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  • If this was muted I would swearr this was a foriegn video. All the limo shots she looks like she's puffing her cheeks out. Looks like my aunt paula

  • This should be America's new national anthem.

  • I LOVE this song

  • she could be a pronstar!

  • She's only 34 in this video!

    That's weird. I would have had her pegged at 60 or so.

  • I want to lose this.

  • This is the best thing ive ever watched, hahahah!! So bad!!!

  • she is the meaning of SWAG. more confidence than talent.

    when people said jan, your too old, too fat, too ugly, too untalented....

    she said FUCK YOU, wana be in the video?

  • This is as AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE!!!

  • Fuck. I'll never get that 4:17 back.

  • god bless america

  • If you don't want to lose me, then stop singing.

  • Still better then Justin Bieber.

  • Jan Teri - she doesn't want to lose you - so whoever you are, you poor bastard you're fucked

    as the mighty Snorlax have sublime tracking abilities.

  • HAHAHA

  • This is Gold Jerry, GOLD!  Jan Teri's main instrument: the cash register.

  • This is Gold Jerry, GOLD!

  • hahaha!f*** me!thats not possible! :D

  • Divine's sister Janis?

  • best. video description. ever

  • "We were like a merrygorouuuund

    Going 'round in circlesssssssss"

    .....totally deep!

  • 2:01 its GUNTHER!!!!!!!! LMAO

  • that is one lucky man. maybe if I grow a mustache I'll get a girl like Jan Terri

  • 1:50 ... hes obviously to bad ass for you

  • @jaydools haha so so funny. u made me laugh.

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  • lol @1:00

  • lol @ 1;00

  • oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, please shoot me......

  • o no, why?

    please somebody shoot her and save the ears of the world!

  • dammit i was born in 93

  • i LOVE this woman.

  • Totally encapsulates the feel of Rock in 93. Good work Jan.

  • I wonder if shes singing about her thanksgiving honey ham...

  • i mean 1993

    

  • best video of 1998 and astonishing lyrics my fucking ass i'd rather watch an elephant shit out a turkey

  • mcdonalds has gone vegetarian,i pulled up to the drive through window and they said there are no more cows left after they made that leather outfit for her

  • What the fuck is up with the random pan ups!?

  • how could anyone refuse a date with a guy with a sweet mullet like him

  • "You weren't tellin' the troof. You were tellin' liiiiieeeeees."

  • at least she's hot.

  • I have an earache now, great.

  • 3:05 ......must....get....last....s­kittle..

  • lol!

    2:09, who are they waving to?

    lol!

  • at 2:35 lol... camera off target

  • This person has to be mentally challenged. It's the only possible explanation.

  • This had to be a joke.  I don't see anyone paying for this song to be produced let alone a damn video. I know I am not all that but good lord this was just God awful.

  • Best Use Of A Belt Evar!!!

  • True nirvana to me would be Jan Terri and Mark Gormley together in concert.

  • I liked Ariel Pink better when he was Jan Terri

  • is that a sewage pond?

  • At 2:21 it was, lol!

  • rofl

  • is that really her nose?

  • I think this lady is on those sham wow commercials.

    "Oh my gosh, I don't even buy paper towels anymore"

  • I love Sham Chowder, it's delicious!

  • lol

  • Jesus, this looks like something right out of the Tim and Eric Show.

  • It actually isn't a terrible song. If she sung a bit better it would be even more orgasmic.

    That being said, this song made my life

  • THIS is a desperate cry for help

    how did this make it to the charts??????/

  • Er....what charts?

  • medical charts

  • "Goin awound in circles......."

  • Bahahaha at the tags on this video. "Jan Terri rock 1993 awesome fat phat caprice bowling hair leather weight gain." XD

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  • Jan Terri realest muthafucka there is.

  • I cnt takin it no mooooooooooooaaaaaaaarrrr

  • I just had NO idea what I was getting myself into, when I clicked on this video. My life has completely changed now.

  • I just started therapy about 4 months go, I can give you the number of a good doctor. :)

  • @jmk1a1

    the same happened to me. spread the word.

  • the only thing that mattttterrrrz

  • Mrs Miller lives on!

  • she is singing to her weight bahahahhahahahahh god im funny

  • Ok. So the dude is parked illegally @ 1:50 (the sign says NO PARKING) and then he completely runs that STOP sign @ 2:11

    Is this song about her fear of losing her love to his reckless driving? I see why she prefers to fly and/or hire a limo service

  • 18+ !

  • On top of being awful, I like how she seems sorta...disinterested in the process of having her video filmed.

  • my hearrrt is ooopen like an ooopen book, and yeurrrss iis clooooosed

  • She's lovely. I've never before seen a performer whose presence could be described as "implosive".

  • Good Grief Madonna has reall let herself go!

  • Fuck man she's on  menopause...

  • Jesus wept.

  • she has the best hair! hehe

  • This is my new obsession.

  • it's a musical abortion

  • hahahaha, i laughed my ass off to that comment

  • Large fry, pie, coffee...you got that in there?

  • This is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my whole life.

  • I've listened to this so many times but I never let it in. Today, I had the moment of clarity and realised that the song is a masterpiece. Why is it when other people write songs of love lost and pain, they sell albums in the millions yet when Jan writes a great song, she ends up sinking to obscurity. Sounds like a conspiracy to me.

  • sounds like she sings really sloppy to me.

  • was this the story of her losing her virginity at the age of 50?

  • no, its the story of her loosing her crispy cream donut.

  • if you pay attention to the lyrics, that actually makes sense.

    she and the donut are going around in circles. I think i know how she plans on losing it...

  • Can somone please, write the lyrics to this song? im too lazy :D

  • this rocks!! it is the worst thing ive ever seen... i don't know what to say

  • this video is like eye poison, especially since she is wearing leather pants. and that hair!!!!

  • Such enthusiasm at 2:35.

    Ok, the video plot i'm trying to figure out.....the limo picks her up at the hotel....drops her off at the park, she see's a mullet wearing motorcycle man who picks her up, drops her back off at the park and then she catches a plane???? WTF.......HALARRYUS!!!

    SO BAD IT"S GOOD!!

  • No i think she is leaving the hotel to go somewhere with the plane, and in the limo she goes threw the memories of that wierd mullet man, wich i think they broke up or somthing.. And he is trying to call her in one moment, probably trying to get her back.. and the singing in front of the shit pool, is jut for the preformance :D Or the shit in the pool remined her of him, so she went to sing a few verses there ;) haha..

  • Haha shit pool.

  • Jan Terri is my new favorite! I don't want to lose her!

  • this is slowly becoming my favorite thing on youtube EVER.

  • My band covered this.

  • heirtoruin, that's amazing!!! best cover ever.

  • Jan Terri..is...absolutely....ador­able.

  • hahhahah

  • The song is so intense; I can feel the anguish in her voice.

  • but she should loose some weight xD xD xD

  • damn, what a lucky guy

  • I love the way she looks. She puts Johnny Rotten to shame. She's rebellious, yet somehow gentle.

  • Interesting, if you type in the search bar "worst music video ever"... guess what comes up.

  • beautifully microtonal.

  • You can really tell by her heart-breaking performance that she is clearly in pain over losing this man... this guy... this... really tan... person...

  • I noticed that they jump over the part where she gets on the bike.

  • Jan Terri changed her name to Ariel Pink.

  • By 1992, Terri was working as a limo driver when she planned to return to making music. She recorded a collection of songs, and eventually had several music videos filmed to help promote them. Still working as a limousine driver, Terri would give copies of the videos to her clients in an attempt to drum up interest in her fledgling singing career.

  • " Oh look at me! I'm so fucking hardcore. I park my motorcycle where it clearly says 'No Parking' and I don't stop at stop signs.

    GO ME

    Oh and I almost forgot to mention that I have a mullet."

    this is so gay its unbelievable LMFAO

  • your face is gay.

  • 1989 called and want's you back.

  • And to think,that MTV never played this.

  • I just hope that Jan Terri is aware of just how many people's lives her music has touched. Bless you J.T., and just keep doing what you're doing! (wipes a tear from the eye.......)

  • I love this song. The lyrics are brilliant....direct and full of integrity. It has an off beat sound that just brilliant. Cool as f***.

  • Hey, I had a Jan Terry doll when I was little!!...Oh...oh no...that was a Troll doll I'm thinking of...my bad...

  • Oh the humanity!!!!

  • she got on the plane cuz she was sad. bendito

  • Imagine 10,000 years from now archaeologists unearth Jan Terry vids as the only remnant of our long lost civilization.

  • I've never seen a cow wearing leather. Hello, blasphemy!

  • Chicago FTW!

  • Two cows died to make that outfit. RIP Cows.

  • I was actually at that exact hotel stop because she went to the same college as my sister, and it's right next to the college.

  • OMG!! Loose? Did she ever have any?!?! WTF?!

  • Learn how to spell, dumbass.

  • 1.55>>>my ears are bleeding

    noooooooooooon je saaaaaaaaigne... mamaaaaaaaaan

    tuez moi!

  • Somewhere something went terribly wrong and someone told her she could sing and told her to record this song...and then it got worse when they made a video for it.

  • What the hell are they pointing to at 2:03?

  • No idea? i find that part utterly hillarious

  • You werent telling truth you were telling LIES!!!!!

  • I never knew that miss piggy made a record. oh wait...

  • Se parece a paquita la del barrio, ajjajajaja, sorry paquita, mis respetos

  • D: I felt a popping sensation in my head... at this point an aneurysm is wishful thinking...

  • Jerry Falwell's trans-sexual phase?

  • shes my mom

  • W.C Fields in Drag LOL.

  • OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS A REALLY CRAP!!!

  • And your sentance structure is "a really crap"

  • And your spelling of sentence...is "a really crap".

  • this is horrible.

  • something died inside of me

  • so did ppl actually like this song in 93...

  • the lyrics ar fuckin awful...i got the feeling that Jan Terry is a retard...

  • hahaha jan terri is a musical genius....my heart is open like an open WOUND..i dont wanna lose you tonight

  • lol dude its 'my heart is open like an open BOOK, and yo-oar-oar-oarz is closed'

  • Where is she flying too?

  • peggy de los muppets is back

  • that guy is awesome, he parked under the no parking sign. this song aint that bad, this one actually has somewhat of a hook, if it was done by someone who can sing and changed some of the words around it could have hit

  • what the hell is wrong with her hair? She, has to know that she is a joke! I bet you that when they making this video, they were practally dying on the inside! LOL

  • Thank you, Jan. You filled the foul void in Chicago's music scene. Please come back because the music here has gotten worse since you left.

  • did anyone notice the guy on the motorcycle was parked in a no parking zone, what a rebel

    god I'm glad I don't remember that early in the 90's

  • what city is this in? And did all of 1993 look this bad? I cant remember.

  • I think its sounds really cool.

  • i... i want to murder this woman.

  • This makes me smile, thank you Jan Terri

  • novelty value aside, this is a pretty fucking good tune.

  • i'd hit it

  • This is just Terri-Bull! (chuckle)

  • uh no, more like TERRIfic!

  • she is beautyment and wonderment all together

  • jan terri is a goddess

  • almost as good as baby blues. can this bitch be serious?

  • wow, i love her

  • God help me I caught myself at work today singing this pop song from hell.

  • I've had the same thing happen to me.  After watching all her videos and having a good laugh now the songs get stuck in my head all the time. Sometimes I even wake up in the middle of the night with her songs in my head. It drives me crazy... I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy!

  • I found a solution, it's sheer desperation and is only marginally better....Duran Duran.

  • best singing ever!

  • I'd hit it!

  • With a bat.

  • I was very moved by this video on an emotional and spiritual level. Now why can't there be more videos like this on network television?

  • An introspective, yet exquisite etude of romance and searching. This urban set ballade leads the listener through a love filled adventure that terminates with a United, yet divided anticlimactic flight to nowhere...for hopeless love is but a flight without a destiny. Yes.

  • - She is the Singer we Need ! ! !

    (click on my name and choose "WORK IN PROGRESS")

    ...

  • wtf i played this shit and my dog bit me

  • bit him back!

  • I can't stop watching this, it's liking rubbernecking at an accident. My favorite part is when the cameraman wanders off from her for a few seconds, as if they forgot about her!