PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOURLIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAYï OF YOUR LIFE.NOW YOUVE STARTED READING THIS. DO NOT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1.say your name 10 times
2.now say you moms name 5 times.
3.say your your crushes name 3 times.
4.Paste this to 3 other songs. If you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this,then you will have bad luck
I heard this on the radio yesterday, and on the radio version they added him saying "Betcha cant guess what I'm doin right now Margaret." during the third call. lol
Ray steven's is a legend. And between that laugh and that raincoat and hat. You can't help but laugh your ass off. it's pure comedy. And when i get out I'm going to come over there with a weed eater and a live chicken and some cool whip. We'll have a big ol' time. LMAO
One of my favorite comedians and my late grandfathers Arthurs he love him as well Rip and miss ya and love ya everyday this video makes me think of you.
i have a question why is it taht every girl in movies or videos or song they always have to be ugly. My name is margaret n it just really make me mad but yeah its a funny song though.
@alwaysandforevermusi: She may big, but she's not really ugly. I mean, if Mr. McBane was as shallow as most, he would be a-stalkin' some hot bimbo or somethin'.
This is good music. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than half the shit that's out today that people call music. Just good fun nothing more nothing less. I remember watching these old tapes with my grandpa lol.
My aunts name was margret and i played this for her all the time and she'd get the biggest kick out of it.. she passed away in June.. I just came to listen to again.. still love it and though shes gone i know shes smiling .. and so am i...
omg, I went to a kareoke bar and this guy with a long grey beard and long gray hair and a cane sang this to me and changed margaret to "danielle" and everytime he said my name he would point his cane at me! Hes my best friends boyfriends older brother and he has a thing for me. That was pretty much humiliating.
omg, I went to a kareoke bar and this guy with a long grey beard and long gray hair and a cane sang this to me and changed margaret to "danielle" and everytime he said my name he would point his cane at me! Hes my best friends boyfriends older brother and he has a thing for me. That was pretty much humiliating.
omg, I went to a kareoke bar and this guy with a long grey beard and long gray hair and a cane sang this to me and changed margaret to "danielle" and everytime he said my name he would point his cane at me! Hes my best friends boyfriends older brother and he has a thing for me. That was pretty much humiliating.
omg, I went to a kareoke bar and this guy with a long grey beard and long gray hair and a cane sang this to me and changed margaret to "danielle" and everytime he said my name he would point his cane at me! Hes my best friends boyfriends older brother and he has a thing for me. That was pretty much humiliating.
omg, I went to a kareoke bar and this guy with a long grey beard and long gray hair and a cane sang this to me and changed margaret to "danielle" and everytime he said my name he would point his cane at me! Hes my best friends boyfriends older brother and he has a thing for me. That was pretty much humiliating.
I never really understood the part about the weed eater, chicken, and cool whip; but it doesn't sound good. Hilarious video, though; my dad made sure that my brother and I were exposed to Ray Stevens at an early age.
this song is such a classic......I havent heard it in eight years, I use to hear it on the radio every morning before I went to school...ahh memories.
When I was a kid. I used to have a video tape with all of Ray Stevens best songs. I used to go to this day care and they would put on vidoes for us to watch. I swear every day i went i would be like PUT ON MY TAPE. I remember one day they finally did it. All the other kids hated it so much. They wanted to watch power rangers n' shit. But i didn't care. Greatest day ever.
the first time I heard this song...about 35 years ago... it was different... the stalker says "I've seen you Margaret, you've got blond hair and a yellow volkswagen... and ..ugh! I did have!
i remember listening to cassett tapes of this guy around the late 90's!! my grandma gave me the tape, and i fell in love with the one about the arab, and the guy that got the motercycle on the highdive!! if anyone knows the name of that song about the motercycle PLEASE MESSAGE ME!!
A weedeater, live chicken, and some cool whip? Only Ray Stevens. I was born in '80, and Ray's songs are some of the first I ever remember hearing. They never get old. In fact, the older I get, the funnier they get. Rock on, Ray.
Ya know for a dying man that is not supposed to laugh, I thank God for Ray Stevens.. It is people like him that has made this life so worthwhile! Great Video.. Tahnk you very much!
Literally loves thiss videoo haha :) , watches it over and over <3
Kelseymj1 2 days ago
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whit32996 6 days ago
who loves you baby they even had theo kojak on the case sucking on his trademark lolliepop.
SIGNALSTAT 1 week ago
love how when the big women says hello she has a little bitty soft voice.this is so funny.
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SIGNALSTAT 2 weeks ago
Perfect Halloween Comedy Song.
BBQFanNo1 2 months ago
ha ha, but was lookin for the original video,where he says..bet u can't guess wat i'm doin lol
rosimck7 3 months ago
my grandfathers favorite comedian lol and this one of his favorite songs.
buffyslayer30 4 months ago 3
Omg this brings back so many memories!!!
BrianCD85 4 months ago
@BrianCD85 wha?
mrmysuzuki 1 month ago
wanna hear me bark like rin tin tin- buuuurrrrrrrurrrrrruurrrruurrrr XD
darkside687 4 months ago
"They wanted to watch power rangers n' shit. But i didn't care. Greatest day ever."
What daycare allows kids to watch Power Rangers?! I mean, the older seasons were good, but still, they were pretty violent for a Japanese import.
TherealRNO 5 months ago
want to hear me bark like Rin Tin Tin? lmao
TheJgriff72 5 months ago
Are you NAKEEEDD??!!!
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nursemargie1 5 months ago
6 people are still gettin prank called by willard mcbane...hahahahahah
nick56677 6 months ago
hihihi it wasn't me ;PPP
upioromnie 6 months ago
only Ray stevens can pull this off!!!!
muggsie1 6 months ago
this is just really funny lol
mongrell69 6 months ago
6 people do not like country music
alphadogs1 6 months ago
my grandfathers favorite comedican and one of his favorite songs of all time also me and my sister love him so much too by the way.
buffyslayer30 7 months ago
@buffyslayer30 and this is the truth this is not a lie.
buffyslayer30 7 months ago
That's my uncle bo married to denise! Brother to Mike Lawrence (My Dad) And brother To David!!!!
MrJlaw901 7 months ago
xD This vid cracked me up as a kid!!!! Oh my hahhaha
serenitychaos2000 7 months ago
Are ya nekkeeeeed?
jaredtheavenger 7 months ago
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PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOURLIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAYï OF YOUR LIFE.NOW YOUVE STARTED READING THIS. DO NOT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1.say your name 10 times
2.now say you moms name 5 times.
3.say your your crushes name 3 times.
4.Paste this to 3 other songs. If you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this,then you will have bad luck
420billyrock 8 months ago
5 people have no sense of humor.
tygress66 8 months ago
@tygress66 make that 6 bc i dont like this sorry
ladybug1762 7 months ago
@ladybug1762 because you have no taste when it comes to humor, the majority of people on this video dislike you, so there.
musicfan088 5 months ago
LMAO OMG I LOVE THIS!!!
HellRaisinHottie 8 months ago
........a weed eater, and a live chicken(buckbuckbuck) and some cool whip!!
moonwolfe64 9 months ago
I heard this on the radio yesterday, and on the radio version they added him saying "Betcha cant guess what I'm doin right now Margaret." during the third call. lol
Devinity05 9 months ago
same here i own the VHS as well lol i luv it
tvmanfan 9 months ago
they gave him one phone call LOL
what are u gonna do with a weed eater a live chicken and coolwhip
mackw4 9 months ago
they gave him one phone call LOL
mackw4 9 months ago
watch scratch his ass
MrBillfitz 9 months ago
what he said cool whip..the original had peach preserves....
kyzelf1 11 months ago
Ray steven's is a legend. And between that laugh and that raincoat and hat. You can't help but laugh your ass off. it's pure comedy. And when i get out I'm going to come over there with a weed eater and a live chicken and some cool whip. We'll have a big ol' time. LMAO
impala3400 11 months ago 2
my grandpa can do the laugh perfectly
x20midgetsx 1 year ago
This is just wonderful, totally hilarious.
bulbheadmyass 1 year ago
One of my favorite comedians and my late grandfathers Arthurs he love him as well Rip and miss ya and love ya everyday this video makes me think of you.
buffyslayer30 1 year ago
merry christmas from jamaica
tradergirljam 1 year ago
IT'S ME AGAIN MARGARET
HE HE HE HE
bcachick 1 year ago
I am a teenager and i own the original VHS of these songs. they make me smile
:)
pcechick1 1 year ago
@pcechick1 You aren't alone. I used to watch the VHS when I was around 10 or 11, and I still have it, 22 years old now.
phin3s 1 year ago
i have a question why is it taht every girl in movies or videos or song they always have to be ugly. My name is margaret n it just really make me mad but yeah its a funny song though.
alwaysandforevermusi 1 year ago
@alwaysandforevermusi just cuz she's big doesn't mean she's ugly. pull your head out of your shallow ass plz.
sewinghippie 1 year ago
@alwaysandforevermusi: She may big, but she's not really ugly. I mean, if Mr. McBane was as shallow as most, he would be a-stalkin' some hot bimbo or somethin'.
TherealRNO 5 months ago 2
This was my favorite song when i was a kid.
Dhop375 1 year ago
and how mutch are those hand cuffs
49sharyn 1 year ago
Wanna hear me bark like Rin Tin Tin
valiumboys 1 year ago
I FIND THIS CRAPPING FUNNY
seth50000sonic 1 year ago
Allowing that guy one phone call before the jailer came around was one BIG MISTAKE!!! HILARIOUS AS HECK!!!
Farrah300 1 year ago
This is good music. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than half the shit that's out today that people call music. Just good fun nothing more nothing less. I remember watching these old tapes with my grandpa lol.
StreetSpeed10 1 year ago
This 1's for U Shebee
jamie691992 1 year ago
@hhrtwo .....Luv it ! U r too funny! ROTFL!
bcoziluvmusic 1 year ago
i wonder how mad my girlfriend would get if i called her sayin this
cornman98 1 year ago 2
But I'lllll miiiiisssss yooooou :P
SamSparkus 1 year ago 6
im only 14 but i cnat count how amny times ive heard and watched this song
acebomber21 1 year ago
seriously 4 people? you disliked this? do you also dislike puppys and sunshine?
buggyboo81 1 year ago 21
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ErinTheDon 1 year ago
Supeeeerrrrrrrrrr
annaaisa 1 year ago
ARE YA N'EKEDDDD
Zomgahz 1 year ago
eshulkin@iprimus.com.au
MrDavidj3 1 year ago
OMG ITS BEEN AGES...hahah oh Ray
JourneyOfLaughter 1 year ago
My two cousins and I could each sing this whole song before we could ride bikes!
sphinx51784 1 year ago
Margaret was a freak!
viralthings 1 year ago
WHAT CLOSE MINDED LIFE HATING RETARD WOULD HATE THIS VID SOUNDS LIKE 3 POOR SOULS
R1PD1M3BAG 1 year ago
fart
PeckerwoodPossy 1 year ago
My aunts name was margret and i played this for her all the time and she'd get the biggest kick out of it.. she passed away in June.. I just came to listen to again.. still love it and though shes gone i know shes smiling .. and so am i...
2txchick 1 year ago
gay@2txchick
PeckerwoodPossy 1 year ago
I remember yelling out "Are you naked?" in the waiting room at the doctor's office when I was six years old!
jwgreek8606 1 year ago 2
a classic lmao so funny.
buffyslayer30 1 year ago
I love Ray Stevens.....A Legend
XXXBoxer1985 1 year ago
I've been sick 4 the last 4 months & In the hospital so many times. I say this to dr's as they wheel me in the E.R.!
02Geezy 1 year ago
It's Me again Margaret is a Classic LOL
UP5314 1 year ago
best shit ever
bongoboyj 1 year ago
my grandparents introduced me to his songs and its funny as hell
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omg, I went to a kareoke bar and this guy with a long grey beard and long gray hair and a cane sang this to me and changed margaret to "danielle" and everytime he said my name he would point his cane at me! Hes my best friends boyfriends older brother and he has a thing for me. That was pretty much humiliating.
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omg, I went to a kareoke bar and this guy with a long grey beard and long gray hair and a cane sang this to me and changed margaret to "danielle" and everytime he said my name he would point his cane at me! Hes my best friends boyfriends older brother and he has a thing for me. That was pretty much humiliating.
DanniElizabethS 1 year ago
omg, I went to a kareoke bar and this guy with a long grey beard and long gray hair and a cane sang this to me and changed margaret to "danielle" and everytime he said my name he would point his cane at me! Hes my best friends boyfriends older brother and he has a thing for me. That was pretty much humiliating.
DanniElizabethS 1 year ago
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omg, I went to a kareoke bar and this guy with a long grey beard and long gray hair and a cane sang this to me and changed margaret to "danielle" and everytime he said my name he would point his cane at me! Hes my best friends boyfriends older brother and he has a thing for me. That was pretty much humiliating.
DanniElizabethS 1 year ago
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omg, I went to a kareoke bar and this guy with a long grey beard and long gray hair and a cane sang this to me and changed margaret to "danielle" and everytime he said my name he would point his cane at me! Hes my best friends boyfriends older brother and he has a thing for me. That was pretty much humiliating.
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DanniElizabethS 1 year ago
it;s me again margaret lol
gradonfreeman 1 year ago
I never really understood the part about the weed eater, chicken, and cool whip; but it doesn't sound good. Hilarious video, though; my dad made sure that my brother and I were exposed to Ray Stevens at an early age.
Alibudiwa 1 year ago
this video is never going to die down!!! haha i got perform gitarzan for school thats also a funny one!!! XD
pimpahoe784 1 year ago
My bestie is named Margaret hehe I should have someone do this to her..ray stevens is a comedy genius
blunklaura 1 year ago
that laugh is so damn funny.
RKO1585 1 year ago
me and my grampa would listen to this song almost everyday.we also like ahab the arab and guitarzan
OrganizationCreator 1 year ago
My foster dad showed me this video, lol im only a teenager
but even I know this video is creepy on so many levels.
But tremendously funny.
profmonkeytrainer 1 year ago
haha so funny a classic
buffyslayer30 1 year ago
I love this song : D
Canal2Maria 1 year ago
this song is a classic and funny
buffyslayer30 1 year ago
this song is a classic and funny.
buffyslayer30 1 year ago
this song is such a classic......I havent heard it in eight years, I use to hear it on the radio every morning before I went to school...ahh memories.
jodimack06 1 year ago
I'm only 14 (almost 15) and I think this song is just so hilarious! Arrrree yeh nekkkiiiddd???
AnnaAnomaly 1 year ago
i love this song, i always have my uncle sing it he does it so well...
Abilove28 1 year ago
haha ARE YA NEKKKIIIIIIDDDDDD!!! hohohohoho!!
TriggerHappyChicken 1 year ago
this song is so funny.go ray Stevens ur so funny
dederocks101 1 year ago
This song is great. It is funny as hell. Go Ray Stevens
jdhetrick18 1 year ago
i like that video so funny
peanutbutter365 1 year ago
funny shit
buffyslayer30 1 year ago
A live chicken!
Jynni13 2 years ago
oh God I haven't heard this song since I was a kid. I'm so happy to have found this video again!
mitsune1666 2 years ago 28
Me too... I haven't heard it in over 15 years. I was laughing about it with my friend today so I had to search for it.
hotnumber24 1 year ago
Are you NEKKIID?
evesdrop1982 2 years ago
my grandpa is dating someone name Margaret and this song is his ringtone :D
BigJohnsHog 2 years ago 2
When I was a kid. I used to have a video tape with all of Ray Stevens best songs. I used to go to this day care and they would put on vidoes for us to watch. I swear every day i went i would be like PUT ON MY TAPE. I remember one day they finally did it. All the other kids hated it so much. They wanted to watch power rangers n' shit. But i didn't care. Greatest day ever.
staticbb 2 years ago 6
@staticbb I totally know the feeling! lol
VanityDeity 2 years ago
It reminds me of my grandpa
MPHStudios 2 years ago
weird al and ray stevens are legends.
spacepolic29 2 years ago
Ray Stevens is one the best i know of in the comedy song line this one is nearly as good as the streak
johnh6324 2 years ago
hahahaha funny
houseofboose 2 years ago
when i first heard this i thought it was the funniest thing thanx for posting!
dixiegirl4life1 2 years ago
hell yea
walkintall67 2 years ago
Thanks for putting this up!! I miss this audio tape! ;_; I don't have a tape player anymore.
MinagiV 2 years ago
my grampa that died loved ray stevens i remember watchin dis when i was 3
soonersbabe1 2 years ago
I used to do this to my X-wife.....Her name is Margaret.....She left me...LoL
hhrtwo 2 years ago 47
lol she had no sense of humor :P
lolabunny41378 2 years ago
@lolabunny41378 ..Aint it funny what a guy will do when he's.drunk...That song fit me to a T....LOL
BOO HOO...She left me!!
hhrtwo 2 years ago
@hhrtwo i'd a done it too........lol
invisobill420 1 year ago
@hhrtwo i wonder y LOL
mackw4 9 months ago
i own 2 of his vhss
scottgerhardt1989 2 years ago
very funny redneck humor
armymen12002003 2 years ago
I remember watching this thing over and over when I was 4.
Shalashaska9mm 2 years ago 2
Same here!
istgone 2 years ago
Wanna hear me bark like Ren Ten Ten? That part always cracks me up
caiti19 2 years ago 3
It's me again Margaret. Haha. I'm calling my sister and saying that to her!
kimberchicka 2 years ago
Haha i love that! It's just the voice that makes me laugh! Call me stupid but i kinda get the drift! Im not entireley sure though x
XPXdani 2 years ago
my mom and dad's names are Margaret, and Willard. really!
dscottkerr 2 years ago 2
@dscottkerr , maybe they are your parents
abgirl79 1 year ago
2:50 is my favorite sooooo trippy
UnstoppableCriminal 2 years ago
LOVE the end to that.....LMAO
EvilSam2008 2 years ago
this is verry funnery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wyatt2013lol 2 years ago
well im 31 yrs old, and not a redneck
so yeah this is the first time ive ever seen this , friggin hilarious.
cjttruelife 2 years ago 3
i am a redneck......yeah it cracks me up! bark bark!
Mscat88 2 years ago 2
wonder what there going to do with a weedeater, live chicken, and cool whip?? lol
MackAttack59 2 years ago 4
The version I knew had him say A weedeater, a live chicken, and some peach preserves
Higuretheblade 2 years ago
Close, the last part was cool whip. If you watch the vid closely at the end she has cool whip in her purse.
tfavors28 2 years ago
ive loved this song since i was little! its always so funny no matter how many times i here it in a row!
amandaworthyoflove 2 years ago
hes just a creep! lol i love ray stevens hes awesome
freeko25 2 years ago
the first time I heard this song...about 35 years ago... it was different... the stalker says "I've seen you Margaret, you've got blond hair and a yellow volkswagen... and ..ugh! I did have!
seaweed349 2 years ago
STALKER O_o
jeffhardyinthehouse1 2 years ago
Great example of his Nutty Talent. Great clean fun from years gone by. Great Post!
hotstuffandicecream 2 years ago 3
Me and my grandma have an on going joke about this. I call and say "It's me again Margaret. Are you naked?" Ah good memories.
YoungDragon15 2 years ago 4
Everytime my mom calls me she says Hello Margaret... and she showed me this video...now I know why!!
hamsterqueen123 2 years ago 4
haha margaret looks like my math teahcer!
elpree23 2 years ago 2
She looks like my high school english teacher
caiti19 2 years ago
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Plz read this cuz it acually works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.Put both of ur hands on ur chest
2.Think of someone that u like......
3.Tommorow that person will ask you out or say i love you.
4.Heres the catch just send to 5 more vidoes
haleyishot2008 2 years ago
seriously hilarious tysvm fps.
1gr8lady 2 years ago
ol joe mcguffy can play the hell out of that dobro
MasonMan16 2 years ago
and wats with the cool wip and a live chicken?
lackofbra1 2 years ago
its a stalker!!!
lackofbra1 2 years ago
Got to try this
MiniTamaman7777 2 years ago
baahhahaha.
brittanybbyx 2 years ago
Soooo funny still today, I might be dense so what were the weed eater and chicken for hahahhahahaah
fefesmamma 2 years ago
are ya nakeeeeed?
malaki013 2 years ago
My beloved played me this when we first started courting....and now he purposely calls me up and pretends to be McBain....*eyeroll*...I love it XD
StauffDante 2 years ago
That is so sweet,
fefesmamma 2 years ago
lol
myersthekid14 2 years ago
it me again Margarette are u naked my mom name is margarette and my neghibor called her and said its me again margarette
avatar00101 2 years ago
are you neckeeeeeeed!!!
lol
grizzlycopeskoal 3 years ago 4
Ah, the memories! We had all of his videos on VHS when I was a kid, and even after all these years, I laugh until I cry!
"How much for those handcuffs?"
LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
lillithpandora 3 years ago 3
i remember listening to cassett tapes of this guy around the late 90's!! my grandma gave me the tape, and i fell in love with the one about the arab, and the guy that got the motercycle on the highdive!! if anyone knows the name of that song about the motercycle PLEASE MESSAGE ME!!
malaki013 2 years ago
you're lookin' for 'shriners convention'... that's the one where bubba got his harley up on the highdive, lol
hdg5299 2 years ago
Oh my God!!! I remember these!! I miss them so much :3
Hariswish15 3 years ago 2
"They got me Margaret! You ain't gonna miss me Margaret, I know that, but I'll miss you."
hwaprincess 3 years ago 2
LMFAOOO!
Viopule 3 years ago 2
a weedeater chicken and coolwhip? wtf??
xxyouxxwishxxloserxx 3 years ago
we'll have a big ol time margret!
malaki013 2 years ago
A weedeater, live chicken, and some cool whip? Only Ray Stevens. I was born in '80, and Ray's songs are some of the first I ever remember hearing. They never get old. In fact, the older I get, the funnier they get. Rock on, Ray.
lemmh2 3 years ago 2
Its me again Margret! XD Loved this song.
letshavemorefun 3 years ago 2
Ya know for a dying man that is not supposed to laugh, I thank God for Ray Stevens.. It is people like him that has made this life so worthwhile! Great Video.. Tahnk you very much!
tat2master4u 4 years ago 14
I don't know why you were told not to laugh if you're dying, you know the bible says "laughter does good like a medicine".
and besides, if I were dying, they couldn't keep my from laughing, or steak, or fried chicken, or milk shakes, or, well, you get the idea. ;)
Willwrc 4 years ago 10
This just kills me! LOL!!
MeAndMyRC 4 years ago 5