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Dear Ashley, THAT'S ME!
Dear Ashley,
For some reason we are losing viewers. How can that be? Why don't they like new shows? What's wrong with them?
Reply: Well, the problem with the shows is THERE NOT STINKIN' FUNNY! MY GOD, WHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?! HOW IS IT FUNNY THAT CHARACTERS ARE BEING SO STINKIN' STUPID! YOU WANT MORE VIEWERS, WHY DON'T YOU QUIT AND GET THE OLD WRITERS BACK! MAN!!!!!!
my ex mess up leaving a great guy like me :( we been together for 2 months and she end up talking about sex. i told her it too soon i wanna wait longer or better too wait till marry and she tell me how can we be together with out sex. so she broke up with me. since she broke up with me i knew right then she promble just wanna me for sex. cause sex is really not the meaning of love. i want someone who love me for who i am. and how great there personally is. it hard too find the right girl :(
i know all that and the amanda show but sonny with a chance didnt copy this at all, because sonny with a chance isn't a sketch comedy show, it's about a girl who goes in a comedy show (so random) , now i agree they did a spin off called "so random" which sucks but it's like SNL for kids bc in all that and the amanda show, they dont have star guests or musical guests to every episode And like i said before, this show isn't the first sketch comedy show and it will not be the last one lol
There is a reason why Sonny with a Chance could have seem to have copied this and came up with the Sicky Vicky skit. Brian Robbins was a co-creator of All That and he currently is one of the executive producers (not a writer though) on the now renamed show So Random. The same Brian Robbins that was on the TV show Head of the Class.
I was watching All That on Disney Channel. There were a bunch of different people and it was a different set. What happened?
Ashley:
THAT WASNT ALL THAT THAT WAS ****** SO RANDOM!!! THOSE ****** ******** STOLE THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF THIS SHOW!!! I WANT THOSE DROP THOSE ******* ON THE PLANET **** AND SQUEEZE OUT THERE BRAINS!
I was watching All That on Disney Channel. There were a bunch of different people and it was a different set. What happened?
Ashley:
THAT WASNT ALL THAT THAT WAS ****** SO RANDOM!!! THOSE ****** ******** STOLE THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF THIS SHOW!!! I WANT THOSE DROP THOSE ******* ON THE PLANET **** AND SQUEEZE OUT THERE BRAINS!
Well...even though she was in Easy A with Emma Stone, we haven't heard from Amanda in MONTHS! Not a single peep or tweet from her whatsoever (she deleted her Twitter account, btw), and we wouldn't be surprised if her next gig would a little show called "Dancing With The Stars"!
y do all of u think that sicky vicky copied this? yes sonny with a chance is kind of like the disney version of all that but sicky vicky & ask ashley r 2 completely different sketches anyway i really miss this show y did the n had 2 take this & the amanda show off the air they should air all these classic nick shows on teenick
WOW WHAT A HOTTIE I WANT TO FUCK HER WITH A WRENCH NOT ONE OF THOSE SHITTY ONES THAT IS HUGE LIKE I WANT TO TAKE ONE OF THOSE WRENCHES THAT HAS AN OPEN AND CLOSE OPTION ON THE SIDE PREFERABLY FROM A NON-MEXICAN MANUFACTURER AND THEN PROCEED TO PUT THE WRENCH IN HER CUNT AND THEN OPEN IT AS FAR AS IT CAN BEFORE IT SPLITS IN HALF COMPLETELY and then i will fuck her NO LUBE
@Tiix3 I walked into my cousins room the other day and that was on, and I literally screamed at the TV that they copied Amanda Show, and then, get this, I dropped my jaw when my cousin said: "what's the Amanda Show?"
@ToinyBoyZz Honey, Have you even seen "All That' and the 'Amanda Show' . . it was full of sketch comedy acts. It was the shows within shows. Way before Sonny with a Chance was discovered.
Amanda Bynes may be retired from acting (yep, it's true), but we'll always have this to remember by...that is, unless if she suddenly comes out of retirement!
@gigglesmile2 Well it was presumebly cancelled which means, it might not have been cancelled it just ended.I believe it was cancelled, because after that show she did a show called "what I like about you".
This was the difference between the original All That cast and the 2002-2005 cast. Kenan was so good, he ended up on SNL Amanda is in hollywood, & Nick Cannon is married to Mariah Carey. where is Jamie Lynn Spears, or Jack Desna or Kyle Sullivan?
I remember this! It came on when I was about five-years-old, and I wasn't allowed to watch this show when my parents saw it. .___. I watched it when I got older, though.
My idea of the final letter would have been this: Ashley reads the letter and gets the shock of her life. All of the previous letters were written by an intelligent prankster who wrote dumb questions to her just to annoy her. That would have been funny!
The letter would go something like this: Dear Ashley, I have decided to come clean with you. All the previous letters you received and read were created by me. I had my friends write several of them so you wouldn't recognize my handwriting. I sent you all those bogus letters to expose you for the petty and immature little brat that you are, and for my own amusement. Here's the number for some counseling services that may help you with your problem.
Ashley: Thaat's me! I'm Ashley and I'm here to and I'm here to answer your letters. Our first letter is from, Clyde Davies of Omaha, NE. Clyde writes: Dear Ashley, thaaat's me. Dear Ashley, I work on the 20th floor of a 60 story department store. Every time I get off from work, I jump out the window. So far I broken my arms, back and legs. What am I doing wrong? Well Clyde, I have a little clue for you. USE THE STINKIN ELEVATOR! THE ELEVATOR, YOU NITWIT!
Ashley:[continued] WHAT KIND OF MORON WRITES TO A TV SHOW AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE AN ELEVATOR, BUT RATHER JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW?! ARE YOU SURE YOU BROKE YOUR ARMS, BACK AND LEGS, CLYDE? BECAUSE I THINK THAT MAYBE WHEN YOU FELL FROM THE 20TH FLOOR OF THE DEPARTMENT STORE YOU WORK AT, YOU DAMAGED YOUR STINKIN BRAIN AND GUESS WHAT I THINK IT'S IRREPLACEABLE!!! MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
Ashley:[smiles] Our next letter is from Dewey Wilkerson of Ventura, CA. Dewey writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaaat's Mee! Dear Ashley, I have the most strictest mother in the world. So far I've been afraid of going outside to get dirty and no one wants to be my friend. Why am I lonely? [Sets the letter aside and smiles] Our next letter is from Sonya Han of New York City, NY. Sonya writes.: Dear Ashley, Thaaaat's me! Dear Ashley, I've been building up plaque in my teeth.
Ashley: Even worse is the way my family says that my breath smells like rotting fish. What should I do? Sonya, come a little bit closer. [smacks lens] BRUSH YOU STINKIN TEETH!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JUST BRUSH BEFORE YOU MAKE ME AND EVERYONE ELSE SICK! BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN TO OMAHA, NE AND STAND UNDER CLYDE DAVIES' 20TH FLOOR! THAT WAY WHEN HE JUMPS DOWN, HE'LL HAVE SOMETHING SOFT AND STUPID TO LAND ON! [vents] Well that's all the advice I have for you today. Buh bye everyone.
Ashley: Thaat's Me! Hi, I'm Ashley and I'm here to answer your letters. Our first letter comes from Lindsay Walsh of San Diego, CA. Lindsay writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaat's me! Dear Ashley, Every time I go to sleep and end up walking in it. Every time I try to resist, I always walk into walls and wake up my family and neighbors. So far, I've had everyone complain about my walking around in my sleep. What's wrong with me? Well, Lindsay, I know what's wrong with you.
Ashley:[continued]YOU'RE WALKING IN YOUR STINKIN SLEEP!!! YOU'RE A SLEEPWALKER, YOU KLUTZ! WHAT KIND OF PERSON WRITES TO A TV SHOW AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SLEEPWAKING IS?! IF YOU WANT SOME ADVICE, WHY DON'T YOUR FAMILY TRY STRAPPING YOU TO YOUR BE, OR GET YOU SOME SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP?! MAAAAAN!!!!!!!!
Ashley:[smiles] Our next letter is from Christina Clarke of Salem, MS. Christina writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaaat's me! Dear Ashley, I bought a bottle of juice yesterday, but it won't come out. I tried to bite the plastic cap, but it remains on. What am I doing wrong? Well Christina, here's a little clue for you. TWIST THE STINKIN CAP OPEN!! THE CAP, YOU BUBBLEHEAD!!! THEN, YOU CAN HEAD DOWN TO SAN DIEGO, CA AND DRINK FROM LINDSAY WALSH'S HOUSE. SHE WON'T MIND BECUASE SHE'S BUSY SLEEPWALKING! MAAAN!
Ashley:[Smiles] Our next letter comes from, Sarah Henderson of San Juan, Puerto Rico. Sarah writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaat's me! Dear Ashley, Every year my family takes us on a trip to exotic places. So far I've been confused why they do it. What is this trip? Sarah come here. Closer. A little bit closer. [smacks screen] YOU'RE ON A STINKIN FAMILY VACATION! A FAMILY VACATION, YOU DIMWIT! Duh, I'm Sarah and I don't know what a vacation is and blah-de, blah-de, blah-de BLAH!
Ashley: YOU KNOW IT'S A SHAME YOUR FAMILY WOULD BRING SUCH A PIECE OF DUMB WITH THEM BECAUSE NO ONE WILL STUPID TO FOLLOW! I TAKE THAT BACK, MAYBE CHRISTINA CLARKE OF SALEM, MA, WILL FOLLOW YOU! SHE BITES PLATIC CAPS!! THEN YOU TWO CAN GO TO SAN DIEGO, CA AND FIND LINDSAY 'THE SLEEPWALKER' WALSH. THE NEXT TIME SHE SLEEPWALKS, SHE'LL HAVE SOMETHING SOFT AND STUPID TO CRASH INTO!!! [Vents and calms down] Well that's all the advice I have for you today. Buh-bye everyone.
Ashley: Thaat's me! I'm Ashley and I'm back to answer your letters. Our first letter is from, Brandon Harris of Portland, OR. Brandon writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaaat's me. Dear Ashley, I took a strange cat home with me from school. So far it has sprayed nasty smells in my house. What is this strange cat? Well Brandon, I know what the answer. IT'S A STINKIN SKUNK! A SKUNK, YOU NUMBSKULL! HERE'S A THOUGHT, GET IT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE BEFORE YOU MAKE ME AND EVERYONE ELSE SICK!!! MAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Ashley:(smiles) Our next letter is from Tyra Fisher of Orlando, FL. Tyra writes: Dear Ashely, Thaaat's me! Dear Ashley, i always feel carbonated whenever I drink soda. So far I have burped a record of 100x and my family refuses to be around me. What can I do to stop? Good question, Tyra and here's the answer. LAY OFF ON THE SODAS! DRINK SOMETHING ELSE, YOU BALLOON HEAD! iF YOU WANT SODA, TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO PORTLAND, OR AND FIND BRANDON HARRIS. HE WON'T BE HARD TO FIND DUE TO HIS PET SKUNK. MAN!
Ashley: Our last letter is from George Bush of Dallas, TX. George writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaats me! Dear Ashley, I am a former U.S. president and I caused a serious problem during my 8 year presidency. I started a war and I didn't invent a plan to get the country out of it. I'm responsible for the economy's recession and everyone hates me. Why am I hated? George, I know why everyone is angry with you. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT! YOU STINK AS ONE, YOU DIPSTICK!
Ashley:[continued] I'm former President Bush and no one likes me. And blah-de blah-de blah-de BLAH! WHAT KIND OF GENIUS WRITES TO A TV SHOW AND ASKS ME HOW TO RUN THE COUNTRY? IF I KNEW YOUR JOB, THEN I WOULDN'T BE IN HERE READING LETTERS FROM MORONS LIKE YOU. GO TALK TO SOMEONE OF YOUR IQ BY VISITING TYRA FISHER IN ORLANDO, FL. THEN YOU TWO CAN VISIT BRANDON HARRIS. THEN YOU THREE CAN BE SPRAYED WITH HIS SKUNK! MAN! [calms] Well thatat's all the advice I have for you. Buh bye everyone.
Ashley: "Our first letter comes from, Hannah Woodward from Houston, Texas. Hannah writes: 'Dear Ashley,' Thaaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, my name is Hannah. I just bought some new pretty red shoes at the mall the other day. Sincerely, Hannah.' (Gets a dirty look) WHO STINKIN' CARES?! THIS IS CALLED 'ASK ASHLEY', NOT 'BORE ASHLEY TO STINKIN' DEATH'! (mocking Hannah) 'I'm Hannah and I just bought some pretty new red shoes the other day and I'm an idiot. Blahty-blahty-blahty-blahty-blah!' MAN!"
Ashley: our next letter is from, Mary Stuart of Reno, NV. Mary writes: Dear Ashley: Thaat's me! Dear Ashley, I like to pig out whenever I'm at home. So far I've cleaned out my refidgerator in the house and I'm getting too stuffed to go outside. What can I do to stop? Well Mary, here's an Idea, YOU SOULD LOSE SOME WEIGHT, YOU LARD BRAIN! TRY SHARING THE FOOD WITH YOUR FAMILY! IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HOUSTON, TX AND FIND HANNAH WOODWARD! MAKE SURE YOU EAT HER SHOES. MAAAN!!!
Ashley: Our last letter comes from, Gabriel Robertson, of Atlanta, GA. Gabriel writes: Dear Ashley........ That's me! Dear Ashley, I'm very hairy! In fact, I'm sooo hairy and tall that whenever there's a full moon, I get more hairier and attack other people. So far, I'm responsible for countless of attacks. What's wrong with me? [rudely stares] YOU'RE A STINKING WEREWOLF!!! A very special werewolf who can write. BUT A WEREWOLF NONE THE LESS, YOU HAIRY MORON!
Ashley: YOU KNOW, IT'S SHAME YOU'RE THE ONLY WEREWOLF WHO CAN WRITE, BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS SO STINKING STUPID! TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU HEAD TO RENO, NV AND GIVE MARY STUART A GOOD CHASE. SHE THANK YOU FOR HELPING HER LOSING WEIGHT AND THEN THE TWO OF YOU CAN VISIT HANNAH WOODWARD IN HOUSTON. Let me give you one warning, SHE'LL TASTE STINKING STUPID AND BORING! [Calms down] Well that's all the advice I have for you today. Buh Bye everyone.
Ashley:[smiles] Our last letter comes from Ryan Bazooka of Annapolis, Maryland. Ryan writes: Dear Ashley.......... Thaaaat's me! Dear Ashley, I like eating chicken noodle soup, but every time I eat it, I always end up going to the bathroom. No matter how much I try to resist the temptation to not throw up, I fail. What's wrong with me? [Gets a dirty look] YOU'RE STINKING SICK! You're down with the flu you numbskull. I'm Ryan and I don't know the flu is and blah-de-blad-de-blah-de-BLAH!
Ashley:[continues] Tell you what Ryan, as soon as you rest up and get better, why don't you take a trip to Lawrence, KS and find Kyle Haley, who doesn't know what a STINKIN TORNADO IS. Then the two of you can go to Key West, FL and look up Arnold Palmer. HE WON'T BE HARD TO FIND BECAUSE HE'LL BE IN HIS ROOM BEING CLUELESS ABOUT WHAT A STINKING HURRICANE IS AND THEN YOU THRE CAN BE BLOWN AWAY YOU BRAIN DEAD FREAKS! [calms down] Well that's all the advice I have for you today, buh bye everyone.
Ashley: (continued) "LET ME TELL YOU RYAN, DON'T GO TO LAWRENCE, KANSAS WHERE KYLE HALEY LIVES FROM THAT STINKIN' TORNADO, AND DON'T EVER GO TO KEY WEST, FLORIDA WHERE ARNOLD PALMER LIVES FROM THAT STINKIN' HURRICANE!!!! MAN! (smiles) Well, that's all the advice I have for you today. Bye-bye everybody!"
Now this is just a thought I had, this does not reflect my acutal opinion. What if Ashley recieved this letter: Dear Ashley, My little sister sent a question in to you and we saw how you insulted her and called her names. You hurt her feelings! All she did was ask a simple question. Well, I'm going to find you and when I'm through with you, you'll wish you'd never been born. You will pay for your cruelty!
Signed, protective older sibling of letter sender.
i remember she got so mad on one episode she asked the camera man to come close and she smacked the shit out of the camera man lmao does anybody have that episode please if you do post it
Ashley: "Our first letter comes from, Lindsay Wilson from Newton, MA. Lindsay writes, 'Dear Ashley,' Thaaaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, yesterday after I came home from school, I got all soaking wet from the rain. My clothes are all soaked and my hair is all soaked too. Ashley, what can I do to stay dry?' Well Lindsay, here's a little advice. USE A STINKIN' UMBRELLA! AN UMBRELLA YOU WET DIPSTICK! NEXT TIME, DON'T ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE TO KEEP YOURSELF STINKIN' DRY! MAN!"
Ashley: Our next letter comes from Lucy Lewis of Seattle, WA. Lucy writes: Dear Ashley. Thaat's me. Dear Ashley, there is a wierd little girl who follows me around. When I go to another place, she keeps asking me to play dolls with her. Who is this girl? Lucy, here's my answer SHE'S YOUR LITTLE SISTER! Your sister, you brain dead bimbo. If you want to get to know someone, then go to Newton, MA and find Lindsay Wilson. She won't be hard to find because she'll be soaking wet with no UMBRELLA. MAN!
Ashley: "Our last letter comes from Ann Austin from New York. Ann writes: 'Dear Ashley,' Thaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, there's this weird animal that lives in my house. It's medium, it meows and it gets chased by dogs. What is this animal in my house?' Ann, here's a thought: IT"S YOUR STINKIN' CAT! YOUR CAT, YOU STUPID IDIOT! (mocks) "My name is Ann and I'm confused that this animal is cat. And blahty, blahty, blahty, blahty, blah!"
Ashley: (continues) "TELL YOU WHAT ANN, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMEONE NOT WEIRD AND MYSTERIOUS, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A TRIP TO SEATTLE, WA, AND FIND LUCY LEWIS! SHE"S THE CHICK WHO'S CONFUSED ABOUT HER STINKIN' LITTLE SISTER! THEN, YOU TWO CAN GO TO NEWTON, MA, AND FIND LINDSAY WILSON, AND ALL THREE OF YOU CAN USE LINDSAY'S STINKIN' UMBRELLA AND KEEP YOU ALL STINKIN' DRY FROM THE STINKIN' RAINSTORM! MAN! Well, that's all the advice I have for you today. Bye-bye, everybody!"
Ashley: Thaaaaaaaat's Meeeeeee! Hi, I'm Ashley and I'm here to answer more of your letters. The first on is from, Arnold Palmer of Key West, Florida. Arnold writes: Dear Ashley...... Thaat's me. Dear Ashley, it has been raining for the past three days and the wind has been hurling at my house debris. Every time I try to throw it out, it keeps coming back in. Ashley, what is this mysterious thing?
Ashley:[continued]Good question, Arnold, I think I know what it is. YOUR HOUSE IS BEING DESTROYED BY A STINKING HURRICANE!!!! IT'S A HURRICANE, YOU NIMROD! What kind of idiot writes to a show, not knowing what a hurricane is? Everyone has knowin about it, except you. Instead of being in yor room, wondering about what a hurricane is, get out of your stinkin house RIGHT NOW!!!!! MAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
Ashley: "Our next letter comes from, Kyle Haley from Lawrence, KS. Kyle writes: 'Dear Ashley,' Thaaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, there's this a twisting strong wind outside. It whrils around in circles, and it destroys my neighborhood and my house was almost destroyed. Ashley, what is this twisting wind?' Kyle, I know what this wind is. IT'S A STINKIN' TORNADO! A TORNADO, YOU TWIT! NEXT TIME, DON'T WRITE ME ANOTHER LETTER WHILE THERE'S A STINKIN' TORNADO!"
that was stupid it was tv recorded by idiot!
funnycuz123 1 month ago
This letter comes from new TV writers, they write,
Dear Ashley, THAT'S ME!
Dear Ashley,
For some reason we are losing viewers. How can that be? Why don't they like new shows? What's wrong with them?
Reply: Well, the problem with the shows is THERE NOT STINKIN' FUNNY! MY GOD, WHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?! HOW IS IT FUNNY THAT CHARACTERS ARE BEING SO STINKIN' STUPID! YOU WANT MORE VIEWERS, WHY DON'T YOU QUIT AND GET THE OLD WRITERS BACK! MAN!!!!!!
Our next letter comes from...
iamdead24 1 month ago 3
i know i go on it all the time
4kewl12 2 months ago
Well...Amanda's Twitter is @amandabynes once again, but she needs to get out of hibernation! Give her a recurring role on Glee or something!
johnnyafairbanksak 2 months ago
The new show on Disney Channel "So Random" is a full fuckin copy of All That.
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my ex mess up leaving a great guy like me :( we been together for 2 months and she end up talking about sex. i told her it too soon i wanna wait longer or better too wait till marry and she tell me how can we be together with out sex. so she broke up with me. since she broke up with me i knew right then she promble just wanna me for sex. cause sex is really not the meaning of love. i want someone who love me for who i am. and how great there personally is. it hard too find the right girl :(
eric0100 2 months ago
i know all that and the amanda show but sonny with a chance didnt copy this at all, because sonny with a chance isn't a sketch comedy show, it's about a girl who goes in a comedy show (so random) , now i agree they did a spin off called "so random" which sucks but it's like SNL for kids bc in all that and the amanda show, they dont have star guests or musical guests to every episode And like i said before, this show isn't the first sketch comedy show and it will not be the last one lol
ToinyBoyZz 2 months ago
The new show on Disney Channel "So Random" is a full fuckin copy of All That. >_<
Amber71100 2 months ago
even my dad hated this chick when i was a kid
downthestreetteam 2 months ago
There is a reason why Sonny with a Chance could have seem to have copied this and came up with the Sicky Vicky skit. Brian Robbins was a co-creator of All That and he currently is one of the executive producers (not a writer though) on the now renamed show So Random. The same Brian Robbins that was on the TV show Head of the Class.
Vicleg10 2 months ago
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FooTWorKThEKiD 2 months ago
Actually i thought Demi Lovato's "Sonny with achance" was pretty good. it's a shame she self destructed. "So Random" isn't half as funny as this.
stramayne 2 months ago
I didn't know until now that she was on this O_o woopsss haha
KAYZMJFAN 3 months ago
they should ban so random and sunny with a chance i always hated that show there copying my favorite tv show
gmaster246 3 months ago
Omg... she was soo young back then
SugarHighPsyco 3 months ago
Tantrum girl copyed this
AniGrimy97 3 months ago
Look up Amanda and Ashley in bored pathfinders pleeeeeaaaase guys
And huh I remember that show
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iSarraahh 4 months ago
lol its better than nothin lol i miss this show especially when she calls the oldman :) lol lol
cristobalmedina14 4 months ago
y is it so fkn slow!! bad job uploader
sassychickinpink 4 months ago
oh my god the nostalgia!
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Dear Ashley,
I was watching All That on Disney Channel. There were a bunch of different people and it was a different set. What happened?
Ashley:
THAT WASNT ALL THAT THAT WAS ****** SO RANDOM!!! THOSE ****** ******** STOLE THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF THIS SHOW!!! I WANT THOSE DROP THOSE ******* ON THE PLANET **** AND SQUEEZE OUT THERE BRAINS!
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Dear Ashley,
I was watching All That on Disney Channel. There were a bunch of different people and it was a different set. What happened?
Ashley:
THAT WASNT ALL THAT THAT WAS ****** SO RANDOM!!! THOSE ****** ******** STOLE THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF THIS SHOW!!! I WANT THOSE DROP THOSE ******* ON THE PLANET **** AND SQUEEZE OUT THERE BRAINS!
Brikeissweet 4 months ago
This Is Like Sicky Vicky From So Random On Sonny With A Chance
ILOVESHANEandcookies 4 months ago
@ILOVESHANEandcookies OMFG DONT EVER COMPARE THIS SHOW TO THAT PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT SHOW!! CUZ THAT SHOW WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHOW >_<
johneta18 4 months ago
lmbooo i loveee "Ask ashley segments" lmbo girl got some anger issues lol
ESHA111190 4 months ago
Didn't so random copy All That?
I wish they would bring All That, like a new season.
foosheezoo 4 months ago
@foosheezoo ya disney can't think of any ideas... so they steal it from nickelodeon which is a bunch of bullsh*t
johneta18 4 months ago
booooo!!! on the sync
AshFrizz 5 months ago
the amanda show was soooo good and it was so ahead of its time like most of the stuff is just now becoming popular i think thats y ppl liked it.
desslou 5 months ago
tha amanda show is juzt like so random ! but this show was from the early 2000's :D ♥
SilviaBomb 5 months ago
@SilviaBomb the 90's actually. Lasted until 05.
num1Jaysta 5 months ago
@SilviaBomb this is "all that" amanda show came after
yaymaria29 4 months ago in playlist All That 2
It better than so random!!! So random are copying like Amanda show. That what I think and it my opinion! There funnier than stupid so random... :)
TheDemiselena12 5 months ago 3
@TheDemiselena12 Thats what I though. :O
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@TheDemiselena12 Thats what I thought*. :O
xParissaLovex 5 months ago
i love this because i'm the one who sent in the letter lol
~brandon
katiiecake 6 months ago
This is waaaaaaay out of sync, but other than that, I always loved this sketch, & Amanda was soooo cute back then
xoxospoiledgirl 6 months ago
This was my favorite because my name is Ashley
ashleyinhere 8 months ago
i love this bc my name is Ashley
faboul467 11 months ago
Well, what do you know? Amanda's back on Twitter as @MsAmandaBynes_; everybody follow away!
johnnyafairbanksak 1 year ago
Well...even though she was in Easy A with Emma Stone, we haven't heard from Amanda in MONTHS! Not a single peep or tweet from her whatsoever (she deleted her Twitter account, btw), and we wouldn't be surprised if her next gig would a little show called "Dancing With The Stars"!
johnnyafairbanksak 1 year ago
y do all of u think that sicky vicky copied this? yes sonny with a chance is kind of like the disney version of all that but sicky vicky & ask ashley r 2 completely different sketches anyway i really miss this show y did the n had 2 take this & the amanda show off the air they should air all these classic nick shows on teenick
JOBROFAN1583 1 year ago
i hate how the show so random copied this
KAW0L1N3 1 year ago 7
What gets me is how descriptive he is
jeavii 1 year ago 2
@xlaleclwx that is SOO fucking creepy dude!!
Jaybabayyyy 1 year ago
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WOW WHAT A HOTTIE I WANT TO FUCK HER WITH A WRENCH NOT ONE OF THOSE SHITTY ONES THAT IS HUGE LIKE I WANT TO TAKE ONE OF THOSE WRENCHES THAT HAS AN OPEN AND CLOSE OPTION ON THE SIDE PREFERABLY FROM A NON-MEXICAN MANUFACTURER AND THEN PROCEED TO PUT THE WRENCH IN HER CUNT AND THEN OPEN IT AS FAR AS IT CAN BEFORE IT SPLITS IN HALF COMPLETELY and then i will fuck her NO LUBE
xlaleclx 1 year ago
@xlaleclx WTF?
Pokemon978IsBackOn 1 year ago
TSWOAM was Nickelodeon's top dawg show when I was growing up. If you don't the abbreviation you fail, lol.
I think Larisa should guest star on iCarly as Alex Mack, that would be awesome to see her zap Spencer! lol.
mattman2900 1 year ago
Actually if I recall, the 'Ask Ashley' segment originated on All That which Amanda was on before getting her own show, "The Amanda Show"
mattman2900 1 year ago
i loved this lol
CandLsingers 1 year ago
I can't belive amandaplease is still a website
farodemon 1 year ago 62
@farodemon i know right isnt that werid
HeartzRConfussin 3 months ago
@farodemon not any more :(
TheAnimaldude55 2 months ago
@farodemon it got erased
ClaresTour 3 weeks ago
She reminds me of June from KaBlam!...
kablamoid96 1 year ago
I remember- being a kid and all and loving this skit... I sent in a letter to "Ashley" for her to read on the show.
Now I feel real dumb... xD
TheRandomDamsel 1 year ago
Bi-polar like shit
crysta2k2 1 year ago
OMG I TOTALLY REMEMBER THIS SHOW I USED TO WATCH IT ALL THE TIME!! I LOVE IT I WISH IT AIRED ON NICK.
womita246 1 year ago 4
sunny with the chance soooo copyed off this.
i mean sicky vicy? wtf is that shit?
Tiix3 1 year ago 107
@Tiix3 I walked into my cousins room the other day and that was on, and I literally screamed at the TV that they copied Amanda Show, and then, get this, I dropped my jaw when my cousin said: "what's the Amanda Show?"
TheCandyArcade 1 year ago 6
@TheCandyArcade hahaha I remember the Amanda Show. oh how the 90's were amazing!
arakano 1 year ago
@Tiix3 Someone actually had the nerve to copy this? such jerks!
arakano 1 year ago
@Tiix3 Totally not , is Ashley sick ? no
Tamieaaa 4 months ago
@Tiix3 sicky vicky is way better and no they didnt copy this i mean all that didnt create THE "sketch comedy show" thing, so shut up!!
ToinyBoyZz 3 months ago
@ToinyBoyZz how old r u 9??
AniGrimy97 3 months ago
@AniGrimy97 lol you're watchin this 90's show for children and you ask me this question? get a life seriously!!
ToinyBoyZz 3 months ago
@ToinyBoyZz Honey, Have you even seen "All That' and the 'Amanda Show' . . it was full of sketch comedy acts. It was the shows within shows. Way before Sonny with a Chance was discovered.
Tiix3 2 months ago
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ToinyBoyZz 2 months ago
@Tiix3 ikr!! i mean i like the show but i like the amanda show better!
erinjade2001 3 months ago
@Tiix3 TRUTH
2punk4breakfast 2 months ago
@2punk4breakfast Thankyou
Tiix3 2 months ago
I remember this! now that i've watched it after soo long ..it reminds me of sicky vicky on Sonny with a Chance, is this where they got the idea from?
iloveuburr 1 year ago
Dear Ashley.!
( That's ME ! )
[ Best part ]
NiKKiBSEXCii 1 year ago 6
aww i miss All That
Sind3r3lla175 1 year ago
This was one of my favorite skits on this show
malikai888 1 year ago
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aw i remember this!!
littlestangel2 1 year ago
HAha omg I used to luv this show when i was like 7 haha. Idk why they got it off aire!!
YeseniaArias 1 year ago
Amanda Bynes may be retired from acting (yep, it's true), but we'll always have this to remember by...that is, unless if she suddenly comes out of retirement!
johnnyafairbanksak 1 year ago 2
@johnnyafairbanksak I think she's a model now. She's still as cute as ever. :)
RadcliffOfCrymod 1 year ago
@RadcliffOfCrymod By the way...since my last comment, Amanda has come out of retirement!
johnnyafairbanksak 1 year ago
wow what a delay!!! lol oh and I still miss this show, it was like the greatest show ever that I used to watch wehn I was like 10 I believe:P
specialk42293 1 year ago
i saw that one befor it is so funny i like that show
justjordann1 1 year ago
good times.
niddasa 1 year ago
DEAR Ashley why does the new nickelodeon suck so much ass? please tell me what to do.
shawn863 1 year ago 9
@shawn863 Well shawn, people grow up and get tired of doing kiddie shows, and its the 21st century so time to get with the program.
djcountry1985 1 year ago
the backgound looks sooo similar to the sicky vicky sketch on Sonny with a Chance!
09guitargurl 1 year ago
haha i used to watch this show all the time xD
BiLlAbOnG353 1 year ago
is dat ashley tisdale or a freek
love1bug1 1 year ago
@love1bug1 It's Amanda Bynes. And she's acting. Clearly you've never seen the show.
serenap05 1 year ago
snyc is off but still funny to hear ^_^ havent seen this show in at leat ten years :P
dragongirl11kingdomH 1 year ago
why did they cancle the funny shows?????
legoxkater 1 year ago
i cant understand the girl
neomatrix1227 1 year ago
It seemed like, It's the Sony With A Chance. :)
xXxchababesxXx 1 year ago
THATS MEEEE!!!!!!!!!
PokeDurrrr 1 year ago
@RaeRaeRocks11 Cancelled 2 years ago
Paul8820 1 year ago
ahhh i remember this!!
GREAT675309 1 year ago
This was my FAVORITE clip!
Nicole9365 1 year ago
DRINK SOME STINKIN' WATER!
0toHero 1 year ago
Cancelled 2 years ago
Paul8820 1 year ago
y wuz it canceled??? i love the amanda show
gigglesmile2 1 year ago
@gigglesmile2 Amanda show was cancelled back in 2002 I don't know why, and Zoey 101 was cancelled in 2008.
Paul8820 1 year ago
@gigglesmile2 Well it was presumebly cancelled which means, it might not have been cancelled it just ended.I believe it was cancelled, because after that show she did a show called "what I like about you".
ENJ4321 1 year ago
the sounds off- way off
CATOTOE 1 year ago 4
This was the difference between the original All That cast and the 2002-2005 cast. Kenan was so good, he ended up on SNL Amanda is in hollywood, & Nick Cannon is married to Mariah Carey. where is Jamie Lynn Spears, or Jack Desna or Kyle Sullivan?
Paul8820 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure Kell got into drugs after he left the show. I don't really know about the rest...
perciusmandate 1 year ago
why do u think he got into drugs?
Livinglifehigh 1 year ago
@Livinglifehigh who got into drugs?
lottabottle05 1 year ago
@lottabottle05 kell mitchell
Livinglifehigh 1 year ago
I want it back on nickelodeon. Little Amanda was so cute. And Drake bell...
Kawaiisch 1 year ago
That boy was a total nub for using his TEETH to open a stupid can!!!!!!!!!!!!
Supersoccerchic 2 years ago
i miss this show too :(
BooYaGoatz 2 years ago 5
Heh I remember this. I used to always say the "That's me!" part with my mom every time it was on.
fatgamer176 2 years ago
I think the government might want to ask ashley some questions lol.
ldbboosha 2 years ago 8
ahhhh..back in a day shows were good.
Buzzbee217 2 years ago 7
i loved the amanda show!!! do they even still play it?!
TheAbercrombieGirl10 2 years ago
this wasnt the amanda show i dont think, im pretty sure it was when she was on All That. And no they havnt played either since like 2002 -_-
DramaQueen9513 2 years ago
omg the sync is way off!
678trriple98212 2 years ago 208
aw i remember this!!
KathleensTaxi 2 years ago 80
I remember this! It came on when I was about five-years-old, and I wasn't allowed to watch this show when my parents saw it. .___. I watched it when I got older, though.
PandaChan150 2 years ago
WOW! She was young!
PrinceMJRocks1234567 2 years ago
i like tha peanut butter and jelly one XD TURN THA FREAKN SANDWHICK OVA
Kiidtay 2 years ago 9
OMG!! Loved ask ashley to bad your vid wasn't better she was so cute and I love her show what I Like about You!!!
Fendigirl23 2 years ago
your Sync Is way the hell off
ProAtKingdomHearts 2 years ago 12
My idea of the final letter would have been this: Ashley reads the letter and gets the shock of her life. All of the previous letters were written by an intelligent prankster who wrote dumb questions to her just to annoy her. That would have been funny!
graywolf7 2 years ago 6
The letter would go something like this: Dear Ashley, I have decided to come clean with you. All the previous letters you received and read were created by me. I had my friends write several of them so you wouldn't recognize my handwriting. I sent you all those bogus letters to expose you for the petty and immature little brat that you are, and for my own amusement. Here's the number for some counseling services that may help you with your problem.
Signed,
an Anonymous Prankster
graywolf7 2 years ago 6
I thinks she would've been shocked and angry at the same time.
ladyfire44 2 years ago 2
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@graywolf7 dude. it was a SHOW.
vgibson122389 2 years ago
I know, I was just saying what my idea of the final letter could have been.
graywolf7 2 years ago
Terrible quality
QuidditchMaster86 2 years ago 6
man i love this skit and amanda was so cute but asheley made alot of poeple commit uicide
2FINE4YOUBABYGIRL 2 years ago 8
she made alot of ppl committ suicide?
XxMoniePhoePhyvexX 2 years ago 4
For real? How did she make a lor of people commit suicide?
PrinceMJRocks1234567 2 years ago
OMG I LOVED ASK ASHLEY!!! hahaha
Miszpinktuxedox3 2 years ago 4
Ashley: Thaat's me! I'm Ashley and I'm here to and I'm here to answer your letters. Our first letter is from, Clyde Davies of Omaha, NE. Clyde writes: Dear Ashley, thaaat's me. Dear Ashley, I work on the 20th floor of a 60 story department store. Every time I get off from work, I jump out the window. So far I broken my arms, back and legs. What am I doing wrong? Well Clyde, I have a little clue for you. USE THE STINKIN ELEVATOR! THE ELEVATOR, YOU NITWIT!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley:[continued] WHAT KIND OF MORON WRITES TO A TV SHOW AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE AN ELEVATOR, BUT RATHER JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW?! ARE YOU SURE YOU BROKE YOUR ARMS, BACK AND LEGS, CLYDE? BECAUSE I THINK THAT MAYBE WHEN YOU FELL FROM THE 20TH FLOOR OF THE DEPARTMENT STORE YOU WORK AT, YOU DAMAGED YOUR STINKIN BRAIN AND GUESS WHAT I THINK IT'S IRREPLACEABLE!!! MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley:[smiles] Our next letter is from Dewey Wilkerson of Ventura, CA. Dewey writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaaat's Mee! Dear Ashley, I have the most strictest mother in the world. So far I've been afraid of going outside to get dirty and no one wants to be my friend. Why am I lonely? [Sets the letter aside and smiles] Our next letter is from Sonya Han of New York City, NY. Sonya writes.: Dear Ashley, Thaaaat's me! Dear Ashley, I've been building up plaque in my teeth.
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: Even worse is the way my family says that my breath smells like rotting fish. What should I do? Sonya, come a little bit closer. [smacks lens] BRUSH YOU STINKIN TEETH!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JUST BRUSH BEFORE YOU MAKE ME AND EVERYONE ELSE SICK! BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN TO OMAHA, NE AND STAND UNDER CLYDE DAVIES' 20TH FLOOR! THAT WAY WHEN HE JUMPS DOWN, HE'LL HAVE SOMETHING SOFT AND STUPID TO LAND ON! [vents] Well that's all the advice I have for you today. Buh bye everyone.
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: Thaat's Me! Hi, I'm Ashley and I'm here to answer your letters. Our first letter comes from Lindsay Walsh of San Diego, CA. Lindsay writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaat's me! Dear Ashley, Every time I go to sleep and end up walking in it. Every time I try to resist, I always walk into walls and wake up my family and neighbors. So far, I've had everyone complain about my walking around in my sleep. What's wrong with me? Well, Lindsay, I know what's wrong with you.
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley:[continued]YOU'RE WALKING IN YOUR STINKIN SLEEP!!! YOU'RE A SLEEPWALKER, YOU KLUTZ! WHAT KIND OF PERSON WRITES TO A TV SHOW AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SLEEPWAKING IS?! IF YOU WANT SOME ADVICE, WHY DON'T YOUR FAMILY TRY STRAPPING YOU TO YOUR BE, OR GET YOU SOME SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP?! MAAAAAN!!!!!!!!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley:[smiles] Our next letter is from Christina Clarke of Salem, MS. Christina writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaaat's me! Dear Ashley, I bought a bottle of juice yesterday, but it won't come out. I tried to bite the plastic cap, but it remains on. What am I doing wrong? Well Christina, here's a little clue for you. TWIST THE STINKIN CAP OPEN!! THE CAP, YOU BUBBLEHEAD!!! THEN, YOU CAN HEAD DOWN TO SAN DIEGO, CA AND DRINK FROM LINDSAY WALSH'S HOUSE. SHE WON'T MIND BECUASE SHE'S BUSY SLEEPWALKING! MAAAN!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley:[Smiles] Our next letter comes from, Sarah Henderson of San Juan, Puerto Rico. Sarah writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaat's me! Dear Ashley, Every year my family takes us on a trip to exotic places. So far I've been confused why they do it. What is this trip? Sarah come here. Closer. A little bit closer. [smacks screen] YOU'RE ON A STINKIN FAMILY VACATION! A FAMILY VACATION, YOU DIMWIT! Duh, I'm Sarah and I don't know what a vacation is and blah-de, blah-de, blah-de BLAH!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
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ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: YOU KNOW IT'S A SHAME YOUR FAMILY WOULD BRING SUCH A PIECE OF DUMB WITH THEM BECAUSE NO ONE WILL STUPID TO FOLLOW! I TAKE THAT BACK, MAYBE CHRISTINA CLARKE OF SALEM, MA, WILL FOLLOW YOU! SHE BITES PLATIC CAPS!! THEN YOU TWO CAN GO TO SAN DIEGO, CA AND FIND LINDSAY 'THE SLEEPWALKER' WALSH. THE NEXT TIME SHE SLEEPWALKS, SHE'LL HAVE SOMETHING SOFT AND STUPID TO CRASH INTO!!! [Vents and calms down] Well that's all the advice I have for you today. Buh-bye everyone.
ladyfire44 2 years ago 4
I meant Massachusetts not Mississippi
ladyfire44 2 years ago 2
Ashley: Thaat's me! I'm Ashley and I'm back to answer your letters. Our first letter is from, Brandon Harris of Portland, OR. Brandon writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaaat's me. Dear Ashley, I took a strange cat home with me from school. So far it has sprayed nasty smells in my house. What is this strange cat? Well Brandon, I know what the answer. IT'S A STINKIN SKUNK! A SKUNK, YOU NUMBSKULL! HERE'S A THOUGHT, GET IT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE BEFORE YOU MAKE ME AND EVERYONE ELSE SICK!!! MAAAAAAAAN!!!!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley:(smiles) Our next letter is from Tyra Fisher of Orlando, FL. Tyra writes: Dear Ashely, Thaaat's me! Dear Ashley, i always feel carbonated whenever I drink soda. So far I have burped a record of 100x and my family refuses to be around me. What can I do to stop? Good question, Tyra and here's the answer. LAY OFF ON THE SODAS! DRINK SOMETHING ELSE, YOU BALLOON HEAD! iF YOU WANT SODA, TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO PORTLAND, OR AND FIND BRANDON HARRIS. HE WON'T BE HARD TO FIND DUE TO HIS PET SKUNK. MAN!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: Our last letter is from George Bush of Dallas, TX. George writes: Dear Ashley, Thaaats me! Dear Ashley, I am a former U.S. president and I caused a serious problem during my 8 year presidency. I started a war and I didn't invent a plan to get the country out of it. I'm responsible for the economy's recession and everyone hates me. Why am I hated? George, I know why everyone is angry with you. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT! YOU STINK AS ONE, YOU DIPSTICK!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley:[continued] I'm former President Bush and no one likes me. And blah-de blah-de blah-de BLAH! WHAT KIND OF GENIUS WRITES TO A TV SHOW AND ASKS ME HOW TO RUN THE COUNTRY? IF I KNEW YOUR JOB, THEN I WOULDN'T BE IN HERE READING LETTERS FROM MORONS LIKE YOU. GO TALK TO SOMEONE OF YOUR IQ BY VISITING TYRA FISHER IN ORLANDO, FL. THEN YOU TWO CAN VISIT BRANDON HARRIS. THEN YOU THREE CAN BE SPRAYED WITH HIS SKUNK! MAN! [calms] Well thatat's all the advice I have for you. Buh bye everyone.
ladyfire44 2 years ago
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ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: "Our first letter comes from, Hannah Woodward from Houston, Texas. Hannah writes: 'Dear Ashley,' Thaaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, my name is Hannah. I just bought some new pretty red shoes at the mall the other day. Sincerely, Hannah.' (Gets a dirty look) WHO STINKIN' CARES?! THIS IS CALLED 'ASK ASHLEY', NOT 'BORE ASHLEY TO STINKIN' DEATH'! (mocking Hannah) 'I'm Hannah and I just bought some pretty new red shoes the other day and I'm an idiot. Blahty-blahty-blahty-blahty-blah!' MAN!"
matthew3alex 2 years ago 3
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Ashley: our next letter is from, Mary Stuart of Reno, NV. Mary writes: Dear Ashley: Thaat's me! Dear Ashley, I like to pig out whenever I'm at home. So far I've cleaned out my refidgerator in the house and I'm getting too stuffed to go outside. What can I do to stop? Well Mary, here's an Idea, YOU SOULD LOSE SOME WEIGHT, YOU LARD BRAIN! TRY SHARING THE FOOD WITH YOUR FAMILY! IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HOUSTON, TX AND FIND HANNAH WOODWARD! MAKE SURE YOU EAT HER SHOES. MAAAN!!!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: Our last letter comes from, Gabriel Robertson, of Atlanta, GA. Gabriel writes: Dear Ashley........ That's me! Dear Ashley, I'm very hairy! In fact, I'm sooo hairy and tall that whenever there's a full moon, I get more hairier and attack other people. So far, I'm responsible for countless of attacks. What's wrong with me? [rudely stares] YOU'RE A STINKING WEREWOLF!!! A very special werewolf who can write. BUT A WEREWOLF NONE THE LESS, YOU HAIRY MORON!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: YOU KNOW, IT'S SHAME YOU'RE THE ONLY WEREWOLF WHO CAN WRITE, BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS SO STINKING STUPID! TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU HEAD TO RENO, NV AND GIVE MARY STUART A GOOD CHASE. SHE THANK YOU FOR HELPING HER LOSING WEIGHT AND THEN THE TWO OF YOU CAN VISIT HANNAH WOODWARD IN HOUSTON. Let me give you one warning, SHE'LL TASTE STINKING STUPID AND BORING! [Calms down] Well that's all the advice I have for you today. Buh Bye everyone.
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: (continued) "ALSO, DON'T GO TO KEY WEST, FLORIDA WHERE ARNOLD PALMER LIVES, BECAUSE THERE'S A STINKIN' HURRICANE THERE!!! MAN!"
matthew3alex 2 years ago
Ashley:[smiles] Our last letter comes from Ryan Bazooka of Annapolis, Maryland. Ryan writes: Dear Ashley.......... Thaaaat's me! Dear Ashley, I like eating chicken noodle soup, but every time I eat it, I always end up going to the bathroom. No matter how much I try to resist the temptation to not throw up, I fail. What's wrong with me? [Gets a dirty look] YOU'RE STINKING SICK! You're down with the flu you numbskull. I'm Ryan and I don't know the flu is and blah-de-blad-de-blah-de-BLAH!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley:[continues] Tell you what Ryan, as soon as you rest up and get better, why don't you take a trip to Lawrence, KS and find Kyle Haley, who doesn't know what a STINKIN TORNADO IS. Then the two of you can go to Key West, FL and look up Arnold Palmer. HE WON'T BE HARD TO FIND BECAUSE HE'LL BE IN HIS ROOM BEING CLUELESS ABOUT WHAT A STINKING HURRICANE IS AND THEN YOU THRE CAN BE BLOWN AWAY YOU BRAIN DEAD FREAKS! [calms down] Well that's all the advice I have for you today, buh bye everyone.
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: (continued) "LET ME TELL YOU RYAN, DON'T GO TO LAWRENCE, KANSAS WHERE KYLE HALEY LIVES FROM THAT STINKIN' TORNADO, AND DON'T EVER GO TO KEY WEST, FLORIDA WHERE ARNOLD PALMER LIVES FROM THAT STINKIN' HURRICANE!!!! MAN! (smiles) Well, that's all the advice I have for you today. Bye-bye everybody!"
matthew3alex 2 years ago
Now this is just a thought I had, this does not reflect my acutal opinion. What if Ashley recieved this letter: Dear Ashley, My little sister sent a question in to you and we saw how you insulted her and called her names. You hurt her feelings! All she did was ask a simple question. Well, I'm going to find you and when I'm through with you, you'll wish you'd never been born. You will pay for your cruelty!
Signed, protective older sibling of letter sender.
I wonder how she would respond to that
graywolf7 2 years ago
i remember she got so mad on one episode she asked the camera man to come close and she smacked the shit out of the camera man lmao does anybody have that episode please if you do post it
corkygutta 2 years ago
Here's one I made up:
Ashley: "Our first letter comes from, Lindsay Wilson from Newton, MA. Lindsay writes, 'Dear Ashley,' Thaaaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, yesterday after I came home from school, I got all soaking wet from the rain. My clothes are all soaked and my hair is all soaked too. Ashley, what can I do to stay dry?' Well Lindsay, here's a little advice. USE A STINKIN' UMBRELLA! AN UMBRELLA YOU WET DIPSTICK! NEXT TIME, DON'T ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE TO KEEP YOURSELF STINKIN' DRY! MAN!"
matthew3alex 2 years ago
Ashley: Our next letter comes from Lucy Lewis of Seattle, WA. Lucy writes: Dear Ashley. Thaat's me. Dear Ashley, there is a wierd little girl who follows me around. When I go to another place, she keeps asking me to play dolls with her. Who is this girl? Lucy, here's my answer SHE'S YOUR LITTLE SISTER! Your sister, you brain dead bimbo. If you want to get to know someone, then go to Newton, MA and find Lindsay Wilson. She won't be hard to find because she'll be soaking wet with no UMBRELLA. MAN!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: "Our last letter comes from Ann Austin from New York. Ann writes: 'Dear Ashley,' Thaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, there's this weird animal that lives in my house. It's medium, it meows and it gets chased by dogs. What is this animal in my house?' Ann, here's a thought: IT"S YOUR STINKIN' CAT! YOUR CAT, YOU STUPID IDIOT! (mocks) "My name is Ann and I'm confused that this animal is cat. And blahty, blahty, blahty, blahty, blah!"
matthew3alex 2 years ago
Ashley: (continues) "TELL YOU WHAT ANN, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMEONE NOT WEIRD AND MYSTERIOUS, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A TRIP TO SEATTLE, WA, AND FIND LUCY LEWIS! SHE"S THE CHICK WHO'S CONFUSED ABOUT HER STINKIN' LITTLE SISTER! THEN, YOU TWO CAN GO TO NEWTON, MA, AND FIND LINDSAY WILSON, AND ALL THREE OF YOU CAN USE LINDSAY'S STINKIN' UMBRELLA AND KEEP YOU ALL STINKIN' DRY FROM THE STINKIN' RAINSTORM! MAN! Well, that's all the advice I have for you today. Bye-bye, everybody!"
matthew3alex 2 years ago
Ashley: Thaaaaaaaat's Meeeeeee! Hi, I'm Ashley and I'm here to answer more of your letters. The first on is from, Arnold Palmer of Key West, Florida. Arnold writes: Dear Ashley...... Thaat's me. Dear Ashley, it has been raining for the past three days and the wind has been hurling at my house debris. Every time I try to throw it out, it keeps coming back in. Ashley, what is this mysterious thing?
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley:[continued]Good question, Arnold, I think I know what it is. YOUR HOUSE IS BEING DESTROYED BY A STINKING HURRICANE!!!! IT'S A HURRICANE, YOU NIMROD! What kind of idiot writes to a show, not knowing what a hurricane is? Everyone has knowin about it, except you. Instead of being in yor room, wondering about what a hurricane is, get out of your stinkin house RIGHT NOW!!!!! MAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
ladyfire44 2 years ago
Ashley: "Our next letter comes from, Kyle Haley from Lawrence, KS. Kyle writes: 'Dear Ashley,' Thaaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, there's this a twisting strong wind outside. It whrils around in circles, and it destroys my neighborhood and my house was almost destroyed. Ashley, what is this twisting wind?' Kyle, I know what this wind is. IT'S A STINKIN' TORNADO! A TORNADO, YOU TWIT! NEXT TIME, DON'T WRITE ME ANOTHER LETTER WHILE THERE'S A STINKIN' TORNADO!"
matthew3alex 2 years ago
Here would be my question to Ashley: Dear Ashley, if you're so tired of people asking you stupid questions then why don't you just quit?
How would she respond to that?
graywolf7 2 years ago
the same way she would with stupid people asking stupid questions
ladyfire44 2 years ago
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graywolf7 2 years ago
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graywolf7 2 years ago
that I wouldn't know.
ladyfire44 2 years ago
terrible quality
Jai938 2 years ago 2
her fake name is Ashley, which is my name, her real name is Amanda, which is my sisters name. :D lol!
Ashley1231993 2 years ago