Paul McCartney Tells a Dirty Joke

[ZombieSlayer4ever1]

ooooo that is a dirty joke

[jazznut50]

God, none of you get it. This is veiled attempt to tell everyone that HE has been Paul McCartney for longer than the "real" Paul McCartney, but he is still being referred to as "Faul"--cause he's a fake.

Geezus, you people are really stupid.

[edwardLRS]

@jazznut50 You're an idiot.

[jazznut50]

@edwardLRS Hee! Hee All you have to do is look in a mirror to see a real idiot.

[edwardLRS]

@jazznut50 You got me bud.

[maoandherself]

@jazznut50 So did ya look in the mirror?

[glassroom135]

@jazznut50 either this was a drunken comment, or your a total dumbass

[jazznut50]

@glassroom135 Oh boy!  Another genius on here. What a surprise!

[nlevi107]

I watched this like 5 times and still didn't get it. I came back the next day and watched it once. Now I can't stop laughing. Oh Paul your such a laugh

[neo15355]

basically all hes doing is complaining that nobody calls him by those names but he fucks a goat and they call him Jones the goat fucker

[mylifeisemo101]

LMFAOOOOO SOOO FUNNY

[SpamBAT]

@MaddyMayhemx joans the goat f*cker

[maroon5lovers15]

Hahahahahaha when I first saw this I was like "Did he just...?" O.O

[Morgan99998]

First I was suprised he said fuck, then I didnt get the joke, and it took me a few minutes to understand. Im lame. xD

[CaptKundalini]

(Jaw dropping) LOL!

[gustawsieustaw]

...oooooh!

[jesstarz]

You do that and you get called Aberforth Dumbledore...

[LovelyRubyy]

I finally got it and laughed for like an hour xd

[quidwitch]

Lol, Oh PAUL.

[Scarredskies]

Wait a minute...there's no such thing as an empty pub in Ireland!

[NeVarajMe]

@Scarredskies LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[PeachieCakes]

HAHAHA

[Koru]

I don't get why the crew didn't just crack at that.

[FASChrisCaze]

All that's missing is the ba-dum, tsh! at the end. :P

[bkcollins2672]

Poor little goat.

[rachelswensss]

He does a dynamite Irish accent

[LemonPledge01]

the 33 people who disliked this fucked a goat!

[4thelulz789]

I love how he says ok at he beginning

[rws531]

The bartender was the fool on the hill from the song

[mrbradleybaker]

i know a much longer and funnier version of this joke.Its a man on a walking holiday in Wales,he stops at a pub in a small village,theres a very old man sat at the bar.He tells the walker that he built the pub they are in,is he known as Daffyd the builder?,no.I also painted the villiage hall,am I known as Daffyd the painter?no-I keep the village gardens tidy and weed them regularly,am i known as Green fingered Daffyd?no,but sixty years ago,he tells the hiker,there was this sheep.................

[rvleevee]

@mrbradleybaker I was puzzled by the Irish landlord's name being Jones in Paul's joke - I'd originally heard this one as a Welsh guy - Daffyd or Jones . . . .

[mrbradleybaker]

@rvleevee Paul should stick to writing and singing songs,if he was meant to be a comedian he would have been given the gift of joke telling and not the gift of writing/playing and singing songs-don't you think?

[spiderswat34]

i didnt understod the joke until three days after in math class an i couldnt stop laughing

[wo0dside]

For those who don't get it: Jones can do a million things well, but when he 'does' one goat. He gets called Jones the goatf#€-€r for the rest of his life.

[sungod1019]

that man is charming evening when telling a weird joke

[beatlesrule97]

I don't get it.

[georgiadogs1027]

@beatlesrule97 He's Jones the goat f*cker.

[cyphinniganlennon]

Ahhhhhhh. He said fuck. :D heheheeehe

[justsmilehomie]

Can anyone write that joke please :/

[TheBeatles153]

But you fuck one goat... lol!!!

[J0YxDIVISIONx]

i think the NOOOOO is funnier than the joke lol

[tomthefunky]

"Jones"? What kind of an Irish joke is that? The name should be Kelly. Paulie isn't thinking clearly.

[fifiesponja07]

Paul saying "fuck!!! heeheehee!! *girly fangirl giggles* >o<

[TheBeatlesLUV1]

what website is this on?!?!?!

[Lilisopa123]

What? I don't get it....

But I LOVE you Paul!

[cranegaroo]

@Lilisopa123 The bartender in the joke isn't known for fencemaking, or bartending, etc...

No matter what impressive thing the bartender does, he'll always be known as "the goat fucker".

:D

[Beestroker]

@Lilisopa123 Duh!

[rudemoodful]

I made a 17 inch archtop guitar following Benedetto's book and video after hard days at the big B airplane factory in the NW USA. do they call me a guitarmaker? no

I play along with Beatles and Stones and anyone on line who moves my soul....thru my strat and soldano...and gt8......do they call me a tonemaker? No.

I work `1500 hours of overtime to pull managements ass outta a sling on the '737 line and am I a respected worker? no....I'm an overtime whore who gets shit for needing a break.

[emulovepanda]

im in love with you, paulie.

[GamerUnknown14]

omg. i transcribed the audio and everytime paul said "no", it said knoll, or role.

[Downwiththebaby]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! When he says it no like that... I LOL so much...

[irvan36mm]

LOVE IT!!! LOL

[JuDith868]

Could someone please tell me what's the joke???.....I did't get it..... T.T Ppplllleeaassee... ; )

[Chavezstinks]

@JuDith868 No one recognizes any of the other things the bartender has done, but you fuck one goat... (He fucked a goat)

[JuDith868]

@Chavezstinks Rrrriiiigghhtttt...I didn't get it before because I was a bit confused about who was Asking and who was Answering and This and That.....But now after listening to it again and your help, I think I kinda got the picture.....Thanks..... ; )

[Chavezstinks]

@JuDith868 No problem!

[GeorgeHarrisonLuver1]

it's too bad that i dont get it....

[SatanAbduleJabbar]

Beatles hero, Aleister Crowley use to fuck goats then cut its throat at the point of ejaculation. ... . But all occultism aside, that's pretty damn funny .

[plrx760]

LOL I laughed

[OWNradar]

Very good

[saRAWRmay]

HAAHAHAH

[thehusky63]

but you fuck one goat 1:26

[officerirwin]

Ahh hahaha

[Themadgamer3]

Your still hot Paul !!!!! ;D

[Chumpiix]

@Themadgamer3

paaaaaaaaaardooooon????

[hkw521125]

@Themadgamer3 you're**

[beatlesandbeyond]

Poor Macca - it was a Welsh farmer called Jones, not an Irishman. How the memory fades...

[ArronJiaEn]

BWAHAHAAHAHAA! Just realized it after watching it like 5 times. And seriously? Did he just say fuck ? :OOO

[Bellocks1]

Love the look he gives at the end as if to say "you just got that? lol"

[Samalamalamdam]

@grevejp44 They all said it quite often behind the scenes.

[Samalamalamdam]

Also, haven't you heard Working Class Hero?

[grevejp44]

@Samalamalamdam fine its the first time i've heard Paul say fuck.

[TheCocky69]

@grevejp44 Listen to Working Class Hero.John Lennon says it twice.

[MrBrettAdams]

@grevejp44 John Lennon said Cunt a couple times

[krajewski471]

@grevejp44 listen to Working Class Hero by John Lennon

[adriana72324]

I know that, I talk about the Paul acent.

[terryperring104]

People who dont get are not concentrating, it aint rocket science! 

[BiteMeBatchOfHallie]

Wait what?? Can someone explain

[amberrushing24]

i do not under stand this joke at all

[johnspears5]

@amberrushing24 Jones the goatfucker...

[zoolakid]

hahaha took me 5 min but i finally got it , freaking hilarious! guess paul is too smart for me :D

[yoyoloto]

well...that wasn't funny.

[adriana72324]

I like so much Paul acent, I did not know that is Irish. Now I understand his song Ireland for Irish

[MrBill82x]

@adriana72324 He's not irish... he is from Liverpool, England

[ShadowDarkness51]

But do they call you Sir Paul the Beatle? YESSSSS!!!

[lennon2starkey7]

but you fuck a goat once!

oh my Paul, you are a riot:D

[harpo103]

Good Irish accent, that.

[howlrat]

I've already heard this one, but hearing Paul tell it made it funny a second time

[bwawrzy1]

LOL



[MissNovemberTuesday]

Bwaahaahaaahaaaaa!!!! Classic!

[harvardyale1]

I gotta admit it took me a minute. Great joke!

[SummernlightningUSA]

Paul, you know danmm well you are Irish yourself, and us Irish love you. You and lennon were the sons of Irish parents and the two of you showed the world what good music sounds like. If you ever come to ny ill buy you a pint pal. Im 34 and have looked up to You all my life- Mike Shanahan.

[renman103]

@SummernlightningUSA ummm, excuse me but,liverpool is in ENGLAND !,if u dont believe me go look at a map

[DogaAna]

omg the end hahaha love paulie

[mariafs053076]

but you marry ONE amputee.........

[shelbie596]

I dont get it. :( someone explain ?,

[IzzyWizzy1982]

@shelbie596 because he did all this stuff, making fences, pulling pints, and he didn't get any recognition from it, yet, he fucked one goat and now everyone calls him The Goatfucker, geddit?

[shelbie596]

@IzzyWizzy1982 lolololololololololololol

[Rush1013]

@shelbie596

he fucked a goat, so they call him Jones the goat fucker.

[wickedandy1]

I never noticed his more irish accent before.

[UniversalCaitlin]

I don't know what I'm laughing at more- the joke, or how he says "NOOOOO"

[mravantgarde123]

try to keep a straight face at the end-IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

[mravantgarde123]

but ya f-ck 1 goat!

[Denthedragon]

I get it.

[LunaMoonJune]

OMG is this what Paul is doing in his old age LOL keep it up Paul

[awesme14]

1:24 "BUT YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!"

[bleachrules103]

@awesme14 Don't spoil it man.

I'm sitting here applauding :D

[AghastLotus1]

but you faak one goat

[wwwTheBookbaggs]

Well Executed... He is a Performer indeed.

[verilu97]

LOL

[holubkow]

NOOOOO...

[1nceBitten2wiceShy]

The best version of this gag is in the Jerry Lewis movie "Funny Bones" but Paul tells it as well as any non-professional comedian. - 1b2s

[BeatleMissMacca]

but you fuck one goat *holds up a finger* LOLOLOLOL

[hentydagamer]

I bet this joke wouldn't of been as funny if it was some random

[CRAZYTORPEDO]

this is like when a dad has cancer and records a bunch of different videos for his kids when they grow up. Like 'open on 21st' birthday and then it has advice for girls (or boys) and dirty jokes.. . Thanks Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXO

"the beatles must be saints, can you think of anyone else who's been blessed more than the beatles?"

[sentimentalheart23]

OMG WHY AM I LIKE DYEING X,D

[Aithers1996]

i watched this before going to school ... didn't understand it.

sat in 1st lesson burst out laughing because i finally got it ^_^ the amount of looks i got was astronomical :L

[John37816]

@Aithers1996 I'm watching before going to school. I hope I won't laugh like that. :S

[smileybum]

31 people f***ed the goat...

[PorroFirst]

@smileybum ..and didn't like it. Or liked it, I don't know.. but now they're called goatfuckers anyway. So that's.. why they clicked (pulled?) the dislikey buttony yeah.

[Brainiac1056]

LOL

[NaughtyVilla]

31 people don't understand the joke...

[MRRH099]

is funny how he ends the joke and no one laughs and he does not know what to do xD

[gjcaeasr12]

the funny part is at 1:28 =]

[huntergruntetr123]

So they call him jones the goat fucker?

[crackajack913]

1:25 ftw



[neonimages]

lol

[zanylola]

last post! "But do they call me Jones The Guinness Puller? No! But you fuck one goat!!"

Sorry for the many posts, it was a long joke! Hope it helped anyway.

[zanylola]

continued: "As he's pulling it, he says 'Did you notice that fence when you came up?' He says 'Yeah, I did. Nice straight fence'. He said 'I made that fence myself. So do they call me Jones The Fencemaker?No!' He drinks his Guinness and the guy says 'Do you like this bar? It's mahogany, I made that myself.' 'It's a very nice bar actually.' He said 'Do they call me Jones The Barmaker?No!' 'What do you think of that Guinness, did I pull it well?' 'It's a very well pulled pint' [continued again]

[zanylola]

For those who can't understand: "There's this guy who gets lost in Ireland and it's the middle of the night. So he's looking for some sign of life, and he sees up on the hill, he sees a little house with lights on. So he follows this long fence up to the top of the hill and he realises it's a pub, goes into the pub and realises it's completely empty apart from the barman. So he goes up to the bar and he says 'Pint of Guinness, please'. The barman says certainly sir, pint of Guinness.' [...]

[jewitup11]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GOD DAMMIT PAUL,I LOVE YOU

[GeorgeHarrisonLuver1]

can somebody type what Paul is saying so i can go over the words and actually UNDERSTAND!

[rockisheaven]

NOOOOOOOOO!

[LittleMissBrendy]

"BUTCHA FUCK ONE GOAT" O___o

[missbeatleforever]

Who wants to help me bulid a machine to make Paul young,so he can never die?

[RockCandyVEVO]

@missbeatleforever  ME!!!!!!!!

[missbeatleforever]

@RockCandyVEVO Oh thank you.It would be so nice if we could really do that.Some poeple should never die

[iPaused]

Haha, lol. " But you fuck one goat!" *shrugs* xD Paul is awesome!

[mrthumbshow]

I almost pissed myself laughing when I saw this XDD

[wilhelmrayn]

brilliant



[peevee1234]

Cant believe anyone didnt get it!! Well done paul you can tell a joke well!!! ha-ha

[mollie1707]

Meet him today! He was with his daughter

[PrisonBreakFilms]

and everyone calls you Jones the goat fucker, absolutely hilariouus, can't believe some people don't get this

[ILoveMusic4ever421]

HAHAHAHA "Jones The Goat-Fucker!" xD xD

I LOVE YOU PAUL! <3

[Beatles2134]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHHA!­

[NickoliLion]

I don't get it. :(

[beatlesfreak329]

@NickoliLion They call him Jones the Goatfucker because he fucked a goat...

[qoakzm2qoakzm]

shda been with a welsh accent lol - even tho its sheepshaggers but similar thngs xD

[leirgauk]

Hahahahaha! Brilliant!

[Metallica7100]

I don't talk very well english, can anyone write what he says to me? :), I'll suscribe to your channel ;)

[honesthandsome]

Hahahahhah. Paul, you silly man!

[Granpapayon]

what does he says at the end?

[bassetgirl2]

Silly Paul ;]

[26balbo]

NOOOOO



[mikemac71]

THIS IS TOO DAMN FUNNY. That expression at the end and utter silence sells it fantastically. He should put out a DVD of jokes. Always great to see different sides of artists like him. Now back to listening to MAMUNIA..

[wecanworkitout2]

I am laughing so hard at this joke. My friend sitting next to me doesn't know what happened. It takes an intelligent mind to know an intelligent mind, huh Paul?

[leirgauk]

@wecanworkitout2 I guess it takes an idiot to present an average mind with the illusion of intelligence.

[wecanworkitout2]

@leirgauk  you're clever, aren't you? take a joke.

[leirgauk]

@wecanworkitout2 Lol, I was joking too, no worries ^_^ You've got lots of awesome favorited vids, btw!

[wecanworkitout2]

@leirgauk yay then we're ok! And thank you, looking at some of the paul mccartney ones, you may think i'm a stalker...:/

[leirgauk]

@wecanworkitout2 But it's The Beatles! Means you're normal! :)

[wecanworkitout2]

@leirgauk haha you, my friend, know what you're talking about:D

[illustratz]

@wecanworkitout2 ....or, a similar affinity for goats.... ROTFL

[morgantheron1]

@wecanworkitout2 dont flatter yourself, your friend is just a retard

[wecanworkitout2]

@morgantheron1  I'm not flattering myself...she is pretty dumb though.

[ChadTheWrestleManiac]

@wecanworkitout2 please tell me i dont get it

[wecanworkitout2]

@ChadTheWrestleManiac keep watching until you figure it out

[kreeepyy]

LOL, his expressions in the end made laugh more than the joke itself!

[Hamstergirl71]

I thought he told it pretty well- i told this to people at work, and they thought it was funny. Sounds like you have no sense of humor..

[gabberis]

I haven't heard it before, but I could anticipate what the ending will be from a mile away. And McCartney can't tell a joke worth shit. I don't even think he found the joke funny.

[Hamstergirl71]

I like how he keeps holding up one finger at the end, lol.

[akatsukifangirl11]

This is so EPIC

[cassianio]

GOAT FUCKER!

[FretLegendSmithy]

...and then call you jones the goatfucker

for any idiots out there.

[Scaramouchemusic]

"nooooooo" hahaha^^