"hi. i'm Crow T robot and i am here to tell you mike is innocent. mike nelson is 200% fucking not guilty. and if you bastards dont find him innocent, then you fuckers can kiss my fat fucking ass. and that goes for your bullshit court system too.
Mike, I'm so mother fucking sorry that I couldn't fucking be there for this fucking shit (bbb?) bogus trial man, but let me g*damn tell ya' somethin' Nelson, if I was there I'd fucking kick everyone's fat stupid mother fucking behind and then cram it up their fucking asses. Anyway Mike, buddy I hope this shit helps. Take care Mike.
I saw the first part of it, but from what I could tell, they're charging Mike with something that every other human did just because they can. Am I wrong? And I love the Crow movie. Me and my friends, as a senior prank, renacted the Crow movie, labled it as an announcer video, and played it on the TVs all around the school on the last day. What were they going to do? Suspend us? XP
Was watching reruns of Avatar: TLA today, and the episode where Aang gets thrown in jail for Kyoshi's murder of Chin the Great came on.
I think that Crow T. Robot would be the perfect lawyer for Aang.
Novur 3 months ago
Bel Biv DeVoe guest starring in the video deposition? LOL
I need to know which one of the writers came up with that
meagantemple22 9 months ago
Looks like you're going down, son. Ya like pancakes?
Sauron338 1 year ago
I wonder if Crow was holding all that in from all thoses movies.
M0VIES4U2 2 years ago
*sigh*...anyway, mike buddy, I hope this shit helps...
makouse 2 years ago
"And that f****'in goes for your bu****it court system too!"
Great line. What a segment. Thanks Phoenix Wrong! Thanks MST3K!
RazorFringe 2 years ago 16
1:14 LOLOL Great link to a great rant.
ssjSephirothhiei 2 years ago
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ssjSephirothhiei 2 years ago
just found this on Phoenix Wrong and had to find
starwarssith 2 years ago 3
lol argh it'll forever haunt me that i forgot to record this on vhs (granpa technology, don't ask) the crow bit was just hysterical
ColeVecsion 2 years ago
best skit ever on mst3k
vampirehunterme 2 years ago
"hi. i'm Crow T robot and i am here to tell you mike is innocent. mike nelson is 200% fucking not guilty. and if you bastards dont find him innocent, then you fuckers can kiss my fat fucking ass. and that goes for your bullshit court system too.
vampirehunterme 2 years ago 22
@vampirehunterme
Mike, I'm so mother fucking sorry that I couldn't fucking be there for this fucking shit (bbb?) bogus trial man, but let me g*damn tell ya' somethin' Nelson, if I was there I'd fucking kick everyone's fat stupid mother fucking behind and then cram it up their fucking asses. Anyway Mike, buddy I hope this shit helps. Take care Mike.
O____O
ninjawraith17 4 months ago 3
I saw the first part of it, but from what I could tell, they're charging Mike with something that every other human did just because they can. Am I wrong? And I love the Crow movie. Me and my friends, as a senior prank, renacted the Crow movie, labled it as an announcer video, and played it on the TVs all around the school on the last day. What were they going to do? Suspend us? XP
KendraSwan 2 years ago 7
what episode is this? : )
i havent seen this in 10 years, i swear! thanks for the upload
spacegeek 3 years ago
"Agent For H.A.R.M."
M0VIES4U2 1 year ago
o my gosh.that was a bunch of bleeps.grr
scarlettohara77 4 years ago
One of the absolute best host segments.
AbbeyNormal 4 years ago
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Dustminion 4 years ago 7