Borat - Guide to Jobs (Extended Version)

[DFOdonut]

Borat: I work with animals

Interviewer: Animals? in what respect?

Borat: I uh make them have uhh explosion for liquid for make more animals.

LOL

[dirtpipedan]

I was a make ice

[damiencollins30]

Silence!!!!! Then explosion!!!!!!!!!

[Maanhtje]

Small Uzbecistan boy LOLOLOLOL

[feasto]

I want more than 5 dollaz fifty for forty hours work. I WANT 6 DOLLA!

[daddysevenpointfiver]

when is queen biopic coming out sasha?

[sossasolim1]

animal masturbator

[QuickRefs]

Lol, I'm from Uzbekistan and I'm average 6'

[JoeCaliforniah]

@QuickRefs fake, then dont have computer in uzbekistan

[QuickRefs]

@JoeCaliforniah Yes, but we have lots of calculators we hack to access youtube. True fact.

[JoeCaliforniah]

@QuickRefs nope u cant use calculator to calculate, it cannot use as a hacking tool.

[QuickRefs]

@JoeCaliforniah If we managed to come up with algebra and first observatory, then we sure can manage to use calculators to to watch youtube, which results in bad quality but not that big of a problem.

[JoeCaliforniah]

@QuickRefs then she still lies down on the floor and pretends she is a carrot

[VintageWhiteTerror]

I quit my job last friday and told my boss to fuck off in front of 12 people. If I get questioned on what he'd say about me- I now know my answer.

[Chichkin]

what's the song called in the beginning ?

[ejdf870]

Something is coming, something is coming........

[danbarbosa18]

"I would not work in anything that i get less than 6 dollars for every week" LOL OMG xD

[thefourthhill]

Oh my god, he's in Downtown Tucson!

[verynice420]

What is the Fucking funny song in the Beginning?

[vexnsiolence]

@jurijeuropa and you have a collection uhh small uhh Uzbekistani boy, collect

[zoti]

Grip, pull, grip, pull...

[emti29]

liquid explosion!

[MissJbree]

sexytime explosion..lmfao

[borizovskimilan]

6:05 LOL

[MangaPlCTURE]

I was gypsy catcher.

[jattzupx]

can i put camera in lady bathroom

[unexpected001]

YEKHSHEMASH is GOOD LOOOOOL

[wowowwiwa]

i love how that old man treats it like an everyday job XD

[EvDot]

@jurijeuropa LOL...obvious

[Primus2X]

jak si masz is he had so much lol

[dawityos]

something is arriving

[tgodantas]

NICE!!!!!!!!!!

[jb5reds]

grip pull grip pull....

[bykashka75]

the guy is so old, that he is falling asleep

[aaaaakashhhhh]

U S & A !! ... lol ..... 

[peksu82]

i was a make ice

[Crewesman]

actually those job opportunities for Kazakhs in America are quite accurate

[rincoocherub]

4:12 punch line hahahahahahahahahahaha sacha you are really genuis lmao

[smoothiegirl26]

"I can do goat very easy, in less than minute, finger in anus, easy."

[Saylar85]

...for women prostitute ;]

[dmp78]

i take eh.. the box of cream....

[rosxx76]

great success again !!

[Njzizskmp]

there is one that can say good things, but hes dead!!!

[JSavic]

"Do you have any lawsuits outstanding ?"

[ilirshaqiri]

2:45 AAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

[fluffho]

grip pull grip pull!

[JvillnEnt]

i want 6dolla for 40 hr not5

lmao

[harrymtsally]

wow that careers officer must be 100 years old

[100isthebest]

''I will not work on anything that i get less than 6 dollars a week''

[grandcracker1212]

anybody the song that starts at 0:02?

[oldfriendofmine]

If it is a camel, you can only do one. Obvious.

[Kuwaiti1990]

grip pull grip pull.... nothing

[doubledrive78]

lol the last interview was classic. "i want more than 5 dolla 50 cent for week i WANT 6 DOLLA! "

[txdude86]

Small Uzbekistani boy lol

[sparklingmichele]

I LMAO at all Sacha Baron Cohen stuff. The dancing schmekel in Bruno? I lost it!

[flexwheelR]

"if there is a traitor, i can finish them." LMAO. and then the lady goes "we dont nee you to do that". HAHAHAHAHA

[trinidad143]

FOR A WOMAN. PROSTITUTE.. hahahaha

[unkn0wngenius]

"I can do dogs very easy.. finger in anus.. easy"

LMAO!!!!

[aninjru]

In Canada in Alberta I make $18.75 an hour working at a coffee shop... no joke.

[grandcracker1212]

Yeah? Well in Toronto i make $750.89 every hour.

[victorrain]

@grandcracker1212 For making animals have an explosion for liquid for make more animals? haha, just kidding.

[hardToSignUpHere]

did he get the job?!? :p

[casplash4]

All i would ever need: Da Ali G Show and Curb your enthusiams! lol

[noventar]

All of these videos are much funnier than the borat movie

[flexwheelR]

just like all the bruno clips are funnier than the bruno movie.

[patzivota22]

hahahahaaaahaaaaaaa

$5.50 is min is Arizona/? Prob a little higher now. I'm in GA and it's $7.25... when you think about it, w/o min wage we would all be getting paid nothing.

[armandmax]

if i work here can i work in a room with a light?

[xtybe33]

Da Ali G Show seasons and Chappelle's show DVD's.... thats all i need on a desert island lol

[shotta0121]

the old man: 'An explosion'

hahaha

[casplash4]

"an explosion.... very good" LOL

[horta87]

Thanks for this extended version.

Sasha Baron Cohen is a big comedian. And Borat is my favourite character.

The only thing I don´t like about this clip is that the interview with the woman looks fake (she is always staring on the paper as if she was reading from it). The rest seems very genuine.

"I want more than 5,50$ for 40 hours work....I want 6$" ....that´s what I call negotiation

[noventar]

The interview with the woman was the best part. The woman was staring at Borat's RESUME, which all interviewers do during an interview.

It's funny because all his answers are exactly what NOT to say during an interview, and he combined them perfectly.

[stinkymouser]

in Russian Federation Borat is ban. why? when I get Borat on internet its so fun!!

[ChuckDee33]

oh my God, SBC has got to be the comedic genius of his time...sooooo hilarious

[metrOjedi]

man, i completely agree. funniest guy all time, not just Borat, Ali G and Bruno to.

[gio05]

"If you give me this job, can I put a camera in the lady toilet please?"

Why not?

LMAO

[shehan117]

yes i'm a idiot :D

[MilesBennetDyson]

You fucking idiot.

[shehan117]

can some one tell me what muisc at start plz :) its vry funy;D

[grandcracker1212]

uhm i dont know the name of the song but i know its a romanian song cuz im romanian and it sounds very familiar and i want to find out the name too.

[schmock1234]

sexy time explosion

[Dubbel777]

BORAT is a GREAT GOD!!

[slimzeexxx]

pleas let borat try looooooooooool

[bausy88]

The sounds he makes about jerking off the camel are hilarious.

[williamsobieski86]

The first part is Borat's best skit... bar none

[gaarn4000]

I haven't heard "bar none" since that commercial from like 3 years ago - but I like the phrase a lot! :P

[stephaniedl]

I wonder how he gets into these places its crazy omgosh!

[damaster59]

ehh he will say abad things but he is a liar

[shmerokee]

he´s most awesome

[darkilustrisimus]

5:19

[RedDaVincy]

"And then explosion. Very good!"

[williamsobieski86]

I can pool a camel!

[carlitos1259]

this is soooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyy!!!!! This should have been in the movie!

[williamsobieski86]

It was already on the Ali G Show so it would've been a tad bit redundant. However, I agree with you on one thing, it is shit in your pants funny!

[peestandingup]

"Something is arriving, something is arriving. Grip, pull, grip, pull. And then.....silence"

"Then explosion??"

*Borat makes explosion sign with his hands, smiles & nods*

[htspassion18]

Do LADies work here??? lol

[jamesss11]

something is arriving

something is arriving

ahahahahahahahaahahaha

rofl

[dicer0llin67]

he was saying it because people usually really want to get jobs and they wud always say how much work they do lol

[borisdog2008]

grip pull grip pull... I my arm begin to hurt

[AintNoStoppinMeNow]

I love how detailed his explanation about producing semen in animals is hahaha

[muslimpower123]

but also america is a country who supress other countries.

[williamsobieski86]

Given your "muslim power" name. You have no ambitions of suppression.

[Harcix]

small uzbekistani boy collect LOL

[Kuwaiti1990]

"an den..... explosion" roflmao

[astrastyle]

i can pull camel for 2 hours :d THEN EXPLOSION whaha

[MeshMo]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA i love borat hahahahha ...

seasons were way better than the movie LOL

[muslimpower123]

so true

[idahomexican]

GREAT SUCCESS!!!

[Koppurointi]

HAHAHAAAAA!!

[atombomb67]

grip pull grip pull grip pull...

[michaeljames182]

lol,a gypsy catcher

[malcolm0171]

haha in australia min wage is $17.50 for over 18 haha and its $5 in the US

[WhiteShark392]

"haha in australia min wage is $17.50 for over 18 haha and its $5 in the US"

I live in Australia and yes this is true, but I do not become proud because I always remember America is #1 in obesity and nuclear weapons production, Australia (and all other countries combined) has never been able to match it.

[graverobber245]

Actually, Australia is now the fattest country and russia has more nuclear weapons than the U.S.

[naftafuel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA at 3:18 HAHAHAHAH LOOL

[motherwar5807]

LMAO

This makes me laugh.

[newfiebynature]

Holy crap!

Minimum wage in Arizona is $5.50 an hour?

Has this changed since then??

Here in Newfoundland, Canada our minimum wage is 8 bucks an hour.

Borat would be livin large here! Very nice!!

In a' Kazikstan I work with a'animals. I a' make them have'a explosion for liquid fooor, make more animals. hahahah

Can pull camel for less then 20 minutes.

lol this guy's a laugh.

[azcheckers]

Min wage in Arizona is now $6.75, which is the federal min wage.

[stuckonautomatic]

Great! Success!

[polpiv4tifi]

And if i find them...i can finish them

[jonnydines]

finger in anus easy lol.

[princessusuk]

i was make ice LOL! omg that is sick lol and i am a gypsy catcher lol lol

[theweapon8972]

I was aaaa, make ice.

[thomasthebrutal]

what a great comedian

[PhatH0tG33k]

"I can do goat very easy, in less than minute, finger in anooose, easy"

[Kuwaiti1990]

"explosion for making more animals!" xD

[yumsweetiepie]

The first interviewer was great to put up Borat's crazy stories.

[roguetrip99]

"can I put a camera in ladies toilet?"

[LadyJML]

"But I want to work more than one hour a week." !! A classic!

[sammikhan112]

sexy time

[Grakovsky]

High five!

[dirtydogpig]

what the hell does that mean???

[PhatH0tG33k]

Europeans are pricks?!?

[tonksred]

number one reporter

[jorge543210]

that is hardwork

[Starryfucker]

My strengths? Well I am a very strong pysique. I can hold a very large woman down for up to 3 hours!  - do ladies work here?? lol lol

[earthchild21]

LOL some americans are soooo stupid... um yea most are actually

[fjb75]

I was, A, make ice!

[marcusnor]

hahaha

[bigbrotherfreak]

Finger in anus LOL!

[mr3000gtsl29]

lol liquid expolsion

[sorrowsong21]

I can hold a very large woman down for up to three hours, hahahah

[valentis]

borat is just amazing...