Reign of The Disruptors (Half-Life 2 Machinima)

[dudemister1999]

This VERY sing is why I like Machinima!

GOOD JOB!!! Civil Protection, you can GO TO HELL

[admouma10]

good song machinima

[admouma10]

look in headcrabs good bye doctor kleiner

[1hellsong1]

This is awesome!!!!!!!!!

[dudemister1999]

I really like this song :P Great job Machinima!

[JacobusParish]

*Bugs about the timeframe*

[powhzify]

two words....Ultimate Badass

[Trybut3]

so this is what they do while Alyx and Gordon is doing a mission

[WanderLoneWolf]

Ru:Отлично и стильно!

Eng: Cool and stylish!

[GeneralDestructo]

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!

[Trybut3]

@GeneralDestructo later

[DoctorNuriel]

epic

[nomercy8989]

lol university gangstas

[AZIlluminati08]

piratebay shirt win

[LineDancer97]

1:00 Orgasm button.

[337VLAD]

machinima Respect

[337VLAD]

Respect

[TheAidan134]

comment before me is gay

[ADayOfTF2ECHO]

next comment is gay

[SAON1997]

OH SHIT, GOOOOOOOOD

[pghg022]

can i be the top comment please?

[coulsons3]

@pghg022 No

[tectoniccrasher]

i don't  know who you are ray but you rule

[airsoftdude113]

the cake is a lie.

[TheLeonaMan]

2 words: FREAKING AMAZING BITCH! oh wait, that's 3 words isn't it :(

[TheMcg197]

ray koefoed you have with out a doubt you have completed your task

(for those who don't know what i am talking about look in the comments)

[Liam9787]

0:33

"691337"

"91337"

"1337"

ಠ_ಠ

[SuperSamcity]

This should be in hl2 ep 3

[tengodosescrotos]

No entiendo nada , pero me encanta la canción

[AstralLightWarrior]

LOL 69 1337 is his mugshot number ;D get it?

[Liam9787]

@AstralLightWarrior Oh, posted mine before I saw yours.. Lol

[GeneralSchultz]

ray koefoed machinimas are the best

[bajspunk4]

tumbs up if you are the 1337000 viewer

[xownxdoctor]

OMG I LOVED IT!!! 1 M0:00RE TIME!!! :D

[DragonWater14]

look at me im white and nerdy

[Krintok]

@DragonWater14 My thoughts exactly. lol

[sonofhellspawn]

What game does Eli die in ?

[6611nitro]

@sonofhellspawn Half-life 2 episode 2

[reighmey]

u should put it on itunes dude

[geojudogamer]

wow!!!

[TimmDeathMatch]

Eli's tear tatto reminds me of Li' Wayne lol

[SpyralVideo]

the cake is a lie so have some pie.

the pie is fake so have some cake.

[colt456781]

@SpyralVideo The potato is not the truth.

[OrangeBoxUpload]

@SpyralVideo seems legit #GLaDOS

[Kelleygarret]

@SpyralVideo CakeCeption!.......or PieCeption? OMG!!! >:O

[uipo001]

thaht girl is Alyx :D

[skeligandrew]

@Xardas99990 Ray KoeFoed

[danielg6961]

114 people dint get head :P

[kingsbrothers11]

@Rosebud123098 my mistake that it was one in the morning and dark when typing that comment. now stop messaging me

[1owk3y]

I loved this music video, not just for the music but also for the concept (even though it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously).

It illustrates an alternate reality in the Half-life universe where Kleiner and Eli are bad-ass vigilantes who have not just adapted to, but dominate their circumstances. Lipsyncing was perfect and the attention to detail great too.

[KKK5may]

i love the song but at the part some guys screaming like a shit-i don't like that,and i think the SMG is better than the ak-47 xD

[epicchezburgers1234]

how do you get that car?

[haloman2814]

@epicchezburgers1234 mods i think.

[FBBarney]

CP= Civil Protection, noobs

[explosivepickle]

Anyone who played Half-Life 2 knows what CP means. Asciimonkey is right.

[rickislow]

Keep pressing 2 xD

[asciimonkey]

CP = Civil protection. Go play Halflife. All of it. Now!

[d3str0i3r]

@happyworm360 that's just how awesome he is

[rickislow]

2:24 Raise your fingers to the citadel :P

[rickislow]

2:38 RIP G-Man

[l21thl]

He may be Top Shot, But he missed at 2:28 .

[sandor139]

I wan't to see a game with 'militia cops' from Civil Protection haracters- MIKE (voice of Ross Scott) and DAVE (voice of Craig Mengel) :) Thumnbs up if you too ;)

[DoomShepherd]

...and now it does. This machine of mine, I think it is insane.

[DoomShepherd]

I love this video, but the sound doesn't play on my iPad.

[ManBoobie123]

@omgroofelz fail XD

[TheCitrusdude]

@omgroofelz thanks [copy's]

[123therandomham]

@omgroofelz f ya

[LonelyGstudio]

hahah

great!

[loicjvbn]

lol grand half theft auto :D

[GmodRules111]

how do you get them to walk like that and shit???

[kingsbrothers11]

@Rosebud123098 PROBLEM, Rosebud123098???

[PSPHaxxorPlayer863]

@kingsbrothers11 I'd say so...

[kingsbrothers11]

@PSPHaxxorPlayer863 wel, i am not the one who gave that caomment a thumbs up. so go bitch to the people who did. now lwave me alone.

[PSPHaxxorPlayer863]

@kingsbrothers11 I wasn't bitching. I think you mean @Rosebud123098

[kingsbrothers11]

@PSPHaxxorPlayer863 sorry, wrong person. my bad

[PSPHaxxorPlayer863]

@kingsbrothers11 It's alright.

[cdguy47]

lol on the mug shot notice the number (691337)

[camper9733]

of all the song ray koefoed made this is the best

[thefreemancometh]

111 cp's can burn in hell, there i quoted the video and smashed people who don't like the video, where are my thumbs ups?

[sovietguitarman]

stupid machinima doesnt deserve to making videos of half life

[WerebeticsRUs]

anybody notice 1:17 is chell?

[Sebatiger]

@WerebeticsRUs That is not chell.

[someoneinexistance]

@Sebatiger her face is chell's. the hair and clothes are different.

[Sebatiger]

@someoneinexistance Doesnt look like it to me.

[someoneinexistance]

@Sebatiger well, i may be wrong.

[makypnv]

hey lisen the words at 1:27 when eli starts speak he is teling about how advisor kill eli

[deth2furries]

@makypnv z0mg really we didnt know that!!!!!!!

[161616spike]

*bugs about the time frame*

[SaSguy45]

LOL hahaha

[MrGoboka]

" When I'm cruising around I'm known to let my guard down when I'm looking to get some Head... Crab"

Why would you want one of those on you? Still, better than nothing. Cuz then your head is litterally becoming a lollipop...

[SunderlandJr]

Klein represent!

[toadlolwtfbbq]

get some head crab

[larchex]

They would have been a freaking great help in episode 1!!!! >.<

[seymourcox1]

0:34, 69 leet?



[jdog167]

To get some head...CRAB!

[Aardvarkwrangla]

I like how your vidios usualy mean something more than just a good song.

[CyborgNinja442]

107 people got turned into stalkers.

[Unl0gisch]

Kleiner = german = Littler

[pietzeekoe]

@Unl0gisch smaller

[Unl0gisch]

@pietzeekoe well that proofs im german :D

[pietzeekoe]

@Unl0gisch It proofs you suck at english

[Unl0gisch]

@pietzeekoe it proofs you suck balls, man I've done a mistake and I think you are not better in my language

[pietzeekoe]

@Unl0gisch You "make" mistakes you dont "do" them (unless its a fungly girl). And FYI I say you suck at english, but dont worry most germans do.......

[Unl0gisch]

@pietzeekoe this is a stereotyp and... Versteh diese Sprache du verrückter Englischvernatiker!

[pietzeekoe]

@Unl0gisch Actually experienced their lack of english first hand....

[kingsbrothers11]

i love all of rays half life/portal songs-because the cake is a lie

[joel789456123]

@kingsbrothers11 the cake isent a lie.......ITS A PIE

[SuperRandomshit101]

@joel789456123 wrong ITS A TRAP

[clonetrooper250]

I just realized that was Lammar at 0:51.

[zachisbeter]

wtf keliner??

[MineRescuer]

106 people wanned to get thumbs up.

[AyeGill]

105 people couldn't experience freedom because they weren't off the chain

[kylefyou]

105 people complained about the time frame

[TheGarrymodplayer]

im going to let my GARD Down to get some head crab ahhh yaahhh just the way i like it

[weyandt123]

@Fenexs :D

[NAPREDATOR]

@Fenexs adblock plus

[Haukthefurry]

HE'S A BLOOD!

[studioJAC67]

My friend in real life did Ely's voice! XD

[VideoGamerGirl97]

@studioJAC67  EPIC!

[MrUnknown773]

they killed chell!



[majorchaos5000]

he only use's the shotgun to solve his proplems

[rysn09]

Half Life 2 meets GTA lol

[djhycam2]

2.00 haaha

[TheGingerGamingMan]

104 people didnt like the video thats it

[Rapture265]

104 people couldn't get head...

crab.

[demonslayer55555585]

A work of a art! Nothing else to say but that! <===== and this too XD

[Samnutter3212]

beyond epic.

[Hotshot922]

He says that he is making an album of his songs on his website...i want his album NOW lol

[RPstationsx]

shit



[4Ddreamz]

ELI LOL

[Gameso1998i]

#LOL

[wateverrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

2:04 HE IS GOING THE WRONG WAY!

[VideoGamerGirl97]

I wonder what Gordan would think if he saw this... :)

[ubermonkey120]

@VideoGamerGirl97 .....

[aliwahay]

epic

[kingroflcopterz]

civil protection GO TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Kyzr6]

"With this machine in my hand I'm still the lord of this land"

[ExotikSniper]

104 People........... No Im Not That Gay.

[mikosoft]

Haha, pretty good, K's verse was better than the other one and the head ... crab line stands pretty much out as the best moment in the whole song.

[2000ikki]

also a good song :P :P

[RaulOnk]

sounds a lot like Rammstein...

[EvilScrappyCoCo]

K Dog xD

[MrAlexriga]

How did blod got on the road in 2:34?

[EvilScrappyCoCo]

@MrAlexriga well Eli has a hole in his head....

[MrAlexriga]

At 0:18 it sounds like she fart!

[qyxzz]

Eli's verse was tight.

[EASTEDERD]

if half life was real i am so joining dr k

[DQBlizzard168]

0:38 i was waiting for it to say dick

[11wow111RETURNS]

The way how gangsters sing sounds like task misstres. LOL

[chasenbryce]

Dr.Kleiner IS PIMPING

[freakygamerx]

with this machine in my hand

IM STILL THE LORD OF THIS LAND

[black60459]

Black Mesa ballers yo lol

[qu3ter]

Spam this or whatever but watch v=vFiIy2z4Nro

It's a video about Half Life 2 Out takes and even though it's in a different language it's hilarious :)

[Failosaurus71]

691337 (1337) hmmmm

[hawky133]

SPOILER ALERT!

[tjhollowell2]

99 people were cp's.

[gamemaster6158]

@tjhollowell2 were lol



[FoxY1233]

@tjhollowell2 And more are getting recruited.

[Nensak]

@tjhollowell2 now its 111 :P

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

@tjhollowell2

I like 99 people, then. CP is a good cause.

[TheHenitalGerpes]

@TheGreatMightyPoo1 CP's are made by the drugged water called Breen's Private Reserve, which causes the person to lose memory and turn into a combine. Aaaaand if you didn't know the combine are bad....

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

@TheHenitalGerpes

I'm not sure you understand what CP stands for on major parts of the Internet. Think 4chan.

[ReaperStalfo]

@TheGreatMightyPoo1 What the hell is 4chan? And CP probably stands for Combine Police.

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

@ReaperStalfo

4chan is the asshole of the Internet. And CP also stands for something completely opposite of anything police-related.

[ReaperStalfo]

@TheGreatMightyPoo1 Ok, i just looked it up and it's a search site, so, yeah. And ok, on the CP thing, I haven't played HL1 or 2, because I can't find a copy anywhere in retail and I don't have a credit card for online purchase, sucks to be me.

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

@ReaperStalfo

>Search site

Sure. You could say that.

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

i just noticed that eli vance has piece of metropolice jacket as a vest! :O

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

i want eli vance + alyx + kleiner from this video as a skinpack, i would install it right away!

[UnknownJIMMY96]

Gordon's grave

[Cledous1990]

If just i had a better pc so i cod make somthing at least 20% as good at this...

[MegaPainkiller99]

nice smg1(turet) Eli!!!! no i men nice bullets