Rodney Carrington Stand Up Comedy Live 2

[OptimusPrime571]

dont thumbs up the guy asking for thumbs up. hes desperate for attention.

[12gageshot]

Thumbs up if your still watching in 2012.

[jasperpaws24]

But I didn't

[DipB4Spit]

meh dad went to school with himmmm

[steveybob44]

thumbs up if you want to hear the rest of the dang song at the beginning.

[gitrdonedevan]

Gaara Cookie, does this mean the rest of the people tried dick WITH ketchup. How bout puttin 56 people tried dick. Thumbs up if you agree

[SuperJGirl13]

At the end when he raises his arms makes it soo much funnier

[ashoftomorrow]

for a guy who supposedly doesn't like the idea of dick, he sure talks a lot about it (and no, i'm not a gay guy. i'm a girl.) i'm just sayin'...

[TheCookiemonster45]

their was this fella in there...he was gay. iknow he was gay because he had a shirt saying he was lol

haah you don't try a dick..you try icecream

[GaaraXCookies13]

56 people tried dick without ketchup...

[deerhunter2011]

Thumbs up if you're sick of hearing "this magic moment".

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

Dick + Ketchup = STD Dawg!

[Leowen2]

Who's that laughing

[Digitalsway]

Rodney Carrington is hilarious!

[biohazforlife]

u dnt try dick...haha

[dontbethatguy0]

that one ladies laugh is so annoying

[Brmobrad]

i like this n u like that so u just keep on walkn lmfao.... thats the way it should be

[TheCopeboy123]

54 people dont have 600$ for that damn sweater!

[twistedmountain]

@TheCopeboy123 Correction. 55 People Bought The $600 Sweater :D

[DrummerBren13]

Wow. Sometimes he's really funny but the homo jokes get old.

[TheBearcat98]

@DrummerBren13 cuz ur a fag

[pavelmdify]

This guy is like j.w. Busg

[Joh3nor]

Nigga pittin

[monteoner]

at first i was a bit shocked by the homophobia but then i saw he was wearing a cowboy hat and i realised he cant help it

[guitarhippies]

Armpit stainz.

[ateras360]

53 people ARE fish dicks

[meteosurreal]

@ateras360 ...Wow, really? I did not notice...

[wseeback]

What the hell is up with the creepy intro to every clip?

[meteosurreal]

@wseeback ...What, it's creepy, or something?

...Must be subjective, 'caue I didn't notice too much/occasionally like it in the few years since I first saw this video and these other "onewingedangel" rodney ones, you find it creepy? ...Okay, strange...

[shayneromac]

This guy is funny no doubt check out his walmart skit

[gu151]

@ChuckNorrisKratosLOL

...hilarious

[meteosurreal]

@gu151 ..."Click or dick?"

[gu151]

Boring and simplistic. This is like larry the cable guy, appeals to the lowest common denominator.

[TheBearcat98]

@gu151 fag

[WorldsMostAwesome7]

@gu151 fuck you you politicaly correct motherfucker

[hy731]

52 tried dick and it affected them for life.

[schlakemelissa]

52 people ate chicken dick with no ketchup....

[mspflp1]

i thought he was gonna fuck me. haha

[TownPiligan14]

stop thumbs up that "2011" comment! damnit people ANYONE who sees that comment is watching it in 2011

[blahblah4149]

@devonsseabolt OH MY GOD, NOW I CAN'T STOP HEARING IT!!

[blahblah4149]

His southern voice makes the jokes, all the more better! Who agrees wit me?

[Stopthiscrap]

@blahblah4149 his voice and accent make the jokes sound funnier yeah :P

[blahblah4149]

@Stopthiscrap lolol

[schlakemelissa]

51 people dont like ketchup

[schlakemelissa]

fuckin love him <3

[cp432002]

good thing he rode the roller coaster 1st...

[32jmckenzie]

51 people got fucked! :D

[AgMtz6662]

crap. didn't use ketchup...

[ArmedWithAniTouch]

50 queers watched this.

[rockdudeguy18]

They don't fuck around on Rodeo Street.

[TheLow420]

50 ppl couldnt afford the other shoe

[Raptor660ism]

I was lookin at the map... i said "take us to rodeo street" he says "its ROH DEH OH!!!" i says "whatever assholayo lets just go!" LMFAO AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[ilovemyhorse1415]

it may be casmear but the price is bullshit lmao!!!

[joeyandmarcie1]

fish balls and chicken dick rotflmao

[dylanishot4ever99]

thumbs up if u think he is funnier than Larry the cable guy

[bluntfatty]

Hell He's funnyer then all 4 of them.

[dylanishot4ever99]

@bluntfatty ya i know right hahaha

[koolmike1996]

d'ya put ketchup on it?

[LoveIsMyOnlyFreedom]

50 people did something that Rodney talks about in the video. It won't make much sense to post this, because eventually there will be 51 dislikes. Oh well. I just wanna be like everyone else!!

[aussieplayboy]

50 people were ashamed they dindt get the fish balls and chicken dick they wanted

[pulsepunder]

itssss Kashmir



[cloyd1989]

50 people are wearing t-shirts that say their gay apparently.

[xBridget19x]

my god... this man is so danm funny!.... lmfao

[happy4achange1]

49 people dont know what is funny

[mokora]

Fuck larry the cable guy. this is funny

[OoMakeupForeveroO]

Thumbs up if you're still watching this 2011 :)

[citiracer19]

@OoMakeupForeveroO hell ya



[TimiiTyllO]

@OoMakeupForeveroO i watch it 24/7 xD

[Kervox]

@OoMakeupForeveroO soooooooooooooooooooooooo everyone that sees this comment before the end of the year? :S

[OoMakeupForeveroO]

@Kervox yeah pre much.

[aaronzack14]

@OoMakeupForeveroO 2012 bitch

[lalea72pop]

its called deodorant... try it

[ginocanchaser]

i bet the 48 dislikes are mormons lol

[joecrowl3y]

chicken dick and fish balls on a bed of lettuce

[mikefutch]

4:18 sweaty pits ha ha !!

[LWhitlow87]

10 more days & I get to see him... Yaaaaay :) Ive been waiting forever!!!!!

[bobcats330]

@LWhitlow87 i talked to him a few days ago, in his driveway. hes a customer at work.

[secfan4life]

if i was making the money he is..you could make fun of my pits all you wanted to..he"s on stage and its pretty hot idiots!!!like you would not be sweating...you idiots make me sick...

[emcredneck]

48 people forgot to throw in the chicken dick

[mixer529]

does anyone see his pits 4:19

[13saxman]

@mixer529 sweat of a champ my friend!!

[hataCONTROL187]

@mixer529 yeah.. he's probably nervous

[mixer529]

@hataCONTROL187 hahaha so true

[okhuntertravis]

48 people are gay and wear shirts that say they are

[nickpainn]

48 people are not going to like your comment just because you say something funny.

[lukeBishopp]

48 people got fucked by thatguy with the sweater

[youngduval9043]

48 ppl tryed a dick lmfao

[LinearNavigator]

@youngduval9043

In Soviet Russia, dick tries YOU.

[666WhiteFang]

chicken dick..... haha LOL

[mintchocolatefantasy]

Boy he's nervous look at his pits

[Blazerj08]

48 ppl shouldve tried the ice cream.

[dontcarewatuthink]

4:21 fail. lets how long it takes ppl to get it lol

[duffurbanluke21]

@dontcarewatuthink fail because it gets hot as fuck on stage with lights glaring onto you, of course...

[dontcarewatuthink]

@duffurbanluke21 it was j/k calm down big bertha. if u dont know what a bertha is type it in googl.e

[bonelessBob]

the only thing funnier than this guy is nascar.... man i hate rednecks

[PFCmccain]

@bonelessBob sooooooo....you looked for a famous redneck comedian because you don't like them??......I'm confused.......

[bonelessBob]

@PFCmccain no it came up in the search for 'stand up comedy' and i saw the cowboy hat and couldn't resist seeing how trashy it was

[PFCmccain]

@bonelessBob Ok, understandable.

[MBernard3]

48 people shudda never tried that dick

[southernthunder51079]

48 people live on rodeo street!

[emcredneck]

48 people don't like Rodney Carrington

[xotalar10]

fish balls and chicken dick on a bed of lettuse...and ketchup, makes everything taste good hahaha lmfao

[NorwegianFreaks]

We lost a million viewers since "Rodney Carringto Stand Up Comedy Live 1"

[xotalar10]

fucking ass funnyyy

[SOLDIER000123]

omfg who doesnt lik this guy ...he is funny for anyone

[chancekale24]

you ever see the balls on a fish.... there tiny..

[missbojangles123]

they don't fuck around on rodeo street.

[islandfever]

ketchup!!

[ads772]

ITS TOW MATER !

[MetalmasterRene]

I'm from Germany and knew him only from his sitcom. I've seen all the performances here on youtube. it is not always easy to understand his accent. but it's worth it several times to see. thumbs up from Germany for texas humor

[OfficialMission222]

Funny as Hell!! Hahaha

[depthors]

47 people ate fish balls, not the kind you get in the food joint

[djflexx100]

Chicken dick and fish balls on a bed of lettuce....

[Freakingknockotacos]

look at his sweat on his armpits

[Corrderio]

@Freakingknockotacos Not surprising, it gets hot under those lights sometimes.

[misslemonkey8989]

he jumped at me . and i thought he was gona fuck me!!! OMFG

[Maczekdum]

46 people are gays

[cmlunit56]

"take us to rodeo street" "its rodeyo street" "whatever asshol-eo lets just go" lmaooo XD

[UnderrageMassacre]

ROFL "Maybe you shoulda put ketchup on it". I almost pissed myself. This guy's great

[xenaswolf]

He's funny as hell, too bad he's a homophobic ass

[xd1rtx]

@xenaswolf

is he, or is he just playing to the crowd

[flecur08]

@xenaswolf he's tellin the truth though but i guess some people just cant handle the truth.

[112namrepus]

@xenaswolf That's called a normal person. Fuck you.

[xenaswolf]

@112namrepus

No thanks, I like my sex a little higher on the food chain.

[112namrepus]

@xenaswolf LMFAO!

[codytesterfox]

id kik some ass

[jayden1590]

he said its ahhcassmeeeeer, he jumped at me i thought he was gonna fuhk me but i didn't , well it might be casmeer but the price is bull shit

[terrywaterfall]

got antiperspirant ?

[NascarRacer003]

you can make anything taste good with ketchup. hellyeah!!!!!!!!

[superorgasm]

Rodney Carrington is not "SURE" 4:21

[Falconwing]

46 people are assho-lay-os.

[CrumpJuice420]

@Falconwing Not to point fingers but I think those 46, 47 now, are fuckin Gay. ha ha. They just got their panties in a wad...

[rebel3353]

@Falconwing 47 now lol

[JackNational95]

@Falconwing 47 people wanted to fuck ya but they didnt

[Mustavalava]

eww. look at those sweat stains, haha

[happyjihad]

Sir, I don't think that's something you try.

[reekaree]

lmao dick aint like ice cream.. maybe u should of put ketchup on it

[priman0cte]

"...,but i'm almost certain, if i tried d***, that that would affect me for the rest of my life!" That in combination with his weird facial expression had me almost spit my coffee on my keyboard... xD

[ncs1988]

maybe you should have put ketchup on it god i was laughing so hard

[skyler1obscene]

we went there nd i bought her a shoe cuz i couldnt aford the other XD

[haley101155]

"Ketchup tastes good on everthing"

[kennythorne21]

i thought he was gonna fuck me!

[Cub25Red]

nice pit stains

[FURRY1995]

Sweat patches at 4:18 lols its great tho :)

[boothfamily1]

shutup bitch i'm trying to watch rodney carrington

[Zeramirlastof]

42 people tried the dick without any ketchup on it.

[bobafettfan32]

i've seen rodney twice in concert. got 2 go back stage and hang out with him and why i say hang out he opened up a cooler and gave me a beer. great guy makes me laugh everytime i listen 2 his cds or go see his show.

[godofrocknroll]

41 people are retarded

[themissjess024]

"we got down there and i bout her a shoe.. cause i couldnt afford the other one" classic =D

[Demon1Jay]

i1wingedangel thanks for uploading this. Carrington is great.

[wrestlingromanelli09]

FISH BALLS



[joizkewl]

who are the 41 douche bags who didnt like this video?

[lenix2034]

@joizkewl -people with a sense of humour?

[joizkewl]

@lenix2034 1. you spelled "Humor" wrong and 2. if they did have a sense of humor they would click the like button because rodney carrington is funny as hell so u sir are a retard with no sense of "humour"

[edaj84]

@joizkewl I actually agree with you BUT he spelt Humour correctly if he is from the UK/Australia/NZ and plenty of other places.

[johan2day]

I could give a shit about intros. thanks for uploadin this funny fucker.

[gunnerdog1987]

u can't try dick

[ideasmaster]

Although, I don't like the f--- profanity, I think this bit is such a hoot! I watched this at the library and I was busting out laughing so much the people around me were all staring. I especially liked the fish balls and chicken dick part. Funny!

[hhrtwo]

Every time Rodney laughs, I hear "George Bush"...But I cant hold that against him...He's Great!....Rodney that is!!

[cpljones69]

boomer!!!..  sooner!!!!

[MyJohnson93]

but the price is bullshit! haha thats hilarious

[56tony1]

I wish so bad you were my brother, then a little of the genius you have would have trickled down to me somehow.. After following your career for several years, I just started looking at your videos on youtube...I am pretty old school... I gotta tell you, I laugh harder at your bits than any ever before, and while I know you don't know me from Adam, I feel like you are a brother from a different parent.. I am disabled, but would still mow your lawn to be able to hear your bit in person.. Love ya.

[kratorz1]

1:35 ashton kutcher?

[Nestico11]

""take us to rodeo street. Its rodao i said whatever assholao lets  go" fking funny man thumbs hope

hmm how many times can i vote xD

[theshopking5]

LOL, his sweety pits

[CrazyJ58706]

" well it might be cashmere but the price is bull shit" lmao

[A2KDeerHunter]

im going to go see him next week :D

[musicsgames1]

fish ball and chicken dick on a bed of lettuce

[musicsgames1]

fish balls

[musicsgames1]

i bot her a shoe cause i could afford the other haha

[jennylovesalbert]

He is so Funny

[nderringer1]

wat ever asshole layo lets just go



[musson20]

lol but the price is bullshit..

[peachescmta]

thx for the upload.....

[iceprodjh]

he says ...ITS casmeir

[ianmoore1999]

yeah theyre annoying but its a good thing to know what youre watching thanx for uploading the vid this is one of the best comedians people here are stupid they try to act big on the computer screen

[Greggatron]

Funny stuff

[DcnBls]

Chicken Dick and Fish Balls...bring it on a bed of lettuce..

[KittieKat91]

assholeo

[rockohioproductions]

I think the intro is better then a dam commercial. and for someone to threaten someone over net cause of their way to pass a filter. and make it their own video collage. i think its fine. and if you dont like it. pause it. wait then move the cursor. ? sounds easy?? better then a mental break down. the mental breakdown people should watch some system of a down videos. made just for people like you. watch sugar first.

[MrHockeyboy9]

i like the intro its from the movie sandlot a classic movie.

[WarGod547]

mabe you shoulda put ketchup on it! lol

[MrKike06]

Haha hilarious guy haha