Duke Nukem Forever - Shrinkage

[lalaxbo]

I love that hot mom who has the t-shirt that says: Got Milk ? I like when she is saying : I know right where i'd stick him ;) . I like this game alot :D

[ELSOGMANDA]

What is the song in the background

[twatonastick999]

0:25 i cant stop laughing at dukes chipmonk voice holy shit!

[TheTaylorJohnson1]

Quit complaining about graphics, it is a Duke Nukem game of course it won't look "Real" like CoD and Battlefield, etc

[SleepyPanchoo]

"Size only matters when your full grown" LOL

[MenkoDany]

World of padman anyone?

[AnarickTheDevil]

This game and Alice Madness Returns meats my quota for fucked up and awesome for the month.

[NewGuyCommentary]

hmm its still not gonna beat the old duke nukem games.

[hamsamich1]

i never ever use the word epic, but this game looks fucking EPIC!

[Doctalen]

@XxXGqueenXxX Hmmm. Duke Nukem 3D! Wait that's still Duke

[das2003]

I hope they didn't ruin this game. The driving scenarios don't look too captivating, I hope there aren't too many of them as they seem very linear and I hate it when games go down that linear route. It usually results in a quick uninstall and then it makes a lousy present for somebody.

[SloterMFmeyer]

0:46 LOL!

[Bloodcider]

I really hope the Porkchop Sandwiches line was a reference to the GI Joe PSA parodies.

[pnutosan]

I really can't wait for this. The more I see the more I want it :D

Btw, anyone know whats the song's called? Sounds funkadelic :3

[pnutosan]

@pnutosan Doesnt matter found it :D

If anyone else is interested watch?v=Ce7D-LqQHD4

And enjoy lol

[NobleReaper]

@XxXGqueenXxX mortal kombat?:D

[TheOKTerrificable]

pre-ordered



[SergeySasuke]

SO CUTE!!!! ^_________^

[Mooman051]

Unhhh huhhhhh where is it? Ahh the good ok days:)

[TylerCain2012]

0:33 porkchop sandwiches? From the GI Joe PSAs?

[Ariamaki]

"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!"

Thanks Duke-- I needed that.

[MinimunWage]

@Ariamaki OH SHIT GET THE FUG OUT OF THERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET-FUG OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT. FUG! WE'RE ALL DEAD GET THE FUG OUT..

Oh god did that smell good.

[SmoothLegend]

How about in the chest instead of you know where, that way you can still kill alien scum, only with a chick lol.

P.S. I love that sprint sound he makes here when shrunked, it's hilarious.

[nyshanin]

@gmanhell Nope John St. John isn't the voice actor anymore.

[balss248]

@nyshanin i loled at children who cant troll or know facts

[nyshanin]

@balss248 Really sad though. The moment I heard Nukem's voice I shook my head and said, "Nobody has the right to place the, badass, voice of Duke".

[kea919306]

@nyshanin the hell are you talking about jon st john is still the voice of duke nukem

[Xone9]

@nyshanin Dude not only is John St. John still the voice of Duke, but he's been plugging this game almost as much as Pitchford.

[nyshanin]

@Xone9 Dude I'm just a troll. Leave me be. Damn hippies.

[Vyper123456]

@nyshanin lol if anything they got John st John to talk like Duke while on helium lol

[kea919306]

@nyshanin As my dear friend Lex Luthor would say...WRONG!

st John is still the voice of the Duke

[devon00789]

Heheheheh, I bet Duke Nukem could get into all sorts of places... Like locked rooms, and secret areas... What? You didn't I meant sexual related stuff did you?

[ninjadude183]

Leprechaun Nukem?

[SuperPStation]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[snickleseed]

5 people are suffering from shrinkage

[kombatwound]

barely crashes into dildo 0:45

[TotalitarianPacMan]

What is this, I don't even...

IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!

[bucketmouse]

oh joy a giant house map how innovative

[gmanhell94]

Jon St. John w/ Helium

[Reaver1898]

Lol Please Remember to wash hands after playing this xD

[maggots4lifeslipknot]

Please Remember To Wash Hands After Playing... xD

[jerkythesandpiper]

I just do not like the "gore" explosion.

[Colo118]

@jerkythesandpiper yeah that called gibs btw. Quite unpolished for now i hope they add blood splatter later.

[sexydanny21awesome]

Now thats what I am talking about! This game should get the award for the most bad ass game ever created! :)

[Mematt120]

when does the demo come out? im in the first access club

[shadowfreeze88]

@Mematt120 So am I and I just got an email about 6 hours ago from Gearbox asking me to confirm the system I used. They said you need to confirm by this sunday May 15th so hopefully that means the demo will be out next week. ^_^

[PELUXAUNO]

I did wash my hands after playing... but they are still sticky! :D

[bignastyeller]

@PELUXAUNO dude i just keep playing,even if there sticky,cant waste any time,but then i have to recover.

[evan258]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

I wonder if that is from watching those GI JOE videos?

[MarkP0rter]

i hope the improve the rat shooting animation.

[MitchZer0II]

Will I be able to explore vaginas in this game?

[AWOOGO]

@MitchZer0II prob not but it REALLY would not surprize me

[weplayed]

@MitchZer0II mutch more fun to do it in real life

[bbandmusclefan]

@MitchZer0II coochie coochie...

[shawasian]

@MitchZer0II Actually anyone with this thought in mind should NOT EVER buy this game (unless they're big enough Duken Nukem fans) because this video is pretty much all the shrinkage you get to see in the full game.. there's only one more "giant girl" at a Burger King place and that's it.. all the rest is pretty much just alien shooting.. NOT worth your money if you expect more of this video in the full game then.

[MitchZer0II]

@shawasian I bought the game and I liked it...

[gabebage]

@XxXGqueenXxX dark messiah of might and magic i think

[shizennoshi]

in b4 shitty ass gamespy for online

[neoduke007]

@shizennoshi It's steamworks. So it uses Steam for online, this has been confirmed. Research before commenting please

[rocketzombie237]

"Size only matters when your FULL GROWN" . . . damn right?

[fatalit1]

What happend to "Dead before Disco"

[lunarnut]

It just gets better and better. I think.. I have to wipe away some manly tears now. *sniff*

[danielwhaaaaat]

Loving the mom telling a ten year old kid where'd she'd stick Duke

[dinizgames]

This is the one and only FPS that will ever surpass Duke Nukem 3D!

[s8ntmark]

Hahaha, Small Duke voice FTW LOL!

[superleft4deadguy]

Pork chop sandwiches.

[PsychoJosh]

Pork chop sandwiches.

[Peeks24]

@ReichsfuhrerHicks get the fuck of youtube bitch

[craig260691]

Hail to the king Baby !

[vidman102]

Ｉ＇ＶＥ ＧＯＴ ＢＡＬＬＳ ＯＦ ＳＴＥＥＬ

[MrPlainNameless]

Balls of Steeel!

[Damocles178]

Cool and all but I don't really think there was any need for the typical cartoon tiny voice; IDK it's just been done too many times. However great to see a very inventive shooting game! :) This'll be a unique experience for many years to come. Ha and a Pig Cop holds it's foot when Duke crashes into him; naturally Duke Nukem always had laughs all round :)

[1Metal0hero1]

4 are Mini Pigcops

[BubsytheBobcatt]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!

[KojiTsunami]

Size only matters when you're FULL GROWN baby! >:D

[opazhman]

u can't kick them!?!!? fuck it i rather smash them!

[charliebrown293]

the shrink ray was cool then and it still cool now

[asnaes]

Once I get this game, I'm gonna have a few beers while playing

[RazorProductions367]

This game is going to be the worst one ever (not the game but the mature content in it), lol its going to be awesome

[asnaes]

@RazorProductions367 I hope it offends those soccer moms that are always on the rag.

[RazorProductions367]

@asnaes lol I dont think it will dissapoint

[RockFr3ak]

What's wrong with the graphics? They look fucking good



[asnaes]

@RockFr3ak My pre-order is in effect.

[rfsent5]

@RockFr3ak, they do look good.  Especially at 57 secs they look very high def.

[dinizgames]

Non gamers play for Graphhics and glitches like CoD games,

REAL MEN/Gamers say, fuck graphics, gameplay all the way!

Duke Nukem Forever = Best FPS of all time, and the one and only one to ever surpass Duke Nukem 3D!

[HaX0Rmedia]

@dinizgames What if it disappoints though? The 15 years spent waiting for it will be all for nothing.

[dinizgames]

@HaX0Rmedia, Well, theres a lot to do in the game!

There's humor, interactivity, imagination, nudity, mature content; Man, its Duke, and after 15 years, all the builds, the projects they made, im sure they made the best decisions for the game,

Still, if it disappoints? Well, i'll just get over it, i wont stop living my life and i wont be crying about, "i want my 15 years of wait back" I'll just get over it, but i don't think it'll disappoint, it seems to be pretty good, like Duke 3D...

[Cattra65]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES YOU DAY?! Game of the Millenium

[Darkborn]

ha, macrophiles rejoice.

[MilesOCP002]

Oh my god, I had a damn porkchop sandwich yesterday night and was watching that GI Joe video! XD

[ezequieldavid]

@MilesOCP002 porkchop sandwiches! oh shit get the fuck out of here fuck we're all dead!

[Drunkmc]

Hahhaha, oh man, looking forward to this game!

[17drw]

i just cant get enough of this video,

so excited for the release of this game, just can not wait to get my hands on a copy.

[MilesOCP002]

@Ash1984 Eat shit and die.

[Peeks24]

@Ash1984 go suck a dick only twelve year olds cod players care about graphics. Don't ever say shit about the king

[jordanserg31]

why pocket? why not boobs?

[Ormagoden]

0:37-0:38 Quagmire?

[rfsent5]

HEY! I found a way to play the game... sort of.. Put video in 720 HD, Then press 5 over and over to fire the gun and kill the little monster on the shelf, lol!! "Pork chop sandwiches!"

[argebarse]

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE GRAPHICS EAT SHIT AND DIE BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

[SlazSlackrabbit]

LoL @ dodging stuff in the Duke Burger storage area!

[ayakoyuuta]

No matter the sizes, Duke Nukem still kick ass.

[thisisstupid956]

In a world where every shooter is a copy of Call of Duty, what game have you ever played where you can shrink down, drive an RC car, battle rats and jump around a fast food kitchen on flying waffles? This is going to be an awesome game!

[DifunctedReble]

@thisisstupid956 Jumping around a fas food kitchen on flying waffles? Counter-Strike. Everything else is all Duke. HAIL TO THE KING!

[1709Eduardo]

muito comedia o game!

no aguardo...

[MuMortal]

this reminds me army men ^^... fighting in the kitchen

[Silverfang15]

"I know right where i'd Stick him" GIGGIDY!

[capcaunu69]

What is the song name ?

[Ostnizdasht206]

@Silverfang15 I like how she was talking to the little kid that asked Duke to sign his book. lol

[JSNTN42]

"I know right where I'd stick him. :)" 0:038

[EliCurrent]

I love the pig cop when he gets hit by the car lol

[AMRonTUBE]

what is the song name ?

[Kapov]

YAY CONSOLISED DUKE NUKEM

[Flightpath2010]

Yay



[private420]

stepping on the enemies is kinda lame no blood stains in this game!

[Gammerman12]

Porkchop sandwiches.

Oh fucking lol.

[MuzzafuzzaGaming]

Duke, I fucking love you. Just thought I'd let you know.

[Shinadigans96]

Need to have it NAOW!!!!

[FallIntoWinterr]

holy fuck i can't wait to get this

[razorgarf]

This game is not for girls!

[StormHawkAerrow]

@razorgarf why?

[FellitoRockero]

@razorgarf Well, sure my friend loves this... =D

[chriscutter3]

My policy on graphics: If you are able to tell what it is that you're looking at, then the graphics are fine as they are.

Sheesh, look at the banter in the comments. Dumb fuckers probably haven't played a single Duke game 'cuz all they're trying to do is boost their ego online. Peh, there's only one King, and his name's Duke. Hail, bitches.

[Shirsaha]

*Sigh* Every where you go on the internet nowadays has people starting console wars. It's so f*cking annoying!! Why can't people just grow up and stop arguing about which is better, PC or consoles? Duke Nukem Forever is a PC game PORTED to consoles, so it's obviously a PC game 1st and a console game 2nd.

[EnigmaNovb]

Bahaha. Good ol' duke.

[themoogoat]

Best version will be on console, as always.

Enjoy your overpriced E-Mail machines with no games, PCfags.

[nefets99]

@themoogoat IM TROLLING /v/ AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

[themoogoat]

@nefets99 You mad that your E-Mail machine has been replaced by consoles and iPhones?

[gerv55]

@themoogoat Sorry retard but it is a pc game ported to consoles.

[themoogoat]

@gerv55 Nope. Every game these days is made for console first.

...And PC last.

Try BUYING games next time instead of killing the industry, you pirate scumbag.

[gerv55]

@themoogoat Get a clue child and go and look at some interviews with gearbox, I Just amazed that someone with your level of inbreeding can even manage to post a message online.

[themoogoat]

@gerv55 Well I'm even more amazed that you can post one without making horrific grammatical mist-

Oh wait.

[gerv55]

@themoogoat Funny that grammar mistakes only seem to matter when the other guy is pulling "facts" out of his arse. You've no clue what you're talking about son now go back to sitting in the corner and wetting yourself.

[themoogoat]

@gerv55 If I'm pulling stuff out of my ass why are you having to result to personal insults? I made no attacks on you yet the only way you, as a proud PC "gamer", see fit to debate is to insult me at every sentence.

BTW For someone who prides himself on his E-Mail-Machine you should really upgrade your pathetic CPU. You've combined 2006 hardware with 2011 graphics cards in CrossFire of all things. Are you doing that on purpose or just broke from buying overpriced hardware?

[gerv55]

@themoogoat Funny thing is I've not updated my system specs in my profile. I've been running a 2600k at 4.5ghz since January. But feel free to continue your "email machine" bs while I run games at resolutions your pathetic console can only dream of, scrub :)

[themoogoat]

@gerv55 Wow so much insecurity and personal issues in one post. I'm gonna leave it at that, keep trying to justify yourself on a lost cause if you have to, though.

[gerv55]

@themoogoat While you keep pulling your ignorant misinformed shit out of your ass.

[OpenMawProductions]

@themoogoat Duke Nukem Forever was made with the PC in mind first and foremost. It was built from the ground up on PC first. The Xbox 360 port came after the PC version was well into development.

[themoogoat]

@OpenMawProductions Oh yeah? Well that would explain the horrible graphics.

Maybe if they'd developed it for the PS3 first it would actually look adequate for this century.

[Shirsaha]

@themoogoat If your bitching about graphics then you have no right to be a Duke fan. Duke is not about graphics, read the highest rated comments, maybe you'll be a little more educated then.

[themoogoat]

@Shirsaha I have every right to be a Dooky fan. I'm a consumer. I'm a gamer. I'm the target audience. It still has poopy Dooky graphics.

If you believe educating yourself equates to reading YouTube comments, I pity you on so many levels it's almost deplorable.

[Shirsaha]

@themoogoat So, that gives you the right to complain about something in a game that is completely insignificant to other things in it? Glitches, framrate and such are what are important in games, not graphics. *Sigh* You obviously take things too literaly.

[themoogoat]

@Shirsaha Insignificant to YOU. Exercise some humility you self-entitled E-Mail-Enthusiast.

[Shirsaha]

@themoogoat Graphics are insignificant to those who aren't hardcore realists like you. Also, I am both a PC gamer AND a console gamer, and I couldn't care less which is better.

[themoogoat]

@Shirsaha Whatever. Keep playing console games (like this one) on E-Mail-Machines then.

[Shirsaha]

@themoogoat It's not a console game, its a PC game. The fact that you know that and insist on calling it a console game proves how ingorant you are.

[themoogoat]

@Shirsaha Maybe I'm just having fun teasing buttmad PC fanfags?

[Shirsaha]

@themoogoat Who says I'm mad? I'm not mad at all. Who would bother to get mad with a troll?

[themoogoat]

@Shirsaha Haha, cute.

[Shirsaha]

@themoogoat Right. Well, I'm bored toying with you; for a troll you aren't as enertaining as you should be.

[themoogoat]

@Shirsaha >make it look like you were toying with me all along

Sure thing, stay mad.

[BronzeSoldat]

@Shirsaha hurr I won't admit that I made a mistake so I'll just say I was trolling durr

[Kapov]

@themoogoat You know PC>Consoles >:3

[BlackRyuOmegaIII]

Porkchop Sandwiches!

[mischa1981]

This game will rock, definivitely! The graphics aren't Crysis 2, but who cares?

[Kaek01]

TT_TT Man this game looks so cool.

[SICKMurderface]

Looks like the best fucking game ever. Fuck all the vaporware naysayer, suck a chode.

[Galkatokk]

Holy FUCKING shit some ACTUAL, NEW GAMEPLAY.

AND IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

[dda50]

She Knows where She Would Stick Him...... wow... really.

[Bowarcher]

goddamn, i can't wait to torrent this

[lucasnooker]

@Bowarcher please dont, after 14 years this game really deserves to be bought

[craig6944]

@Bowarcher You mean buy it.

[UnderscoreSchlagwerk]

Never before has a game studio been allowed to be so brazenly immature in their games, and I like it.

I can't wait for this game, it still gonna kick ass for this game!!!