MST3K - Laserblast (part three)

[godi3400]

Wait, so the raygun thing wasn't even covered up or anything...? Just lying in the middle of the desert, seriously?

[NodDisciple1]

2:45 Who's the nerd guy? He sounds so familiar for some reason?  Was he in other films? :?

[TheMerlinOfAR]

@NodDisciple1 that's a young Marilyn Manson.

[Mudvelum]

@NodDisciple1 Thats the guy that played Eugene on Grease and was the voice for Mandark on Dexter's Lab, dunno his name off the top of my head though.

[Mudvelum]

@Mudvelum Eddie Deeze



[Mudvelum]

@Mudvelum n

[thesweetness9967]

Galahad! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Hahaha idk why I love that so much.

[Bondiddley03]

You know your self esteem is at rock bottom when Eddie Deezen is making fun of you.

[1998koko100]

8:26... did he say yaoi

[SpiderxBlue]

@1998koko100 acutally i think it was youly. but we can dream XD

[singinglawnchair]

@1998koko100 "Yahweh", the God of the Bible and Judaism.

[NeverDoubt1]

"Did you say something imperfect?!" Lol

[Gigrantula58]

2:56 "Stephen Stills and Bill Gates"

[mikenike123454]

Ya gotta love those Mark Hammil impersonators

[Dwightsgirl1979]

@mikenike123454 I know right? XD

[ion010101]

"Ignorant talk radio..." lol

[Eddiember]

7:20

Was that a Zelda Reference?

[abmstie]

Nonad? Unfortunate name.

[vonzigle]

3:30 TV's Frank does the voice of the robot---ultra cool!!

[powersoftritone]

Momad, what happens when daleks commit to much inbreeding

[Beast9156]

8:38 the necklace is back in his hand... when it was on his neck the scene before. amazed they didn't catch this.

[Tanyableu]

He's a nice lookin' boy, that Billy!

[kftc88]

Oh Nomad. I love all the Star Trek references and jokes the MST3K guys make.

[powergirl901]

The only film where two losers make fun of the cool guy with the girlfriend, and the cool guy gets totally bummed by it all. Luv this!

[Theburn77]

"I'm gonna drink the HELL out of this Coke."

[smsteve888]

"You might want to calibrate your iron sights. Kinda pulling to the right there."

[RacerXGTO]

"Do the Apes know they are filming in the Forbidden Zone?" ROFLMAO!!!! Ohhhhhhh shiiit, I fell out of my chair laughing!!!!!

[Gigrantula58]

"pa-dew pa-dew pa-dow pa-dow!" It's never good when your hero does that in your film.

[easyeasy506]

you could fit your entire head into his belly button!

[lastxwriter]

Hey, does the geek with the glasses sound familiar, or is it just me?

[ChaoticYak]

Billy, go to Expression B.

Won't he be surprised when he finds out that it doesn't go "pow" but "shwish".

[montyburns9999]

Hi. I'm Max Keller. 

Too awesome. I love the Master Ninja double-shot from season three!!!!!

[hebahabahobaheben]

Love the frightened chimp squeal from Planet of the Apes once the laser fires

[butcheemonk]

ah eat me you fuzzy marshmellow

[bassplace88]

continuity glitch. He put the necklace on, then in the next scene, he has it back in his hand. Cheese at its best! Love the pot and Hank Williams Jr riffs!

[Jaybird196]

Anybody else think this guy looks a little like Christopher Walken?

[mgabbard]

MONAD - LOL !!! At least they didn't call him GONAD...

[ironychan]

Dirty and Hairy.

[Lowbrass64]

I just noticed that Billy puts on the necklace at 8:18 but then at 8:39 he is again holding it in his left hand as before.

Imperfect!

[TimelordR]

2:57-Stephen Stills & Bill Gates...yeah, right.

[LumberjackBonanza]

:27 Too damn high, from that single hit that I coughed out before I inhaled.

Must be some killer shit.

[WaketheSheeple]

6:06 " think of all the dope i can smoke with this...." ha love it.

[Raithious]

Ahhh! The Sinclair station is open! THEY'VE GOT AN AIR HOSE!

[SundownerDrifting]

"Pepsi gave 'em big bucks to put Coke in this movie."

"Hopefully that thing has a shirt-buttoning attachment."

[gundamredframe]

"Excuse me I just crabs from your toilet." LMAO

[paladindarknite]

i love the robot skit! i crackd up all the time, thanks MST3K!

[tk5800]

you boys ready for some FOOTBAWL?1

[MinnowEx]

7:20 makes me lol so hard for some reason.

"Doo doo loo doo doo doo loo doo"

[turb05]

"I'm gonna drink the hell outta this Coke."

[Chanjar]

pepsi is not responsible for any laser injurys sustained 

[ChaoticYak]

Hey! It's that gas station that Frank Lloyd Wright didn't design...

[Haterade2008]

YEAH.... I think you ARE gonna detail my van for $75. LOL

[Irrelevant402]

Pow pow pow!

No...

[durhay]

@:59 Master Ninja I reference?

[ChaoticYak]

@durhay Must be. I just noticed it, too. :)

[Applemask]

Oh, God, I keep forgetting it takes THIS LONG for him to get the god damned laser gun already.

[TheTriforcebearer]

lol

[GialloHorror]

"One of Mr. T's understated pieces" LOOOOOL!

[KillerPikmin]

Yahweh in a can!

[ManaAdvent]

"Dirty and Harry."

"He's gonna get a new baseball cap with a dog turd on it."

"I'm gonna drink the hell out of this Coke!"

"The Navajos get all the good land."

"Can't we just visit mom in Acapulco?"

"Hopefully that thing has a shirt buttoning attachment."

[spleonar]

Once you are over the age of 11 you should never say "pow".

[watda74]

-Well, if you'll excuse I gotta bag o' Mama Burgers waitin' for me.

Lunchtime! lol

[RowBadMovies]

Anyway...all my rowdy friends are coming over later...

[Dulcimerist]

He put the necklace on and then instantly it was off again. :P

[thisiscowshit1001]

eat me ya fuzzy marshmallow

[AxelTiger]

" I just got crabs from your toilet" XD I lol'd hard!

[Slartibartfass13]

aw, now I'm feeling kinda sorry for monad.

[SantaDog]

Smooch my imperfect little butt, Kiss my shiny metal ass, Robots sure like lip service peformed on their asses...

[ImHeavyWeaponsGuy]

Okay, I'll give you your coke, stop hitting me!

[randyj420]

...well, let's recap the movie so far: somebody went to Acapulco, and somebody almost bought gas...

[KeithRabinJr]

Thats the guy who played Eugene in "Grease"

[watda74]

-He's gonna get a new baseball cap with a fake dog turd on it!

That line generates an instant crack-up every time. X-D

[tagginos]

"Hi! I'm Max Keller"

Awesome callback to season three by Trace on his last show.

[thevoodoosailor]

IF YOU HAVE SOMTHING IMPERFECT TO SAY! YOU CAN SAY IT TO GE GROUP!!

[QuikVidGuy]

*hock* ptoo! *hock* ptoo! *hock* ptoo *hock ptoo! *hock*ptoo*hock*ptoo*hock*ptoo­*hock*ptoo!

[portpowergirl38]

The Nomad skit from Star Trek was freaking hillarious!

[ChaoticYak]

Once you're over the age of eleven, you should not say "pow".

[robdorg]

huagh hua hau hua hua hua

[Theburn77]

what's with the hating on frampton? shame on you

[PooPoo2U]

"oooh, just teases the gas pumps mercilessly"

best line in this one XD

[amcint01]

2:51 - Oh my god, you're implying that Billy is a cool guy!

[changyimei]

@ 8:35 he puts on the necklace, and @ 8:39 it's off again

[applebonker141]

"After all that, its 'pow pow pow'."

"Excuse me, I just got crabs from your toilet." SNERK!

[ChankkSaotome]

Is it just me or does Mike slip at 4:57 and call Tom the VA/Puppeteer's name, Kevin? Prob not but I can't hear him clearly enough to figure out what he DOES say right before "thanks"

[feverdeanmg]

@ChankkSaotome, he says "OK, thanks"

[bowiegirl79]

@ChankkSaotome ..........he just says "ok, thanks" while chuckling

[Jnvlv247]

I hate all the name dropping they do, its not really funny unless ur older

[guysmiley00]

Or you could, you know, research what they're talking about. But then you might learn something, and Lord knows you don't want that.

[Jnvlv247]

If I did that it would take way to long and probably kill the joke because it would be so long :P I think you have to really know the people and live through some of the things they talk about

[uuuultra]

good

[theatr1cal]

POW!

[kpumphrey56]

I think you are going to detail my van for 75 dollars

[torie89]

" i think i'll have that leather vest my friend." hahahahah

[serpico89]

pow pow poow pooww! ...by 11 you should stop staying that...please stop saying that...stopp.. hahaha

[Tex2Nova]

"Hopefully that thing has shirt buttoning attachment!"

[M0VIES4U2]

3:28

[tsartodd]

how much of a dork do you have to be to be picked on by Eddie Deezen? to paraphrase Tom Servo, it's like a bizarro world where the spazzes make fun of the cool guys.

[serpico89]

lmao its the same guy that did mandark's voice in dexter's laboratory.

[bugati666]

monad is my hero

[kftc88]

Love the Star Trek TOS references in this episode.

[Windclaw]

"Eh, eat me, you fuzzy marshmallow."

[maximumkarlnage]

Did you say something imperfect?

[mowque]

Yeah, I think you ARE going to detail my van for 75 dollars.

[bunghole689]

What's that? You want me to go to gym class? I don't think so

[1noen1]

Stephen Stills and Bill Gates!!!!

[didgeboy287]

Looks like Stephen Stills, sounds like Fozzy Bear.

[optimon]

"Well, Merry Christmas everybody."

on an unrelated note, I like how Joel/Mike and the bots occasionally call eachother 'honey'  :D

[MST3K86]

I completely agree :) I always found it so sweet when that would say honey to one another.

[VolkswagenNut1969]

"I'm gonna drink the hell out of this Coke!"....

I don't know why, but that just killed me! Probably because the kid was striking such a ridiculous pose while preparing to drink! XD

[BeeDub57]

0:35 "Honk, honk, hooooooooonnnnnnnnk!"

[CoffeeSquid]

3:30 Monad :D

[SinnFein4ever]

Is it just me, or does anybody else think that "Billy" (the blond kid who's the star of this movie) looks a lot like a really young version of William Sadler (the guy who played the sherriff on Roswell)?

[solemfero]

"Wow, if there was ignorant talk radio in the 70's I sure would agree with it."

[edsch21988]

lol "God" in a can

[BryonYoungblood]

"Yeah, eat me, ya fuzzy marshmellow!"

Bryon

[hyousai]

I love the monkey noises.

[edsch21988]

freakin' funny = )

[watda74]

"Get out into space, ya dumb robot!"

"Make me sick"

"DOORKNOB!"

Even a finely-tuned, perfectly programmed automaton like MONAD is no match for Mike and the Bots. lol

[Applemask]

...pow?

[Applemask]

Monad's right, Mike lying to him doesn't mean he's imperfect.

[seanThree16]

Anybody wanna go drive around a gas station with me?

[InfiniteExistance]

"Hi, I'm Max Keller." I love it..

[DMCdawg]

POW POW POW POW POW

[myronfalwell]

Whoa... Funky Winkerbean AND Albert Belle? TWO Cleveland references in less than one minute! That's awesome!

[mowque]

I'm gonna drink the hell out of this Coke

[CFCcelery119]

So Albert Belle did cork his bat

[hpa2005]

"Funky Winkerbean!"

[SoftBank47]

Won't he be surprised when he finds out it doesn't go POW but FWEESH!

[sokarsfleet]

Why on gods green earth would they make Eddie Deezen of all people into a bully.

[MisterOCD]

Aw, MONAD should've stayed with them...

[dresden51]

"Pepsi gave 'em big bucks to place Coke in this movie."

[23Jacked]

POW

POW

POW

POW

[SoftBank47]

Once you're over the age of 11 you should not say POW.

[0okamino]

Forget about Spuds MacKenzie. Clearly Eddie Deezen and Mike Bobenko are the original party animals. Up all night and not even sleepy? Wow! How do they do it?

"You wouldn't believe what just happened at Dealey Plaza!"

[PdubthePatriot]

"Dirty and Hairy"

[hpa2005]

"Stephen Stills and Bill Gates"

[Gomess]

Man, I'd be pissed too if Handsome Tom and 8-Bit Mickey started taunting me from their convertible.

[Tareltonlives]

You just made me squirt milk out of my nose. The resemblance is uncanny

[whoisdickieschnabel]

@Tareltonlives I spilled my bong water! :D

[javenetti]

a thing out in space that think's it's so perfect and wants to destroy everything that isn't, i smell dalek, kevin really makes a lot of doctor who references, he must be a fan

[Gomess]

Well, actually it's pretty obviously based on NOMAD, but yeah.

[BlueKyne]

Where else have I seen that nerdy kid in the convertable before? He was in a few "sexplotation" movies after this, I'm sure of it! Anyone know is name? The movies he appeared were alway oddly silly.

[exophthalmos]

That's Eddie Deezen. He was Eugene in Grease and he does quite a bit of voice work, including Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory.

[mick005usa]

@exophthalmos he was also in Wargames, with Matthew Broderick, iirc

[jeste4187]

@exophthalmos He also was in Polar express with tom hanks as the voice of the knowitall kid.....also acted in war games

[VanillaSwirlsOfDoom]

@exophthalmos MANDARK!

[durhay]

@exophthalmos and I Wanna Hold Your Hand, and 1941, and War Games ...

[krazednconfused]

@BlueKyne he was also in WarGames!

[krazednconfused]

@BlueKyne he was also in WarGames!

[Dulcimerist]

Eddie Deezen was also in 1941 and Polar Express! :) 

[KaristaSwiss]

notice after the "CALIBRATING" comment.. the necklace was in his LEFT hand again:-)

[crazycorps]

"Won't he be surprised when he finds out it dosen't go pow but, SWISH

[PantisMantis]

Mike-"Steven Stills and Bill Gates."

HAHAHA!!

[andyp1986]

LOL at 7:09

[mst3kservo]

The after school special edition "child lure" G10 Chevy van has what appears to be Bigfoots keep on truckin' fecal footprints.

Every time I start to not hate him,I see those footprints on his van"

[StoneColdSergio]

"I'm going to drink the hell out of this coke."

I think what we now know today as the "douche" was born in the 70s.

[htomsirveaux42]

"Inverted world where the spazzes make fun of the cool guys."

If anything describes the internet it's that line

[StoneColdSergio]

Amen.

[AmazingL4rry]

No world, you put YOUR hands up!

[Licreh]

Froggy is MANDARK!

HahahaHahaHahaha!

[allwayzsmylin3]

"Ah, eat me, you fuzzy marshmallow."

"Dirty and Harry."

"When you first saw this, you laughed so hard that you spilled your bong water, didn't you Mike?"

<3

[stollensecret]

that NOMAD thing sounds just like that robot guy from grammas boy!

[livinintwilightzone]

I think I'm going to go drive around the local gas station and weave in and out of the pump stations, honking my horn. Wonder if anyone will think it strange?

[GoblinXXX]

They'll think you're in the Eddie Deezen fan club.

[livinintwilightzone]

Oh...that could turn ugly...

[GoblinXXX]

I do like that Eddie and his pal are in a crappy piece of junk car THEMSELVES and are challenging people to race.

[livinintwilightzone]

Well look at who they're challenging! If I had that piece of crap I'd be forced to taunt drugged weirdos controlled by space alien turtles in broken down molester vans too if racing were my way of contributing to society. But personally, I'd find another way to contribue to society if that was my option.

[SeastarMaster]

So, its the thing that makes you waltz

LOL

[Sudenak]

He teases the gas pumps mercilessly!

[brrrenna]

"Hopefully that thing has a shirt-buttoning attachment"

[jediKnightreviews]

i knew i recognized the nerdy guy. that's the guy who played Mandark on Dexter's lab

[thecrimsonfloyd]

lol. Steven Stills and Bill Gates.

[KDlala]

Grand, Billy, what's the best idea to do when your Coke bottle hit the ground and then exploded? Walk right up to it and crouch down!

[Dragmack]

Oh, those lovable Southern-California crackers!

[Gomess]

Those bullies are AWESOME.

They've been up ALL NIGHT and they're not even SLEEPY!

[StoneColdSergio]

They're so cool I bet they wear their sunglasses at night.

[gorkysire]

haha i was literally about to post the same exact thing! great point!