TISM I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt

[C2ntCh6culaR]

lol what a cunt

[toddskillingtime]

still a cunt.

[trickynic66]

Rahahahahahahahahaha.Best Comment EVER

[toddskillingtime]

Wow, you're louder than smashing fuckwits.

[LegendKiller39]

Does anyone think that Bruce Ruxton had this song play at his funeral? Seeing as he really enjoyed it and all lol

[ticosexy22]

You guys are cunts!

[duffbowl]

Fuck it hurts to listen to this song, knowing there is the most depraved line I've ever heard in a song...

"I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows"

TISM suck!

[sunsetdreams777]

O hell ya

[awemazingjo]

cunt's cant fuck.

[Grizzbiz57]

There's a song of Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson's .... " You Can't Say Cunt In Canada"

[mtext]

@Nogli: see also Jarvis Cocker - Cunts Are Still Running The World

[ravingyidspur]

Nogil I've heard of them you CUNT!

[Nogli]

@ravingyidspur Ha ha! Awesome. I came to that conclusion because I am now in the middle of a music journalism degree, lectured by some veterans of the music journalism business. Despite their expertise, they can't recall anything of This Is Serious Mum. It's a pity.

[ravingyidspur]

@Nogli fair play to you not taking offence, non was meant. My daughter is just about to start her 2nd year of a journalism degree, but not specific to music, althought it is a huge interest in her life. She is 19 and has been exposed to TISM, so if you're creative you can get stuff!

[ravingyidspur]

you can say that again!

[TheWildswan69]

why does that picture turn me on? very strange.

[DJLickpenny70]

Without doubt one of Australia's best bands. But christ fancy having Nic Cester for a nephew, how ashamed would Eugene be.....

[absolutelyfree1963]

They stick it up those singing nuns from the 1960's too. Cool.... (K3wL)

Now I just have to remember the name of that horrible song those nuns sang...

[xWESTLAKE]

Cunt. 

[blackcat333ful]

Catchy tune................Like it.

[kieran9093]

Henry B Flaubert was a cunt, but only Ron h Barassi was a fucking cunt!!!!!!!!!!!

[PLATINFERN]

These guys are pulling the piss on you all. No one knows who they are.

[WellBalancedGuy]

@PLATINFERN * Ron Hitler-Barassi (Peter Minack): Vocals

 * Humphrey B. Flaubert (Damian Cowell): Vocals / Drums * Jock Cheese (Jack Holt): Bass / Vocals * Eugene de la Hot-Croix Bun (Eugene Cester): Keyboards * Jon St. Peenis: Saxophone / Vocals * Les Miserables: Dancing / Vocals

[Mad1dowg]

@PLATINFERN

they're like lawyers and rummerd to be a judge.

[jelca21]

the awkward moment when your school teacher was the lyric writer for this band haha

[elswanno]

There is an actual music video for this song although I doubt YouTube would allow it since it essentially a "porno" that mimics the Mimi McPherson sex tape. There's a great bit where the guy in the video walks in wearing cricket pads and a Jeff Kennett mask. If anyone has this video please try posting it. Funny funny stuff.

[Mrombreful]

fuck the fucken fuckers u cunts

[justin39a]

I am so sorry Bleeter

Made a mistake

Bleeter is a CUNT

[justin39a]

Bleeter is shit

[asdfghjklkjhgfdsa555]

@justin39a you obviously are not a big fan of tism, bleeter is more of a fan than you

[Bleeter]

TISM are shit.

[RobtimusPrime09]

Like if you want this as Christmas number 1 next year :3

[texaspete33]

2 people are fucking cunts.

[katholickunt]

"I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum"

"I might not be homosexual but I've slept with a guy who's one"

"I might not tell the truth all the time, hey what's your mother's number"

ha ha

[deckomanilo]

@katholickunt i'd like to bash you you fucking cunt for repeating the lyrics in a post, you shit me cunt

[OffensiVe105]

ha ha i love this song cus its so funny cus its true

[179107199999]

sounds pretty good.Weird but good.

[Blueythegroper]

It's worth listening to a spread (pardon the pun) of TISM. They have the refreshing world view of people who know how it works and yet can say what they really think. Anonymous record company execs, lawyer etc. Listen to Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance from start to finish, if you can find it. You won't be disappointed. These guys are the goods.

[anthonyhawthorne101]

What's the point in this song. No art in this song at all.

[thescabman]

@anthonyhawthorne101 Yeah, they're just being cunts.

[knotcrazy]

@anthonyhawthorne101 ur a fukwit

[knotcrazy]

@anthonyhawthorne101

ur a fukwit..

[willem4759]

@anthonyhawthorne101

you're a fucking cunt

[fatpizzaman]

This should have been played on rage, video hits and on Triple M and B105s 'A' playlist.

[Bleeter]

TISM ARE SHIT

[fatpizzaman]

@Bleeter you are a fucking cunt for sayint that. fuck off!

[becks0812]

what a shit song... the website is Fuckking shit!!!

[chrispy3210]

Come on mate, don't be such a fucking cunt. That's not a real website, but the name of their 1998 album on which this song appears. Their whole existence is to take the piss out of themselves and everybody else.

[muddwell]

@chrispy3210 He may be a cunt, but I wouldnt go as far as calling him a fucking cunt.

[chrispy3210]

Yes, I agree - I'd had a few too many shandies when I posted that one - was the lemonade talking...

[Applemask]

@chrispy3210 It was a real website.

[OlegKerpotkin]

Es best chorus in history ov choruses!

[MaiFireKitty]

This song gets stuck in my head for days and I wander around offending EVERYBODY. Fucking awesome xD

[wildpie]

awsome voice!

[Nogli]

This was the song that got me interested in the first place.

I was an English Language student and we were doing work about profanity and sexual synonyms, spending about three weeks discussing the taboo of the word 'cunt'. Loads of songs have the word 'fuck' in but I couldn't think of any with 'cunt' so I looked it up and this was the song I found I've been hooked ever since.

I bought all their albums (postage cost more than the CDs). I don't know anyone who's heard of them in the UK!

[fatpizzaman]

@Nogli TISM did a tour of the UK back in the late 90's. Instead of playing at places like Wembley Stadium like the rock gods they were in Oz, they only did shitty little pubs that the likes of Macc Lads and Roy Chubby Brown's fans frequented.

[Nogli]

@fatpizzaman I remember finding that out and being annoyed, thinking 'oh crap I missed it'. And then realized I was about 9 at the time! It does make me wonder how well they went down and how many people turned up. It can't have been incredibly successful if they didn't catch on here and they never came back.

[drchoc22]

@Nogli Been into them since 1990, pomming it up in Blighty.

[joedz2]

@Nogli Doesn't suprise me too much because their humour and references were very 'Australian'. Ironic in a way, because the only place they toured outside of Australia was the UK in 1996!

[Nogli]

@joedz2 They did! I sent an email to Damian Cowell (Humphrey B Flaubert) asking what happened here, whether people actually attended and how well they were received. I got a response and they were a rousing success apparently, selling out. However, the audiences were primarily ex-pat Australian crowds, with only one of their shows having any sign of a Brit being in the building! I wish I'd got to see it, but I was only 6 at the time!

[fantasy0coach]

@Nogli

Kevin bloody Wilson. "Santa Claus you cunt where's my fucking bike".

[888kabe]

@Nogli this is serious mum

[ArchieMoore]

@Nogli ha.. that's a great story. They did play one gig in London.

[tolleytossa]

@Nogli Cunt

[Matt1988C]

@Nogli Kunt and the Gang will hrt your brain.

[zaprutertape]

fuckkk yesss!!!!!!!! win win win!!!!

[nothing53172]

Just pure awesome!!!

[irjupp]

thanks for the upload. This song is brilliant!!!