lobster vs veg

[dgallegos4201]

Mmm looks delicious!

[NiKoWiThaK24]

Now for your dick

[Querzeo]

The lobster obviously won.



[DorkoMouthfly]

Hmm...this makes me sad a little. ): I don't think the lobster would consider that constructive...it may have actually preferred being left in the fridge than stressed. But too late I'm sure! XD Hope he was lishus at least...

[210482fmj]

this guy should seek help real quick

[EdTheBadass]

smoked shrimp and those small river crayfish are by far tastier that lobsters

[de4dlyslayer]

id like to se him snap a pen with th big claw!!!!

[HBomb830]

lobster: I DONT LIKR VEGGIES now get it away from me gee! im just a lobster! ; - ;

[ronniegranillo]

Dang! I had money on the Veggies!

[jeemz662]

If you were a real man you didn't put tape on one of his claws, you jackass.

[TheMax2cool]

lol! he's like a baby!

[gamemeister27]

I don't get how people think this is cruel.....lobster is going to be BOILED ALIVE soon, at least he gets to do something besides chill in a tank with other dead men walking.

[cantroos]

@gamemeister27 lol to be suffocated and made to perform feats of strength. These limey bastards are psychopaths.

[blazingfury26]

great abusing there keep it up and maybe karma wil bite u (hope)

[SillyEddyPhotography]

He's basically cutting up his own plate-side decorations right there. lol.

[annica1985]

That's so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WOLF96ISPKR]

hes done my finger

[Demonkiller666x]

lobster: i dont not want VIGGIES!!!

[xx0stephen0xx]

Lobster: oi oi give me my vegies now im vewwy hungry now let me eat.

[heresjohny32]

nice no need for a knife use a real life and living lobster

 or should that be nmobster

[awilsonator]

like a prisoner of war digging its own grave.. only with soup

[scruffylittlecat]

Those are cooked veggies, it seems.

[scw55]

Slightly sickening that he could be helping prepare the vegetables he'll be served with.

[Goopycrunchi681]

Lobster: Since I can't do anything to keep these humans from eating me, I may as well make them a side dish of veggies!

[aliderboss]

internet, internet 0:08

[arisgsmm]

man bein a lobster would suck

[holydevilgg]

Try your using your finger=)

[mrcoolblad]

made in china

[mrcoolblad]

buy a new lobster chopster  helps in the kitchen with the vegtables and look u can even eat it if

[QuadLad]

Take my strong claw

[kitanotom36]

it should snap your ...#"%$#%(&/%

[tiptop2245]

At the end the lobster was saying ' this is my pen now bitch'

[SailorVhoorl]

Harsh. Making the lobster cut up the veggies of the pot it's going into. Very harsh.

[Gallardo501st]

please, get a life

[TeePur]

@loladinn: I know and it's okay. Im a cook myself.. I just said that for ppl whining about this video. And by the way this is awesome way to cut vegs.. No more knives and sharpening! Just buy a hummer/lobster! And its an ecologic way aswell. Just cook the knife when done and you have a meal right there :)!

[MrEastcoastboy82]

Would you put your penis between the claw for a million dollars ?

[BurtonClash15892]

Give it to its crushing claw instead, much more powerful, believe me...

[ScorpVenomHurts]

get a life hobnocker

[gundamWWW]

Place your Penis between his claws, that would be painful. Or your balls! Ouch!

[WHITERAIN14]

..........=(

[kwa8591]

is this a new cooking show i havent seen yet? The iron lobster!

[TeePur]

If people says this is cruel.. Seriously.. Go to a restaurants kitchen and have a look.. They put all of them in a boiling water ALIVE..

[loladinn12]

@TeePur That's the way lobsters are ment to be cooked (y)

[lexmark136]

Use the big claw

[timvoodoo]

u guys r freaking cruel

[apmaman123]

who needs knives when you have lobsters who can do all your chopping needs for you.

[Orbit915]

i wish i had claws.

[Studiomuffin]

Why are people saying its animal cruety, i think next time we have lobsters in my work then i'm gonna try this lol.

The thing is, its gonna die anyway, I would say this is just tiring it out before we prepare it by sending a large chef knife down its mouth and cutting it open or scolding it into hot boiling water.

It doesn't even scream, thats the air coming out of the shell from the pressure of the hot water.

[CityHunter84]

his enthusiasm and lack of will to give up the veg is similar to that of my wife with a credit card.

[bmb007]

chop off ur dick

[Awsomedude2142]

rofl, "does this count as animal cruelty?" xD

[pizza87760]

Now for the finger.

[cccchhhhable]

@pizza87760 then the nipple

[o56kid]

A good helper Mr. Lobster is!!

[hehayo]

(-.-)... .... ....

[MacabreBerries]

Hey that's great you make your food help prepare the side dishes for dinner!

[kevinmastr]

@MacabreBerries LOL

[oldlampsfornew]

@MacabreBerries

haha brilliant

[horazzz]

employ him to the kitchen not cook him in the kitchen

[chocolatecowxo99]

omg

[wetsock]

stop playing with you food,

unless it starts to play with you lol

[jorgydo]

xD good one

[Bottery]

lol u make it prepare your dinner

[fosterssucks]

hes like "but my hand is tired you buggers!"

[seafordkid]

so pointless

[pedobear476]

srry but no they arnt

[autocon2002]

It slices, it dices, it chops, it swirls! Introducing the latest in salad preparation, the LOBSTER!

[MHCLANPS3]

lol

[123456duggie]

Rofl go one son!

Pity he ended up wearing a salad......... lol

[allawenchen]

If you think this is torture... You're wrong... it's bad manners, they are playing with their food!

[motikandrius]

this lobster can make a salat hehe... but lobster its a sea creature so put him in water and he will be much stronger i gess...

[overkillll]

all you people buying live lobsters are demented. I love eating lobster as much as anyone but tormenting it before you plunge it into boiling water is...

[SandBarrelProduction]

The sounds they make are really cool, it sounds like a cat purring

[azadehgolpa]

stop torturing the poor lobster.

[xFlyswatterx]

stfu thats a turtle you idiot!

[azadehgolpa]

no i'm sure it's lobster it doesn't look like a turtle.....

[xFlyswatterx]

ohhhh sorry mister smart ass its a tortoise, same damn thing!

[sacraficialangel7]

i'm sure you made a comment similar to this on another video with a lobster in it. are you deliberately winding people up or do you actually think it's a turtle?

I suggest you google image all three anyway.

[xFlyswatterx]

lol i found i amusing :) im suprised people gave me a +2 for it XD

[sacraficialangel7]

xD ya nut. permission to add you as a friend?

[Hordec]

the claw he is messing around with is the "fast claw" so when your playing with em make sure u dont leave them fingers a sitting targer e.g stick a pen at claw, it crushes it, then it moves its claw to ur fingers before u can move and probly break ur bones , and if u want to see FUN crushing, bank the small claw and leave big one to play with, will snap anything u stick in :)

[venturi117]

I think you have to pay it minimum wage for that kind of work

[40476]

can i have that for dinner dam i love lobster

[MrPsychoMental]

u had to let him use his other leg or hand or what ever it is :)

[ynotdrol2]

It's a claw you idiot.

[x10secsx]

the finger lol. clean cuts

[gizmosmommyxx]

that is so cruel !!!!!!!!!

[shaunbnntt]

well would you rather be put in a dark and cold fridge not knowing whats gunna happen to you before you die, or would you rather have something constructive to do to take your mind off the fact your about to be killed?????

[latalealive]

isnt he just scared...?

you didnt seem to help, all u did was scare him whiles hes in a box when bright light lights are shineing with with huge ppl just bothering and your not knowing if your gonna die?

[volxd]

@shaunbnntt neither sounds too fun to me :(

[RamTerritory]

@shaunbnntt Well, you have a point but it is a little mean to tease it.

[snake172]

@shaunbnntt hows about feeling the affects of about 20g's on your legs and arms the whole way through that.........

[oberon06]

its gonnae die anyway :P

[fraserjohnston1974]

hope one day i get to "piss around with you at work...with your arms tied up and out of your depth". arse.

[skater4nater]

god i hate you p.e.t.a faggots. go give a tree a handjob or something, asshole.

[martythemage]

Take the sexual advances to pm's.

[lespaullover13]

fuck sake man thts fucking harsh!

[shaunbnntt]

why?

[EyalSpirit]

Leave the poor lobster alone! :(

[LordCamelot999]

That's more food than he's ever gonna get. Poor guy...it makes me sad that such a strong veggie chopper ends up in a pot. I love lobsters ^__^ they are very cute. His memory will live on...

[pasha282]

that guy should give the lobster a watermelon

[Waaop]

wahahah epic :D

[0utIaw]

try sticking your penis in there

and lets see what happens...buddy

[ZomBEEandJesus]

Oh why do I find this so amusing?

[ZomBEEandJesus]

oh why do I find this so amusing?

[martrex2]

that's a great lobster

[shafty1968]

Stick your knob in.....

[Yesaul19]

umm it needs water to breath ...

[kober18]

Lobsters have specialized gills that allow them to extract oxygen from air as well as in water. A thin film of water coating the gill surface is necessary for oxygen to be extracted by the gills from the air. Lobsters can survive out of water for a number of days, but must be kept cool and damp. It is only when the gills are damp and cool can lobsters extract enough oxygen to survive a prolonged period out of water

[natruto]

i wonder if it was pissing around with you too... i mean why doesnt it try to clip your fingers? it seems to be taking your challenges

[ezydizzy]

that lobster muz be a vegetarian

[bearssoxbulls54]

OMG VEGTABLE CRUELTY FLAG FLAG lmao jk

[blackxxflamingo]

LOL I was hoping someone would speak up for the veggies!! LOL!!

[warhammerork1]

i dont think that the pen is a veg...

[MistyHollowDrummer]

I'm going to laugh when he hurts you.

[hierlesen]

loool xD he is your new scissor

[Ourfam6]

lol hes chopping the vegs for the soup hes going in lol

[bassiks]

haha.

[CookiesWokiesxD]

hey i'm glad hes fighting a veg amd i'm glad you're not like letting it fight pets or animals or something [=

[roflcoppterlol]

rule one of lobster/veg fight club is we do not talk about lobster /veg fight club

[Jacobzi]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[JMMFilms]

oh lol

[Dyller1212]

lol nice one

[crazysabin]

Actually. the lobster is black. it looks blue because the light on the lobster is reflecting off him.

[ryushinn]

holy fuck a blue lobster thats rare

[shaunbnntt]

actually no its not rare. you,ll find that most lobsters are blue. thier only red once they,ve been cooked

[StraashaArashi]

@shaunbnntt but... when i went fishing i cought a red lobster : (

[sacraficialangel7]

have you never seen a live lobster before?

[dawarriors22]

if the claws are not tied it would cut your hand off like an axe

[shittypiez]

Lol. The lobster is really good at it :)

you probably should take him to the lobster cutting contest??? HAha.

[Strogenforcer]

So I take it you get the lobster to do your chopping for your stew ?

[MCyammer117]

the ironic thing is he chopin the veggies for is own stew..

[poopeatingcat101]

my grandma boiled a lobster once^^ it screamed like crazy

[iamabigfatbutt]

it slices! it dices! it can peel a potato in less then 30 seconds! its the new Lob'sto-mat-ic!

[Del249]

lobsters r cute

[LoofaOfDOOM33]

lol at the end when its looking at the camera...its prolly thinking...fuck my life :(

[Hexaggram]

LOL

[byronde]

AHAHA

[wehatemacs]

I reckon I might get a lobster to do my cuban cigars. sweet cigar cutter, mucho bling.

[wehatemacs]

yeah, good comeback dude. you told him...fool

Yah, btw, by the end it may have been on the lines of animal cruelty, but then I reckon that thats what lobsters do all day 'n' junk. although I don't think they put elastic bands around their claws much. maybe thats just a misnomer.

[WarPig182]

an expensive vegetable cutter

[fallen250]

try your finger

[poopeatingcat101]

lol

[DJGP83]

lol lobbie was fucking with you 2 about the pen

[calingopops]

LOL

[ManYAkEMm]

thats fucked up... ur makin the crab chop up all those veggies.. and then ur gna throw him in a soup with the veggies that he chopped.. now thats some fucked up shiit loll

[shaunbnntt]

your clearly a bit of a cooking noob. as the title of the video says its a lobster not a crab. and if youve seen the price of live lobsters these days you'd understand that you dont just throw them into soups.

[MikeyCreation]

how about lobster vs your finger? :D

[tommy2ter]

lol i dont know why but i think lobsters are cute in their own sick and disgusting way

[youmakemecutmyself]

release his big claw and see what happens...

[tsunami400]

actually thats the crushing claw they're using the slicing claw the crusher would be fun though

[youmakemecutmyself]

oh? hah really? i didnt know they had 2 different ones lol thank sfor telling me =]

[paveldaddy]

Yeah dude. He should give him the finger and look what happens. lol

[SkaLee]

lol, He slices, he dices....

[yuppersblabla]

LMAO.

[marysian]

Hahah this is a happy alternative to the goldfish vs lobster. We'd never know if he was your lunch that day either :p

[CATastrophic15]

hahaha awesome lolll

and yes, i feel inclined to mention something about animal cruelty, but tbh, s/he seems to be enjoying it haha

awwh loll

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