How Not To Play Hitman part 1

[ustoledmysammich]

I think that went well.

[metal220]

god loves you

[legomovie190]

why not?

This is how i ever play hitman

[6Qubed]

Honk ho-?

Gamzee?

[Arctic222Avenger]

Bahaha that was amusing :D

[AVNGxWarlord]

I once killed everyone with the "Garbage Crusher" >:)

[dengar9999]

LOL 1up haha! So funny this video and epic music!

[bigfatman64]

i added this to faves in under 10 secs

[elterrib1e]

man, I miss the hitman series :((

[Buggapanda]

that's how I alwais played this level. The only difference is that I did the stelth mission perfectly, then I placed some explosives, set them off and ruin all the work I did

[boyrichboy]

Lifeguard? Hahahaha

[9ogonuf]

you are nice man :D that's funny. I subbed you

[xxthesilentshadowxx]

you know that if you offed the lifeguard and stole his clothes you coulda fucked vinnies wife

[t3hsourcey]

This is the beauty of the hitman games,you can kill them all or you can stealth all the way through,that's why both action and stealth fans love.

[fredzu278]

thank god you didnt use bolt action upgrade lol.

[2Ezy4u]

NOW THIS IS real shit. no shitty commentary. just a dry sense of humor with mindless killing. god this guy ruled.

[monsimand]

youre doin it right

[Swissjar549]

1:59

That sounded soooooo wrong

[Gamesharked]

Odd how this is not how to play it. I'm starting to think the other way is the wrong way, and this is the right way. xD

[slakyboy727]

LOL sooooo funny i love vids like this this game is so fun

[Domenicomn]

i guess notbowen don't like headshots

[Domenicomn]

hey! im still watching these series!

[yogini1988]

1-Up lol!

[guerney2000]

i would love to see the newspapers after this xDDD

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

how do you aim man iv tried everything! wtf!

[Seldanas]

@AfrikaaBombeetza Have you tried F1?

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

@Seldanas NO! i meant aim down the sights/scope!

[bashbizznet]

@AfrikaaBombeetza if you're playing the PC/Mac version, you can go into the options and switch the key binds. I set my scope to mouse3 for quick and easy use.

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

@bashbizznet i tried to do that and it doesnt work? every other game works fine

[bashbizznet]

@AfrikaaBombeetza Well, it could be a problem with the game itself. Is it a legit copy or was it pirated? Try to re-install it

[AZombieProduction]

this is so much better with music it honestly would be annoying here people scream and shit thanks for knowing how to edit =D

[spmexy]

i like to play hitman like this sometimes!!! :)

[sancsengo]

what about the garbage guy? :(

[keeneye47]

181 people didn't get a 1up

[BernerCheifs97]

i thought the funniest part was the jogger idk y

[Themexicannatzi]

240p....we meet again

[extreme5050]

Imagine telling the story to the police xD

"First I heard gunshots then a man in a suit entered the house followed by screams and agony and then a clown came out trough the front door"

XD XD XD LOOOL

[glassisland]

Excellent choice of music.

[X4PP3D]

Perhaps the developer intent was primarily stealth, but I think if this video shows anything, it's that you can approach these missions however you want.

[beserker2134]

damn I have watched this about 100 times and I never get sick of it :)

[Samus5164]

honk honk :o) how you doing kiddies

[TheMpo1986]

lol this was so funny

[Lywnis]

1up ...hahaha that's awesome

[Burninator44]

hahaha i love TMBG and hitman!

[Martianorbit]

I was just listening to They Might Be Giants before I watched this video.

[MarioIsaGreen]

You should make your episodes in a playlist man

[qaqikvideos]

i completed it with 2 kills

[ocarinag33k]

would have been better with the orignal agme audio and shut up bloodcorer

[CyricZ]

I lost it at the 1up. XD

[bloodcorer]

scope on a pistol. how lame...

[hasse951]

I goted Mass Murder 

[SuperCopyCat12]

MiRaClEs.

[THeRoCkGiRL4EvA]

This is how I play Hitman, Kill everyone in the best Ways :)

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

hOnK hOnK

[AgileCheetah]

haahahahahahahahahaha xD

[valek27]

that 1up sound is my download completion sound >.<

[shoho0809]

That was hilarious, wasting people in broad daylight and tight security. The music that went with it makes u smile.

[Gonzalodark2]

@shoho0809 no one know his plan.. cause he doesnt have one xD

[TVillan11]

funny dogg funny got my thumbs up lol

[mazet360]

nice killstreak but you didn`t get the nuke...

[MegaJohn35]

de eso no trata el juego k infantil

[MrTonychester]

@MegaJohn35 "how not to play hitman" traduce a : "como no se juega a hitman" -_-

[MrJimjamuk]

£1.50 again on steam for one day only

[jussipejulliano]

I used to play Hitman 2 Silent Assassin just like that..

One day my friend witnessed my gameplay .. Then I reinstalled Codename 47 lol.

[FistFighter239]

at least he wasn't noisy

[theleatherface12345]

please everyone watch my hitman funny moments vid and leave a comment. i don't have many views so please watch it.

[UltimateNation]

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen?

[Valencianista1984]

Hahah shooting gallery

[PaladinGear15]

whenever I play these games, I play it first seriously, then I do the level again like a complete psychopath.

[MrPsycopathic17]

i play like that :D

[TheMegaHan]

wait... I play like a mass murderer :O 

[Einstreit]

I hat the subscribe button.

[EvilGrumpmiest]

u bad

[ReadingIsForQueers]

loved the super mario refrence!

[Molkifier]

theAuzzieGamer shows us how to complete a mission without ever getting caught.

notBowen shows us how to complete a mission by killing everyone possible.

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@Molkifier Both have something similliar though

They both blow everyone SKY FUCKING HIGH

Yeah.

[Domenicomn]

@Molkifier whos auzziegamer?

[Molkifier]

@Domenicomn Look him up. He does Let's Plays, but instead of just talking, he adds voices to the enemies, musicn and other little gags. He's pretty funny. He's done a series of Hitman, and now does Splinter Cell, Perfect Dark, and Deus Ex.

[Domenicomn]

@Molkifier hmm he did with games i like?

like the nintendo? mario bros,zelda or metroid? or more stelath games?assasins creed,batman or

metal gear? like hitman or splinter cell there

[Molkifier]

@Domenicomn Stealth. Just give him a try.

[AosZas]

1UP  xD

[TheDragonbreath666]

You forgot the sniper rifle!

[PaladinGear15]

@ltapsal A fatal mistake

[AlexB4455]

@ltapsal and the other 7

[theAvenger2O]

172 people didn't get a 1up

[zboy663]

it worked

[bananasqueek]

hahaha! knock knock xD

[superherosrocktiger1]

is this the first one?

[crashdance54321]

@superherosrocktiger1 no the last one made,there will be more but i think this is 4.

[Lifeless9619]

lol, i recently redid this obsessing entirely on how to do it perfectly, sedated the wife. stole her necklace, then placed a bomb on the phone and called the target.....took me 9 tries and i got away with 1 box violence 0 noise .....wasnt worth it at all.....

[lolfreudian]

@Lifeless9619 Take the donuts, use sedative on them, give them to FBI agents in van. Take clothes off one when they're knocked out, go into house, knock out pool boy when he goes into the shed, take clothes, go to wife, follow her upstairs, wait for her to go to sleep, take necklace. Go back to shed, change back to FBI suit, then you can a) use the phone and snipe the husband like in this vid or b) wait for him to go into the room alone upstairs and kill him there. Retrieve 47's suit, escape

[makakplot]

dude that twas BAD! its like hardcore tatata

[sidKiller75]

172 people play this way.



[JRPythons]

Dude I know your probably sick of comments on this video by now seeing as it's so old, but awesome video!!!:P Exactly how I used to play it hahaha, Subbed!

[buka809]

FIVE MOTHERFUCKER!

[SomeoneC00l]

@buka809 Gears of War reference?

[demonman212]

Great disguise. There is nothing suspicious about a man mowing people down with pistols if he is wearing a clown costume.

[willzyx1980]

that's a great way to score Deranged Slayer level

[robi3366]

ya know thats exactly how i play it

[Legion2323]

"They might be giants" is the perfect choice for this playstyle. :-)

[videosheidemann]

Ranking Silent Assasin

[Bloodcider]

Could not be more perfect.

[HerbertFilby]

+1 for TMBG music

-$5000 for leaving suit behind

[XxDriftManiacxX]

Lawl

[DarkPropeth]

Well mr.Bowen...

/watch?v=u3QsEQkgCVo

i guess u gonna have some new challange soon.... .

[MysteryGameBox]

Who was the clown ? :)

[gilless429]

Have you got infinite ammo ? Not that I judge or anything, but I think you've got more than 700 bullets from what is written in the down right corner. Just wanna know.

[razvyIV96]

@gilless429 If he had infintite ammo he would have had 999 ammo.

[gilless429]

@razvyIV96 I didn't know that since I never tried. But I never said he had the 700 something amount at the beggining. It was during the level, not right when it started. Additionally I'd like to know how to get 700 bullets without using any cheat in this level, or in the whole game for that matter. I don't really think that's possible.

[razvyIV96]

@gilless429 Well I never cheated so I don't know.I also completed the game for the first time without using any fire weapon so I really don't know since I also didn't use any weapon in my other playthroughs except for the ocassional pistol or sniper rifle for which I didn't buy too much ammo and also didn't mod.

[gilless429]

@razvyIV96 I didn't use any firearm neither the first time around. Now, after completing each mission three hundred times at least, I'm kinda running out of new ways without any gun use. So I have invented a few ways that demand use of various weapons. Of course since more than one shot equals to not getting Silent Assassin, rank isn't really the goal. Just finding new ways to have fun.

I have bought every mod, just don't actually use them. Except for the pistol and sniper silencers of course.

[razvyIV96]

@gilless429 I'll have to try modding the weapons too,just to see how the modding thing works.Looks interesting to me.By the way,I CAN"T FUCKING WAIT FOR HITMAN 5!

[gilless429]

@razvyIV96 Yeah, some mods are interesting. The least useful ones are the ammo sups. I mean except if you wanna go rampage, which isn't really the goal in hitman, what's the point in having 50 or so more bullets ? On the other hand I like to use the magnum ammo and the silencer with the W2000, if only for the mission with Vinnie Sinistra. I just love sedating the van guys, taking clothes, getting the electricity off and shooting Vinnie through the window while his bodyguard fixes the fuse box.

[gilless429]

@razvyIV96 ...cont... On the other hand, I can't wait for Hitman 5 neither. I don't even try to guess what new things they'll have put in, I wanna keep the surprise. I feel like a 5 years old waiting for christmas... Bah, I guess we all have our weaknesses. Mine are hitman and melted chocolate.

[bashbizznet]

@gilless429 I hear you on that.

I've been keeping my ear to the ground about hitman: absolution, of course without trying to spoil any surprises. I know that IO knows their costumers, and how to treat them. I think the entire neighbor hood heard me scream when I found out about Hitman 5

[gilless429]

@bashbizznet I was pretty ecstasic too when I heard the news. And you are right, IO isn't the kind to denature a franchise, like Ubisoft with the Rainbow six one. When developers need to change the game completely and make it totally different than what the fans like, all of that just so it doesn't get old... I mean Hitman BM isn't radically different from Hitman codename 47, yet it's got a different feeling. You know, it's still Hitman, but a new Hitman. Do I make sense ?

[barros1711]

@gilless429 Big difference between Hitman Blood Money and the previous ones, is that BM is more like professional hits you know, making everything look like an accident.

I'd take Blood Money forever lol :D

[gilless429]

@barros1711 Yeah, I know, it's different in the sense that it feels realistic despite the amount of bullets you can take before dying and other things. And like you said, there are ways to make it look like an accident (By the way, the journal articles are not really as good as they could. I mean how do they know it's a contract killer when there's only one dead guy, and it looks like an accident ?). But despite all of that there's this Hitman feeling still present. IO interactive forever !

[gmankillz]

ooo hitman, how non linear you are

[taufiksam]

LOL !!! xD

[KingLoki95]

LMAO!!! this is really funny!!!

[MrRoach133]

now i'll just run the hell out of here *in clown costume*

honk honk

Epic escape! LOL!

[suzukiholdenman]

Wow, this game is old!

[charleslanford]

close damnit hahaha

[irok30278]

THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS!

[H8rzGunnaH8]

When's part seventeen going to be up? I'm loving the videos.

[H8rzGunnaH8]

@TheGreatMightyPoo1 Yeah, he introduced me to them also.

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

This video taught me about They Might Be Giants.

I love you, notBowen.

[tjs0004]

They Might Be Giants FTW!!!

[chabi3000]

1UP HAHHAHAHAHAAH !

[Q8379]

Deranged Slayer!

[iNtErNeTLAMA12]

@notBowen

That guys is such an idiot

who give something that people can kill for to his wife

I even wanted her to live but i was out of sedative one on the clown (which then i decided to have a massacre) and one on the jogger

[Q8379]

@iNtErNeTLAMA12 The wife sleeps with the pool boy. In fact, that is one way you can acquire the necklace (heehee). So I guess he's getting back at her for her infidelity by risking her life.

[nomellte]

I love you.

[redneckpowertruck]

@MrIlll your english is.. perfect... lol

[Samus5164]

necklace get! honk honk

[DoubleZer0Se7en]

Hitman and They Might Be Giants

Love it.

[n343184]

Gotta love how even though he doesn't use any stealth he still beats the mission

[Guffeh]

very nice

[Archy506]

your rating, deranged slayer

love it

[dobby240]

this was my favorite mission on blood money... you raped it perfectly i havent laughed at machinima in ages xD

[SwargoL]

You didn't kill the butler that ran right past you as the woman was on the stairs!

[IRISHDAO]

Damn.. I miss this game.

[ameanmea]

Does anyone know any games similiar to Hitman? If you do then please reply.

[yagamiraito85]

@ameanmea In essence, I'd say Splinter Cell and Assassin's Creed.

[ameanmea]

@yagamiraito85 I'm a fan of both series, but thanks.

[AANNDDYYY420]

haha ur freakin funny dog ha but i love this game to

[MrGetreadyforcolin]

the perfect disguise

*pulls out pistols*

xD

[adrienchew]

LOL CLOWN!

[TheMinecraftcake]

Smooth

[DiabolusIgnis]

Try doing this level with 0 attention, killing everyone with headshots at 100% accuracy. Took me 17 attempts, it's quite hard.

[dburtsev]

@DiabolusIgnis nerd..))

[DiabolusIgnis]

@dburtsev I think I am ;P That, however, doesn't stop me from having a life too.

[SexeiAlexy]

@DiabolusIgnis I tried doing exactly that ages ago. It really is quite frickin' hard!

[DiabolusIgnis]

@SexeiAlexy The trick is to disguise yourself as an agent, and going behind everyone, one at the time.

[waffleless]

This game is so serious.

[PedroEduT]

@notBowen you have the talent for make a violent game funny xD

good job bro, you rock.

[lilernie6]

CLOSE DAMMIT!

[ajnode]

lol who doesnt play every level like this when theyre bored? awesome game - funny video :D

[janquino]

Don't go pass the gate clown, Batman is waiting to batarang your balls.........lol

[196hitman]

It works

[nyny99ful]

i think that the major problem with the AI in this game is that there is no random factor,the AI behavior is so easy to predict

[MrJimjamuk]

£1.50 on steam for blood money, such a great game.

[Vittumainen]

@MrJimjamuk

Just bought it btw.

[brendan98761]

@MrJimjamuk you mean 5.99 -_-

[inopenrevolt]

@MrJimjamuk You're comment made it more popular, now it's £5.99 ( >:~{[ )

[Giradox]

@MrJimjamuk Fuck, so they've upped the price since then. =| It is per now 6,69 €.

[egormly]

Im downloading hitman right now off of steam, cant wait!

[rockstar8560]

@egormly it's $5.00 at gamestop...  :l

[FreddyFog150]

honk honk

[TonyBranston]

You left a custom weapon behind.

[SomoneOnYou]

Gangsters watch in 240p

[SuckItLily]

@SomoneOnYou

I am incapable of NOT watching this in 240p so that makes me pretty damn gangster, I guess.

[SomoneOnYou]

@SuckItLily Hell yeah!!!! #LOL

[ThePanteraTribute]

Ahahhahahaha You win at life my friend.

[lucko1999]

funny

[starcraftAI22]

Fucking Smart!

[RamboSgt]

lixo

[didogazeto]

ive got hitman 3 for free

just email dean1997@abv.bg

[65tallmax]

@didogazeto there is no hitman 3 idiot

[didogazeto]

@65tallmax

HitMan 3:Contracts idiot

update you BRAIN date to 2011/2/3