Letterman - Top Ten Signs You're Too Fat

[soulplanerida]

77 people who are fat americans

[ShahArchie2395]

#1 Lay on your back and if you cant see me, your to fat.

[modernfamilydriving]

I hate Ben and Jerrys

[mattyb1177]

just goes to show you that americans laugh at anything!! They hadnt even heard the categary and they laughed straight away

[CelticsFanBoy92]

I guessed the category right! I'm so smart!

[Waendchen]

@CelticsFanBoy92 of course you guessed the catagorie right, it's in the title!

[CelticsFanBoy92]

@Waendchen lol thats the point. :P

[caleron0]

your mom is so fat she needs 14 towels after each shower

[CelticsFanBoy92]

The reason the fat person in the marriage lives longer is because the skinny person has to work twice as hard taking care of your fat ass. haha XD

[pimps1986]

These ads are f**king annoying!

[cradleoflinkinpark]

ooohhhh snap 

[Powderwombat]

I don't believe Paul only got it at number 5.

[IamJTwinn]

GOOGLE is killing YouTube with all these gottdamn ads before every video that has alot of views!

[updisho]

@IamJTwinn Actually, Google is saving youtube. Would you rather watch a 20 second ad and have youtube be free, or have to pay $5 a month for youtube?

[IamJTwinn]

@updisho I guess you are right. But these damn ads are still annoying. Answer me this, Was GOOGLE still making money when they weren't putting ads before damn near every video with a lot of views?

[NicolasLaBarre]

@IamJTwinn It doesn't matter. Google shouldn't have to take a loss on YouTube just because they can make money on search.

[EternalHiganbana]

So thats where the dumb ass russia "jokes" come from........ Americans! should have knoiwn. LMAO

[BrKT85]

The bald headed sidekick needs to STFU.

[lilcrazygamer]

Adblock ftw download it guys

[bderrera1]

they should have put, "Everytime you go to MCdonalds you super size your order."

[sunriser25]

Paul, shut the fuck up!

[GameAddictDude]

in russia cholesterol checks you!!!!!

LOL

[MrStephind]

It's our responsibility to cover up the title and show people!

[codyforestry]

Anybody else notice his pencil has erasers on both sides?

[HUBANKZ]

For the love of god... Stop complaining and get Adblock Plus

[EddieTheFishReturns]

The CBS YouTube channel do their Ads differently. And incorrectly, apparently, because some of them won't even load.

[MrLoopyloo007]

70 people are to fat

[fatbag2013]

@MrLoopyloo007 i'm fat but i thought this list was funny!

[jimmyjimjim4567]

69 people needed $3 billion to bail themselves out of bed

[Caxsy]

My Top Ones:

~ When you get on a scale, it says one at a time.

~On your visit to Russia, cholesteral checks you.

[HappyGuyxlii]

Look. AdBlocker. It skips YouTube ads now.

[mauileqwerty]

This was so bad it got to be funny ahah. Not saying anything about the man or show, so chill

[KeTeVemCovers]

NO ADS FOR ME! YEAH!

[carcophony1]

it didnt work shaharfeen

[MRBAKAJIMMY]

press 1 and repeat :D

[kyle20120]

i didt get an ad this time for some reason

[lyjman1]

It's not that difficult to remove the ads. Google "adblock plus". It blocks ads of all kinds and it works for Firefox and Chrome.

[bunnyhop212]

i hate how the ads wont load so i cant watch it

[junjlejimman]

@bunnyhop212 just press f5 and wait a few seconds.

[iheartporcupines]

@bunnyhop212 i know i have been waiting forever!!

[DMenase24]

People need to chill out on the ads. Obviously nobody likes them, but you know what, 5 years ago the only way to see most of these videos on youtube was to catch it on television or record it. Be more grateful and stop bitching about a 10 second ad you impatient little donk.

[MissKitty161]

@DMenase24 Good point, but they are still annoying.

[golceva]

it should've been top ten signs you're kirstie alley.

[BenjaminWirtz]

They ruined it by putting the title on the video.

[adrianoricordatelo]

@BenjaminWirtz it was prety obvious

[sigge951]

change title plz, its a spoiler

[gatemaster15]

Ad Block Plus for Firefox... Best thing ever. I forgot youtube even had ads.

[JellooMeMelloo]

put the ads at the end

[CheyTac2]

is that a double erasered pencil?

[OriginalSamAdams]

i live by wahoo O.o?

[asull822]

The bald guy thinks he's cool because he gets to be on The Late Show every night.

[Lorenzo1366]

@asull822 Are you serious? Do you not know who Paul Shaffer is??? Letterman is cool BECAUSE he has Paul Shaffer.

[cca211]

Gee, sounds great! I'm gonna live 7 years longer than most people! =D

[publikymage]

The bald guy is sooooooooooo annoying!!!!

[Lorenzo1366]

@publikymage The "bald guy" is Paul Shaffer, a highly respected musician and composer in the music industry and a very talented author. On The Late Show, he does his job well for Dave: play the comedic "straight man" for Dave's humorous banter and produce all the music you hear on the show. You may still find him annoying, but at least now you know who he is.... (And no, not related or anything like that, just a fellow musician)

[publikymage]

@Lorenzo1366 I'm sorry, but if he is a musician, I should know him because of his music, not because he keeps agreeing to everything Letterman says. I can't recall any talk show host that needs this type of "prop". And just because I don't know a "highly respected musician and composer in the music industry and a very talented author" you shouldn't take it as an offense.

[publikymage]

Oh! And I got 4 thumbs up! ^^

[rockerseven]

ever noticed how nearly all the comments on CBS videos are all about the ads...

[jarethmd]

i can't skip the add in any way...

[Sm00gle]

FIREFOX AD BLOCKING SOFTWARE BLOCKS YOU TUBE ADDS BTW

[szeddezs]

tired of reading comments bitching about ads?

well, say no more and just click like if you're not a complete douchebag who cant figure out how to install a simple ad-block plugin into your web browser.

[MrJartie]

In soviet russia, Top tens you!

[oHistamine]

this wasn't very realistic

[dragnarok1134]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RUSSIA SOVIETS YOU!

[kappaman431]

David's band is so FUCKING EPIC.

[Fashiongirl95]

screw you ads SCREW YOU!!

[MrUSA1980]

@Fashiongirl95 lol right

[iDance190]

ohh Darn... Guess im too fat! :(

JK!! hhahahaaa!

[PersianOlive]

dissapointing..

[kylek246]

if this gets 100 thumbs up i will shave my head and run into a cancer hospital yelling, ''I'M BACK!!!''

[kappaman431]

@kylek246 What is wrong with you?

[Bjenkss08]

00:01

[nooyawkfun]

Yeah, I use firefox, I don't see any ads. I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

[Remedyz21]

I've never seen adds on youtube. Use firefox people.

[Gamgo1989]

@Remedyz21 I use firefox,still see the dumb ads

[Logixmaster]

ouch

[superstar5565]

come one i have to refresh the vidoe and i get another add are you serious people !

[SaoMir1]

there is this add-on for firefox that blocks ALL ads.

Ad-block Plus.

install it from official firefox ad-on site.

[physchohead24]

OH MY GOD WHY I HAVE TO WATCH A FUCKING ADD ON EVERY CBS VIDEO I CLICK ON!?!?!

[BenAnkenmann]

does Letterman's pencil have erasers at both ends?

[TNACAR]

Seriously, start using adblock for firefox and stop bitching about the ads.

[twilighizawesome]

chase saphire ads are so anouying

[gizme123]

50 people are too fat

[NintendoPeteZahut]

Man, those omni-heat commercial girls are hawt!

[shaharfeen]

0:00 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< this is to skip the ad

[elitenateperson]

@shaharfeen That doesn't work.

[Calisheriff]

@elitenateperson yea it doesnt work anymore

youtube found out about it

[jifyum07]

@shaharfeen that doesnt even work why is this clown getting thumbs ups?

[yecards95]

@shaharfeen That doesn't work anymore... :-(

[jaxbow14]

@shaharfeen it didnt work



[InvaderSkellington05]

@shaharfeen doesn't work anymore :(

[iwatchufail]

@shaharfeen didn't work

[iwatchufail]

@shaharfeen didn't work

[comingforyou10]

@shaharfeen It doesent work

[worldchamps522]

@shaharfeen it doesnt work

[dookiekong007]

@shaharfeen Awesome

[lmordro]

@shaharfeen I love the add I got. It was a geico commercial. It was funny.

[VNLLnumber1]

like this if you hate adds

[ZottenKerel]

Lol no adds over here in the Netherlands. :)

[carsrock1996]

omfg you cry baby whine asses should stop complaining about ads at least they arent as bad as tv oh and its not youtubes decision its the ppl that put up the videos. and and what money does go to youtube helps youtube keep going in these hard times. fucking whiney retards

[karthiksmart]

are people aware that you can simply refresh the video and you get rid of the ad or it may become a shorter ad?

[Fatbellyboy3]

a 30 second ad? really? youtube has gone to pot

[Pensfan8726]

SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES BABY!!!!!!

[felixlueggerto]

I want the Youtube back where not every second Music Video is blocked.

[BurbankSociety]

Okay, I seriously don't care if Omni-heat has little silver dots. I wanna watch the video -.-

[Gundo93]

I love living in a country without ads on every youtube video...yet -_-

[gorgeousgeorge13]

0:01

[Fralinur123]

Adblock Plus addon for firefox>Youtube Ads

[wheelslarbac]

I WANT THE OLD YOU TUBE BACK AND NO MORE NASTY ADS

[pilipinasmabuhay100]

Decided to put your ads in there? Mark my words: I'LL BUY THE OTHER BRAND INSTEAD.

[malakaijub]

@pilipinasmabuhay100 aint that the truth!!

[coondiggity]

@pilipinasmabuhay100 what the fuck do you want? entertaining, accessible content without having to watch a few ads? you're an idiot. a SINGLE 30 second ad is still better than 4 or 5 commercials on tv. so grow up and realize that money makes the world go round.

[superstar5565]

@coondiggity YES BUT LATLEY ITS FOR every VIDEO WE COME ACROSS THATS LIKE HAVING A FIVE MINUTE SEGMANT OF TV , MABEY LESS , OOPS ADD TIME EVERY LIKE THREE MINUTES DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING THAT IS WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO WATCH A VIDEO ?

[kanaka118446]

@pilipinasmabuhay100 but if the other brand pts theirs on here, YOU'RE FUCKED

[b0n3z3z]

@kanaka118446 BOYCOTTING!

FUCK YEAH!

[JeffHendrie]

@pilipinasmabuhay100 "Decided to put your ads in there? Mark my words:" (yes, same as you,)- I'LL SAY F*** YOU, and THEN either buy the other product, OR, get the 1920s-1930s equivilent. (because most likely it works better).

[HardHouseMusic4Me]

@pilipinasmabuhay100 Don't buy any brand at all....

[pilipinasmabuhay100]

@HardHouseMusic4Me hahaha...well...=D

[Itrainharder]

@pilipinasmabuhay100 Sadly you will remember the ad but won't remember where you saw it. So you probably will.

[yurismir1]

@pilipinasmabuhay100 Mark my words: YOU WON'T REALLY

[jonnyslipdude]

erm.... why does Letterman have a double ended pencil????

[g00mba90210]

In Soviet Russia, cholesterol checks you

[smcayle1]

I agree with GOODPLAYA20 all the way! LOL

[oscaritog14]

0.02

[MarcusCOG101]

How to skip adds: reload the page.

[Dronkenbier]

Or not :/

[Dronkenbier]

0:01 Supposed to help skip the add ;)

[Reem8620]

@Dronkenbier it dsnt. but thx anyway :P

[illshootu1]

I love number 4

[olyiac]

what's the point of putting a commercial at the end of the video as everyone stop watching the video as it ends??

[SaoMir1]

@olyiac there is this add-on for firefox that blocks ALL ads.

Ad-block Plus.

install it from official firefox ad-on site.

[HugeChunkySkidmark]

Thumbs down all CBS vids for too many commercials!

[xxxhilariousxxx]

haha, top ten features of my wife.

[Zaillothen]

YOUTUBE IS SHIT NOW

[DEEECKED]

0:01

[MinnaWinchester]

so random, but I love how his pencil has an eraser at each end.

[4543563]

Three steps to removing ALL adverts from Youtube. It works here; so spread the word!

1. Download and install the latest version of Firefox if you haven't already.

2. Download the Addon ''Adblock Plus'' and restart Firefox.

3. Go to easylist. adblockplus. org and download just ''EasyList'' add to ABP, then restart Firefox!

[kittenDecember]

funny as hell 

[kornmonkey24]

Fucking stupid!!!!!

[Miller728]

@thatguy6221 family guy

[Steviethekid]

David letterman really sucks

[DAAREN5455]

@Steviethekid SHUT UR MOUTH

[mpapale6]

its about money like tv

[Danelleya]

LMAO at the "In Soviet Russia" reference

[XbOx360NoOb11]

@Thompson23able no it doesnt, bitch

[JiuClaw22]

@Thompson23able Fail

[Thompson23able]

@JiuClaw22 haha yeah dude. it worked the first time for me...now i realize it doesn't anymore.

[LemmePost]

The money always wins

[aaaazzzz9090]

no ads = use the extension "ad-block" if yr usin google chrome-

[narutofan1always]

@aaaazzzz9090 omg thank you very much, it works

[Imperius41]

THUMBS DOWN THE VIDEO IF U HATE ADVERTISEMENTS. JUST DO IT.

[werion5]

1:00

[Janiemanie1993]

ok, i like it the other way around. that was lame and not as funny

[mr2006scionxb]

i think i know the category is signs you're too fat ....... oh wait it said it on the tittle..... my bad

[bryantfan8]

showtime owns

[mlopez2299]

press f5 to skip the ads

[waln492]

uh oh a couple of these were true for me ha ha ha

[HybridD91]

Fuck Meg Witman and these AIDS I mean ADs

[xingxang444]

BACON!

[abeedakbar]

I like Smirnoff but i like them in front of me, in my hand. NOT AS A COMMERCIAL

[Danananiel]

I remember when youtube was cool. We had ratings, instead of shitty "Likes and Dislikes". There were no ads, and the channels were easy to customize. now It's no better than TV, where you're piled up in advertisements and have no control to yourself. I want the old youtube back.

[SupernaturalLover67]

@Danananiel lol that was touching

[UraharaTauh]

@Danananiel sorry to break it to you, but youtube can't magically summon millions of dollars a month for bandwidth.

[NELiXERY]

@UraharaTauh It can now. It's owned by Google.

[Pele10048]

@Danananiel I dont get any adds

[heyyyyyynow]

@Danananiel Firefox, with adblock plugin. Good bye Ads.

[Mwahohoho]

Those weren't funny

[Mikeshakur]

letterman is not funny never was