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  • This is fucking stupid. so glad I realized it after watching 10 seconds of the video.

  • Exactly don't decend to their level, they'll most likely triumph with experience like you did with cod

  • mohammed got powned 

  • I don't understand... Why would oj disrespect woodysgamertag? Oj seems much nicer

  • Also i hate rage quiters and lag switch people...... we all lose in a game... no one is GOD.. i played games where i was 2300 to 6800 game and i still play to the end...... Plus it is only a game..... its not like you get paid if you win or lose money when you lose... ITS A GAME.....

  • you are absolutly right.... i hate people being a douche and being jealous and just be happy and encourging/congrat for that person whether if he or she is very good or is a noob in a game..... to me all people are unique and everyone should be treated equally if we going to make the world a better place to live in find the ultimate peace in U

  • BULLSHITTTTT

  • My name is mohammed wtf :D

  • Amen..

  • You have no life...

  • This guy has balls... not only did he show Mohammads face in his intro cartoon, but also had him headshot'd and teabag'd by Jesus. That's crazy XD.

  • damn you for insalting muslims what in the world did they do to you your the asshole who has no life

  • This is true on so many levels not just the game

  • I agree with this guy

  • Alway

  • Just tell you boy you suck at it

  • Im getting pissed off too

  • If you not smart with computer then you are totaly stupid

  • so true

    

  • Why did I watch this? God,I have no life.

  • Great commentary, I have never talked trash to anyone online. I find it immature and annoying, and yes people only do it to make themselves feel better. Also I don't mean to be rude but I think you're wrong when you said to "drop the controller" if you're not going to win. I believe you should "drop it" when you're not having fun. Fun will always be more important than winning, it is a game after all.

  • ha dude just let it go. u got called a no-life, and you freak out and make a video

  • I say this to a 40 year old man who acts hard and trys to be the shit. Personally a guy who rapes in black ops probably plays all day nd cusses and the only way 2 stop em is to say u have no life

  • This guy soumds like he has issues, but good points, i undersrand completely. Good vid

  • does bf3 count?

  • I totally agree :3

  • this is totally and utterly true.

  • If muslims see this they will get rly pissed :P You rock dude

  • @QxBk I'm pissed off.

  • My favourite video of all time.

  • i dont think you're a no life for playing CoD a lot..

    But i find this video ironic because you're literally taking 15 minutes to rant about people who say you have no life.. and THAT is having no life.

    Now you could of course say that I took the time to watch and write a comment on your video, arguably demonstrating that perhaps I myself don't have a life.

    It's the circle of life.

  • i agree with this dude alot. almost everybody in my old class were like selfcentered and consentraded on how they looked and stuff, so they worked out alot and stuff ( wich i dont have anything against) but then they start asking ME why I dont work out. i answered simple that i like to play games instead of working out, then they said i had no life. gaming is a part of my life, i enjoy it alot! so f them! keep on gaming guys, its your life dont let em decide what you think is fun.

  • Yeah I dont get it when people call others "try hard"

    Its like....so your playing with your eyes closed?

  • so fucking true

  • I love this video, you don't often see CoD players who actually think with their brains.

  • Amen to that lol

  • I sleep, I go to school, I play Ps3! :D My name is mohamed

  • you got to be fucking kidding me

  • @MrRezanx nope

  • I totaly agree with you too!Especially about online gaming not being "real life" because you are still interacting with people and you are, in Black Ops for example, trying to complete an objective JUST like in football or any other sport. The ONLY difference is that you don't see each other or, if you play in matchmaking, don't have any relation with other players whatsoever. It's still real! I have seen lots of your videos and you just got youself a new subscriber :)!

  • its like fighting a crack head, you hit that fucker and he just pops back up! everytime!!!!

  • when they say y have no life they say u have no social life but just cuz u rape in blackops dosent mean u have no life

  • you can clearly tell the dislikes ware 13 year old butthurt kids.

  • yeah, im almost 13 and i agree 100%

  • i 13 but still completely agree

    

  • I try to tell people things just like this almost daily. They never listen and never will. They may acknowledge it as you said, but they just don't care. And some are truly so delusional that they just don't understand. Some of them even insult me for being "too" smart XD. They are lost cases :/

  • I agree with this video but i am a 14 year old kid and i hate when everyone sterotypes 13 and 14 year old kids to be the kid that voice squeaks and he talks trash and isn`t smart and not mature. I mean yeah there are kids out there that are like that but the majority of us are pretty cool and mature and smart and i also play this alot i think i have a little over 11 days played. And i dont say anything to anyone for have 20 plus days.

  • cant fight stupid people because they are too stupid to obey logic, THANK YOU.

  • I don't agree 100% with this video, because I think that people need to keep their playtime with video games in moderation. It's great to meet your goals, but if you're just sitting on your ass all day playing games, I think people have the right to contradict that. But that's just my opinion.

  • i have 30+ days

  • You can tell who where the ones that disliked this because they all commented really short hate comments

  • Also, a lot of people have mic's on ps3. Haha

  • Shadow, you should get a ps3 bro.

  • Oh, and towards the end, you're looking for... Don't argue with idiots, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

  • I agree with a lot of this. But I hate when people just fuck around. Like not going for the objective all the time, I understand that, I go for kills sometimes, and one of my friends was talking shit to me because i wasn't trying to cap a flag, haha. But I always try in the game, and if we're getting killed, I'm going to try to cap flags. I just don't always do that, and go for kills sometimes. That's still trying, when you fuck around, that's not, and that's what I hate.

  • hahahah maaaan u just keep BAAASHING on thru the whole flippin vid, loool. u must have had alot of anger inside u

  • correct way to say it - You have no SOCIAL life, if you sit on a game all day and play it by yourself all day you dont have a social life, unless you play with your friends. So as you can see it contradicts itself. You dont know what the person does, so shut up lol./

  • The sad thing is, i have a friend (well more like an aquaintence) who uses this phrase to anyone who has spent longer on a game then he has. The only game i play really on XBOX is MW2 and i got it when it came out so altogether i have 20 days gametime. Now since he has i think 7 days I have no life... But yet whenever i DO go online hes always on on either reach or FIFA so altogether he has spent more time on his XBOX then i have, where is the logic? Just to through this in here, we're both 16.

  • its the videos like this is the reason why i subscribed

  • I agree with the no life part but a try hard to me is someone who plays the game and act real serious trash talking rather than just play to have fun

  • jaja imagine someone during gameplay calls him a no life and he says all this to him jaja

  • and watch ur language

  • get a REAL LIFE!!!!! JESUS

  • i agree with you

  • Bad commentator

  • stupid video

  • Oviously Jesus has NO LIFE HAHA GT A LIFE

  • @MerKaSyy09 He's telling the truth. He's alive, he has a life. Congrats, Einstein.

  • NO LIFE HAHA Oviously Jesus has NO LIFE HAHAHahAHAHAH

  • This is my favorite Jesus video ever.

  • A bit over the top, but I agree with most of it.

  • i love u i am gay

  • you mama loves u

  • yo mama dont love u

  • Sad thing is it's not just kids that do this.

  • thing is I have the same logic as this guy but the people who usually tell me that I have no life are the people that are older than me.

  • i typed in ''i have no life'' an ended here. Where else. -.-

  • Its funny. This bully told me i have no life. ( im a prestige 12 on Cod Bo) so i punch his mouth he cries i get suspended and i get respect and still dominate in COD!!!!!

  • i came here because of the nyan cat video

  • Trolls will be trolls.

    You take it way too seriously.

  • You are seriously the smartest dude on the internet

  • ok fine they might have a life but they dont have a girlfriend still

  • @quinterrer04 Do you not see the entire point behind this?

  • @quinterrer04 You have just shown everyone that you are exactly the same as the kids that Jesus is talking about. Just because someone has decided on doing this and sacrificing the whole romantic relationships side of society does not mean that they are worse than you. You have created a completely stupid point into trying to degrade others and forcing them into your way of life.

  • i have no life and im watching someone with no life i think i have no life at all and never will

  • man y wont my parents let me platy black ops I NEED A LIFE

  • do u smoke pot? cuz if u do i have no life

  • ..........

  • i loled hard at the start

  • wow you realy are great I subed

  • Damn i should've never made up u have no life damn now every1 says it. I play this game but I don't play this 24/7 when a 40 year old guy try's to fuck with me on black ops I say u have no life thumbs down

  • WHAT IF THEY LIKE TO SAY YOU HAVE NO LIFE? XDXDDXXDDX

  • i hate how 7 year olds talk to there friends and try to act funny and they start crying and leave the game

  • god i'm so sick of people that yell at me JUST because i'm 11. i mean COME THE FUCK ON. so what, as long as they don't annoy you 24/7 you don't have to always yell.

  • Jesus, I completly agree with you on this one. I use this logic whenever I'm dealing with immature players in Xbl.

  • Dude, Jesus, I think you must be my long lost brother or cousin, or something, because I agree 100% on pretty much everything you talk about in your videos

  • What I always do when people say I have no life on video games, I just say one simple thing to shut them up: 'You're playing the same game I am, what's that make you?'

  • what if someone admits that all they do is play videogames and train themselves opposed to people who have busy lives and can only play once every 2 weeks?

  • Deep philosophical inquiry.

  • i actually showed this vid to my parents who call me a no life because i like to play video games and think that i am addicted while i only play 2 hours a day

  • just had this yesterday i whupped some mexican 12 year old asses with my sniper and they call me a no-life.

  • I am a 13 year old COD player. Im not very good at the game just like the hypothetical 13 year old that you referenced. But , I completely agree with your argument. I believe it is innapropriate to judge somebody as this hypothetical child did and call them a no-life. Shadow9392 FTW!

  • your playing with other people online and earning something such as rank,along with a ton of fun settings such as custom games and people have to right to say you have no life,is so childish. :/

  • "fuck you who mention switches with dimmers" lmao

  • i watched the full video, and i wholeheartedly agree with you.. you are a very logical person, and i wish i had the very knowledge that you posess.

  • SON OF A BITCH !!

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    Kids say you have no life and you play to much CAUSE THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT THEY GOT FUCKING OWNED!!!!! hahahah. ITS LIKE PLAYING A 1 YEAR OLD TTHEY AREN'T SMARTER HAVE NOT GOOD REFLEXES AND JUST THINK THEY ARE GOOD AND WHEN WE PROVE

    EM

    WRONG THEY GET UPSET AND WINY

  • Daym u talked and I listens for freaking 14 minutes! Hahah I actually am for this fuck those little kids! They tell me I have no life I say your too young for the game go play batman and robin and go touch yourself! CHECK OUT MY VIDS!!

  • ok then ur a nerd ? XD

  • They are just kids man. Don't get so pissed about them. We did stupid things when we were younger anyway, even though they might be in different kinds of stupid.

  • Uhmm... I have no life??? wtf, Okay first of if someone says to get a life You alreadey got a life PEOPLE DOUSENT MAKE ANY SENCE SAME WITH ADULTS.!

  • I played with him...he raped.

  • Perhaps the "You have no life" comment is their own special way of dealing with that they lost, got whooped or what have you, instead of admitting they got whooped, realizing it's just a game and try to get you next match.

  • My dad says I have no life when I have a time limit of an hour and a half... And no I'm not 13..

  • yeah dude if you play like 10 days a game yeah you have no life...i play cod and i love it but 10 days ? -_-

  • Describes my thoughts on "having no life". When told that I have no life I simply say "How is someone supposed to live a life? Did I miss some sort of instruction manual when I was born?"

  • its funny i was typing in stuff about no life and my favorite video game first thing pops up lol

  • this happened to me earlier today... wtf

  • Dude, catch your breath XD

    Nice vid btw

  • 24 people are thirteen year olds that use that same phrase

  • @breezchris001

    Haha, hilarious. :|

  • go fuck ur self

  • u would make a good thearipist. this is inspiring

  • @icravebuttertoast Are you sure you know what Therapist actually does..?

  • @NostalgiaCriticFTW yes, my uncle is one.

  • @JaMeSBrUhHzZ then stop watching you fucking hater...

  • your still talking?

  • i'm loving his rants. :D definitely subbing.

  • bro, umad?

  • lol fuck u to people with switches with dimmers!

    What happens if you do have a different controller like a modded one,you said that you both are playing with the same controllers same game same system but u dont need same controller (I am just joking)

  • YES now i can argue with people when they call a no life

  • i do have a life because i do play cod and i do go to sleep and i do go to university

  • I feel like i just watched inception for the first time. i agree with you completely

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  • Thank you Jesus. ^^

  • im not a nolife but i have no friends i like video game and im anti social

  • @countersrtikeafan nolife

  • @countersrtikeafan Same here. And I'm very much alive. >:)

  • i am a teenager and evrybody calls me a no life but i dont cear i ama gamer and i have respect for other gamers

  • Well known fact... Everyone who's better is considered cheater or no lifer...

  • Yeah this is how the world is. Most people are unintelligent.

  • Im 14 and useally i say congratz on the victory, unless they are 13 or they start it 1st.

    but if you beat me you deserve it. (unless you used ghost then i dont like you)

  • @sharingundragon Nobody cares you are 14. it doesen't change anything

  • @Mastashakenbake

    well no you don't care. there might be someone who does care. however your point is still made and even still it does change little.

  • @sharingundragon Derp. no one cares.

  • @Mastashakenbake

    yet you seem to. whatever.

  • you go on about being more mature and then make rape jokes...god i love you <3

  • i agree with you but you have to realize that these games were marketed toward 13 14 15 year old kids and although 90% of these people are douches and say "you have no life" your making it seem like all kids are assholes and that they are unintelligent and im 14 and i play cod and i would never say anything like that about someone just because they are playing a game but dude come on dude chill out or better yet just mute them if its that much of a problem

  • @ZombieKilla46 shut up

  • So true!!! pple call me no life and gay loser just because i play wii sometimes!!

  • @robbie8998XP you deserve it. wii is gayyyyyyy

  • You were making yourself angry at the end haha, valid rant though J.

  • Jon Lajoie FTW

  • Holy crap it's like a better formulated version of my own opinion on this whole issue.

    I'll rape the like button now.

  • obviously jesus is obviously correct, good video and keep up the great work

  • Lol I'm not even allowed on my ps3 in the week which I think is pretty harsh as I only went on it for 1 hr a day on weekdays.. so I don't get to play that much.. I'm 13 too :D

  • You're a real person on xbox, just an anonymous person.So its like all these kids have no parents

  • "You can't fight stupid people because they're so stupid that they don't know when they've lost." AFUCKINGMEN. There are to many arrogant 13 year old pricks that think they're the shit. Not just on Xbox, but everywhere. They need to realise; they're not the best people in the world. They simply hate at someone for something that the other person is better at. People are so unwilling to accept the indifferent.

  • all i can say is i FUCKING love you, and whatever you say. i Sub'd . Keep it up . Love when people write on here saying dumb shit are funny lol

  • oky since i cant find ur name when i used the word corrupting to the idiot who didnt know what a vagina was i meant i didnt want to be the one to tell him what they were. so to the dick that thinks i think vaginas are corrupting i dont retard i was just saying im not gonna be the one to tell that person what they are i like vaginas u prat

  • you can play snake on this video, just press the arrow keys a whole lot of times

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  • Saw this on MachinimaRespawn

    +1 Subscriber for you :D

    Freaking brilliant. Almost brought a tear to my eye.