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  • Lol umm the skit isn't really that funny, in fact it's kinda boring. I think the comments are more interesting. First off, these aren't Aussie's lol, and secondly if ya gonna get pissed about someone taking the piss out of your country, at least make sure it's worth arguing about, because this skit is pretty shithouse and not very funny. Happy world cup! >:P

  • @InformationMinister Just my opinion but I thought this was hilarious and hit the nail on the head.

  • Respond to this video...  Especially at 1:48 with the old people on the beach.

  • this had to be made from Australians . Seriously get over it .

    they're making a piss take who cares . we know its beautiful .

    these people barely have the capability to pronounce english language even if they are mocking us , clearly we don't talk like this . Pretty sure this has to be the worst diss of our country ever . aha! how dry .

  • @tattyrazzleface Well I hate to break this to you but this WAS made by Kiwis back in 1987. It was a TVNZ comedy show called "funny business" (and it was awesome and sadly now forgotten). The comedians are Willy de Witt, Ian Harcourt, Peter Murphy and something Butler.

    And we mostly DID talk like that back then, and older NZlanders and many people outside of Auckland still do. True be told it's actually better than the even stupider-sounding newer accent.

    And it's still pretty bang-on too.

  • Hahahaha love it! I remember this from the late 1980's. And it hit the nail on the head.

  • @truekiwijoker oh ive only lived in nz for 18 years and know generally know what people are about. i was born and raised in nz and love this place, make jokes that are based on fact not faction!

  • @Donny6678 First of all Donny; NZ is a very isolated country, and the fact you've only lived in NZ underlines my point that you're probably unaware of our image (which btw is pretty tiny) in the wider world.

    And when you grow up you might get out into the world and the magnitude of that may dawn on you. And it may also dawn on you that this is actually remains pretty accurate portrayal of a large minority of NZ, and when you get the defensive chip off your shoulder you may get a sense of humour.

  • @Donny6678 I've lived in NZ longer than you and I've also lived in London for 10 years. This is a pretty good piss take of NZ I think :-)

  • funny how most people dont get the joke of this

  • Haha, I thought it was the misfits cast...otherwise, boring.

  • kiwi kiwi kiwi oi oi oi kiwi kiwi kiwi oi oi oi

    oh nice outfit ozzies how long were in inside for???? OUCH LMAO HAHAHAHA

  • @nice1nz They all Kiwi comedians from the 1980's. I remember them, one of them is Peter de Witt.

  • Obviously the average age of people commenting on this is about 15. This comes from a NZ comedy show, Funny Business from the 1980s. All the members are New Zealanders, NOT Australians.At the time NZ was a very different place, so it was probably funnier then than it is now. That IS Auckland in the background.One thing that it does highlight however, is that in more than 20 years most of us kiwis still haven't learnt to laugh at ourselves. We are still as insecure about our identity as ever.

  • @BZARD12345 Gotta say we've become MORE precious judging by the precious comments on here.

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  • Oh cripes it's a joke. Aussies make them towards us, we make them towards Aussies. Big bloody deal.

  • Hey i met you guys in austalia!

  • omg I was thinking thats not nz, but I think it is in the 80's. I was born in 83 so there were a alot of land marks missing i.e. sky tower and other taller buildings! epic! unless nz intellect has change hugely over the last 20yrs or these fallahs dont seem very kiwi... lol..

  • @LEWS2000 No they're still pretty typical of NZ. Or at least the real NZ south of the Bombay hills.

  • It is a generalisation i mean it about the general kiwis, the average majority. There is a very small minority who don't fit that and alot of people who have imigrated here from asia, europe, africa and the americas that are great people. Unfortunately the average kiwi is an idiot following an idiot culture with idiototic habits.

    The proof is in the eating. I base my statements from a long time living here and observing this countries peoples and living and travelling in other countries

  • @dariuswindarc lol then you would be one of the very few people in the world who believe that. So what if i swear everyone swears get use to it.

  • @Donny6678 Actually i know, have met, and have heard of many people who think that NZ is a beautiful country which is unfortunately inhabited and controlled by parochial, rascist and very insecure people.

    There's a whole website dedicated to pointing out what is country is like. (Despite the rediculous assertion by many Kiwis that this is the best country in the world and the refusal to accept any critique on that delusion)

  • Yes alot of people swear, for expression and added effect and emphasis, or just for fun. Just not everyone, everywhere swears because they lack the vocabulary and mental focus to express themselves adequately as people so often do here.

    I love NZ i just wish it wasn't so full of lazy, stupid, rascist, xenophobic, alcoholic, violent, inneloquent, weak minded people that think they are world leaders when in fact they are a joke or an afterthought to the rest of the world.

  • I hope every day that one day Europe or Asia will conquer this country and turn it into something as great as it could be. Kiwis so far have done a pretty pathetic job at running it better leave it to a nation with better experience since Kiwis fail at following the better examples because of an over abundance of arrogance.

  • @Donny6678 Hey Donny, how much of the world have you seen to hold this confidence that Darius' opinion is not common?

  • gosh hu cares man lol loosers

  • Ha ha ha, I didn't hear anything in there that wasn't true..

    As for comedy - FAIL!

  • Oi, You Kangaroo Wankas, This Is Just Bullshit. Bloody Australians, You Cheats, Yall So Depressed Bout Yourselves That You Mock Us Kiwis Cause We Live On Smaller Islands.. Least We Protect Our People While You Palangis Went Hunting. Yeah, We Know The Shit Ya'll Did.

  • FRIIKIN AUSTRAILIANS

  • these guys are not even funny new zealand is a tiny country yet it competes with the top country's in the world and has taken many titles from world champions at least if you are going to mock a country get some facts on what stupid things the people in the country do and to the idiot that said this is a joke then why are us kiwis not lauging jokes like this are usually made up on facts not made up bullshit

  • @jkgrunter, it would help their cause if at least one Kiwi on here could string together a whole sentence.

  • ur stupid if u rilli think this is tru.. and ur stupid if ur frm new zealand and think this video is offensive.. its a joke calm down

  • WTF guys seriously, stop with all the stupid retarded arguments, THIS IS SATIRE.

    For fuck sake people these days have no sense of humour.

  • They're not drunk or stoned.

    Most New Zealanders are retarded (the higher forms all live in Australia) so they had to make an anthem that wasn't too complicated for their kind to sing.

  • @PresidentZod Oh yeah, cos you know most Kiwis...??

  • @PresidentZod haha thats funny cause its funny how alot of inventions have been made in nz people come from new zealand to australia for the money and sun not cause they are smart oh and to piss an aussie off by taking there girls.

  • @jkgrunter You're absolutely right, and I agree with you 100%.

    New Zealanders come to Australia "not [be]cause they are smart" - at least in the case of all the Kiwis that I've met thus far.

  • I think these guys are confusing Auckland with New Zealand!!! No wonder these JAFAs are bored... never been south of the Bombays!

  • Only someone from an unknown parentage  could think they could pass this off as a joke to our rnational anthem

  • where are these retarts from??

  • hey kiwis...there's a way better form of hilarity than this national anthem ridicule kind of thing,,,whoever did this must be thinking twice now whether or not he's worth singing that song..

  • Whoa, heapsa angry comments going on. chill out guys its obviuosly a pisstake.

  • @666DarDar That's because there are to many hyper sensitive idiots out their, and then the trolls start and the hypersensitive people continue to throw food.

  • Hey dude, you would be such a legend if you could upload a few more FB songs, Norman the Morman, the rap song etc. Why do they never put repeats of this great show on TV anymore, would be perfect for Comedy Central.

  • im from nz and i think its funny as . we take the piss out of everyone else so suck it up guys . get over it , its no big deal .

  • DRY FUKN DRY!!!!WATS UP WITH THE SLOW SINGING OR TALKING WAT EVA UZ R TRYING TO SAY....... R UZ RETARDS SURE ACTING LIKE IT......OR JST DISFUNCTIONAL IN THE BRAIN LOL...GET R FUKN REAL JOB OHHH THATS RIGHT THE KIWIZ GOT YAH JOBZ HAHA U OLD BAGZ

  • @thamaori4lyfe : Caps-lock dude. It's on the left. :)

  • @kentsmithnz NO SHIT SHERLOCK NO AMATURES HERE BAY WOT U ON ABOUT........

  • @thamaori4lyfe Calm down bro it's just satire from a show in the late 80's.

  • @vikeyev1 haha yeh ur right there aye mate!! over did that one lol but still cant laugh at my country getting mocked the shit out of. not a laughing matter when it comes to reality. its some 80's satire show crap but it's still disrespectfull. people saying! have a sense of humour!! cause they aint from that country or even if they wur those one's never stood up for themselves ever. those ones let people shit all over them to the face and i culdnt careless about them regardless.

  • @thamaori4lyfe It's understandable brother, I get shitty having to listen to my mums boyfriend go on about how Australia is the greatest country ever, has the best of everything, how australians have to work so damn hard blah blah blah. Let's see him spend a month in New Zealand, then he'll know what hard work is.

  • @vikeyev1 lmao cant argue with that one bro!

  • @thamaori4lyfe You do realise that these are New Zealand's comedians from the late 1980's right? that's our comedians laughing at New Zealand, and it was funny and still is. Now calm down and stop taking yourself so seriously.

  • @thamaori4lyfe I think this video is designed just for you. Lots of slow singing so you can understand.

  • Im not from that part of the world, eider we have the same idiot differences with our neighbors, i think that you shouldent keep going with that stupid way of fighting each other

  • Im not from that part of the world, eider we have the same idiot differences with our neighbors, i think that you shouldent keep going with that stupid way of fighting each other

    Sud hemisphere.

  • this sounds like theyre drunk. ahahahahahaha

  • you fucking dicks making some funny jokes about nez zealand got fuck ur selfs u fucking dicks go suck on o cock u sons of bitches go high and sing about some thing else because u bitches are fucking lame

  • I've got no idea what the bad comments are about!

    Maybe we've lost our sense of humour :(

    This is awesome, and pretty accurate...New Zealand is good, we grow sheep and wood, and don't like nukes!

  • Awesome (for the time) - Norman the morman was better & young hoon of the year.

  • i dont think this is a good national anthem....

  • this is exactly wot nzers are like hahahahaha

  • Let me rephrase that... Rutherford split the atom, Cockcroft split the atomic nucleas.

  • I can remember seeing these guys at the Windsor castle - they were classic and this was brilliant

  • Jealous! Got nothing else to talk about lol. Scenery??? A big red rock! yea..

    You make no mistakes??? Shit I don't think so..

    n.z is beauty!

  • went to NZ on holiday from m home country of Scotland about 3 years ago.Lovely place NZ and really friendly people.Thought Scotland was beautiful but scenery in NZ abso. stunning.

  • This show was piss funny, my faves were Flying Nun band The Flue "My black jumper"?!? and the awful heavy metal band on the beach whose noise level did not exceed that of the pounding surf. If anyone can upload these I'll be well pleased!

  • FearOfWar

    Yes quite intelligent do you ever read what you have written befrore you post? Its in a word poor for a 16yr old to have such awful writting skills, and Robert Oppenheimer led the team that split the atom.

  • Uhmm Oppin who?.. John Cockcroft split the atom

  • This was a great show, my fav was the Lounge suite song.

  • only pakeha are like this in nz" pakeha" means" white people" da maori " means "brown people"will freak you out

  • @SWOREone cock!

  • This is not New Zealand do not believe this.

    The people that made this should be hung.

    New Zealanders are amongst the most intelligent people around, for Ernet Rutherford was the man that split the atomic bomb. I'm 16 and kid as young as 5 have punctuation as well as me. We are not like this do not be fooled. Girls, if you see a kiwi guy go for him we are 1 in a million compared to any other race, no offence but seriously.

  • Ha! You crack me up. :) BTW - Ernest Rutherford (yes this is how you spell his name) split the atom, not the bomb. Are you saying you punctuate like a five year old? You should put a comma between, "kiwi guy" and '"go for him". Also a comma between, "no offence and "but seriously". New sentences from, "We are one in a million..." and "No offence...". I'm also guessing you mean, "kids" not "kid". Good try though.

  • You're all class mate. :)

  • @Fear0fWar its a joke you stupid little fuck!! cant you take a joke mate? loosen up and go have your 7th wank of the day..

  • @Fear0fWar I'm pretty sure you just made your entire first comment irrelevant..

  • @Fear0fWar ernest rutherford did split an ATOM yes but he did'nt invent the atomic bomb, besides he was working with a team of english people so he can't take all the credit. It was german scientists who took that idea and made it into a weapon of unimaginable power in co-op with the american goverment

  • @Fear0fWar

    I'm a New Zealander born and breed and after 3 years of travelling the globe through many 3rd world and developing countries i have to say that yes New Zealand is a parochial backwater. It's literacy statistics are pathetic, it's domestic violence is disgusting and the education standards are a joke. The average people of this country are narrow minded, lazy, ineloquent, violent and aggressive, binge drinkers, offensively racist, arrogant and have a superiorority complex.

  • @Fear0fWar

    I'm a New Zealander born and breed and after 3 years of travelling the globe through many 3rd world and developing countries i have to say that yes New Zealand is a parochial backwater. It's literacy statistics are pathetic, it's domestic violence is disgusting and the education standards are a joke. The average people of this country are narrow minded, lazy, ineloquent, violent and aggressive, binge drinkers, offensively racist, arrogant and have a superiorority complex. No brains.

  • @Fear0fWar I'm a New Zealander born and breed and after 3 years of travelling the globe through many 3rd world and developing countries i have to say that yes New Zealand is a parochial backwater. It's literacy statistics are pathetic, it's domestic violence is disgusting and the education standards are a joke. The average people of this country are narrow minded, lazy, ineloquent, violent and aggressive, binge drinkers, offensively racist, arrogant and have a superiorority complex.

  • @dariuswindarc fuck mate what a load of shit. such a generalization with no proof. dunno what planet you've been on.

  • @Donny6678 Also you don't strengthen you're dispute by your typical use of rude and fowl language and lack of general eloquence.

  • @dariuswindarc That's complete nonsense. I'm a Kiwi and been living outside of NZ for 13 years. I don't see anything in any other country that leads me to believe any of the above, regardless of how long I've been gone. If anything other countries fit that bill, not NZ. Ask the average American where NZ is and the fuckers don't have a clue. What you've endured is obviously a lot different to me, but to be honest you're full of shit mate.

  • @Fear0fWar Well aside from showing yourself up as a pretentious moron, you also need to get a sense of humour. I'm a New Zealander and I thought it was as funny as when I saw it years ago, because this is what much of our hoi polloi are like and we are a pretty modest country behind the BS TVNZ feeds you.

    And we are NOT very well spoken and our English seems to get worse all the time. Even I can't understand some younger Kiwi accents with all the "bro" and the corrupted vowels and bad elocution.

  • @Fear0fWar I hope your post is trying to take the piss and just failing, otherwise you should stay in skool.

  • @Fear0fWar I hope your post is trying to take the piss and just failing, otherwise you should stay in skool.

  • @Fear0fWar I hope your post is trying to take the piss and just failing, otherwise you should stay in skool.

  • take it easy)) It`s propably only a joke))

  • dum

  • what in the fuck was that!

  • haha that was funny

  • AUCKLAND CITY!!!

  • love it! GO NEW ZEALAND!! I LOVE YOUR HAKA! MHUAAAAA

  • Hahaha, that was quite funny :)

  • ................. arses..........

  • Christ what passes for humour these days.

  • awesome! haven't seen this show for years wouldn't mind seeing some of the other skits, but seems they are extremely hard to find

  • This is really funny - I'm ready to move there, inspite of these guys!

  • LOL that wasn't even the slightest bit funny. But I dont know why I'm laughing?

  • I'm from Aotearoa NOT New Zealand... so I don't care!!!

  • Don't know what you're talking about man - this tube is about Nueva Zelanda

  • Oh ok... another imaginary place?

  • Awsome. Another retard that recons that he/she can just ignore NZ's laws and treat everyone else like shit cos you are brown and you call everyone bro? Have fun out in the bush in your mis-matched camo trying hard to be terrorists. Yeah. Good job.

  • WHAT???

  • Im a Kiwi and dat way pretti funny lol

    But we still cewler than Auzzie

  • NICE!!!

  • hahahhahhhhahahaahhahhahahahah­ahahhahhaha that craps me up!

  • i lived next door to peter murphy way back when this show was kicking off 80's ish hes 3rd from the left.. he was real cool..

  • lol im a kiwi and i loled

  • That was cool. Funny,

  • im a kiwi and i thought this was hilarious XD

  • atleast you're better than canada

  • Bro, this sucks arse...might aswell crash out...

  • they sound like poms wtf?

  • Haha! Some of these fellas are on Hauraki mornings now eh?

    Good stuff!

  • Thanks ...Very nice work video:)))

  • ahahaha fuk this craks me up

    luv it that we take the piss out of our selves all the time.

    typical drowny kiwi boys haha

  • lol awesome... i don't know why people are criticising, it's good not to take yourself too seriously....

  • Bring on "young hoon of the year" not to mention Norman the mormon.

  • i dunno whyy butt i rekon their singing iss soo cutee & ii like new zeland =D

  • this sucks

    new zealand is so much better than this

  • New zealands way better den dis

  • About time funny business was on youtube! More more...

  • Where do you get them from. Have been looking for a DVD or something with no luck. Love that song Lounge Suite and Norman the Mormon.

  • Old VHS collection. :) I think I've got these songs. Definitely lounge suite. I'll try and stick them up in the next week or two.

    -KENT

  • I loved 'Funny Business'. Wish I could find more of them on you tube. Willy de Wit and Ian Harcourt are legends.

  • I've got some more I'll stick up when I get around to it.  :)

  • this is shit wer nt dumb!

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