CAR SEX KIT

[lilmissmonkey101]

i fuckin lo e ur videos i love the part when u say "u dont need a big gigantic gallon...i mean unless ur a big fuckin whare!!!" u just made my day

[Georgecummings76]

OMG...if you have to leave a hateful message, you obviously can't get anyone to fuck you. Get your eyes out of other people's bedrooms and worry about your own life. Sex is awesome and should be practiced in any way one sees fit. If Jesud made you a prude, then go fuck him and the other made up shit you believe

[800681]

"unless you're a big fuckin whore" .......you are a big fuckin whore. get a life sorry bro

[GraffitiMuncher]

You have no idea how much ive learnt from you xD

[1990iceboy]

I THINK YOU ARE THE ALL SEX ARE YOU GAY >?

I THINK IM KING OF SEX I LIKE TO FUCK PEOPLE LIKE YOU ..

LOOL



[greenmean230]

Spitters Are Quiters!!!!!!!!

[lilmissmonkey101]

wow r all ur vids about sex and men and women

[gabriellara147]

PERV..!



[tianicooper]

your the fucking man!:) GREAT ADVICE!

[1225babyy]

haha i have a car sex kit (:

and i love the shirt

ur sexxxyy

[poopydoolarr00]

you are a perverted piece of shit faggot , stop speading your faggot agenda filth , and stop giving porn links to children !

[zikilj]

u right

[catcun75]

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[felix7562]

I'm going to Wal-Mart right now!!!

[DisturbinglyAmazing]

When you're ready to fuck real good LMAO!!

[h1roshi918]

this shit had me LOL'ing!!!

[noahpeterson1]

u dont have that much lube hahahahaha *__*

[gtinos06]

Hehe I love the way you make the funny comments (piss juice) lol man you whey cool xD

[J9xstarrr]

i don't get why you have negative comments, your videos are actually informative. and it's not like you're only talking about just men doing it, you also included the vagina :D

[alextheutube]

"I mean unless your a big fuckin whore" roflmao

[jonathangarcia2007]

lol clean up the vagina

[rigso321]

so you're a top? i wouldn't have guessed :)

[stonerbigboner18]

awsome shirt;)

[SecksTheSniper]

Ass cream. xDD

I can't have sex in the car anymore... cops caught us one time, they'll be looking for us there now. T__T

[mattinks]

hahhahahahha HOT!

[1andrewman1]

@SecksTheSniper WHAT? how can sex be illegal

[SecksTheSniper]

@1andrewman1

I don't think it is, but... I don't think doing it in public is very good. xD

[sgchika]

@1andrewman1 indecent exposure. you can actually go to jail for that shit lmao.

[BeauMoras]

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rofl, funny comment :D

[CrackerJack3184]

hahah this guy is so funny

[m4ttb0ll]

lol ur rly smart ;P

[MandyKayBabe]

Yeahhhh<3 xoxoxx

[MandyKayBabe]

you should sell these on ebay! :) heh (comments for the contest!!)x xoxxxx

[Spongemom1019]

I keep a sleeping bag in the back of my jeep but I never thought about all that... Thanks!

[wackytracky]

You must market these kits, you could call them Auto-erotic Packs.

[AddictiveMuzik]

LOLLL i love that fuckin shiirt

[michaelmjackson]

hmmmmm i dont trust condoms in my car though its the heat thats all in aus the car can be up 2 40 degrees man not good for rubbers ,,

[thomasdaquan2]

lmao lOLOLOLLOL LMAO HE SAID PISS JUICE LOL L

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[anyaposh]

HAHAHAHA....u were so uneasy saying Vagina....haha... u are nasty.

[mattinks]

oh no.. I always say vagina! That's no big deal!!! hahah

[kipale78]

i wish i met you while i was living in philly...i would have learnt a lotta.

[mattinks]

Yeah, live demonstrations are always best!!!

[ross185]

"You don't want a big gigantic gallon...I mean, unless you're a big fuckin' whore!"

LMAO!!! XD

[mattinks]

hahaha you know it!

[mikenguyen84]

"damn i wanna bang that hole."

"poke 'em right then and there."

quotes of the week.

hands down.

LMFAO.

:)

[mattinks]

HAHA!

[shep689]

very nice and thorough. i think we need more "to-the-point" videos like this. very informational and sincere. i love it.

good job. <3

[Monasekata]

I LOVE THIS!!!! nice!!!

[mattinks]

Thanks!! It comes in handy! lol

[scottklaw]

LOL. Awesome kit.

[CAROLQUEENOFTHEDICK2]

CUM AND GET ME BABY, I AM READY!

[surferdude235]

fag......

[mattinks]

neat. now can you come up with something more orginal????

[JKVman2007]

LOL.  Great video.

[VickVancouver]

Well sometimes it is urgent... Vick

[jst2good4u]

omg! i love ur shirt!!! where did u get it???

bt i liked tha fact tht u endorsed using a condom!!! bt n e ways love ur videos!!!

[mattinks]

actually it came from abercrombie and fitch!! LOL I Couldnt believe they had it lol Its old.

[Anaprince]

Brilliant. Brava!

[LaCiNnAs]

'HE' was rubbing my leg.....

You are SSSOOOOOO GAY!!! But very useful thing though...

[laughbreathelivelove]

LOL ASS CREME

[RichardPaulDenney]

some parts were alittletoomuchinfo. hahahaha

but yeah this was good

[cphermonkey]

"You don't a gigantic gallon unless you are a big fuckin' whore." Priceless!!!

[brm144]

ur hot:)

[VladimirLemLem]

"Armorall"

good one.

[stfutiffie]

haaaa. amazing.

& i'm glad you're endorsing using condoms. not a lot of people give a shit anymore.. & it's good to see someone who does.

[JuanCubaNation]

that was too funny- loved it

[mattinks]

Thanks! Glad you liked it.

[ralphfv]

"you dont want a big gigantic gallon.. i mean unless you are a big fucking whore!" i love you.. honestly!

[mattinks]

HAHAHAH

[iLOCOE]

xDD Wow, interesting.

[adamsapple22]

I LOVE your videos!

[caliguynate]

Luvs it! Don't forget an extra empty ziplock or bag. After wiping up all that ass cream you gotta put those dirty wipes somewhere. And you can spit in it too, unless its out the window. I like the little one-time individual sized lubes that you twist the top off of. You should market the car sex kit! Keep 'em coming Matt...

[sawfilm]

faggot

[lolisbribiesca]

You forgot the most important item: POPPERS!

Cool nose job.

[mattinks]

No I am not into any type of drug enhancement..

Nose job?? LOL Ive always wanted one.

[lolisbribiesca]

OK, no poppers (your loss), but you DID do something to your face. It just doesn't look organic. I recommend Jungle Juice Platinum, my friend DeeDee can't live without 'um.

[mattinks]

LOL Listen.. I have really good sex without any enhancments so why mess with it...

As far as my face not looking organic thats crazy... I have done nothing or plan on doing anything to my face. The only thing I use to clean it is water. You crack me up!!!

[lolisbribiesca]

I just want you to have a good time.

Sex without poppers is like PEPSI without the fizz. i know, you're gonna say you only drink evian. YOU crack ME up!  LOL! you pluck your eyebrows too much too.

[mattinks]

No.. I drink water from the faucet..

I have NEVER plucked my eyebrows.. I had them waxed once when I was 22.. so years ago... Why do you think I do all this crazy shit to myself??? Your nuts!

[lolisbribiesca]

What about my nuts?

Oh, you probably meant "you're nuts!" right? You club kids and your lazy spelling.

BTW, my friend DeeDee just told me that he got rid of her Jungle Juice Platinum, because it was too strong for him. I'm sure she'll get another bottle because it's impossible to go back to those little round bottles after experiencing the real thing.

But seriously, what do you have against guys like me and my friend DeeDee who like to enjoy sex to the max? What's your issue?

[mattinks]

I have NO issue with you or your friend that want to use enhancements. That's your thing.

Again you have now made a 4th assumption about me. Now I have went from plastic surgey, face work, plucking my eyebrows, and now a club kid.. NON of which are things I have done, do, or plan on doing. I was saying "you're" nuts because of you assuming these things. Not because you add to your sexual escapades.

[lolisbribiesca]

your brother's HOT!

[Hasheteer]

lol

that was funny,,,,i'll start assembling my kit soon.

[ginnalyn478]

I love this!!! And to the dumb asses trying to make him being gay an insult... How stupid are you? He is obviously proud of it and should be!!

Go make that money Matt.

[mattinks]

I am very proud of who I am. The dumb fucks that say shit about being gay as a bad thing are just suppressed homosexuals and their jealousy that I can be out and they can't does nothing but make me laugh at them!!! Cause while I can have dick in the car they can only have it through a glory hole!!! HAHAH

[ginnalyn478]

There is only one bad thing I see with you being gay and that is the fact that you are hot and damn it... All the hot ones are gay or married,LOL.

[AnneRiceBowl]

OMG "penis juice" and "ass cream"!!! LMAO

Don't forget to add in SHOUT wipes for cleaning up bits of makeup off clothes. ;)

[mattinks]

it was actually puss juice.. I said it to fast!! I always want to make sure I include the ladies!!!! AHHA

[fatlip199]

I bet you wear pink panties, you fag!

[mattinks]

actually I wear 2xist and Abercrombie boxer briefs for the most part. I am not going to wear pink panties for your sick fantasies you prick!

[thaRNBdoctore]

ur gay

[mattinks]

Hmmmmm Really??? Thanks for that Captain Obvious. Your a real Genius.

[rainbowcolouredelves]

lol

[babygirl13097]

ass cream..lmao...

[XxemoslavexX]

Spitters are Quitters, SO true!

[XxemoslavexX]

I love COCK

[DeathCougar1]

"Clean up the vagina and all that good stuff" Haha market this product! You would be a millionare!

[DjScottyPinfield]

Armor All that sh!t off later, LMAO

[DjScottyPinfield]

LMFAO, that vid was awesome!

Scotty ♪

[mattinks]

Thanks bud! Im glad you liked it..