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  • I actually played all variations of this game (besides the 360 version) since its first "Simple Series" release oh so long ago. It's a fanfare game (if you don't know what a fanfare game is, just look up Dead Or Alive Xtreme).... simple as that. Fanfare games don't have to be great, but this game is a lot better than any other fanfare game to date (well.... without being Hentai). The combat is better than he gives it credit for though.

  • You have to be fucking retarded to get any enjoyment out of this game. I can't imagine having any fun with this even if I'm stoned out of my mind

  • how the woman on End looks @him XDDDDD

  • LOL

    BOOBIES.

  • listen i like this game, if you hit up dressup mode you can make the girls slightly less slutty, if you think its to easy crank the difficulty and if you don't want to buy 20 dollars worth of dlc then don't buy it, end of story.

  • Sill, looks better and more interesting than Dynasty warriors. I saw the film before hearing about the games but its the same idea. BTW loved the Soliel/crusader of the Century music at the start of the vid.

  • I find this review to be lacking experience with the game a bit. A lot of reviewer's don't actually play the game fully, or even bother to read the manual... There's a huge variety in ways to kill the zombies. There was no mention of the special moves, special combo move set, transformations, Annna's gun sets, switching single to dual blades, or many of the other attacks. He didn't even mention the clothing system. As for "Bad AI" the game has 5 DIFFICULTY SETTINGS. Try not playing EASY then.

  • im buying this game is only like 5 bucks in gamestop well actually 4 bucks since i get a discount i mean how bad can this game be?

  • @tekhnokilla I just bought it for 5 bucks. Already spent 10 hours on it, and still loving it. It's seriously under rated by these reviewers who don't bother to play the game seriously. He complained in this video about "Bad AI who are stupid even for zombies" but he was clearly playing on Easy when the game has 5 difficulty settings... You'll love the game, and its well easily a bargain for 4 bucks. DLC content or not, the game is way better than this guy's video is giving it credit for.

  • ahahahaha great review

  • This game may be repetitive and needs more varity but who cares? It has zombies, swords, a few guns, sexy characters and more zombies, it's a basic hackNslash which people love, deal with it.

  • @massacrejustin123 well, if it keeps as this and is not considered good, it's Ok. Just is a waste of money if I can rent it...

  • @massacrejustin123 i think u would like left for dead 2 with Nude Zoey mod + 3rd person mod lol

  • lol sounds from disgaea

  • Haha, I have this game...I have to admit the loading screen IS the funnest part. XD

  • LOL the back of the motorbike spells "OTO" XD

  • try to watch the last pic without lauthing.

  • this guy doesnt know jack shit about gaming and is probably a very masculine woman (yes, offence intended), and to agree with nightsavior1; why do you people always think that they never got laid? they probably have a whole harem which is more compared to you as you are 1 of those ppl that is 40 and still lives in your mothers basement masturbating.

    Now what you got biatch?

  • @OmgFtWoW you are indeed one of the rare few who i agree with,but your wrong,they are 50 living in their grandmothers basement eating tostinoes pizza rolls.

  • @IamSalimas finally some1 who sees the truth, and not them mainstream opinion about us gamers/otaku's (yesh im a mixture of both). thank you kindly sir, you made my day :D

  • lmao good job with this. the end made me rofl!

  • Eh, it's a "budget title". I think that says it all. I didn't expect "perfection" and at least it was fun hack n slash. Killing the zombie killer whale was awesome in a ludicrous kinda way. As for the "developers never gettin laid" comment why do we always go there when a game shows off sexy characters? So anyone involved in creativity with hot female characters should be shunned? C'mon. Get over the neo victorian "sexual shame"soap box ranting.

  • @nightsavior1 "So anyone involved in creativity with hot female characters should be shunned?"

    No dude...but when a game is all about that it comes to be true >_>

    that hack'n'slash was fun? really? well....that is.....your opinion.....

  • Dena is not Pleased! >:|

  • Where was Dante when all of this was going on!?

  • i got the Wii version ( for 5 $ btw ) and for this cheap price its ok. It´s not great but the seting is so stupid that is ok to play this game when frends are around and wou whant a cheap laught.

  • very good game, by the way it is called the song that you start the video

  • I dont even know why this was ported over in the US. Culture based on christianity and with victorian attitude towards sexuality would never understand this. Japan is a sexually supressed culture. We view this type as a humor. Much like you guys laugh about abstact rude crazy situation like the southpark. In Japan, we dont shy away or feel awkward those these digital babes...

  • @tkoizumi

    sexually supressed culture?

    is that why you guys puke into each others mouths and have a strange thing about making tenticle rape cartoon porn?

  • You are the men! XD (girlfriend sight...priceless)

  • lol titting time bomb

  • I still don't get how the gameplay is dull... okay I understand repetitiveness but still, is the prob not having combos?

  • randomly picked up the Wii version when I saw it for 5€ (~6$) yesterday. Couldn't go wrong with such a concept for that price, I guess lol

  • 16 years old. Ayane and Kazumi's official Japanese ages are 16 Ayane and 17 Kazumi and they're womanly. Saki needs to grow a bit more.

  • that lady at the end looks mad/annoyed that was a bout the same look i got from my ex when she sew me playing it hehe

  • @toonimiKID thats probably part of the reason why she's ur ex.

  • @MackDDK she knew what she was getting her self in to when she meet me and that would be a lot of disappoint ^_~

  • 1:31 What the fuck is that?

  • Lame,, if you could custom the girls clothing it would be great. But do you want nerds to buy this game for BIRDIES?! heck they can wear a spacesuit and it would be fun.

  • @KojiAnsatsusha yeah you can customise the girls clothes

  • LOL, great review.

  • Damn, if only there was a strip club in this game, then this game could really start to kick it off. OH and maybe even a WATER SLIDE TOO!!

  • Yeaah the babes got my attention allright and had me interested for a while, BUT as the gameplay is absolutely horrible, I'm definately not getting it.

    I mean, sure, I like digital babes. They're nice to look at and what would be wrong about sexy portrayals of beautiful women. And boobs ftw. (U know Kim Kardashians ass on your monitor is nothing but pixels aswell)- but if the action and the whole GAME pretty much sucks; I'm not gonna buy it to see some character models for crying out loud. :D

  • @ 0:46 & 0:49 I wish they could of show us the front part of her body. It would of been nice. XD

  • wtf is wrong with people XDDDD

  • people can like this game only becouse in this game is boobs,swords,zombies,bikinis and sexy girls. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • cool

  • by the time you have done watching the first cut scene you would be already on your computer watching porn

  • its like why people play DOA

    -.-''

  • @07mcnallyl I hate DOA, I bought that game with my 360... didn't know wich one it was(pawn shop) and it was DOA Extreme 2 Bewbs and shitty gameplay I can get on Newgrounds for free.

  • @SakuraAvalon If you've played DOA Extreme 2, you really can't say you hate DOA :D Try the damn fighting series, not the fapfest for preschoolers.

  • @SakuraAvalon try the actual fighting game series not the crappy volleyball/casino spinoff

  • This reviewer sounds like he's ADHD...and gay. Very...very...very gay.

  • @KefkeWren Yes, he's so gay he has a girlfriend. 

  • @SakuraAvalon Because gay people NEVER EVER try to hide the fact that they're gay...or have issues with self-denial?

  • @KefkeWren Well, I guess being gay with this game just means your brain functions.

  • @SakuraAvalon Ok...now your last comeback was good. This one's a little weak though. It sounds like you're trying to hard? I just hate it when a good flame war is ruined by the insults sounding too forced and rehearsed.

  • @KefkeWren Nah, it's just there's no point in putting effort in my retorts, when you're arguement is someone's gay for not like CGI bewbs attached to a crap game.

  • @SakuraAvalon That's not my argument at all. My argument is that when you buy a game clearly labeled as "Bikini Samurai Squad" with pictures of scantily clad pixel women on the front, you have no business pretending that you didn't know EXACTLY what kind of game you were getting, and making a review where you gripe about it not being DMC4 isn't fooling anyone.

  • @KefkeWren You know, if you had said that first, I wouldn't have started an arguement. You see, that clearly states your oppinion in a proper manner, rather then calling someone "gay" and ADHD proned.

  • @SakuraAvalon Was shooting for humor. Failed. Apparently, my net-scope needs re-calibrated.

  • Booo

  • Man this game looks kick ass!!! Man these want to be game reviewers honestly i barely think people should even rate games if you dont like the game thats YOUR choice but if you DO like the game thats AGAIN YOUR choice dont let other people decide for you.

  • wow farting power

  • i actually really enjoy this game. i got it for £5 and it reminds me of a cross betweeen zombie revenge on the dreamcast and devil may cry. if you put this disc in your console thinking your gonna be playing a serious game with deep mechanics and a fantasticly penned storyline then fuck you, you deserve the dissapointment. if however you just want an oldschool slice of utter fucking carnage then its great. yeah the motorbike stage sucks but the rest is cool.

  • nothing like a good stress reliever

  • just because you dont like it doesnt mean others wont, i love the games, nothing like a bit of hack'n'slash, btw there were FOUR ZH games(61,80,90 and 101) on the PS2(JP) not 3 only Pal/US had 3

  • lol the end is best XD

  • it's people like him that gives bad reputation to game reviewers.

  • Dude i may just get this because they said it sucks lol X-blade

  • I bought the game for wii at kmart for $25 and I thought it was worth that amount.

  • dude dats cool dat girl got vergil yamato frm DMC at 00:40

  • lol, when you know your games gonna reek of shit, add fit women. Works everytime.

  • ... I actually REEEAAALLLLYYYYYYYYY want this game now...

  • this game is so horrible its good...if that makes sense. cmon who doesnt love half naked japanese chicks slashing a seemingly infinite amount of over the top blood spilling zombies?

  • ...boobies! XD

  • im glad they made this game or this really funny review wouldnt be made!!

  • Hmm, yeah, I wouldn't fight in a bikini when going up against zombies. You're just begging to be bitten.

  • Will the game looks like it would be ok for about 30mins then i would get sick of it because of the limited skills that she can do . But to be rill i would not get this game .

  • PS: after looking at some more videos this game over all is not that bad they have some skills that i did not no about and that was not put in this review so look at some other reviews and then make the chose of if you want to buy this game .

  • this game is awesome. the more experience and higher level you get, the bigger your characters boobs get! lol !

  • Seriously? Dammit, Christmas is already over!

  • yes, seriously! ita AweSoMe

  • at the end was that......

  • funniest review ever:D:D

  • i like it.

  • Final Fantasy 7, best game ever? Possibly!

  • I'm borrowing this game from a friend... I don't think it is the BEST game, but I don't think it's that bad of a game. I like the gameplay, but yeah, I do wish there were different types of attacks you can perform. The zombie clusters are massive and get very tedious after awhile, but I do like the gameplay. I would give it a 7 out of 10, but this is just MY opinion. Fanboys, don't get your panties all in a knot over my comment.

  • I agree with you here bro!

  • I am actually a girl, like you my dear XD

  • haha... I call girls bro as well.

    Nice to see another girl gamer regardless!

  • The intro was probably the best part of this game. Other than that, pretty bad.

  • this gme sucked ass (i've played it cuz my friend wanted to play 2 player) worst 4 mins ever

  • I think its worth buying when its gets cheap

  • madworld have more blood

  • I got the live action movie. i was going to get this game but i change my mind.

  • gud thign i got the wii lol the dream game chicks and boobs jk nah aint getting this game

  • shit game

  • 1:36

    *.*

    ^^

  • I LOVE THE ENDING HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • you are right boobs does sell but im not going to buy that hunk of shit just for boobs lol once that company finds out thier method isnt working anymore lol...

  • The last three seconds of this video are awesome...

  • I got Onechanbara for the xbox and after playing the 360 version and watching some vids of the Wii version, I must say the Wii version looks better. Saki being able to sheath her sword and fight bare handed done it for me. Aya seems to have a variation of different moves in duel wield too. I do enjoy playing the 360 version and I'm planning on downloading Misery & Himiko, I already downloaded Reiko. It's a shame you can't change their costumes though.

  • lets see here....boobs....swords.....zo­mbies.....how can there be anything wrong with that? D:

  • LOL

  • @TheHellBound666

    You might have as well bought yourself a porno if you wanted this game... that's what's wrong with it.

  • @seg162 except this is like a porno I'd be taking part in, just with zombies, swords and lots of blood.

  • @seg162 : So it's a game -and- a porno. I'd say that's what's RIGHT with it. =D

  • @TheHellBound666 Repetition and you spent 60$ for something you could see free at the beach, - the Zombies...

    Or could see free online.

  • @TheHellBound666 I just wanted to see her boobs :D

  • @TheHellBound666 High school of the dead?

  • hack and slash games are supposed to be boring at times, but its still a good game, let down for me because of the d/l content crap -.-

  • I hate it that you dont spell it right ^^

  • I GOT IT FOR 5 POUNDS!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!

  • that was a great review.

  • I played both versions and the game has no damn point its a waste of money......

  • Asian girls tend to either look younger or older than their age

  • or so the stereotype goes desu desu...but its quite incorrect. It's just that the culture in japan is very very into moe and there aren't no american conservatives attempting to censor it. why? why should they?

  • Well, that was from my observation from having been to schools where majority of the girls were asians, in fact, I've never heard anyone say anything like what I've said. As for the moe moe desu desu, whut? This game ain't aiming at moe, and for as far as this series was around moe wasn't a big thing in the days and neither does this game feels like it intends to feed moe lovers

  • lol somebody has no idea wat moe is...it is all about the moe...i mean you got loli bate tsundere..biniki, cow girl...all sorts of different kinds moe thrown in. "back in the day"...moe has been in existance for ages!

  • i would feel stupid playin a girl in bikini with a cowboy hat and samurai sword slashin down zombies this is brain fucked ar yall serious ?

  • this game is for male MMO players that always choose female characters. that's my guess anyways xD

  • Wow you just described me and i think youre right because i absolutley love this game XD

  • wow.......the charecturs are HOT!!!!!

  • Oneechanbra translated is

    "Eldest/Big Sisters' Bra"

  • Haha, my gf would look exactly like yours if I play this game XD

  • aa really like this game in 360 su f@@k you up

  • Were there any words in that?

  • I'm not sure.

    I can't speak moron so I don't know.

  • Love you lee

    keep up yhe great work

  • ehh....i just bought it cuz it had a hot cover....and cmon. girls in bikini's killin stuff. ez achievements. and u can dress em.....hello japan roflolzlmao. obviously this game was looking for some way as an excuse to make a game with bikinis. tada. good job. you found your answer....ZOMBIES!?

  • Bah, repetitive button masher from the looks of it. Great video. Love the photo at the end there.

  • Chaos Legion and Gungrave are repetitive button mashers too; the difference being I'm not embarrassed to play those. =/

    I mean... damn. Even the title makes me wince. I guess it's meant to be lolsome and ironic or something.

    ...It isn't.

  • 'The wii version of this game is fun as hell, I don't know why you even bothered with the 360 version. '

    Err, fanboy?

    anyway wtf, why get the wii version of the 360 if both 'suck'? :S

  • The 360 one was made in 2006 originally, while the Wii one was made in 2008. So the Wii version is not a port.

  • Or rather I should say it isn't a port on the Wii either, it's a sequal of sorts, it minuses the cutscenes and dress up mode but I guess you could say it improves a bit on everything else *shrugs*

  • i agree with the guy below me. they just screwed it up with there sucktasticness.

  • BEST. VIDEOGAME. CONCEPT. EVARRR!!

  • That's the classic "about to get hit" look.

  • este jogo e bue estupido

  • for 30 secends hahahahaha great reviev

  • If you though the game was bad, watch the movie lol!!!^_^

  • Do they moan?

  • OMG it looks like a tit-ing Time Bomb!

  • The wii version of this game is fun as hell, I don't know why you even bothered with the 360 version.

  • I think you meant Resident evil+Devil May Cry+Dynasty Warriors= Ninja Blade! Ok I know it's somewhat of a Ninja Gaiden ripoff and it has QTEs all over the place but that is OVER 9000 times more fun than this halfassed hentai game!

  • I gotta admit I only would get this game because of the pervert in me. and Annna.

  • LOL! Love the ending! I'd feel the same way playing with my guy! XD

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  • nice job on the review. :)

  • ya the one for the wii is alot better

  • Want a good modern beat em' up? Play Madworld!

    P.S. Why would I waste money on a horrible game just for 3D hentai when we have the power..........OF THE INTERNET!

  • Man speaks the truth!!!!

  • Good point just show some girls displaying some flesh and it will see.

  • end was awesome

  • Well.... at least it looks pretty.

  • the end is the best XD kool man XD

  • lee move your heads!!! from teh pic!

  • "In the future, video games will have better graphics than real life so watch out ! "

  • oh yeah whos thinking lara croft real life X D

  • that would be awesome !11!!!1!!

  • I'm the only person enjoying this game. lol

  • Lol the end was hilarious.

    This game was like "O.O"

  • Very sneaky.

  • Oh you cad. What a look at the end of the video.

  • ITS GONNA BLOW! lol i would have never noticed that lee.

  • Excilent review

  • learn to spell EXCRLENTZ

  • Seriously, do we really need a game with ladies in Bikinis and porn? If I wanted to watch porn I would go on the internet. It's not a bad game, I've rented it but it gets extremly boring after a while especially having to read all the text when the characters are talking. The characters are not that bad, but I do agree with Lee about the girl being 16. SHE DOES NOT LOOK 16!

  • lol at Cyborcat glaring at Lee. XD

  • Dena's expression at the end was priceless.

  • loved the end-picture lol! :O

  • Great as usual, Lee. Interesting choice of topic though. Hehe.

  • it'd grab it for $20 :P

  • Lee === awesome