mcdonalds has gone vegetarian,i pulled up to the drive through window and they said there are no more cows left after they made that leather outfit for her
This had to be a joke. I don't see anyone paying for this song to be produced let alone a damn video. I know I am not all that but good lord this was just God awful.
I've listened to this so many times but I never let it in. Today, I had the moment of clarity and realised that the song is a masterpiece. Why is it when other people write songs of love lost and pain, they sell albums in the millions yet when Jan writes a great song, she ends up sinking to obscurity. Sounds like a conspiracy to me.
Ok, the video plot i'm trying to figure out.....the limo picks her up at the hotel....drops her off at the park, she see's a mullet wearing motorcycle man who picks her up, drops her back off at the park and then she catches a plane???? WTF.......HALARRYUS!!!
No i think she is leaving the hotel to go somewhere with the plane, and in the limo she goes threw the memories of that wierd mullet man, wich i think they broke up or somthing.. And he is trying to call her in one moment, probably trying to get her back.. and the singing in front of the shit pool, is jut for the preformance :D Or the shit in the pool remined her of him, so she went to sing a few verses there ;) haha..
By 1992, Terri was working as a limo driver when she planned to return to making music. She recorded a collection of songs, and eventually had several music videos filmed to help promote them. Still working as a limousine driver, Terri would give copies of the videos to her clients in an attempt to drum up interest in her fledgling singing career.
I just hope that Jan Terri is aware of just how many people's lives her music has touched. Bless you J.T., and just keep doing what you're doing! (wipes a tear from the eye.......)
Somewhere something went terribly wrong and someone told her she could sing and told her to record this song...and then it got worse when they made a video for it.
that guy is awesome, he parked under the no parking sign. this song aint that bad, this one actually has somewhat of a hook, if it was done by someone who can sing and changed some of the words around it could have hit
what the hell is wrong with her hair? She, has to know that she is a joke! I bet you that when they making this video, they were practally dying on the inside! LOL
I've had the same thing happen to me. After watching all her videos and having a good laugh now the songs get stuck in my head all the time. Sometimes I even wake up in the middle of the night with her songs in my head. It drives me crazy... I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy!
An introspective, yet exquisite etude of romance and searching. This urban set ballade leads the listener through a love filled adventure that terminates with a United, yet divided anticlimactic flight to nowhere...for hopeless love is but a flight without a destiny. Yes.
I can't stop watching this, it's liking rubbernecking at an accident. My favorite part is when the cameraman wanders off from her for a few seconds, as if they forgot about her!
If this was muted I would swearr this was a foriegn video. All the limo shots she looks like she's puffing her cheeks out. Looks like my aunt paula
nickauff1234 2 weeks ago
This should be America's new national anthem.
CrazyCheeseMagee 1 month ago
I LOVE this song
LawrenceLugar500 2 months ago
she could be a pronstar!
TheIcecreambangbang 3 months ago
She's only 34 in this video!
That's weird. I would have had her pegged at 60 or so.
phospheratu 3 months ago
I want to lose this.
85szabolcs 3 months ago
This is the best thing ive ever watched, hahahah!! So bad!!!
Saramandif 4 months ago
she is the meaning of SWAG. more confidence than talent.
when people said jan, your too old, too fat, too ugly, too untalented....
she said FUCK YOU, wana be in the video?
saadmanh 4 months ago
This is as AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE!!!
UwatchinQ 5 months ago
Fuck. I'll never get that 4:17 back.
345sprague 6 months ago
god bless america
SuperHoboPirateNinja 7 months ago 3
If you don't want to lose me, then stop singing.
Menztrual 9 months ago 2
Still better then Justin Bieber.
Menztrual 9 months ago 6
Jan Teri - she doesn't want to lose you - so whoever you are, you poor bastard you're fucked
as the mighty Snorlax have sublime tracking abilities.
newellpj 9 months ago
HAHAHA
Jackgatman 11 months ago
This is Gold Jerry, GOLD! Jan Teri's main instrument: the cash register.
maskof 11 months ago
This is Gold Jerry, GOLD!
maskof 11 months ago
hahaha!f*** me!thats not possible! :D
Teereezecka 1 year ago
Divine's sister Janis?
TheNEWfilmfanatic99 1 year ago 2
best. video description. ever
Shermanicus 1 year ago 5
"We were like a merrygorouuuund
Going 'round in circlesssssssss"
.....totally deep!
manorrd 1 year ago
2:01 its GUNTHER!!!!!!!! LMAO
takemeaway1601 1 year ago
that is one lucky man. maybe if I grow a mustache I'll get a girl like Jan Terri
liquorstore888888888 1 year ago
1:50 ... hes obviously to bad ass for you
jaydools 1 year ago
@jaydools haha so so funny. u made me laugh.
WeezyHOVaUryu1994 11 months ago
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Teabhagdad 1 year ago 3
lol @1:00
monkyboy4017 1 year ago
lol @ 1;00
monkyboy4017 1 year ago
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LOL Look at you,you Ugly Piece of Shit.HE LOST YOU ON PURPOSE::::::.
USMarineCorpsHUAR 1 year ago 13
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, please shoot me......
jetsam08 1 year ago
o no, why?
please somebody shoot her and save the ears of the world!
schissgring 1 year ago
dammit i was born in 93
NOTSOBER2012 1 year ago
i LOVE this woman.
dailybathos 1 year ago
Totally encapsulates the feel of Rock in 93. Good work Jan.
2bobFACEME 1 year ago
I wonder if shes singing about her thanksgiving honey ham...
DiecastOasis 1 year ago 2
i mean 1993
yourfavoritestin 1 year ago
best video of 1998 and astonishing lyrics my fucking ass i'd rather watch an elephant shit out a turkey
yourfavoritestin 1 year ago
mcdonalds has gone vegetarian,i pulled up to the drive through window and they said there are no more cows left after they made that leather outfit for her
fifthcirclesurfer 1 year ago
What the fuck is up with the random pan ups!?
Creixhitme 1 year ago
how could anyone refuse a date with a guy with a sweet mullet like him
renee52288 1 year ago
"You weren't tellin' the troof. You were tellin' liiiiieeeeees."
jaydavee 1 year ago
at least she's hot.
AvidTuber87 1 year ago 10
I have an earache now, great.
Doobz702 2 years ago
3:05 ......must....get....last....skittle..
Venilon 2 years ago
lol!
2:09, who are they waving to?
lol!
CrazyycclowN 2 years ago
at 2:35 lol... camera off target
thecrippler12 2 years ago
This person has to be mentally challenged. It's the only possible explanation.
okcjwt 2 years ago
This had to be a joke. I don't see anyone paying for this song to be produced let alone a damn video. I know I am not all that but good lord this was just God awful.
spke532 2 years ago
Best Use Of A Belt Evar!!!
DefHimself 2 years ago 4
True nirvana to me would be Jan Terri and Mark Gormley together in concert.
ripcityripcity 2 years ago 2
I liked Ariel Pink better when he was Jan Terri
Jeefrs 2 years ago
is that a sewage pond?
pseud1134 2 years ago 2
At 2:21 it was, lol!
baddogmiles 2 years ago
rofl
andres270686 2 years ago
is that really her nose?
Jenkstill 2 years ago
I think this lady is on those sham wow commercials.
"Oh my gosh, I don't even buy paper towels anymore"
Battleloser 2 years ago 3
I love Sham Chowder, it's delicious!
veloriumcaptain 2 years ago
lol
chrispfried 2 years ago
Jesus, this looks like something right out of the Tim and Eric Show.
rbgomm 2 years ago
It actually isn't a terrible song. If she sung a bit better it would be even more orgasmic.
That being said, this song made my life
Vidhoe225 2 years ago
THIS is a desperate cry for help
how did this make it to the charts??????/
lisalizapop 2 years ago
Er....what charts?
FredericaBimble 2 years ago 2
medical charts
DaPlegrim 2 years ago 4
"Goin awound in circles......."
diamondrichesdotcom 2 years ago 3
Bahahaha at the tags on this video. "Jan Terri rock 1993 awesome fat phat caprice bowling hair leather weight gain." XD
princessofportk 2 years ago
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princessofportk 2 years ago
Jan Terri realest muthafucka there is.
NektarVision 2 years ago 6
I cnt takin it no mooooooooooooaaaaaaaarrrr
stopthatfool 2 years ago
I just had NO idea what I was getting myself into, when I clicked on this video. My life has completely changed now.
jmk1a1 2 years ago 31
I just started therapy about 4 months go, I can give you the number of a good doctor. :)
powerhse74 2 years ago
@jmk1a1
the same happened to me. spread the word.
saadmanh 4 months ago
the only thing that mattttterrrrz
morbidflorist12 2 years ago 2
Mrs Miller lives on!
fannycraddock99 3 years ago
she is singing to her weight bahahahhahahahahh god im funny
AssyNipple 3 years ago 3
Ok. So the dude is parked illegally @ 1:50 (the sign says NO PARKING) and then he completely runs that STOP sign @ 2:11
Is this song about her fear of losing her love to his reckless driving? I see why she prefers to fly and/or hire a limo service
SpectreWraith 3 years ago 3
18+ !
makaronerX 3 years ago
On top of being awful, I like how she seems sorta...disinterested in the process of having her video filmed.
xxfunnyforyouxx 3 years ago
my hearrrt is ooopen like an ooopen book, and yeurrrss iis clooooosed
KevinLounsberry 3 years ago
She's lovely. I've never before seen a performer whose presence could be described as "implosive".
smithespis 3 years ago
Good Grief Madonna has reall let herself go!
dilzappa 3 years ago 3
Fuck man she's on menopause...
123bonob 3 years ago
Jesus wept.
808D3 3 years ago 3
she has the best hair! hehe
marillionjenn 3 years ago
This is my new obsession.
simbabe16 3 years ago 2
it's a musical abortion
bryanw91178 3 years ago 3
hahahaha, i laughed my ass off to that comment
audiopixel 2 years ago 2
Large fry, pie, coffee...you got that in there?
oilcan1010 3 years ago
This is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my whole life.
ralphusrjones 3 years ago
I've listened to this so many times but I never let it in. Today, I had the moment of clarity and realised that the song is a masterpiece. Why is it when other people write songs of love lost and pain, they sell albums in the millions yet when Jan writes a great song, she ends up sinking to obscurity. Sounds like a conspiracy to me.
FredericaBimble 3 years ago 4
sounds like she sings really sloppy to me.
walls777 3 years ago
was this the story of her losing her virginity at the age of 50?
jamescgale 3 years ago
no, its the story of her loosing her crispy cream donut.
brendanraymond 3 years ago 2
if you pay attention to the lyrics, that actually makes sense.
she and the donut are going around in circles. I think i know how she plans on losing it...
OffWhiteCow 3 years ago
Can somone please, write the lyrics to this song? im too lazy :D
Foka1010 3 years ago
this rocks!! it is the worst thing ive ever seen... i don't know what to say
flowerofdarkness 3 years ago
this video is like eye poison, especially since she is wearing leather pants. and that hair!!!!
ynotlikethat 3 years ago
Such enthusiasm at 2:35.
Ok, the video plot i'm trying to figure out.....the limo picks her up at the hotel....drops her off at the park, she see's a mullet wearing motorcycle man who picks her up, drops her back off at the park and then she catches a plane???? WTF.......HALARRYUS!!!
SO BAD IT"S GOOD!!
rhettjj 3 years ago
No i think she is leaving the hotel to go somewhere with the plane, and in the limo she goes threw the memories of that wierd mullet man, wich i think they broke up or somthing.. And he is trying to call her in one moment, probably trying to get her back.. and the singing in front of the shit pool, is jut for the preformance :D Or the shit in the pool remined her of him, so she went to sing a few verses there ;) haha..
Foka1010 3 years ago 3
Haha shit pool.
simbabe16 3 years ago 2
Jan Terri is my new favorite! I don't want to lose her!
jerlarsen 3 years ago 12
this is slowly becoming my favorite thing on youtube EVER.
JerkyPuck 3 years ago 4
My band covered this.
heirtoruin 3 years ago 2
heirtoruin, that's amazing!!! best cover ever.
ohmymaybee 3 years ago
Jan Terri..is...absolutely....adorable.
u2danny81 3 years ago 2
hahhahah
tomazoo 3 years ago
The song is so intense; I can feel the anguish in her voice.
MadSammyboy 3 years ago
but she should loose some weight xD xD xD
morceus 3 years ago
damn, what a lucky guy
geleZ 3 years ago 2
I love the way she looks. She puts Johnny Rotten to shame. She's rebellious, yet somehow gentle.
EndlessChris 3 years ago 2
Interesting, if you type in the search bar "worst music video ever"... guess what comes up.
nfs855 3 years ago
beautifully microtonal.
torrential 4 years ago
You can really tell by her heart-breaking performance that she is clearly in pain over losing this man... this guy... this... really tan... person...
penernener 4 years ago 2
I noticed that they jump over the part where she gets on the bike.
waltonmt 4 years ago 2
Jan Terri changed her name to Ariel Pink.
Jeefrs 4 years ago
By 1992, Terri was working as a limo driver when she planned to return to making music. She recorded a collection of songs, and eventually had several music videos filmed to help promote them. Still working as a limousine driver, Terri would give copies of the videos to her clients in an attempt to drum up interest in her fledgling singing career.
JohnnyGolden 4 years ago 3
" Oh look at me! I'm so fucking hardcore. I park my motorcycle where it clearly says 'No Parking' and I don't stop at stop signs.
GO ME
Oh and I almost forgot to mention that I have a mullet."
this is so gay its unbelievable LMFAO
cottoncandychic 4 years ago
your face is gay.
cazzzzz 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
fuck you fuckin fag!!
cottoncandychic 4 years ago
1989 called and want's you back.
liveup5 4 years ago
And to think,that MTV never played this.
liveup5 4 years ago 4
I just hope that Jan Terri is aware of just how many people's lives her music has touched. Bless you J.T., and just keep doing what you're doing! (wipes a tear from the eye.......)
lurch321 4 years ago 5
I love this song. The lyrics are brilliant....direct and full of integrity. It has an off beat sound that just brilliant. Cool as f***.
jamesburns30 4 years ago 3
Hey, I had a Jan Terry doll when I was little!!...Oh...oh no...that was a Troll doll I'm thinking of...my bad...
schellshocker16 4 years ago
Oh the humanity!!!!
Lartrainer 4 years ago
she got on the plane cuz she was sad. bendito
robaralis 4 years ago
Imagine 10,000 years from now archaeologists unearth Jan Terry vids as the only remnant of our long lost civilization.
Kirke182 4 years ago 7
I've never seen a cow wearing leather. Hello, blasphemy!
pextris 4 years ago
Chicago FTW!
Warsie 4 years ago
Two cows died to make that outfit. RIP Cows.
FLHTP07 4 years ago 2
I was actually at that exact hotel stop because she went to the same college as my sister, and it's right next to the college.
youreacuntface 4 years ago
OMG!! Loose? Did she ever have any?!?! WTF?!
Sabiiiiiiiii 4 years ago
Learn how to spell, dumbass.
CrassusCazius 4 years ago
1.55>>>my ears are bleeding
noooooooooooon je saaaaaaaaigne... mamaaaaaaaaan
tuez moi!
leclems666 4 years ago
Somewhere something went terribly wrong and someone told her she could sing and told her to record this song...and then it got worse when they made a video for it.
geeman014 4 years ago
What the hell are they pointing to at 2:03?
mem13857 4 years ago
No idea? i find that part utterly hillarious
catmincenz 4 years ago
You werent telling truth you were telling LIES!!!!!
Kidturbo1 4 years ago 2
I never knew that miss piggy made a record. oh wait...
MarsVoltaire 4 years ago 2
Se parece a paquita la del barrio, ajjajajaja, sorry paquita, mis respetos
pal4727 4 years ago
D: I felt a popping sensation in my head... at this point an aneurysm is wishful thinking...
Deflecto3 4 years ago
Jerry Falwell's trans-sexual phase?
lordmeowmeow 4 years ago
shes my mom
lightswitchlarry 4 years ago
W.C Fields in Drag LOL.
KillerFlutejuice401 4 years ago
OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS A REALLY CRAP!!!
megustariasertuamor 4 years ago
And your sentance structure is "a really crap"
andersenfranks1 4 years ago 2
And your spelling of sentence...is "a really crap".
csh150 4 years ago 6
this is horrible.
FMRbenzo 4 years ago
something died inside of me
SEATRIALS 4 years ago
so did ppl actually like this song in 93...
veronica34330 4 years ago
the lyrics ar fuckin awful...i got the feeling that Jan Terry is a retard...
frenzyfilmscouk 4 years ago
hahaha jan terri is a musical genius....my heart is open like an open WOUND..i dont wanna lose you tonight
oliverZOMBIE89 4 years ago 2
lol dude its 'my heart is open like an open BOOK, and yo-oar-oar-oarz is closed'
zanetyson 4 years ago
Where is she flying too?
gdmiller5 4 years ago
peggy de los muppets is back
doomkokain 4 years ago
that guy is awesome, he parked under the no parking sign. this song aint that bad, this one actually has somewhat of a hook, if it was done by someone who can sing and changed some of the words around it could have hit
fattpieceofcrap 4 years ago
what the hell is wrong with her hair? She, has to know that she is a joke! I bet you that when they making this video, they were practally dying on the inside! LOL
fifitrooper 4 years ago
Thank you, Jan. You filled the foul void in Chicago's music scene. Please come back because the music here has gotten worse since you left.
RiisPark99 4 years ago
did anyone notice the guy on the motorcycle was parked in a no parking zone, what a rebel
god I'm glad I don't remember that early in the 90's
scottpilgrim88 4 years ago
what city is this in? And did all of 1993 look this bad? I cant remember.
DefiedLogic 4 years ago
I think its sounds really cool.
jamesburns30 4 years ago
i... i want to murder this woman.
bigbowlowrong 4 years ago
This makes me smile, thank you Jan Terri
likwidflame 4 years ago
novelty value aside, this is a pretty fucking good tune.
mildroastnescafe 4 years ago
i'd hit it
cahill48 4 years ago
This is just Terri-Bull! (chuckle)
lurch321 4 years ago
uh no, more like TERRIfic!
chocki2006 4 years ago
she is beautyment and wonderment all together
pellebee 4 years ago
jan terri is a goddess
ElphieFabablaFae5 4 years ago
almost as good as baby blues. can this bitch be serious?
jimmineyjillickers 4 years ago
wow, i love her
bmobaggins 4 years ago
God help me I caught myself at work today singing this pop song from hell.
sukibodhi 4 years ago
I've had the same thing happen to me. After watching all her videos and having a good laugh now the songs get stuck in my head all the time. Sometimes I even wake up in the middle of the night with her songs in my head. It drives me crazy... I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy!
EllChupacabra 4 years ago
I found a solution, it's sheer desperation and is only marginally better....Duran Duran.
sukibodhi 4 years ago
best singing ever!
comefromiqaluit 4 years ago
I'd hit it!
zeratul78 4 years ago
With a bat.
comawhite015 4 years ago
I was very moved by this video on an emotional and spiritual level. Now why can't there be more videos like this on network television?
EllChupacabra 4 years ago
An introspective, yet exquisite etude of romance and searching. This urban set ballade leads the listener through a love filled adventure that terminates with a United, yet divided anticlimactic flight to nowhere...for hopeless love is but a flight without a destiny. Yes.
mikolajev 4 years ago
- She is the Singer we Need ! ! !
(click on my name and choose "WORK IN PROGRESS")
...
Berardinonize 4 years ago
wtf i played this shit and my dog bit me
tykedogg 4 years ago
bit him back!
fernloft 4 years ago
I can't stop watching this, it's liking rubbernecking at an accident. My favorite part is when the cameraman wanders off from her for a few seconds, as if they forgot about her!
Elmerelmerelmer 4 years ago