Jeff Dunham: spark of insanity blue toyota prius, chihuahua 1

[SeishunKizuna]

My chihuahua/pomeranian bounces when she barks, and can be punted over a fence (if you really wanted to, I'd kill you if you did) and my black lab. . .is afraid of leaves. . . .

[FluteBook]

Oh......My........GOD!!!! XD It bounces while it barks....... And mow the heck did it POLE VAULT?!?!? And my dog is TERRIFIED of moving leaves......

[993nicole]

"You're gay! Click." hahahahah oh my god

[MyTormentedDreams]

i can totally see that..polevaulting chihuahua

[Doglover26135]

A chihuahua on a steek!!!!!!

[MrsSimpson29]

I'm tryin' to make her heal automaticly

Kenna, I already tried that

lol XD

[nikekotor2]

"Of course, my wife and 3 daughters were all "whaaa"" "I couldn't breath, l was laughing so hard" Lol

[ty1er82785]

Lol:)

[FriendsOfYukiko]

oh men.... this is realy funny^^

[CodzillaKiller]

I'm from Toyota hey he makke fun o our car

[BiGbOy31B]

i would have a chihuaha on a stick hahahahahaha i love jeff dunham hes a beast



[Sam2magnus]

" Bitch! Click" that part gits me every time

[jkw82797]

i hate my life. i've never watched Jeff Dunham live

[LKF95]

Hahaha

[MADNESScAnComPutE]

watched this on plane to america

[MinecrafterEvil]

@citygirl1593 You really believe these stupid repost letters?

[citygirl1593]

On December 24th, at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out whathappened. Turns out he was still signed in myspace. She found out he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repose a chain letter. If you dont repose this to 6 other videos, a girl with no face will kill you tonight srry. I dont want 2 die

[MegaNFScarbon]

@citygirl1593 u know if that stuff is true, i should have been dead 30 times -.-!

[jesuzforever]

wuts sad is, my mom has a prius, and i make fun of her lol

[TheMrRazzor]

3:10



[4TaktRollerNeinDanke]

They grumble about 95 cents per litre, welcome to USA... I would be lucky to pay 95 cents per litre...

[kacy234]

i keep on replaying 3:20 And Im laughin My Fuckin Ass Off.. HAHA

[oliviaDVcole]

its not just a blue prius, its a 'bluuueeeeeee' prius.

[kacy234]

@oliviaDVcole its pretty,, SPARKLY!!

[LikeAWizard]

How to get an American crowd behind you? Call America great. -______-

[Tabby2579]

Perfect ending.

[Tabby2579]

0:20 SPARKLY!

[karmabytes]

Biiitch. Click. Vvvrrrr

[Envy919]

any1 else think dat he should have a gay puppet?

[thesmiley1218]

@Envy919 He does. Achmed Jr. google it.....

[SomedayWellFly]

Spaaarklay~!

[MusicLoverSMCRS]

my teacher has prius a purple pruis and its very sparkly

that car is small..really small



[ecoteacup44]

10 facts about you:

1. You are reading this comment

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped 3. 5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my comment

9 You didn't realize I skipped 8

10. You're checking again & smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You are enjoying this. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever

[HrEgill91]

@ecoteacup44 it's like you know :O

[ecoteacup44]

@HrEgill91 I do, i do know

[nemuanimation]

i remeber something from this,my boyfriend,he has a blue prius,he has a puppet,he has a sign that says "merry christmas!"with stickers,i decided to do somethin,he was driving to my house,i called him,i said "dude,are you gay?"

he said"no.why,"icut him off "YOUR LYING""NO.IM NOT.""DUDE,HAVE YOU SEEN JEFF DUNHAM,MERRY CHRISTMAS STICKERS ON YOUR WINDOW,YOU HAVE A PUPPET,YOU DRIVIN A FRICKIN PRIUS,YOU GAY!"I WAS USING MY GOOD CHINEASE VOICES,(CLICK)HUNG UP.HJE CAME TO MY HOUSE "I WANNA SELL MY CAR"

[Gamerblin]

SPRAKLING!!!!

[melisaartemis]

Damn... she been going a lil faster, I'll have a new puppet: Chihuahua on a STICK!!

[bluelizard44]

Ur gay that part made my day

[ChocoChocoRock]

you can just hear the puppet voices when he is talking :3

[Biosh0ck3r]

I CANT BREATH im laughing so hard

[missellie505]

i dont know how u could b frends with someone the same size as ur poop.

[nerfnut]

@missellie505 It's tricky.

[missellie505]

lol but its not rlly a blue prius its a bleeehhhhh prius

[STITCHESMAN]

Don't drop the lotion if you're near a power blue prius driver or he'll drive ya.

[cbell4x4]

XD ROFL!@#@ Ad top right corner of my youtube page: new 2011 Prius XD

[notanova]

@cbell4x4 I got it too!!!! It only could be better if it was blue LMAO!!!!

[SlurpeeGirl1]

@GoBlueDevils123 then if you have NO dog your Saying That my friend is a nobody! -:-(

and they can't have a dog because they live in a apartment that won't let them have dogs. Or cats! And my neiboor has a golden retriever and he's 127 or 134 pounds and skinny! He's a perfectly healthy dog!!!! Do your research befor you go back mouthing people calling them fat!

[reverenfender]

where i live diesel peaked at $5.08

[lovekillsslowly97]

10 cens thats amazing! ROTFL

[KayDemonXD]

YOU(LOST THE GAME)LOL

[Doravandas]

@KayDemonXD fuck you :(

[akissy]

@KayDemonXD you had to didn't you...? ;o;

[GoBlueDevils123]

@superblossom812

Wow u have a fat dog.

You know there is a saying that says u r what ur dog is....

[GoBlueDevils123]

@larrabeerr

Ya and there are 7.1 billion people in the world. And why do u research that anyway? Whateverr goodbye

[larrabeerr]

112 people drive a powder blue prius

[Datsoccerkiid13]

Ive seen every episode he has done =)

[SuperBlossom812]

Your male golden retriever is smaller than my male golden retriever, mine is 110 fucking pounds and yes rusty is as big as my dogs poop!

P.S. My dog ain't fully grown yet!

[Painthorselover09]

Lol this is too funny ! i love Jeff Dunham and this right here is him at his best !



[catgirl330]

111 people are apperently impared and cant hit the like button

[papermoney54]

@catgirl330 lol. its prob the people at toyota who make the prius. or just crazy prius fanatics

[suitelifelover495]

girls look at our new front yard ortment get in the pruis wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwww u suck dad eh ehhhhhhhhhh

[fastmako]

lame...i'm more of a goerge carlin guy.

[powerup3005]

the pole vaulting chihuahua i would pay good money to see that

[sant000ful]

well we all know that there are 111 GAY guys that cant take a joke what ever there just GAY haters

[SmileyBabe109]

*SPARKLY* !

[ICPinkFuzzyBunnies]

If u had a chuhuahua on a stick Jose would have a doggy girlfriend!!! XD

[Monsterz84jls]

Oh im not supposed to crap Ever!....and thats why they shake

[Monsterz84jls]

yeah people come into my office and are like OH ITS A RAT! wait its just your dog.

[TheNomNomKitty]

5:53 love from that part! everything is true

[pirateprincess1997]

jeff dunham ur totally right about the whats not a dog



[WoahJoJo98]

It's not Blue, it's *Bluuuehh!* :D

[TinkerbellBitch16]

Ohhhh me and his wife would get along :)

[hinatalover4life12]

111 people have a yaping Chihuahua and a blue prius

[cokelover3062]

I need air!!!!!

*gasp*laugh*GASP*

[NicholetteDoran]

Chihuahau's are supposed to shake to make a Choclate Sundae.

[isabelle2654]

y a blue prius its gayyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh

[RussiaSh00terz]

110 people drive prius 

[EvilMushroomProd]

110 people got kicked over jeffs backyard fence

[RockstarAngelHottie]

WHY IS THERE A DISLIKE BUTTON ON THIS?!

[Boldyfast6]

i couldn't breathe i was laughing to hard

[Aleykat60]

I have criterria for what is not a dog. Here is what is not a dog: anything that bounces when it barks, not a dog: anything I can easily drop-kick over my back fence, not a dog: anything that gets reguraly terrified by LEAF.Thats not a dog its a yapping bennie baby.

[Aleykat60]

Justy is now full grow. And a whooping 1.8 pounds.

And the cool part is he and my 80 pound dog bill are best friends. I dont know how you can be best friends with somebody who is the same size as your poop.

[GothicUzura]

110 people were picked out of Jeff's hummer

[DragonBSinger]

110 people are gay

[samlolz34]

U can even tell that jeff duman is irritated by the most annoyin crowd in the world!!!!

[Devincoughlin]

i think he was talking about a smart car.... lol cuz prius's r normal size

[keoniiwamoto]

that is freakin funny jeff dunham ur the best i watch ur show every chance i get

[maddiluvsHU]

anyone who disliked this does not have a sense of humor

[princeofpersia110219]

you'ra a genious. Do it agaaaiin.

[DreamSeaker89]

the fuckin "wooooooooooo!!" of the crowd is fuking anoying

[ThreatofDoom]

Damn Breaking the law are we? calling on the phone while driving.

[XxRYANxX12341]

"its not a blue prius its a bluuue prius" haha nice

[XxDewman88xX]

Jeff your Awesome!!!!

[ayyKatx]

i used to pick priuses out of the grill of my hummer...

[Hammerman24]

It's a "blewwww" prius. :L

[lucarioandkatle]

soon it will be a corps on a stick XP

[96skullbaby]

Its not really a blue prius, its a *gay voice* blue prius. its pretty. SPARKLY! *smile...frown* I did that a little too well. XDDD

[TheCsyVideos]

jeff dunham is my favorite comedian

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

108 people are that chihuahua...

[Mandders]

ROFLMFAO. I think of me and my husband everytime I hear this one. And I think of my 3 lb. Chihuahua.

[7466309change]

well that how you read it.I read he is a gay as in happy.And he is happy to be that creatively funny.You do know the meaning of gay?How about looking that one up in a dictinary.

[DiCL0niUS]

chihuahua on a stick ...cant breathe anymore ._.

it's so awesome

[candyrocksmyworld]

SPARKLING!!!

[pappyjimmi]

Chihuahua on a stick

[dstarrmcd]

It's not BLUE, it's bluuuuuuuuue! SPARKLY!! lol :-)

[TheGRRRRRRR]

Ahem... just to be a spelling nazi... Its Prius... not Preis.

[HoverboardFan14]

guess what the advertisement on the top right was for a prius LOL

[tonypilon]

lol, I like 4:45 - 5:05

[tonypilon]

lol, its SPARKLY!!!

[BFF12111]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL im gonna change the color of my preis to powder blue now

[7466309change]

gay happy guy.

[HoverboardFan14]

@7466309change jeff isnt gay :P

[SuperJhick]

ummmm dumb ass achmed the dead terrorist is jeff dunham idiot

[Bearram1]

Here is a good question who is more famus Jeff Dunham or Achmed the dead terrorist?

[jcdude8310]

hay look its gay man driving a blue prius.

[nickkyy95]

something from his "Peanut" side defs

[SirBearization]

Sparklaayy

[90Nicke]

This is funnier than the puppets!!!!!

[pumpkin113t]

Knew he was hilarious with his puppets, but his standup is so darn fricking hilarious too!! Gotta luv it!

[rootbeerdrinker100]

108 hummers clicked the wrong button

[bostonbabbie16]

You're driving a powder blew Prius you're holding a three pound chihuahua, there pretty Christmas decorations all over your car and you make a living with dolls YOU'RE GAY!!!! (Click)

And I'm like BITCH! (click) vvvvvvvVvvvvv eh eeeehhhhh

[NGNeroDevilBringer66]

@bostonbabbie16 spoiler >:O

[blackrulz818]

I have a pruis and this is f*kin hilarious!!! LMFAO!!!!

[10p6]

Driving a Prius is like having sex with a Virgin. The gentleness at first is fun, but it's not long before you want to have a good shagging.

[hottopicbabe458]

SPARKLY! . *smiles* *frowns* i did that a little to well didn't i?

[imissyoucupcake1]

the 107 ppl who dont lik this will get picked out of the grill of the hummer

[jogga123]

Who voted the United States the best country in the world?

[god1412]

@jogga123 that is true who did vote the us as the best country in the world i sure as hell didnt and i live in the us fuck it sucks and the government here r a bunch of bitch ass pussies using the president as a sheild to where they can screw everyone in the us

[jogga123]

@god1412 It's just such a ignorant close-minded comment

[TheTroeper]

for every American who says that their fuel prices suck.

come to the Netherlands and visit a gas station there well that sacks

[andrea97mw2]

3:11

3:17

3:20 XD

[laker24500]

lol

[ivanxmahya]

every time i watch this guy with his puppets i gone mad...Lolz soooo daymn much....i even hurt my tummy for that...You are really a must see comedian..keep going...i want to hear more of your jokes dude...

[Besties4life1113]

It'sa "blue prius...yea its pwetty...SPARKLY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jef-fuh-fuh DunHAM is amazing! LOL!!!!! :)

[lizLmoore24]

thumbs up if u think jeff and gang are fucking hilirous!

[LunaBelleKissMeNot]

WHAT IS EASILY SCARED BY WHAT????

[Acrodents]

1:32 is the best part xD

[ThePhanable]

SPARKLY!!!!!!!!!!!



[livepower34325]

It was so pwetty <3

[trixie3457]

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[trixie3457]

i have to shift 0_o i thought it was a shift thingy

[Nikhilin02]

now i lol at Prius and chihuahuas

[1234frenzy]

my friend has a blue pruis it is not so good

[ibetterthenu2]

i pushed the vehicle home....

[kaycikay123456]

105 people work for toyota.

[meosendude]

... sparkling^^... i did that a little to well didn't i?

i thaught exactly the same when he said that. thumbs up if u did the same :P

[MsFallout24]

38 gallon taaaanke it gets 37 miles to the galnnnnnnne

[Ryanofthedukes]

@MsFallout24 he said 7 miles to the gallon.

[Ryanofthedukes]

@MsFallout24 he said 7 miles to the gallon. thus the point of a gas guzzler

[MsFallout24]

38 gallon taaaake it gits 37 miles to the gallonnnne

[thebeast712]

i do not classify a chihuahua as a dog if i can dropcick it it's not a dog

[JeremyMcleo2]

A prius would not be good for me

[grandpasgoof]

104 people own prius'

[mawapeak]

It's not really a blue Prius, it's a bla-ewww Prius. LoL.

[hannahfannahXOXO]

...And that's why they shake. Jeff's a GENIUS!

[hannahfannahXOXO]

Your driving a powder blue Prius.

Your holding a 3lb. Chihuahua

There's pretty Christmas decorations all over your car

And you make a living with dolls, YOUR GAY! *Click*

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[hannahfannahXOXO]

You suck dad EEE EEE!!!

[blondechristian97]

103 ppl cant see themselves

[TheTejksed]

I would love to see a chihuahua on a stick

[TheTejksed]

if you don't like this you have NO SENSE OF HUMOR so go find one!

[Azizdahaziz]

Ain't that 97 people blaablaa a bit old joke? Get a life fking nerds.

[joelj126]

i like it

[surfdudepenny]

102 people have chihuahua's and a blue prius

[rascalflatts1fan1997]

"i did that a little too well, didn't I?"

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking at the time.

[gagny01]

jeff is a hot guy!!!!

[lilpyro42]

my mom has a prius and this cracks me up