that reappear at other times in the show, he never progresses in his career as he is always a stand up comedian...so really, where is the progression? nothing really ever happens that changes their lives. There's no real 'point' to the show that they acheive in the end...they end up right where they were at the beginning.

[Kaseyshere101]

oh god, i need to dedicate some time in my pointless life 2 watch all my videos

ur so funny

[Narutofan123320]

2:45 scared the shit out of me when my headphones are on high

[Kaseyshere101]

I KNOW!!!@!

[g809weeman]

um ok

that was odd

[Istojataachatearme]

Only a Sith thinks in absolutes! Seriously, that's a scary and depressing prespective.

[Godlovesallpeople]

aaaand... this is like Seinfield... how? ... hahha!, love those mysterious violins

[antonys204]

why o why my brain is to small but i still laugh =)

[screwyluey789]

Your cofee has been extremely good lately.

[Kaseyshere101]

HAR HAR HAR!~

[Deadboy99]

I don't get it all, but it's still so funny!!! I apologize for my ignorance but uh Sophia?

[JonieAuthor]

I'm new to this channel... you guys are amazing.

[AveragePumpkin]

This is state of the art humor, made by a pure genius, and i sure as hell love it, keep up the good work.

By the way, wath is the name of the song used at the end, i relay need to own that melody.

[thisguyisadouchebag]

FAIL

[haleva3]

How does the Francis Ford Coppola thing at the end tie into the Seinfeld disscusion?

[organicprankster]

It doesn't. It ties in with the Quentin Tarantino thing at the end of Godot.

[haleva3]

Oh, I get it now. Thank you!

[WolfKnight27]

Freaky! Love the video

[starhunter007]

is sophia there rofl

[MCGEmo]

A lot of it was gibberish to me - but so funny!

[impikmin]

3:38. Lol this movie is creepy funny.

[Kaseyshere101]

wow that creeped me out when u looked at the camera at 1:48

OOOHHH!

SCARRED!

SCARRED FOR LIFE!

[impikmin]

ROFL!

[puddinhead99]

yep time travel's a bitch.

[puddinhead99]

thats some fucking good coffee....

[Ednackers]

Wow... Maybe if you want to do a show about that, get your camera and shoot my friends, lol...

[Amphibianman94]

LMAO at 2:47 HAHAHAHA

[strainthereins]

this guy's a nutjob

[Illuminatta]

I gotta know - At around 2:46, was that a blast of They Might Be Giants?

[impikmin]

mhmm

[whquick]

Bernard your a God amoung men :D

[gaet74]

compliment's this website.

[dirtboy54]

Sometimes I feel like your stuff is a little too "highbrow". Maybe throw in a few poop and penis jokes once in awhile.  (sic)

LOL....funny stuff Smith with an i

[herbg3]

yeah it's definitely for the cloisonnes

[superbanane2]

Uoy Kcus

Eid ni lleh hctib

[BlueDiamondGirl]

I fourth that comment!

<33

[coldesser]

Me fifth.

[Fraidnaught]

I'd say I was gonna kill this bit while it's still funny, but my time-machine only goes back to 1978...I'm not sure why.

[HappyCabbie]

yes I third that comment, You need your own show.

[ViciousHeadbutt]

You need to be signed and have your own show.

[mekkabon]

second...

[ROCKGUDEN]

too good for this website, way too good!

[clmorgan]

I agree. Too good for the web in general. Where's he hiding the HBO Series?

[weefart95]

I love curb your inthusiasm

as soon asa i heard the music at the end I got really excited :D

i know i am pretty sad

[uselessfilm]

lol

[sgwee]

hm......the coffee is hte culprit. some kind of liquid based molecular brain idea sucking technology.

[lottieloube]

i love ur voice

[dark420bishop]

I swear, by far, you are the weirdest of my subscriptions. LOL.

[sarcastic113]

Nice...

But that is some f*cking good coffee

[Offlian]

i fell your pain, cornelious

people take all of my ideas out of my head too

and i'm not crazy, i've seen it happen

[bumbumhole00]

that video was amusing but i didn't find it lol funny. i like the video YouTube is My Life video he made

[FumoffuIYR]

"...that's Smith with an 'i'..."

It's funny how he explains how to spell his last name. I would understand if one explains that Montes has a 's' not a 'z' because I'm always asked whether or not it is Montes with a 'z'. Jaja, this was humourous though, I would have like Seinfield more if it had been Bernard's version.

[abbeyroadlive]

you suck

[TomChair]

The bad smell is the fucking good coffee joke. It is Fonzie. It is Snoopy and Woodstock. It is Kramer coming through the door. It is Lenny and Squiggy coming through the door and saying hello.

Though having FFC answer his own phone was great. The Jack comment was just envy.

[ToastedSuzy]

Are you suggesting the Charles Schulz and Gary Marshall are idea thieves, too?!?!

I guess we should have known. I mean--Fonzie does actually jump an actual shark. That can't just be a coincidence.

[Fraidnaught]

Last week I had an idea for a YouTube series wherein the main character starts an Online Church of sorts.

[organicprankster]

Bad wolf.

[weepingprophet]

Fucking bad wolf.

[Fraidnaught]

Dr. Whatnow?

[TomChair]

Coffee jokes aside, the video is good but the best joke is the nihilism - it's a show about nothing - which, coming after his great speech, is terrific. But it comes 1:47 into the 4:48. Then off we go to Curb Your Enthusiasm...Should have hit the high point and left the room. Thanks! I'm here all week.

[edmizer64]

u finally got the "that some fucking good coffee" down

[Monsterb0x]

Well if I knew that I would stop them wouldn't I?

Wow... that's awesome.

[TomChair]

Perhaps if you put a clip of a kitten in the middle?

Kidding. Very good. Favorite part was his great speech. The Sophia Coppola joke was not...great.

Fucking great coffee joke has died and the body has grown old and is changing colors. It is Mr. Butts. You need to let it go.

[Fraidnaught]

Except, I don't think it's a joke.

I think it's a clue, or an omen; then again, it might just be some really Good Fucking Coffee.

[pseudograph]

It's a clue. Definitely. And it's a fucking good clue as well.

[mikeisnotawanker]

Your review, like, kind of, well sucks init? Look at my hand 'cos the face ain't looking at ya. Come on sis' cos he ain't worth it. Know what I mean? I'll wrestle you any day.

[cataldomemmola]

MY MUSIc AND MY PICTURE FOR FILMS

[sakuranzu]

I'm Bernard. Bernard Smith. That's Smith with an 'i'.

nice.

[emptivestrike]

you're weird. but i like it

[NothingAtAllSpecial]

Perfect!

[another1shortdaymore]

one of my fave c.o.b. videos.

[Nedmurgon1968]

This made me laugh out loud, well done Bernard, he he.. "Seinfeld intellectualle"

[EdwordsYmbOl]

It kind of veers off towards the end(not that it had a direction to begin with). Your writing sucks. I felt like I wanted to kill you while watching this shit. Have you graduated from the third grade yet? Do they have education where you come from(the Paleolithic era)? I doubt it.

[beetlespin91]

dude this is definetly one of your funniest vids to date. keep em comin

[relonation]

wtfh?

[onestepbelowgod]

hahaha the ending was worth it. actually, the whole video was great, but the ending made me chuckle aloud.

[AMPSPro]

Apocolypse Now is a great movie

[bwings]

What is said at 2:44 when he looks into his brain?

[imboblolgodie]

its a snippet of audio from the "a featured video" video by bernard, watch it and ul see

[bwings]

thank you

[phantasma616]

"do you really believe that?"

"Somebody's-"

its from a song, cage and aquarium by they might be giants. it's also from 'a featured video' another great churchofblow work

[xoxoangexoxo]

then use the music from curb your enthusiasm lol

[GreenFire123]

what are these supposed to be?

just shorts?

[cloaknbadger]

If COB was a literal object it would probably be one of those sampler chocolate boxes. You know, the ones with the fancy wrapping? But without the random berry nougat candies. I fucking hate those. Hope this has been of some help.

[pjbrubak]

ha ha I like this one

[kc8nlr]

haha thats some f*cking good coffee ;)

[DrPinkbull]

Haha nice They Might Be Giants cameo.

[lmuakret]

that IS some fuckin good coffie!

[crappybumbum]

whoa looks like we're delving deeper into the idea stealing pricks!

[piackles]

Awesome peace.

[phaphrot]

to who you will call next time? :)

[K80Blog]

EXCELLENT!! : D

[pirougeboudin]

That was good. Really really good... Really

[crazybilby]

LOL! XD i love that song it fits so well with ur paranoia :P u truely r brilliant

[brucegray666]

Nice one Bernard Smith-with-an-i, Sofia Coppola is totally hot!

And the video's quite good to!!!!

[sgwee]

lol. curb your enthusiasm ending. loves it

[nora50]

i duno why this creeped me out

[nora50]

i duno why this creeped me out

[nora50]

i duno why this creeped me out

[OakTheDestroyer]

very good / you suck / LOL .. great video really!!!!

[scriptum60]

Sophia is the daughter of Francis Ford Coppola and she's the writer/producer of "Lost in Translation", an excellent film.

As far as "Curb Your Enthusiam" and Larry David, I've no idea who or what they are. But I don't think I missed out.

[FushigiY]

who's sophia?

[hihuy]

have you seen Naked? You should give Mike Leigh a call.

[beccasue333]

Actually sounds like an okay show.

that's sad.