Duke Nukem Mobile CELL PHONE review

[MSteniente77]

who the fuck plays a mobile game while you are driving!?¿!

you should pay more atenttion to the road than the game

[smokescreenSA]

"Here is the final boss of the game, he is as hard as a dead mans genitals." Lmao oh my god, your a cowabunga fucking genius

[jordirapper]

"anyways, after a long drinking sesion, there is nothing i like to do more than drive 60 miles per hour through a residential neigbourhood while playing games on my celular phone."

o.O HAHAHAAA so funny

[slugfestdude]

LMAO

[bioo80]

I was just about to Watch my VHS of Austin Powers 2 and you gave me a Spoiler!!

[joshyland]

I laughed and want to laugh again; subscribed

[foof811]

Why were you dressed like a priest?

[naruto181800]

@foof811 igsrj emo

[pwnerranger]

Hey, i think the Archfeind has the same house, car, phone, game, tea collextion, reveiws. Just wanna say HI>

[Banjokazooiemaster]

"After a long drinking session, there is nothing I like to do more than drive sixty miles per hour through a residential neighborhood, while playing games on my cellular telephone."

[SynthesizedThemes]

@Banjokazooiemaster Thank you sir, that is exactly what i came here to say. It is my number 1 favorite IGSRJ moment.

[TheSSgator15]

@whaowman biggest loser nerd ever!

You'll never be like anyone w/ a social life!

[iloveseku]

How can people like Irate Gamer and AVGN and not like IGSRJ? Irate Gamer was NEVER funny, AVGN has been on cruise control lately, spewing the same few dozen catchphrases and putting Mike Matei on (The comedy equivalent of late-stage AIDS).

IGSRJ is real game review comedy. He never recycles his jokes like AVGN, who has become the Dane Cook of game reviews. Yea, we get it youd rather fuck dogs and eat shit than play video games. Now lets watch Mike take a CGI shit on your face for 8 minutes.

[maggosh]

@iloveseku Never? Do your ears have "White Castle" permamently censored?

[atomicenergy97]

@IntelgratedShiznit Yeah, the controls are terrible but the gameplay is awesome, but i agree it's better on a computer... my point was just that this 2d game was just really terrible and on iPod it cost 5x less for a complete 3d game. :)

[unitedoverload2]

hmm 4th AVGN

[atomicenergy97]

Hahaha nice one! Your my favorite reviewer, the computer's voice is making me laugh! :)

And what is wrong with the price?? 5.99$?? What the hell i got duke nukem 3D for iPod touch for only 0.99$, better than this shit, lol.

[antolives]

mario clip = epic win

[TobiFan12345]

if you made more videos you would be te best reviewer

youre still my favorite though

[whaowman]

worst game reviews ever!

you'll never be like spoony one!

[sebamkfan]

IGSRJ > IRATE GAMER

[MultiGreenwood]

@sebamkfan annybody>Irate Gamer lol

[sebamkfan]

@MultiGreenwood mmm, true and not true, its the weakest of the famous reviewers, but still not the worst reviewer on the whole youtube

[MultiGreenwood]

@sebamkfan yeah i guess youre right :/

[sebamkfan]

@MultiGreenwood he has his funny moments, very few but still I prefer AVGN and NC

[MultiGreenwood]

@sebamkfan yea i know

[monauraldaredevil]

haha grabziplock instead of grabbag XD

[VenusVoicez]

Anyone who is fooled by the phone photoshop under the wheel effect is clearly as dumb as a pile of shit.

[DOproduction2011]

????????.....

[nintendoor1]

hes copying off of "the irate gamer neo"where he reviews more recent games

[ferdeyanto]

nice review IGSRJ, but you should just delete the game not destroy your phone...:)

[Banjokazooiemaster]

IGSRJ — EMO

AWESOME.

[PhantomJerad]

and Get kicked of youtube !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PhantomJerad]

Archfeind Says You Suck!

[PhantomJerad]

I Think Duke was raised By Ailens In area 51 Kinda Like Wordgirl and Superman

[piggemz]

hard as a dead mans genitals

[ozmoz342]

they were going to continue DNF's fundings and another game will be released

[nelizmastr]

60MPH through a resedential area LOL

[cubeb3]

gahaahaha

[bioo80]

Hey be scared now because Duke Nukem Trilogy is going to be on DS and PSP Portable Duke Nukem will Never End

[oxe161]

@bioo80 im not gonna fight you...

[VinsaneOne]

@oxe161 ...i'm gonna kick your ass!" from DNMP

[oxe161]

@VinsaneOne lol

[PhantomJerad]

Bicth!

[TheBlueLepercon]

lawl nOt...best duke nukem is on pc

[IHAZIAIRID]

i used to have that piece of shit pre paid phone it was 20 dollars at wal mart

[faceSSScase]

that phone sucks

[Banjokazooiemaster]

LOL EMO

[Corndog3003]

This is great. lol

[DukeNukem2020]

ah memories. I used to have Virgin Mobile. Is Duke Nukem Mobile available on Sprint?

[fckedup101]

when is 3D Realms gonna make Duke Nukem Forever,it has been ten fucking years,jesus

[TheKoosalagoopagoop]

never.

[fckedup101]

kinda figured that

[LinkaleeLewis]

Dude, it's a horrible game for a horrible platform. Did anyone ever expect it to be any good in the first place?

[MrW00fers]

the sound when u die is also the sound that the aliens in doom do when they die

[StuBackbreaker26]

fuckin funny

[CecoBg3]

lol this game sucks

[C17policeforce]

i like to drive 100 miles an hour instead of 60

[C17policeforce]

... and i drive towards oncoming traffic in downtown johannesburg =P

[TheSunzuki1]

....and live in your parents basement. Come on man, you call yourself "combine 17 policeforce um bad asssss, lolz hl2 pwnzzzzzzzz har har, Alyx Vanze is hawt".

[C17policeforce]

we dont have a basement u cum shot and unlike U i dont jack off to video game chars 24/7 no matter how detailed they look i have muh gf for that

but yes half life 2 is fucking awesome

[TheSunzuki1]

liek omgzzzzz, Alyx izzz hawt, Combine for teh win! Uber Uber Pwnge! blah blah, hl2 rulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[C17policeforce]

luls

[EdikShepherd]

Hey, I don't care how much of a dickweed C17Policeforce is, don't make fun of mah Half Life.

[Lachlant1984]

I have to agree with you, I suppose if he doesn't, people will say that he's directly copying AVGN, which he's doing anyway.

[mlwy45]

thank god my old virgin moble phone was ripped off, but anyway Duke Nukem Rocks (on consloes or PC) and i wish 3D Realms would release something new. DooM had its total revamp with the thrid one time for the alien ass-kicker to get his realistic (game wise) shot into the new year.

[Hedwig214]

I love Duke Nukem

[curmos]

Your Dad told me he has the fiercest set of nipples. I'm really proud of him!!

[1Hol1Tiger]

it's a joke his real face in on Archfiend's page, cause he is Archfiend

[vayansetodos55]

is he really the Archfiend?

[UkViper1]

yupp

[uniongrunt]

hes not the archfiend

[johnshepherdsg]

damn that game is dumb,i like the duke nukem games but thats just BS.thanks 4 the worning

[gamejerk147]

I have the same phone as him cool

[DallasCowboys158]

at 2:40 in bottum left corner it says damn, im good

[pjthekilla]

"Here is the final boss of the game, He is as hard as a dead mans genitals." LOL!!!!

[Cyrus150]

"That's why my cell phone vibrates more than a fucking dildo"

lol. awesome review.

[friik100]

LOL! :D

[mkrulz77]

lol a shit oreo cookie

[residentevil2445]

i liked duke nukem 3d

[blitzking14]

lol whats with the white castle jokes do they make u shit alot or simething????

but funny vid man 5/5

[zoasz]

did he actually destroy the mobli ?!XD

[awesomeimagination]

reply to zoasz: no, of you look closely you can see that he's just backing up, the phone he ran over was just computer effects.

[IGSRJ]

That phone is history. I ran that shit over.

[OmegaTrooper]

dude your so fucking awesome. keep making reviews!

[Moshm4n]

I gotta admit, this was good.

[pjthekilla]

Wats that old skool song at the end? I heard that B4 but i cant think of it.

[soadfan4life1995]

2:49 duke has a camel toe unlike G.I.Joe

[emopyrotiger]

fucking hilarious

[dogking708]

lol you breaked your cellphone

[metroidprimefan18]

Sub Zero's Ice Cubes LOL!!!

[jessiejealousyX]

dude u sound like microsoft sam. i have duke nukem 3D atomic edition.

[XxTodesengelxx]

Your phone is vibrating more then a fucking dildo.

That game sucks ass.

[Danstar82]

this logo kicks ass.. but the game is just ass!

lol

[kinziechem]

How Do You Get This Computer Voice?

[Strideo1]

He's a robot.

[TheSnakepoison]

@Strideo1 he sounds like Duke nukem =D

[yoshiboshialt]

This is Microsoft Sam. Its in "Narrator".

[iDarbert]

No it's not. IBS is Microsoft Sam

[Rupenbritz]

I L O V E Y O U. Lol this is the best reviewer on whole youtube.. i mean cmon who is more classic and retardedily fun then IGSRJ? :P AVGN is original i guess but he kinda acts it out :P i like how he uses "computer" voice and the jokes and shit he makes make me rofl so hard it hurts :P keep it up lol

[JadedAltruist]

You are seriously the funniest game reviewer on youtube, bar none.

[crazydude235]

IGSRJ EMO = Irategamer NEO

jesus I can't get over that. You parody every intricate detail of IG's show, and I think it's absolutely hilarious. 5/5

[fjmnkl]

dukes baaaaack OMG there making ANOTHER NEW DUKE game omg were all going to die holy shit

[hockeyboy1231]

I was playing games on my cellular telephone while I was driving 60 mph through my neighborhood and I ended up hitting a speed limit sign, lol. Actually I just took a turn too fast.

[HerculesOMAIOR]

i hv the game...

i only want Duke Nukem on my mobile.

but i cant admit its so CRAPPY GAME!!! but unfornetly it is.

Got to say the truth.

[IGSRJ]

Why would anyone want this piece of shit for free? You should pay me to download it.

[DarkLink9393]

That didn't make any sense.

[Godsmack9494]

how u say motherfucker is funny :)

[TheHJman]

I love your commented reviews! They´re so humorous!

[ThisIsEDX]

They also have a duke nukem game on the gameboy color...

[melvoin]

the way he says pigcops makes me giggle

[judekhanzo]

Nice car

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

lol igsrj emo. not neo.

[MrGamer100]

Lol you are really funny dude! You actually crushed your cell at the end!

[GreaselPwner]

"Instead of it being called Grabbag, it should be called Grabziplock", LOL :)

[cleftronix]

I mean driving 60 MPH and playing a mobile cell phone game at the same time, takes real skillz.

[insomnniac22]

Damn, these White Castle things make me laugh my ass off! Dude you're one of the best spoofers on whole Youtube!

[yagman23]

lol nice commentary at the end!

[kaktuzz]

mother fucker

[yohatube]

igsrj emo!!!!!!!!

[GANGSTANAM3]

lol

[cleftronix]

Ok, there is another Duke game called Duke Nukem 3D mobile, and you play from the first person perspective. You should review that one!

[cleftronix]

I would like to add how pro IGSRJ with his reviews, and these great reviews should be watched by all before buying a game.

Also, I noticed IGSRJ's highly skilled gameplay, so obviously he knows what he is talking about, making the reviews even more valuable. Idiots who complain about IGSRJ's gameplay, are low skilled noobs who know nothing about stellar gameplay skillz.

[youngyasha]

i agree with you*thumbs up*...but no body listened to him with super mario3

[rashad123us]

Just as much as you do although it seems to run smoother on the sidekick LX...I played duke nukem in the past and expected something better than this shit. It was like playing a game on those 250-games-in-one cheap-o chinese made hand-held pieces of shit.

[rashad123us]

I should of watched this before I bought this piece of shit game.

[IGSRJ]

How do you like it?

[dipship123]

thank my ass i have boost

[cleftronix]

FUNNY STUFF! 5 stars.

[edy18620]

i was about to buy it kool thanks for preventing me man

[FinalFront]

Haha!! XD

[TronmanZ]

Duke is an alien! Funny review

[ScarecrowZero]

excellent and funny review, please do the sequel on the movil phone. the fans want it.

[IGSRJ]

The fans will have to donate it because I'm not paying another $5.99 for a pile of ass.

[dupahh]

Lol download it on the internet for free

[DOOMER23JK]

i didnt like it

[IGSRJ]

Neither did I. This game sucks.

[HyperBuu]

Was that comment at the end made to mock Irate lol? XD

[Zolega89]

i see you're good at multitasking.

[bmollet1983]

I laughed when you ran over your cell phone, please keep the reviews coming.

[Dentolux]

Wow this looks horrible. Thanks for warning us so we don't buy it. I cannot however fathom how it's possible to make a video game review without Wikipedia for "research" hehe.

[IGSRJ]

Yeah, the tragic part is that it cost me $5.99! The game designers should be paying me to play it.

[relicz1]

ive never seen this game but shit worst one i have ever seen pc version way better than this crap i dont blame him

[Zezlemet]

Furthr proving what I always thought: Just bring portable system when you go out and screw your cell phone except for simple games bejewled or teris which arent worth the 30-40 dollars of owning on a ds or psp

[SpaceyAtariQueen]

dont go emo to mexico you'll get jumped

[IGSRJ]

Good advice!

[sactown96]

Any why the fuck is Rick Roll a related video? Well, after doing some research I found out that Cell phones were actually created to Rick Roll people. Pretty cool huh? Way to go EA!

[wormwood5073]

You're really funny, dude. I like your stuff. Keep it up!

[sactown96]

I'm going to start every converstaion from now on like this video, "motherfucker".

[IGSRJ]

Works with the ladies, too!

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Hard as a dead mans genitals, this was a hilarious review, my goodness, youre actually better than AVGN, the guy has gotten soft and just advertises Rocky and shit, lawls!

[TheDeftGamer]

dude dont drive and text !!!!

seriously, that would have been hilarious if you did that in the whole video !lol!

[Zolega89]

Nice Neon!

[TheCommanderNZ]

Thanks for the Review IGSRJ, After watching this I know I wont be touching this cowabanga cow shit game with a 10 foot pole.

[IGSRJ]

This game was so disappointing.

[ERMAC747]

so wait hes emo now? i dont care ill support his show emo or not

[piplupZero]

Hes called emo to rip of the Irate neo see

[ramon88us]

lol is IGSRJ EMO a supposed to be a parody of Irate Gamer NEO?

[dakarus]

OH WOW

[nicknukem7]

its only a cell phone game relax don't need to give it a review

[dakarus]

shut the fuck up.... hes trying to be funny and your not him... -_-

[nicknukem7]

not shit I'm not him I never said I was

[zodawg0079]

"Shit oreo cookie" LMAO!!!!! Great review, as always.

[JoeyDrunko]

The Narc music at the end was fucking PERFECT! I love that game, even though the NES version was heavily censored (taking drugs out of a game about killing drug dealers is never a good idea).

[sactown96]

After doing some research I found out that cell phones were first invented for talking on and not for gaming. Muthafucking Cowabunga Shit.

[VonHOG]

I only made it so that youtube doesn't cancel my show

hahahaha

[VonHOG]

I only made it so that youtube doesn't cancel my show

hahahaha

[ajuntapall78]

Oh, man! This is hilarious! I wish you could make a new review every day! By the way, the ending line in this one is classic :D

[burgy8]

lmao keep em coming

[SF3sfan]

it looks like a downgraded version of Duke Nukem manhattan project game

[TheArchfiend]

Great review. What a total shit game. How can they not address and explain Duke killing all those aliens if he was in fact one himself all along?

P.S., there are no White Castle's in California. ;)

[dudefather]

you should have done more research before playing this game