PHP vs. Python vs. Ruby vs. Java vs. .NET

[WeirdCreed]

PYTHON is Way Cooler !

[opaqueproductions235]

Python is way cool than portrayed

[energeez]

of course java is fat

[DreamIn8bit]

"I'm more object oriented than you" << is that supposed to be a good thing?

[foodigi]

your breath stinks! lol

[bkrishna2020]

ahhhh ahhh

[markoarias]

where is PERL????

[007speedcuber]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand java wins.

[ByLuckySC2]

Go Animate enables mentally retarded people to make animations.

[Amokrane1986]

I should probably go to sleep, not sure how I ended up watching this ><.

[muhammadalistar]

:p



[muhammadalistar]

C++ great...........

[TheDosterr]

.NET is not limited to windows (: It can run under Linux with Mono, and I think under Mac with that too.

Also, Go Python (: I'm pretty sure Python is more object-oriented than Ruby... but oh well.

[misbooon]

PHP FTW (on the web side) :)

[DoctorFastest]

Don't think Python got enough respect. You've probably seen this, but:

...xkcd.com/353/

That's how I feel about it.

[fagbro]

java is bloated and fat

[mikefromwa]

Ruby more popular than PHP?? Not by any metric available on this planet.

[lejai1983]

sucks

[JonSanty1]

I think you're all crazy. Learn them all(not at the same time). Then you have a really cheesy Avengers team that can kick the shit out of any problem... *sigh yeah* even dot net.(which includes Visual Basic/C#/other brands/names of the same core framework).

[LeCoLe313]

VISUAL BASIC FTW

[FlyinLulz]

This is shitty

[kotapaka]

I think that guy looks more like Jabba...

[inst2k]

Ruby is pretty. Will learn Ruby!

[MegaPrime10]

Now I know why Notch uses Java...

[Taking1n1]

where's c++?

[105jrt]

@Taking1n1 Stuck in the 80s.. obviously

[TheSuperCyborg]

THIS SUCKS!!

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

java... how can i execute java applets on ipad or iphone?... ruby is hard as fuck... i am not sure about python but the rest is the way to go... or if all of this fails, use assembler ;)

[download333]

I remember hearing a great quote:

"Java's memory allocation strategy can be summed up in three words: Nom Nom Nom."

[MidnightSt]

.NET is not a language, and this video is not funny nor interesting. nice try, though

[thedragonb0y]

I just use C++.

My weapon may be boring, but it doesn't matter.

The only thing that matters is what I do with it. ;]

[WFGmusik]

Which programming language does the spanish like speaking woman represent ?

I do not get it, help me ! :) Guess she is not any programming language. She is a query language or markup language maybe ? What is she ? :)

[Handuel13]

Python or Java, I can't choose, they're both good.

[MrChocolateDogg]

But do you have a platform like RAILS that has ORM so I dont have to write stupid SQL like PHP does?

Yes! its called Hibernate you dumb bitch!

[bartjoboy]

Still Python wins...

[WunderWafer]

Comparing RoR to plain PHP and saying PHP has no ORM is so telling.

[SuperFaysal007]

Java... easy!!

:O

[Gangstadra]

@SuperFaysal007 indeed lol... wtf

[TheBreadCatt]

Go java!

[lobost12]

@TheBreadCatt pfff go Python

[paziipa]

I am not sure what i just saw.. :D