Live MLG Zombie Callouts on Ascension

[BmJonesOnline]

Funny as hell

[sandroD53]

lol their whering lab coats they might know som lab eqashion XD

[neochelu]

How fucking retarded some people are for not having a sense of humor and not getting this video; it makes me lose hope in humanity. Remember folks: whenever one of you gets born Jesus cuts himself...

[UKxG1ANTx]

how much ammo do you have ?

none !

can you be more specific ? = dip shit he has no ammo !

[PvtJ8ker]

@UKxG1ANTx It's all a joke bro. It's all just a joke...

[mdtwiztid]

@PvtJ8ker lifes a joke righttttt.....?

[UKxG1ANTx]

thats just fucking nerdy !

[50thcenturycod]

Love it!!

[JakeRiles123]

fuck

[Xxdillon1234xX]

That was fucked up

[jackloveshisangelo]

...fuck Call Of Duty.

[247KarateKid]

The funniest part is if you watch one of the videos where Tmart, Dunkus, Onslaught, and Socrates played zombies this is exactly what it was like LMAO

[Alan197729]

"Where they coming from" the reply "C DOM... C DOM" PMSL

[xDeIIVIIoNx]

matching makin broken .theres like 25 of them and 4 of us lol ..

[AlaskanUndead]

If this video gets 10,000 likes I'll release another one that I intended to anyways. Haha, ok whiteboy.

[CODallnightlong]

Holy shit my socks flew off.

[EnderGraff1]

Lmfao I love this! You are amazing PvtJ8ker!

[BdizzleFoRizzles]

My callouts are way more advanced than yours... I yell "ass raping midgets" every time my team gets over run More syllables get on my level j8ker.

[killua9m]

sub in a replacement

[michaelveloso]

lol... you are simply the best man, really love your work.

[beastly610]

u seem like ur eachouthers bitches and take it seriously :P

[101Chatterbox]

25-4 guys matchmaking is broke

[101Chatterbox]

this is HIGH level make up codes as we go....just say "kill the fucking zombies now"

[Hunter1902]

Trololol.

:)

[bizarewigga]

they,ve opened fire

[cheatjoc742]

i almost choked on my bagel by laughing!

[tgif25]

lmao xD

[conorplivelich]

ok ok they are doing the moonwalk good ok XD

[legendarywar1]

"alright, they're scientists! they might know....some equation or something..."

[dvivdf]

Matchmaking broken, theres like 25 of them and 4 of us, i lol'd xD

[ukrainianmafiaboss13]

this vid was a joke right?

[legendarywar1]

@ukrainianmafiaboss13 how could you even ask such a question?

[PaDaZzLyWaZzLy]

3:33 "Alright matchmakers broken theres like 25 of them and 4 of us" xD

[xPRiiMaRy]

im going for it! im f**** deleting you off gamebattles. com, f**** deleting u.

LOOLLL

[PaDaZzLyWaZzLy]

@xPRiiMaRy LOL We watch the same vids every Time! xD

[xPRiiMaRy]

@PaDaZzLyWaZzLy xD

[xBreeZiiEx]

someone failed and called out Broken Door! xD

[MrMrAwesom]

FUCK lol

[ButtersandKennyRule]

ur funny dude! lol

[xMustacheMasterx]

you guy's aren't that good but fucking hilarious!!!!

[GraffisaHabit]

"people need to kno this" lmfao

[XCWARRIOR91]

lol, broken window

[WingedZero8]

If not for Dunder Mifflin, I wouldn't have had enough paper to copy down your call-outs and pro tips.

Strangely enough, the call-out for the lander is incredibly appropriate.

Also, THIS IS FIRE!

[thetechman15]

THIS COMMENTARY WAS FULL OF WIN!!! MAKE MORE! lol

[aaronharris95]

I have at least zero ammo

[aaronharris95]

Funniest part in the whole video... "I am out of ammo"

"How much ammo do you have?"

"None"

"Could you be more specific?"

[BananaMan141]

damn dis is funny guys

[JDizzlePowah]

You have a coach, for zombies? its just a game, go get laid :L

[PvtJ8ker]

@JDizzlePowah You no understand joke? You stupid?

[JDizzlePowah]

@PvtJ8ker I hope for your sake this is a joke.

[6afraser6]

@JDizzlePowah Your a fucking retard. downie.

[Dwhite1788]

@JDizzlePowah You=dumbass

[RyanZawicki]

lol dude that was hilarious. match making is broken lol XD

[xTrueBalla03x]

Hey I am looking for a fourth for Zombies Orlando we are sponsored and practice everyday for 6 hours otherwise your kicked and ya we get like free monster and shit

[JB420MST]

@xTrueBalla03x u sir have no life 6 hours a day o eme ge thats jamaican for noooo lliiiifee

[rodertjenkins]

you should have dropshotted every kill to make it more MLG pro

[sebastianquiroga99]

Lollll

[UnderratedGamer]

jhjj

[d4n13lr0x]

LOL holy shit this is so funny.

[Chocolateproof]

I can just imagine you being like, "ok guys im recording now so sound as gay as possible and remember the callouts."

[OpTiMiSTHD]

Fuck you im deleting you off of gamebattles LMAO

[whostolemyTV]

hahaha "codeword is FUCK"!

[elnaughtyone]

"can you be more specific, uhhh ya no ammo id say 0 or less" hahaha this video is amazing xD so happy i found this channel and left all those fake gamers behind haha too epic

[BoltActionTiger]

Pvt J8ker you are my fucking hero, the whole time you are just cracking jokes and saying the funniest stuff, best commentator hahaha

[jeremyneufeld]

Great Video

[TheNathanSplosion]

goddamn, you are a genius i swear. one of the the most creative commentators on youtube!

[Espada1469]

"guys i apologize for down :3" xD

[krossthug]

Your a beast at this Joker!

[PROSNORLAX]

If I get 10000 likes I'll put up a new video I was planning to do anyway. Lol

[rygore14]

I like the reference to the like thing were greedy people bribe you for likes :P

And the category choice is very good, I did need to know this :)

[KevinAKAMW2God]

What happened at 4:42 why did the screen change colors?

[Dakota2147]

@KevinAKAMW2God someone used a gersch ( spell check ) device

[canadiankid95]

Newbs

[MAST3R0F619]

ur fhilsrious."im deleting u from gamebattles".

[xStuntman114x]

Pvtj8ker: FUCK!

A N D R E W: what happened?

Pvtj8ker: FUCK!

A N D R E W: Dude stop cursing it's not good for you

Pvtj8ker: JUST GET ON THE FUCKN LANDER

[PvtJ8ker]

@xStuntman114x haha almost but it's more like:

A IN D R E W: I have to pee, cover me.

PvtJ8ker: *kills crawler*

A IN D R E W: You're a fucking dick.

[MrMrAwesom]

@PvtJ8ker I think a better one is, cover me my moms making me do the dishes

[alexander3098]

@ModernWarfare2Robbie

Oh look who thinks you can tell sarcasm over words poor kiddie

[1teknique]

Fuckn jks

[Frapaaaaa]

Best videos ever. <3

[Ontioro]

This is gold.

[StonerDesigns]

We've not practiced enough for this fucking shit yet. DONT TOUCH THE FIRE.

[VerdantBlue]

"Matchmaking's broken, there's like 25 of them 4 of us"

I fucking love you, J8ker.

[Zone202Tv]

that was nice thanks for the info and callouts bra wish you in your team well in next gb tourneys

[gezus0921]

you fooled me at first i truly belived that was some type of organized zobbie game

[xWhiteKid]

Your fucking deleted xD

[f41c0n5]

people need to know this lol

[f41c0n5]

9654 likes till 10,000 almost there lol

[PvtJ8ker]

@f41c0n5 Uh oh, someone's bad at counting.

[f41c0n5]

@PvtJ8ker haha i hit the 9 instead of the 8 myyyy baaaddd

[spartand001]

@PvtJ8ker jdkeemstar is doing youtube drama again -_-

/watch?v=fWaRxIOEnf4

[spartand001]

@spartand001 mostlikely to get views

and yes hes trolling

/watch?v=JWrOn7P1quA&feature=f­eedu

[XxjaredshoezXx]

@f41c0n5 holy shit you were WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAY off

[f41c0n5]

@XxjaredshoezXx aha at the time i just hit the 9 instead of the 8

[redvenom777]

@f41c0n5 WTF

[GoldBreee]

pause at 309 bottem right charmander!

[TheToolUnit]

They're scientists, watch out, they might know some equations or something XD

[FocusEmpire]

you dont realise how much i just bloody laughed!:L:L:L

[fortewiddenlow]

hahahahaha this makes me laugh every time I watch it

[Bdondaz]

im fuckin deleting you off game battles youre fuckin deleted, haha

[leebrown2222]

brrrrrrrrrrrillllllliant



[Ac3Saint]

lol hilarious.

[mayers000]

CAN I TOUCH THE FIRE lol

NO MAN NO

[quarry22]

you are building houses for ricky ticky tango? how nice of you :P

[ASoggySandal]

love this video so much :')

[lllMrGrimlll]

hahaha THIS IS FIRE! HEY! HEY GUYS! THIS IS FIRE!

[MuseFan1995]

Im Viewer 6,666 DEAR CHRISTxD

[c1e4tis]

If you put all these comments in a room it would be an all out prison riot between what's real and what's a joke.

[hYdRo1080]

6666 viewer. I'm kinda scared

[wastnTIMEwastnTIME]

Yeah whats up with the match making is zombies!? the god damned teams are always stacked! :-D

[JustenandAnson]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH IMA SHARE WITH MY FRIENDS XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wastnTIMEwastnTIME]

LOL! Good shit man!

[ShogunVK]

haha did someone say " Their at C Dom " i LOL the hardest their and I dont know why

[Conner20D]

HAHA!!! The best part is going to this spot with randoms and start calling out stuff XD

[wrightstuff005]

in all seriousness, how the fuck could you not tell this was a joke??

[jm382]

best gaming vid i have ever seen

[silentsoldier]

This made me laugh....too much xD Damn awesome video. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! High level son. High level.

[austin830dawg]

lmfao matchmaking is broken ;)

[HonestyoverLoyalty]

THIS is FIRE... can I touch it? NO WE HAVENT PRACTICED THIS ENOUGH!!!

Needs a backhand - face sound in background.

[OneKidRebellion]

anyone want to play with a good zombies player in 4-man high rolling groups? add me on xbox GT: AggressiveGecko

[thePROPAGANDHl]

lol andrew is fucking awesome

[RCM2210]

Fucking idiots who think he was being real

[DeadPwn]

Can i Join your Gb team?

[coyotekid12]

FUCK TH MORON DOUCHEBAGS! This vid pwns...

[AmazeAntwon]

Lmfao!!!!! "Watch out they're wearing lab coats, they're scientists. They might know equations." Dude, <3

[futurerev21]

im just saying, i hate mlg players, but i dont hate machinima people, ive played with mlg players and their just so fucking greedy and act like everyone sucks like "ive beat an optic, and all these ppl blaahhh" FUCK OFF DUDE SERIOUSLY

[DreamingFallacy]

"Matchmaking's broken, there's like 25 of them and only 4 of us."

Fucking win.

[deidara655]

i lolzed all over my house when u said multiplayer was busted theres like 25 of them and 4 of you

[BrassMonkeigh]

OMG dude, I knew I had to watch this video by the title.

I'm pretty sure I sent you an invite while you were playing this gam e:-P

I was laughing the entire vid. So many funny quotes.

- Watch out for the zombies in rain coats

- If this video gets 10k likes I'll release another video that I was planning to anyway

- Also this video will be in the Education category, people need to know this :-P

- Can you be more specific? Uh, I would say zero.

Keep up the great stuff!

[DFeuersturm]

Classic

[xxtwloha]

That was hilarious. Favorited (:

[dageodude]

too mlg to understand!!

[mrALBANIANSCARFACE]

lol genious 

[T33HeProductions]

that was fucking hilarious we didnt practice this enough we need fucking hours in the practice room before you touch this fire epic

[jangofett786]

2 people is way easier then 4, have the zombies half the time, and I always get far. 35 on kino ,35 on ascension, and 42 on der riese

[Blingvidge13]

LOL!

[Pre7ch]

please get this man 10000 likes. hillarious

[jdory18]

this entire thing was funny....the people that are complaining are the ones that actually act like this when playing call of duty.

[burninhate33]

Holy Shit Private

Not only did I watch FMJ to see the story behind your gamertag, but this was some funny shit.

[majesty1121]

@MsCorycorycory i wonder if u realized they were fucking around and that they have a life?

[darky846]

this was comedic gold keep it up man

[thatcreepydude]

"They're wearing rain coats, they're wearing rain coats!!" This was hilarious.

[6897986giu]

highest round 38 i have no life

[Androskiz]

Can i toutch it? Im goin for it!

[PvtJ8ker]

@N1CisSIC You're not scum, you're an idiot. This is all a joke. It's so sad you can't see that. After the personal text messages, orphan home-builder jokes and technical fuck callouts. So very sad. Life is going to be hard for you.

[INTENSITY123A]

@PvtJ8ker hahahaha this is really funny good job man ;)

[synemon]

@PvtJ8ker honestly i didn't think this was a joke, and im pretty sure most people didn't realize it either. yeah sure there are some humorous parts in the video but other than that it looks completely legit. i think if you do something like this again, make it a little more clear that it's a joke, cuz it was funny but i didnt really laugh cause i thot it real

[PvtJ8ker]

@synemon 1,270 likes. 36 dislikes. People understood. Don't speak for them. Orphans don't need home-builders. That's why they're orphans, they don't have homes.

[BsideBomber]

@synemon your iq must be that of a stick of butter then

[SkateAndBakee]

@PvtJ8ker wait wait this isn't real so I've assembled a mlg all star zombie team for nothing.

[spartand001]

@PvtJ8ker djkeemstar called you and people that called him greedy jealous in live stream

[galenh2]

@N1CisSIC i understood it was a joke. please dont speak for me.

[deciple3]

hahahathis is great. window becomes broken window. no shit

[thecoolerkevin]

There at c Dom that shit was funny

[Killable1337]

now this is the same shit I originally subscribed for, good work.

[Espada1469]

dude me n my friend can get to round 40 rountine. it gets boring tho :/

[deejaybee11]

@MsCorycorycory Well arent you fucking amazing

[duffking56]

Great vid. Favorited!

[KeepYourCoolDude]

"I'm making a new callout guys, This is fire, This is fire!"

[cRown93chRis]

"guys i apologize for being down" lmao

[AhoyMurf]

The hole in my subscriptions has been filled once more. I missed your humor.

[MrLOLDropped]

oh shit scientists, scientist they might know some equations LOL

[DarkWorldMagic]

your just a wannabe good at zombies deleting people just for fun

[e2KxxRAT]

like this if you dont want a baby llama to die

[MrWTFisBored]

JOCAVS!! :DD

[zoomisabeast]

Well played.

[waxzillatheepic]

really glad you havent quit dude.....stay pimp and smack these bitches

[gweegwee3]

IVE GOT NO AMMO!

Uh.. could you be more specific?



[marath0nman26]

matchmaking is broken there are like 25 of them and only 4 of us hahaha

[5muffin2]

we need to unlock the pack a punch... FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!!!

[CowlTek]

I'm so happy you're making more videos, this is hilarious.

[Commissurespetrock]

Just say top-broken its pretty smooth to say not much of a tongue twister

[piehead678]

This video was awesome, good to have you back IMO.

[DreamingFallacy]

I may or may not be in love with you