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  • Does Navigtr now work as the voice for those gametrailers countdown videos?

  • This guy loved FF8 (surprise surprise) because of its cutscenes. His FF8 review was hilarious.

  • Max Headroom wishes he was as cool as this guy.

  • Navgtr would love Mass Effect 3's no gameplay mode

  • Final Fantasy has universally sucked after VI, save for a slight uptick towards awesome for IX, and then plummeting to retarded hell after that.

  • @GryffinDarkBreed

    I would say you are right, but after FF IX

  • @xxxYouTunesxxx Except 7 and 8 are shit.

  • @GryffinDarkBreed

    Final Fantasy 8 is shit, but I have to disagree about FFVII

  • Navgtr must have a hard-on for Hideo Kojima

  • I like how Diabetus says "This is a gaming journalist? Really?" Not anymore, just look at how far we've come with Chip and Ironicus's journalist.

  • It may sound harsh, but you're a fuckin' idiot!

  • He likes cutscenes more? He must have funded Advent Children.

  • @GazzyW007 The Spirits Within came first. It also fucked over Square.

  • @Gamiac going by when his review first came out on his show, no, spirits within came out later.

    Honestly though, I liked the spirits within, it probably wouldn't have gotten as negative a reception though if they didn't call it final fantasy.

  • @lich109 I meant that it came out before Advent Children. And it did cost them like 50 million dollars or something.

  • Navgtr's ideal woman:

    Tifa as a boxer with breast cancer that drives ambulances as a side job.

  • @ 2:30 Hey, don't go backsassin' Scary Larry number 8!

  • At some point I was expecting navgtr to yell EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

  • If you think Final Fantasy 7 was good, then you are stupid!

  • Materia was pretty much the same system from FF6 for learning shit from Espers. FF6 had the active time battles.

  • Love how he's playing part of the *VI* soundtrack here.

  • Breast.

    Cancer.

  • You really don't know what your talking about. Making fun of the way he talks isn't addressing his critisisms legitimately. In terms of game design, it's very much just a rehash with a slightly different skill system. The ATB also been in the series since 4.

    And dude, he was critisizing the PLOT for being boring in the original vid for having such long, tedious portions before anything meaningful occured. A better RPG'd be able to balance that far better.

  • Navgtr, did you kill Rita?

  • @Whowantspizza51 No,But He Did Kill My Ears.

  • he died (maybe not)

  • Why does he use video equipment from the 90's?

  • *Insert Breast Cancer Joke Here*

  • "Bill O'Reily's failed uncle", and his bigoted dip-shit nephew, Bill O'Reily.

  • I bet Navgtr was just comparing FFVII to Donkey Kong Country in his mind during the entire review. You know how much he loves that game.

  • Navgtr reminds me of Chris Hansen. He speaks even more like a retard though.

  • Question. After watching all these NavGater reviews, I have to ask. Does this guy even know he's playing a video game? Or does he think they're movies?

  • I don't even like Final Fantasy 7 and this makes me want to stab him in the face

  • Wow, if I ever met that guy in real life I'd kick him in the balls. Professional gaming journalist my ass.

  • @objectionablechione Well, he's dead now, so you can't do that.....

  • Who was that chick at the end? \: /

  • @blazingdude11 That's Tifa....how do you not know that?

  • @sauske772 Maybe he didn't grow up in the 90's.

    Poor guy.

  • @apanst I feel bad for anyone who didn't.

    Then again, kids growing up nowadays have better internet than we did (and no AOL disks), they grew up with cell-phones, and they grew up with stronger technology, among other things.

    The 90's are still the best, though.

  • @sauske772 Indeed.

  • Does this guy have a PHD for talking out of his ass?

  • Wouldn't be a game if there was no gameplay...seriously, that's why it's called a game and not a movie.

  • I'm by no means a fan of Final Fantasy VII, but it goes to show how worthless NAViGaTR is as an organization if they can accept a man like George Wood into their group and find his level of uneducated schlock to qualify as viable video game journalism.

  • @SimonTheRightWing Yu do know FFVII was the first game with CGI cutscenes right? It was revolutionary.

  • @killerbumble Revolutionary for the time, sure. A quality game deserving of its continued hype all the way into 2011, no.

  • @Ygdrasel I agree. The sad thing is, it was considered by most the last GOOD quality FF game. Most fans seem to stay WAY to attached but, I'll play it for nostalgia sake.

  • @killerbumble

    I liked 8, 10, and X-2. It died at 13.

  • @Ygdrasel I actually didn't like VIII, X, or X-2. I liked XII but I HATED XIII.

  • @killerbumble

    Well, VIII was the first I played. I've yet to beat any of them.

    That, and I loved the card game. I'm still thinking of petitioning Square to release a disc with all the FF minigames on it. =P

  • @killerbumble Most people hated 13, due to it being linear and the characters being shit. I loved it for the progressive level cap, and it's the first game in the series where what little difficulty there was couldn't be grinded or card game/drawn away. Combo based ATB is win, super fast paced battles win, badass graphics win, and battles being purely based around strategy instead of some OP sword or something. Though, the farming for ultimate weapon crap was lame, a lot of it was awesome.

  • FF7 is one of the best game of all time! Navgtr is retarded!

  • Why did Retsupurae stop doing navgtr's reviews?

  • Why was he Navgtr using FF6 music?

  • We have a challenge to Square [Enix]. In Final Fantasy VII-2, create a story line in which Tifa gets breast cancer.

    Imagine the drama of a vulnerable Tifa Lockhart, still persisting in her worldly adventures despite her illness.

    It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the game world would be shocked, stunned, and moved at the effort to make Tifa's breasts more meaningful.

  • @BullshitsJohn "make tifas breasts more meaningful" u sir have not tried telling someone that tifa is not real nor breasts

  • @BullshitsJohn Square Enix won't make or remake FF7 or another game in that universe cos they are stupid

  • What a dick.

  • If you think this review is bad, you should watch the original (the one that spawned the angry viewers which then led to this video). It's unbearable, both the points they raise and the reviewer's voice (it's not the same guy).

  • FF7 is just a jar, folks!

  • I just ran into NAVGTR's review of Pandemonium 2. I wish you guys did that one, because he spends a minute or so talking about the growth of the female character's breasts between parts 1 and 2.

  • 2:07

  • I don't really like FF7 but even I think this review was stupid.

  • @superpika237 That's the whole thing about it, he got everything backwards, FF7 is too different from it's predecessors, it's too story based, and the battle system is faster than ever.

    Hell, those are the regular criticisms of it; pretty much any reviewer that didn't love it to pieces said the exact opposite of this guy.

    He was a troll. Must of been.

    Or actually retarded.

  • @loldude83 Yeah pretty much.

    Except I dunno about the battle system being faster but it was pretty fast paced.

    So yeah, he's retarded.

  • This guy looks like someone slapped some Silly Putty onto Colin Mochrie and stretched it upward.

  • His pink shirt is to support Breast Cancer.

  • WOAH! So that's the man behind the voice... o_O

  • I really don't like any of the Final Fantasy games, but now, I feel compelled to play the 7th one.

  • Yahtzee in thirty years.

  • I don't think it's all that uncommon for reviewers to respond to criticisms. Perhaps in a different way than this, but really, the idea that he's just being a prima donna seems weird when it's so common. It makes sense to explain your opinions (even if your opinions are retarded).

  • Man, he would love MGS4. All the cutscenes he can handle.

  • I will say this.. I am caught... I HATE Final Fantasy since they tried to be SERIOUSwith their cliche anime BS... but... I Also hate Breast Cancer so...

  • "The movie scenes are interrupted by much too long segment of gameplay"

    Oh he'd love Final Fantasy 13

  • @ZoomingDakota nah he wanted vannile and fnag to have crystal breast cancer and for there to be more minigames of snow driving serah to the hospital

  • @ZoomingDakota

    Too bad he never did get to play "FFXIII"

  • ok im a FF fan and i think pretty lowly of FF7 and all but this guys a fucking idiot

  • Navgtr fapping over cutscenes and not knowing anything about videogames. What else is new?

    I know that sounds like a harsh implication, but it's true.

  • @elshotaru George Wood probably died with ecstasy when he played a Metal Gear Solid game. 

  • So wait......he criticizes this for having too many plot-developing cinematics and criticizes Goldeneye for not having enough? Ummm........

  • @GoRedskinsAndWizards I think you misunderstand - he complains about too much gameplay in between the cutscenes. He seems to be fascinated by ANY cinematic a game throws at him.

  • 5 bucks says he thinks aireth died of breast cancer

  • Wow. The AVGN get's pleasure out of bad games, and these guys get pleasure out badly executed reviews for games. Is our generation so jaded?...........Fuck it, I wanna see more navgtr.

  • i loled very much at the joke with Angry Bot 3000

  • Fred Schneider after leaving the B-52s.

  • /i think Navgtr probably thought FF13 was perfect.

  • I found this video very creepy.

  • metal gear must be navgtr's wet dream

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  • @pat4luigi13 :|

    It was first used in IV, not VI.

  • @PaperMario15 Oh wow I'm an idiot.

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  • "AS A ROBOT, I TOO ENJOY CALCULATIONS." roflolomgbbq

  • Uhh...THE FUCKING SNOWBOARDING MINIGAME THAT YOU'RE SHOWING.

  • Gosh that guy makes me so sick, he is so damn stupid and knows nothing about the videogames he "reviews". Jeez, he makes me want to punch him in the f***ing face.

  • George (Navgtr) is the type of guy you would expect a 10 minute rant about how video games will rot your mind.

  • Holy crap, the guy's OLD. He's actually greying. You know, there's just has to be SO many things wrong with a guy that old who not only tries to review video games, but would also clearly rather be talking about breast cancer.

  • @DorianCairne Agreed. Not only is he reviewing (excellent and well-known) games from the '90's, he is absolutely missing the point with each review. This has to be some kind of demented social experiment or something.

    Regardless, I am amused.

  • @TehComs And that's why we even heard of him in the first place. Because he's not just bad, he's demented amusing bad.

  • Can somebody explain why FF6 music is playing in a FF7 review? I wish there was Caps Lock for Caps Lock; there is no greater way to emphasize FF7.

  • is navgtr fake? It seems like they do this shit on purpose... we're all getting trolled aren't we.

  • @RottenEggCreations That's what I thought at first but he gives good reviews to games like Super Mario 64, Resident Evil, and other classics.

  • @LoveLost57 Then he says that Twisted Metal 2 and Tomb Raider 2 are amazing, but Earthbound was boring and Symphony Of The Night was terribly disappointing.

  • Best game eever !

  • Favourite line:

    As a robot, I too enjoy calculations.

  • @SMRPGFAN101 I'm with you too man. Hahaha. That made me lose it.

  • A game shouldn't require a new game system? So FF7 should have been released for the Magnavox Odyssey?

  • @d01hazel

    the big dot can be sephiroth and the little one can be cloud and they can play battleships to settle their differences.

  • After replaying FF7 in the first time in seven years, I have to say, it sucks in every other area other than what he said, so he ranted on the actual Okay parts.

  • "ALL MANLY MEN LOVE THIS", "IM A VULNERABLE WOMAN WITH BREAST CANCER", OH NAVIGTR...

  • GOD FORBID THERE BE GAMEPLAY IN A FUCKING GAME

  • When governement agents ''accidentally'' kill this man while hunting known felons, no one's going to give a damn.

  • You know what's creepy? navgtr is an official university for Video game testing AND reviewing!0.0

  • The movie scenes that advance the plot are seperated by much too long periods of play?

  • Going off an old-school reference...I swear that bastard looks almost EXACTLY like Lance Boyle.

  • Okay, I think Finalfantasy Seven is insanely overrated, but the reasons Navgtr gave it a bad review are complete Bullcrap.

  • @tt89898989 To be honest, I wouldn't say overrated in a sense. I mean, it wasn't bad game, it had alright plot, easy gameplay and etc.

    But people just hasn't gotten over it yet wich might make it feel worse than it really is.

  • I watched all these videos exclusively for the Clinton jokes.

  • Between his love of cutscenes, and his burning desire to see a beloved character suffer through a terminal disease, Navgtr would love Metal Gear Solid 4.

  • @Myrmidon51

    this is probably the most accurate thing you'll ever read about navgtr.

  • @Myrmidon51 lol

  • HERES WHY FINAL FANTASY SUCKS!

    NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA!

    ...*COPS A VIDEO SNAPSHOT OF TIFA'S TIG OL BITTIES*...*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*...

  • I actually agree with everyone that Navgtr sucks at reviewing video games. Final Fantasy 7... BORING? THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU ALL KNOW IT!

  • rip george wood

  • if navgtr loves cutscenes, he should play half life. lol. jk.

  • @xFIRERUSHx I think you mean Xenosaga

  • @xFIRERUSHx He should play MSG4 with its 40-minute unskippable cutscenes.

  • I AM NAVGTR FZ-9001 FEAR ME

  • 0:50 I'll give Navgtr the benifit of the the doubt, FF6 did have active time battleing and espers are pretty simullar to materia, but still, FF7 is an awsome game, VERY BERY for from how bad Nagtr says it is.

  • I AM NAVIGTR-732

  • Hey baby! Wanna see MY Limit Break?

  • Considering George Wood had to send a rebuttal for his review, he is basically saying this:

    "If you think my review is bad, YOU are STUPID! I know, that's insulting, but it's also true!"

    At least this wasn't the first time he did something like that....

  • Isn't this what Yahtzee did after the Brawl review?

  • @TonyBranston More like after the ocean of retard-knob fan-hate-mail.

    Oh, and Yahtzee actually made relevant points.

  • kinda want to watch a full episode of this public access show out of curiosity

  • is this Navgtr has problems with breast cancer in your family´s life?

    who is this Navigtr anyway? This guy is a Joke!

    He doesn´t have balls to talk about games!

  • 1:20 he'd probably love MGS4

  • @CaptainTinTyrant He would love sega Cd, except for sonic 3d

  • @causedthefire 3D blast was for the saturn, & I don't see how that relates to my comment

  • @CaptainTinTyrant Not that comment, the one where you said "1:20 he'd probably love MGS4"

  • please make more navigator vids please

  • I suppose being the first FF game to have 3-D graphics throughout the game doesn't count as new game design...

  • He made a similar argument in his review for FF12, saying it was more of an interactive movie then a game.

  • E-104 Navgtr?

  • @troysson81 E-124 Navgtr

  • "The movies scenes that advance the plot are separated with much too long periods of play.

    This presents a problem."

  • I'm not even that big of a FF7 fan, but the review Navgtr made was just retarded to the point of becoming Mystery Science Theater gold as seen here.

  • @GameShark9000 I feel exactly the same way dude.

  • He looks like Jack Thompson.....>_>

  • So THIS is him. And somehow showing his face he becomes even more discredible.

  • For a moment, I thought Navgtr might be the same voice that voiced the Rise of the Robots and Awesome Possum trailers. Turns out he wasn't.

    Maybe he didn't like FF7 because Tifa's front-loaded anvils weren't given breast cancer. :P

  • Or that there wasn't any intense two hit battle with Riddley in the game lol.

    "Incredible FUN!" Good god, I can't believe people actually Support NAvgtr. I never thought I'd say this but I think these guys make Chris Bores look like a good reviewer bu comparison.

  • wow this guy is a retard

  • Final Fantasy 6 was far better than 7, Its just overated. Serious, what is so great about it. I didn't like playing it.

  • Meh. I found 6 to be just as overrated, if not MORE as 7 was in terms of what they both offered. I never saw what elitists saw in ff6. I played it and while it was certainly satisfying, way over praised in my eyes. Tell you the truth I thought 7 was far better than 6. However Final fantasy 4(or 2 in the states) kicks the crap out of both 6 and 7. That is what I call a REAL RPG

  • ah yes four, how could I forget, that one was amazing, also 5, I'd say that 4,5,6 were my favorites, and I also liked 8, because it was really easy as hell after I gave the gf's boost.

  • Eh I didn't like ff8 that much. The characters bugged me for some reason.

  • me too, I hated most of them, they were either too stupid or just really emo.

  • There really is nothing credible about Navgtr in any of their reviews. I mean even if we aren't talking about their idiotic ramblings on the ff7 review, there is plenty to call them out on. And they deserve their hatred in my eyes. They're no better than the Irate Gamer.

  • FF7 was not the first Final Fantasy to have ATB.

  • @LanIost true. But it also had a lot of other stuff that other FF's didn't do before. Hence why Navgtr is stupid. Saying it's not different on NAv's part is stupid.

  • Not really. Beyond the fancy FMVs and pre-rendered backgrouds, it basically played the same as previous games in the series.

    I agree with Navgtr.

  • In the battle systems yes. I agree it's similar to all the other ff's. But that's to be expected since it is a final fantasy game. We're talking about the more mini games than other FF's and the materia system which allowed every character to utalize some sort of magical abilities(obviously depending on who you use, their stats differ). Chocobo breeding, interactive limit breaks, materia forging, has a Snow boarding game. Even has a option to throw money and weapons at enemies.

  • So? All the FF games have their quirks. FF6 had espers. FF5 had a job system.

    There was nothing revolutionary about FF7's gameplay. The improved graphics and FMV were what made it popular in the western world.

  • @melvoin Then again not all FF's were the first one to have a Chocobo breeding system. And not all FFhad a Materia fusing option as well. Not to mention all FF's had a "interactive limit break system" ff6 had something similar to that. But they weren't really "limit breaks" and before ff7' not all ff's had a ton of mini games like 7 did. All of which impacted the gameplay. Not to mention that not ALL ff's had the ability to breed different Chocobos with different traveling abilities.

  • All of which impacted...guess what...the gameplay of ff7. And since some of those concepts were brought over to ther ff's (for example the interactive limit break in ff8) on that aspect i'd it was somewhat revolutionary.

    Again Navgtr is wrong.

  • @melvoin

    Captain Weeaboo, signing off!

  • @melvoin So yeah in some ways it does play the same as the previous games. But in a lot of ways it doesn't. And those are things that Navgtr doesn't even focus on. They did the same with the Castlevania SOTN as well.

    Fact is Navgtr is wrong in a LOT of ways. They don't cover other important and differing factors in a game. Which makes me question their crediblity. No wonder they're hated so much.

  • He's a professional journalist? People pay this man? With money? On purpose?

  • He got called out on a shitty review so he justifies his shitty review with completely stupid/borderline insane excuses?

    Yeah, sounds like the navgtr we all know and love.

  • Thats Navgtrs angry face.

  • ...Wait a second.

    He's talking about Final Fantasy SEVEN...

    ...while Final Fantasy SIX music plays in the background?

    Okay, it's not as out-there as "breast cancer" and "Manneken Pis," but still, it's like he sent them a memo at the last minute telling them to paste some background music onto there, and typed a 6 instead of 7.

    And that's not even that bad a mistake...it's just that the other two I mentioned pretty much speak for themselves.

  • Wow, I made a big fail there. I forgot that FF6 was still known as FF3 at the time.

    ...

    That makes Navgtr's mistake WORSE.

  • NAV-GTR 5000

    That fit better than I thought it would.

  • eh. fuck nav. FF7 was cool to me.

  • WOW. Navgtr is more of a robot than C3PO is in the Star Wars franchise. And at least C3PO is more of a better character than this talentless monkeybone.

  • I am the Final Fantasy.... 7.