I DONT ROLL ON SHABBOS!

[zkhasbrouck]

I TOLD THAT KRAUT A FUCKING 1000 TIMES I DON'T ROLL ON SHABBOS

[ninaisthekoolest]

"Its for educational use only."

[eulonima]

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

[punhoss]

They're going to kill that poor woman.

[wileybe1]

well they can FUCKIN UN-POST IT

[Dyluck387]

The timing in this scene is so spot on.

[velvetsnape]

I don't roll on Shabbos.

[cjprentiss1]

It's nice that Shabbas doesn't prohibit this gentleman from saying "Fuck" a million times on the Sabbath. What a nice, modern, enlightened, liberal Religion. How Lovely!

[MrLunitunz]

@cjprentiss1 Any religion that makes it a sin to say 'Fuck' when 'fuck' wasn't even a word much less a profane word, is clearly not contemporary and thus bullshit.

Plus, the Jews didn't speak English. 'Fuck' is, quite obviously, an English word.

[ThunderJerker]

@MrLunitunz fuck is german

[MrLunitunz]

@ThunderJerker Etymology is unknown or uncertain. It may be German in origin, but the English-language is a Germanic language.

The point remains.

[valkor73]

i her donny shut the fuk up everyday

[wilkrazor2]

@valkor73 As well you should.

[2light18]

is this true? Really happened?

[gourdbox]

Pilar?

[UrAJeW14]

My dirty undies Dude, the WHITES.

[LeaBitch23]

They're gonna kill that poor woman man!!

[jetgrind13]

lmao educational use only



[DWrexDubstep]

Walter is the Chuck Norris of Israel

[tlv156]

@DWrexDubstep lmfao!!!

[tlv156]

@DWrexDubstep And a good day to you sir!!!

[zabey786]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!

[tahoevic]

didn't need to fuck wit it shavis ten times asshole!!

[reise35]

19 человек не соблюдают шаббат

[rabbidpc]

שומר שבת,לעזאזל

[YourOpinionIsGarbage]

Donnie, shut the ff-whendoweplay?

[RightieUntilDeath]

Walter rules!!

[EderRedfield]

SHOMER SHABBOS!

[Sevv9220]

If Walter lived in Israel, no one would fuck with Israel

[Curlyiain]

Nineteen Jews were made to roll on Shabbos.

[tlv156]

"Donny shut the f.. When do we play?" Hahaha.

[us4r10]

Shomer Shabbas*

[lakerfan2390]

8 yr olds dude...

[Machiave11i]

I told that kraut a fuckin' thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos!

[spitfirelmd]

DONNY SHUT THE FUCK UP

[DrQuest44]

Shomer Shabbos ! LOL

[OceanbornAngel]

I don't bowl on Saturdays because I have to work. :*^(

[Inresurrection]

Donny, shut the f...when do we play?

[iliekchocolatemilk]

YOUTUBE VIDEOS CAN STOP AND START AT OUR CONVIENENCE

[rodeocyclone]

Donny shut the fu... when do we play?

[Maryukujin]

Walter was just hilarious, plain and simple

[zobielamouche1]

they don't have to. others do the work for them. shabbes gojs. some even volunteer to become a shabbes goj (a kind of martyr)

[rfhgators]

i think that the funniest thing about this is he uses the yiddish term for shabbat though he used to be a Catholic and Yiddish hasn't been a primary language for jews for 30 years, it shows seriously he takes his new religion lol

[JooTubeTV]

@rfhgators It's Ashkenasic Hebrew- and ordinary Jews still use it to refer to observing the Sabbath after a thousand years. Btw, according to JerusalemPerspective, it was the language Jesus worshiped in, and possibly his primary spoken language. Jesus was "Shomer Shabbos."

[breeeegs]

jesus was not shomer shabbos at all. in fact, he made a point of violating shabbos which was a horrible transgression then and now, as well as one of many sources of friction between him, the great rabbis of the time and all his fellow Jews

[democast]

@breeeegs I believe that is true. According to what source?

[breeeegs]

You believe that what is true? That millions of Jews keep shabbos today or that thousands of years ago your messiah decided we didn't need it anymore, despite the fact that it was one of the holiest commandments G-d gave the Jewish People? You should know the answer to the second question since its in your own bible, secondly I said I hope millions of Jews are Shomer Shabbos, but it might only be thousands

[SeabassMMM]

@breeeegs no one cares. its a movie, chill the fuck out

[breeeegs]

DON'T TELL ME TO CHILL OUT! I'M SHOMER F**KING SHABBOS!

Shomer Shabbos.

[MerkinMuffly]

Kudos to Larry, he's the Don Drysdale or Eric Liddell of the PGA, keep the faith brotha

[nakidsoul]

Hey, thumbs up if your watching this on Shabbos....

[YoniIsrael]

@nariozdude

Donny you are out of youre elements

[Texamerican12]

When your having a bad day just remember Saturday you are free of work and Sunday and Monday your screwed

[PKP405]

16 people peed on your Fucking Video!

[LocoRico89]

16 people roll on Shabbos

[theone10203040]

did anyone read the description 

[TheAbsoluteAzure]

@theone10203040 I learned what Shabbos was because of this scene...therefore I declare it has educational qualities.

[theone10203040]

@TheAbsoluteAzure im fine with that i just found it kind of funny

[TheAbsoluteAzure]

@theone10203040 Eh...My bad, I was trying to come off as funny...didn't really work in text, and yeah, I found it funny too.

[theone10203040]

@TheAbsoluteAzure no i dont understand why i responded this why i completely see how this is a joke im sorry i dont know what i meant by that maybe i was mad or something

[deejaydiffy]

love the repeat.

[danderson87]

dude, you're Polish Catholic..

[IMADRWILY]

donny only exists in walter's head

woosh

[ItsHotYo]

@IMADRWILY sorry dude, this is no inception. donny is very real and its just a movie, that's the beauty.

[EnragedTutorials]

"... I dont handle money, i dont drive a car, i dont RIDE in a car, and i sure as shit dont FUKCING ROOOLLLL" (The Big Lebowski)!

[gordoxmen]

shabbos fucking shabbat

[Snailbarph]

anyone else notice that the description says " Its for educational use only." LOL

[GoldenCenturion]

This video, it really ties YouTube together man.

[Nsinger998]

@GoldenCenturion

and then some guy peed on it.

[GoldenCenturion]

@Nsinger998 Peed on my fuckin' rug....

[rtydhg9q]

@GoldenCenturion ....and yet, 18 people micturated all over it.

[Layne77Staley]

@GoldenCenturion I agree

[mh1909sci]

0:49

BEST SCENE EVER

[bluesboy25000]

The irony of this, a Jew talking about observing Shabbos while breaking the third commandment, swearing

[skylerwaite]

I hate to be that guy but, it's "Shabbat".

[bobbydimarzio]

@skylerwaite Shabbat is Hebrew. Shabbos is Yiddish.

[SatchmoSings]

@bobbydimarzio That is not correct; Hebrew has two, main dialects Ashkenazi and Sephardic.

"Shabbos" is Ashkenazi and "Shabbat" is Sephardic; the consonant at the end is an "s" sound in Ashkenazi and a "t" sound in Separdic which is the dialect used in Israel even though most Jews on this earth are ethnically Ashkenazi.

[oliG0Poly]

@SatchmoSings Who gives a shit? Shut the fuck up, Donnie!!

[SatchmoSings]

@oliG0Poly Obviously you do give a shit, otherwise you wouldn't have taken the time to answer me.

PS, Until I made your acquaintance I didn't think that sexually assaulting oneself was a possible; I now know that self-ass rape is most definitely a reality.

[oliG0Poly]

@SatchmoSings Wait in the car, Donnie

[izsoflye]

"educational purposes" bahaha

[Saggrisch]

Thumbs up if it's shomer fucking shabbos.

[tacoblocko]

This is awesome eduction

[fairalways]

They can fucking unpost this post.

[josemartinez629]

C'mon dude uh eventually she'll get tired of her little game and you know wonder on back. thats funny. This movie is a national treasure.

[DonRMB]

John Goodman is a hell of an actor! At 0:31 Look at all the shame in his face when he says "I'm Shommer Shabbos" HAHA It kills me everytime..

[shitgoose5]

@orgasmicide2

You're entering a world of pain

[Gimmeclockworking]

shabbos shabbos shabbos shabbos shabbos lol

[mantis707]

was good till you fucked up the end you stupid piece of shit

[superdude1452]

@mantis707 yea, well, thats just like, your opinion man

[ApolloniaCorleone72]

awesome

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

Educational use, I love that. : )

[biglalways]

I love that this vid is for educational use only.

[IndianaJoker]

9 people rolled on the Sabbath.

[mizzoufan1078]

Donnie shut the fu......when do we play???

[gorpishalamorpish]

oobaby85 with the great observation

[BroBroDude]

"well they can fuckin unpost it" is just fantastic

[sk8smoke21]

Donnie-They already posted it......Walter- Well the can fuckn unpost it!!....Dude-Who gives a shit!!

[whiplashchild]

i feel very educated by this video, thank you

[oobaby85]

his titties bounces

[j00jy]

We he did tell that kraut a fuckin thousand times...

[miketonon]

The 7th day in the bible is Saturday too. Except the 7th day in old times started at sundown Friday and ended at sunset Saturday.

[lewko1]

From the description, this video is "for educational use only."

Far fuckin' out.

[vh747]

I DONT TROLL ON SHABBOS

[yourayseven]

@vh747 hahahaha YES!

[elbronco80]

Walter Sobchak - He's calmer than you are.

[sebz661]

All hail The Big Lebowski!

[DDBOOGER]

5 people roll on shabbos

[brad27w]

walter.....

Walter......

WALTER!!........

[zevywevy25]

@TheVanOorschot sup?

[TheVanOorschot]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO RECENT COMMENTS FROM ZEVYWEVY25?

I have to know now!

[bizarrocoqui]

Shommer Fucking Shabbos.. >:(

[yourayseven]

I like the way turn on the oven is in there.

[jazzmann16]

Thaaaats right dude :)

[UngratefulLiving420]

LMAO Walter Sobchack might be the funniest character in any movie ever

[hershysquirts187]

walter was right the whole time. thats the funny thing about the movie

[IIBrutalGrinderII]

shommer fucking shabbos...

[ColeOfCentauri]

This is not Nam. This is bowling, there are rules!

[NEMZOOO]

shomer fucking shabbos.

[htstuf]

@ItsBreak yo it's I don't roll not I don't troll

[ItsBreak]

I dont troll on shabbos

[sysmg]

I've got the T-Shirt "I Don't Roll on Shabbos".

[agentsirus]

SHOMER SHABBOS!

[Guigley]

"Donny, shut the f......when do we play?" Classic.

[yepoksure]

that repeat is NOT stupid

[Strutter12345]

he is a polish fucking catholic

[areposs]

@Strutter12345 it's all a part of his obssession with cythia.

[doomdood183]

Cesar Chavez!

[MBWC1]

damn I love this movie

[imyourzero81]

I TOLD THAT FUCK DOWN AT THE LEAGUE OFFICE I DON'T ROLL ON SHOBBOS!

[webhancherx]

3 people is driving car on shabbos together

[sd3f4gh5jk67]

i told that kraut a thousand times :D:D

[TheBlueSnake]

"you're not even jewish you're polish catholic!!!!" xD

[ItsMeLegit]

and i sure as shi dONT FUCKING ROLE!!!!!

[PearlMcCready]

"Donnie shut the fuc-... when do we play?"

[InnerMantra]

Shabbos is like a jewish thing isn't it?

[bullsheetski]

@InnerMantra yes, he's just saying that in the video

[InnerMantra]

@bullsheetski lol ah, i was baked when i posted that i just HEARD SHABBOS SHABBOS WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UNPOST THAT SHIT.

[corning1]

"I told that fuck down at the league office"

For some reason that line just kills me.

[jculver1674]

Saturdays must be very boring at Walter's house.

[fedegas13]

You're being VERY UNDUUDE

[idontwannagotobed]

calmer than you dude, calmer than you...

[evulguy1]

Shomer fuckin shabbos

[seangames111]

i love how its instinctive, whenever donny says anything, his immediate reaction is to tell him he's wrong

[irGosu]

THEN THEY CAN F****ING UNPOST IT!

[x0rube0x]

what is this from ?

[PsychoDragonX]

@x0rube0x: "THE BIG LEBOWSKI"

[Timmeh0625]

I told that crout a fucking thousand times..........

[xdomaraqx]

3 people roll on Shabbos.

[ronigga]

i don't turn on the oven

[yodainc]

donny shut the fu..... when do we play?

[letshaveadingdong]

3 fucks down at the league office roll on Shabbos!

[Gool349]

is there a vid about walthers speech on the cliff holding donnys Ash?^^

[donmiguelj]

did you ever hear of the seattle seven? that was me.... and six other guys

[oozzyy454131]

shomer fucking shabbos

[mafiaslicka]

Donny, shut the f- when do we play?

[51m0n77]

Shut the FUCK UP Donny!