Man Kills ChurchGoers!?!

[elizabethsiddique]

You think John McCain is liar...pfft...come to the UK and see what lying politicians are

[sarahinacan84]

Oh god, the link to the brain transplant article doesn't work! And I can't find it on google! I NEED TO KNOW

[HampaDoesntDie]

@sarahinacan84 it was a rick roll if you google the youtube link it tried to link to. the rick roll video in particular has since been deleted and reuploaded.

[haloman128905]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[giggityspartan25186]

Doesn't he pay his dads medical bills and if you had you're brain transplanted would you be the sane person in a diffrent body

[raulurrutia]

whats the point of the brain transplant? wouldnt be the same person then...

[QuantumTap]

someone has to have the shitty jobs

[awesomelittlebox]

The Liberals tooked his job! Oh noes, I is a Libertarian!

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

THEY STOLE YER JOBS!

Yay south park! :D

[OhCariad]

He kind of looks like Cory from Boy Meets World in this video. ._.

[danieltheinsane]

I hate to sound mean, but that guy must have been an awful shot

[amazazing77]

heehee was that a southpark refrence?

[ZergSpawnSC2Armory]

Erhm. For the dude who killed the churchgoers... didn't he know that most church goers are... conservative evangelical Christians? o.O Yea. Uhm. Just give him the death penalty. Pl0x. People like that tick me off. >_<

[squidfanny]

Fair play mate, I am smiling and feel suitably entertained... Brain transplant link is dead though.

McCain? Fuck me, the world is in serious trouble if that moron get's elected...

[TheMakeupExpress]

1. I want a brain transplant...that would be nice but then again everything that makes me is dead..Unless they take my brain and put it in a 6 foot model's body...I can take that. Then I would be a 5 foot 3 shorty.

2. River of Life...but he died..Ironic?

[tttooommm111222333]

@TheMakeupExpress depending on your age, It's highly likely you are no longer anything that you were when you were born or even when you were a small child. All the things that make up your body now are different to the atoms and molecules that made you back then.

[Riot0in0the0streets]

Did I hear a south park referance in there.

[emiem1017]

Youtube told me that because I watched this video, I should also watch the music video to "7 Things" by Miley Cyrus.

[doubleohnine]

'they took our jooobs!'  'they took er jeeeerbs!'

[benoitdidnotdoit]

lol

[MrChingchongdingdong]

@me HAHAHAHA lol o youtube i <3 U

[00sirfinkel00]

im addicted to watching these videos!!

[destinyluckk]

aw i think ur face is so cutexxxx

[kyokat130]

Ew. Brain transplant.

[Justmeduh4]

Teehee cyber fighting (:

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[ShawnBakos]

@Justmeduh4 lol

[Hunteress90]

If you dont like it, then leave the video and go to another one. its not that hard.

Plus, i'm sure theres some good porn out there that you HAVENT watched yet.

Maybe you should go take a look O.o.

[lauria112]

Wow, a week is such a long time ago.

And at least my response made sense unlike you trying to pass off what I just said as a comeback. Maybe you should use google instead. :)

[alinaXbabycakes]

1:09 really scared me o-o

[JamboProductionsTV]

Phil's too commercial! He's getting paid!

[AntiLabotomy]

A lot of YouTubers get paid.  Pretty much everyone in the top subscribed ARE getitng paid. It's called the YouTube Partnership Program. Popular users get paid to do this.

[addictionboy]

It doesn't matter if you're getting paid, you're still hilarious...

[KingHeretic666]

They took his jurb!!!!!

[KamiKazziPhantom]

@MrChingchongdingdong Oh shit! Eleven. Yeah. That just happened.

[KamiKazziPhantom]

@MrChingchongdingdong And I know. I have no life.

[neferiusnexus]

@MrChingchongdingdong *chuckles* Reverse-Psychology at it's finest.

[famazingtaylor]

This was my favourite video a year ago, and this is my favourite video right now.

SOUTH PARK LOOOL.

DEY TUK ARE JOOOOBBBS

[ajna412]

wow you like retared puppues

[AlixIgnasi]

Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up? Your filth makes me sick, I hope you get AIDs and rot in hell.

[AntiLabotomy]

AIDS... little overdramatic?

[AlixIgnasi]

No, fuck you.

God damn it, just fuck you. I cannot stand people like you. Lacking any basic form of intelligence... Fucking die.

[AntiLabotomy]

Someone must be PMSing. :) S'all good.

[AlixIgnasi]

Ha, an attempt at humor.

[lauria112]

Hey, fuck you too. Phil is amazing!

[AlixIgnasi]

Phillip Defranco is an unfunny douche. Fuck you.

[lauria112]

If you think he's so unfunny and a douche then why the fuck are you even watching his videos? What a fucking hypocrite!

[AlixIgnasi]

Lol, I came across this video a while ago, and you replying to my comments just keeps bringing me back.

And congrats on using the typical response, "IF YOU HAET IT WHY R U WATCHING IT!?!?!" Shut the fuck up, bitch.

[albetty100]

@lauria112

Alixignasi is a nasty nasty person

[coltsfan62]

Successful troll is successful.

[SupermarketsRevil]

If successful troll tries to fail and succeeds at failing, does he succeed or fail?

[100200music]

lol i laughed :L soo funny he drowned :P

[tanaii1]

hai

[sweeper27]

derk er deerrr!

[jrett2007]

funniest shit ever!

[seismicrob2956]

DAY TOOK ARE JAWBS!!!

[iownlol102]

if they dont have a job ... how do they afford a gun license and a gun? :O

[ganon167]

he probably already had those

[bucketofnothing]

The fuck?  English please.

[Dexter103Morgan]

......... were you held down to watch the video, didn't think so

[Fenlon2k9]

fail

[MaxBemisingod]

Actually you do have the choice to change reverse your sexuality you dumb fuck. but that's beside the point that you're a fucking idiot. So because someone is unemployed and doesn't like that we're moving towards Liberalism it's okay to go into a fucking church and shoot everyone inside? I hope you get it by the special bus you're supposed to ride tomorrow morning.

[allseeingeye93]

wtf? since when??? If you can show me where anyone has claimed to have successfully reversed their sexuality (without being a religious fuckwit) then please show me.

[MaxBemisingod]

Actually i guess I missunderstood it as physically changing instead of mentally. lol religion.

[CatFlashBlue]

true anyone has the choice, but somethings we believe we can't change because they are too hard to change and it is nicer and easier to accept ourselves for who we are :)

[xXGaticaXx]

Well ain't that contradicting you stupid fuck, If the douche bag had 'no choice but to shoot all those people in the church' because of "the laws of determinism" then wouldn't that logic say Phil had no choice but to judge the stupid pathetic fuck?

ZING.

[11rockon22]

5* 4 FRIENDS

[EyeMisanthrope]

The only problem with Baptists is that they don't hold them under water long enough.

Problem corrected! bwahahahaha!!!

[classyass]

I find you to be quite anti-sellout. If I had your weight to throw around, I'd be getting all the free stuff.

[Kajio3033]

How the fuck do you only kill two people when you run into a large group of unarmed, unsuspecting people?

That's why people need to learn how to use guns (not so they won't kill people, so they kill a lot when they do).

Haha

[atheistnarutofan]

you talk to retarded retarded puppies?

[MrRobsoprano]

i wanted to kill david chase when the sopranos ended.

[Llawliet246]

Lol I'm a Christian but laughed so hard at the baptism story. See, Christians have a sense of humor too.... lol.

[Kajio3033]

Just like Hitler you're not a "real" Christian :P

[Llawliet246]

Oh, I'm a real Christian, as in someone who believes in Jesus as Lord and Savior, that he died on the cross and rose again and all of that cliche-ish stuff. Really, though, laughing at human folly, even if it's associated with church, isn't blasphemous.

Hitler was a strong Darwinist. Nazism is strongly dependent on Darwinism. Even if you've heard somewhere he claimed to be a Christian, just think; it would make more logical sense for him to be a Darwinist than a Christian.

[Kajio3033]

It was a joke.

[Llawliet246]

I know : P

I just like pretending to not get jokes to irk people off. Lol.

[Kajio3033]

Ah, righty-o.

[TakeMeToYourLeaderZ]

have you ever stopped to think how much of your life you've devoted to Youtube? it' s a shit-ton of time.

[coolguymagilicutty]

ooo meme i want to get babtised please ..

[soulxeater7]

wow youtube is a retarted puppy I am a retarded puppy...............

[rosydonut]

I wanted to kill everyone when they swapped Gilmore Girls for some shitty programme called Everwood on E4.

WHYYYYYY?????

[Thiren111]

the ppl who are new viewers said you changed, and the older viewers said your changing back ;)

got it?=

[liho07]

They took r' jobs...

[xprettiscenegirrlx]

When i was baptised, I was so freakin scared of drowning, i squirmed almost out of his arms and fell in deeper!

Im Buddhist.

(:

[sadxhappinessx44]

I saw that monkey poster at Wet Seal yetserday. x]

[MyNameis2long4youtub]

Terminator 4 was good though, you were right Phil.

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

haha i love your videos

they make my day (:

[iamcool098890]

ee LURRSST IS JURRB

[SuperiorIntelligence]

The way you said "cant get a job" reminded me of South Park.... lol just thought y'all should know that

[dmdrummer23]

i'm pretty sure that was intended...

[SuperiorIntelligence]

I think you're right

[Spiritan3mz]

so you would think it was funny if your mom or dad died?

[Spiritan3mz]

john mccain is a liar.

[Spiritan3mz]

i'm sorry, but when i heard that guy drowning in the river of life i instinctively laughed. i then felt bad because it's never funny when someone dies.

[plopenstien]

its always funny when someone dies

[sheyhanabeysinghe]

NAGERZZZZZ

[theMegatallicaton]

im not a retarded puppy.....OK i am

[20vampgirl]

hahaha, im sry these stories that you talked about are not funny at all, but you're energy you put into telling about them freakin' cracks me up awesome vids

[streader007]

lol who the fuck thinks that he's getting paid for that shit anyways you stupid dix.

[NaniWaSuruKa]

''he can't get a jeeb'' lol

[chalkbuddies99]

john mccain scares me even more now lol

[bmxdevilpro88]

do the puppies talk back to you

[WhoJoo]

Try this: Put a loaded gun to your head, make sure the safety is off, and pull the trigger.

[googleplex987]

will do

[gjvatsalya]

motherfucking

[googleplex987]

mhm

[george4868]

Who is this guy? Where he come from? Sure has alot of opinions of life for someone so young! Well your getting paid where do I sign up!

[handmiadenofgod]

haha, yes, we, your loyal viewers, are indeed jsut a bunch of retarded puppies xD

[zachsrader]

genius

[aura723]

I'm sorry, but I can't stop staring at the painting of the monkey with the headphones behind you XD

[BrendanPanda]

first

[marukoo]

T4 in like 3 weeks!!!! omg i watched this video almost a year ago and i still remembered everything u said lol..

but yeah! T4 soon.... cant feckin wait!

lurve! <3 (",)

[squigglzzz59]

didn't they just make a terminator?

[marukoo]

yeah they made Terminator 4... it bein released here on like the 14th of June i think...

[danteslight]

lol no

it is already released the release date was May 21st

[marukoo]

im in Ireland... its not being release in my town for another while... i think between the 9th and 24th of june...

sucks.. i dyin to see it... :(

america gets all the movies a month or more before us...

[princeboy5]

you were so supporting obama during the election, and if your getting paid to premote shit let me know i want in if not movies rock i agree

[donkeyy0]

You were wrong about T4 by the way...sucked bad

[Ji99i3]

my life sucks, i aint killin no1 cuz i dont wanna get boned in the butt

[EmoKillla]

Yes! Terminator 4!

[HaylinMusa]

I want to see the brain transplant results! o.o; The link failed to work.. and well, I am too god dang lazy to search it up myself, so...did the victims of the brain transplant become like, mutated mentally disabelled lifeforms and acted like the other person.. or did it just fail completely and both people died cause they didn't have brains.. >.>;;

[lunanimal]

Sorry, it was a Rick Roll : \

[TheAlmightyAss]

they took are jeeebbzzzz

classic south park lol hehe

[Darkfireness]

THEY TOOK ARRRR JJOOOOOOBBBZZZZ

[Frode4007]

I is na wetahded!

[SanMattix]

forza napoli

[yungo1rst]

the brain transplant could work, , but the situation is always unique to each person that it happens to. both people could lose some functions of their brain and/or body, or not have enough neurons connected to do those commands properly. i posted this when the brain transplant link was gone.

[M8TRIX777]

THEY TOOK ERRRR JOOOOOBBSsss

[FBobbyH]

I heard phil got peter andre pregnant

[Bleedri]

whats the point in a brain trasplant? would they not be a completely diffrent person? if not that wouldnt the family have to reteach the person? i dont see the point i guess...sure its looks like 'steave' but is it 'steave'? no. someone needs to explain to me why you would do that or how it actually works

[TheXpected2]

What if an old person wants a younger body? The younger person is a vegetable.... You could use the new body. I'd give Steven Hawkings a new body.

[jaythetornado202]

weeeeeeeeeee yay we're retarded puppies!!!!!

ur so mean!T_T

[CKJMA]

Joey was good... ??

[a1rh3add]

Retarded puppies... right on.

[JaceySquires]

Human brain transplants are impossible. I should now. My name is fucking Jesus.

But seriously, the link is down. Where did you read about the "brain transplant"?

[mimwo]

it was just a rick roll :P

[IceRockstar09]

lol

[soccerrb0y16]

i should now. good job jesus, you cant spell.

[Zilnk777]

My sister has a retarded puppy. He almost suffocated right after he was born. He jump at a leaf that blows in the wind, lol.

[etbitmydogucf]

Brain transplants? The only brain transplants that have been performed are partial brain transplants in mice. Supposedly there has been success, but you can easily see shoddy brain cutting as a possible cause brain functions to work in sliced and replaced mouse brain.

[xxboredbrilliantxx]

ok, maybe his life was really bad, maybe it was excruciatiatingly difficult to be him but that doesn't mean that those people he killed (and the ones he tried to kill) had such bad lives.

seriously was it jealousy or did he think he was doing them a favour?

[Drummer9801]

Phil is an ight guy.

[Amnori360]

just read through these comments and i see where you're coming from with the "retarded puppy" thing. lol

[yurlovaa]

ima retarded puppiee ? (: hah

[BoltOfThundor]

well we can blam the fucked up education around here. well apperently ideots can't control themselves.

[itssandman2u]

you miss-spelled idiots

[Religionlessgod666]

you misspelled misspell.

[itssandman2u]

oh so i added a hyphen, sue me

[Religionlessgod666]

Why don't YOU sue ME?

[itssandman2u]

because that wouldn't be very nice

[Religionlessgod666]

Then i don't wanna sue you, man.

[laurenjpg3]

lol highfive

[achokingvitcim]

old kill phils mom for good money

[xxcdemon08]

hahaha "the little bitch" LOL

[Mizzisis17]

guns are bad4ur health

especially wen theyre shot at you.

ihate wen ppl think theyre in the worst situation ever when theres so many in even worse situations than they are.&&then take it out on other ppl{?} what kind of a scapegoat is that neway{?}

[RainbowBarf7589]

i think its out of sync...wait wat r the chances youre even gonna see this!?

[IndianLoveKitten]

i am not christian lol and i want to nail that fucking guy in the face what a bitch he goes on holy property and kills everyone how fucking disrespectful!

lol when ur hindu like me youre very religious tolerant

[BoltOfThundor]

IndianLoveKitten, it's not only disrespectful, it's unconney. which brings me to my piont, which is that he is an ideot, ither High on some thing, or just an ideot.

[bello787878]

the church you speak of was in knoxville tn. and it was the unitarian universalist church. it doesnt matter what you believe in, you can just go there. if you worship satan or the lord it doesnt matter. personally, i dont see the point in having a church like that. its not a christian church, its not a jewish church, its just a church...

[imaftergodsheart]

dude, that exact kind of church was prophecied in Revelation. only, it's like going to take over... and be illegal to do anything else...