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  • The entire smorg thing always seemed a little out of left field, but this boss battle is one of the hardest in the game.

    Not to mention scaring the pants off of me as a young'un.

  • @Scorch238 it's not too extremely hard, but it did give me a few hard knocks today

  • This song scared me o:

  • SMOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!!!!!!!tha­t's all i remember fromm this boss.

  • WE ARE THE SMORG.

    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

  • I love this music but how does this boss fit into the story?

  • @DivaGirlMags its sopposed to be an experiment the x nuats made to deystroy mario

  • This chapter bad like no sense to me lol.

  • I wish it had a third phase and it will turn into a big dragon type thing

  • i..hate...these...smorgs!

  • I wish Smorg had a third phase where a giant hand is formed and grabs one of your party members and attempts to constrict him/her for severe damage. Followed by simply slamming the field for major damage between Mario and the partner.

  • this is my all time favorite chapter and favorite mario boss

  • The song should of started at 0.25

  • What's with people and thunder rages... I rarely ever use ANY items in this game. All you people are grade A WUSSES.

  • @KirbyPwnage I know right? I got a point where I could superguard like, everything!

    Even that thing when Gloomtail jumped into the air and caused a ground vibration thing.

    Items are for chumps.

  • @KirbyPwnage agreed, thunder rages are for pussies. Fight like a man without items

  • Me: Ok Ok!! Where r these retared jumpin black things

    * Smorg apears*

    Me: Aww its cute!

    * smorgs make huge smorg thing*

    Me: O O Crap its bigger than my grandma's pants!

    Smorg: Insult!

    Me: But if its paper, I shall defeat it quicker than getting 20 thunder rages!

    * Smorg grows tentacles*

    Me: Crap, mabye grabing 20 thunder rages wasn't a bad idea after all :O

  • Man, these little assholes came out of nowhere. Just on a train, solving mysteries, not looking at diaries, then BAM. SMORGS. ALL OVER.

  • SMORG!

  • Zelda Spirit tracks:

    Zelda:Wtf it all this black shit?

    SMORGSMORGSMORGSMORGSMORGSMORG­SMORGSMORGSMORGSMORG

    Link:I am tired of these mother fucking smorgs on this mother fucking train!

  • Got sick of being owned by this boss over and over again so i just bought a ton of Thunder Rage and just spammed them.

  • @Rollthebuddah Without thunder rage some bosses would be hard to me, thunder rage is how I beat The Shadow Queeenn.

  • Bloody smorgs always derpin with my train, scare the passengers its bad for business but what am i gonna do?

  • My favorite chapter :D

  • @ronLWD same loved this chapter

  • I don't know why, but in every playthrough of this game that I've done, Smorg's attacks and movements time perfectly with the music. Like, from 1:24 to 1:27, Smorg attacks. And the buildup to it is just so epic.

  • SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORG!

  • A SWARM OF RIBBON PASTA!!!! MARIO CHOW DOWN

  • @Armidillodude Pfffft hahahahaha.

    Looks a little burnt, though.

  • 2 people used spring jump and missed the train

  • 0:28-0:54 was the best part!!!

  • Smorg vs Shadow Queen!

    HELL YES!

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  • @YellowWiz

    Wait, what?....8l

  • Smorg is actually having one of the induvidual smorgs rape every passenger and ejaculate a sekrit liquid into them during the boss fight that would turn them into more smorgs......

    Poshly heights is going to be filled with smorgs...

  • This boss is more annoying then shadow queen. (Yeah i said it.)

  • Enough is Enough! I have had it with these motherf#$king Smorgs on this motherf#@king train!

  • 2 people got caught in the Smorg.

  • Smorg Miasma...Who thinks that sounds more like a culinary dish than a monster?

  • MEEEEEPS!!!

  • This guy was a joke, my brother is 6, and he beat him with around 25 HP left!

  • @MegaGamingClan How much HP did your brother have in the first place?

  • The station you stopped at in the middle of this chapter was freaking creepy.

  • My favorite song in the whole game.

  • They are like the new generation fuzzies!

  • @MegaGamingClan I hate the Fuzzies and the Smorg. Annoying as hell!

  • what is the origin of these things?

  • @CinosTheHedgehog2000 apparently from Mario Wiki they are smog, kinda like sludge or thick grease. Which is why they are called smorg, the are animated Smogs.

  • @IxMyBloodyPaintxI oh. I thought they were created by the x-naunts to slow Mario down.

  • SMORGSMORGSMORGSMORGSMORGSMORG­

  • i remember this part that it was like resident evil 0

  • Who else thinks this chapter was based of Murder on the orient express a little?

  • @Cannonbolt70 EXACTLY what I first thought was when I saw the inside of the train. I was like, wow, this is what I imagined Murder on the Orient Express to look like.

  • @Cannonbolt70 A little?

  • @Cannonbolt70 true

  • @Cannonbolt70 except no one got murdered

  • I HAVE HAD THIS,WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKING SMORG,ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SMORGS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN!!!

  • @drakemanification

    the secet is the spring jump u get in this chapter.

  • @Ikswotnerkop uummm... well done???

  • @drakemanification pfffftahahahahahaha!! funny!

  • epic music

  • i love this boss and music

  • easy boss. all i did was use vivan's fiery jnyx and charge 10 times and took out smorg. i didn't take any damage cause i superguarded

  • i gottta admit these guys are a little tough for me

  • @steven8461 That's what she said.

  • Spring Jump!

    *lolphysics*

    Hey, where'd the train go? *SMASH*

  • My favorite chapter of the game, but I hated the smorgs. -_-

  • I honestly never figured out what the hell a Smorg was.

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  • Lyrics: *rushing train-like music* HERE I COME WATCH OUT FOR SMOOOOORRRG!!!! im the mighty smorg (ooooooooo) pink lurks within me (ooooooooo) i have tentacles (oooooooo) u cant defeat me (OoOoOoOoO) i am a big smorg Mario u r the loser better run away NOW CUZ YOU CANT DEFEAT ME yooou wiiilll feeelll thhheee wrrraatthhh *rushing train-like music* Repeat.......
  • I got so lucky with the second form of the arms ... Great Vid!

  • 54 to 57 is da best part

  • I swear this thing is a freakin' optical illusion it looks like they're all the same, but turn around for a sec, then look back HORY SHEET

  • 0:14 to 0:25 reminds me of the penguins from madagascar

  • I HAAATTTEDD this boss :\ Though the Excess Express is my favorite place/chapter :3 ^____^

  • I kept dying because I didn't hit the arms which I didn't know you had to hit the arms first. So I sitting there getting pissed, "How the hell do you kill this thing!"

  • *Claw tentacle does 10 damage and kills partner*

    0_0

  • first words i remember yelling out when the curtains came up to reveal Smorg and this song began to play were "...Cortez? help? D: "  xD

  • Professor Frankly: Hey Mario, you can relax, this chapter is a tourist destination!

    Mario:Oh that`s nice...

    *later*

    SMOOOORGGG!!!!!

  • @AwesomeLegoMaster Seriously, I was tearing my hair trying to kill that over grown ball of crap!

  • @AwesomeLegoMaster

    This is a video game, why would it be that easy ;)

  • I was hoping to see some fun paper mario 2 related comments, but nope, it's still

    "bowzah missd the liek buttun lulzorz"

    "o man trolling i mentally retarded dawg"

  • the first part sounds like your on a train which is going to fall of a cliff or something. Love the smorgs!

  • Oh nice! Finally a chapter about just relaxing on a train...no need to worry about enemies...*later, smorgs* oh wow nintendo trolled me...

  • 2 people couldint beat the smorg lol 

  • these things shared scared the shit out of me when i first encountered them.

  • SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OORG!DEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP!

  • lord crump & grous downed this vid

  • One of the best fights nowing you're fighting something yoou don't even know how was created... Pretty amazing how they came into the story with no problem.

    To me these things have something special about them, they most play as a reference to something (Yes, that includes "Snakes On The Plane") Even though it was made BEFORE Snakes on the plane...

  • Dude, this fight was Smorging like a motherSmorger on a bad day for Smorging.

  • smorgs on board......Smorgs-a-board.....­smorgasboard.....I GET IT!

  • this boss is only hard if you dont attack the center right away.

  • Smorgs on a Train-Coming Soon To a Theatre Near You :D

  • smorg has to be one of my favorite battles in the game that and cortez oh and Doopliss

  • Two people got Smorged.

  • ...i H-A-T-E those smorgs. hours of my time wased...*snif*

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFF-

    SMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

  • 0:25-0:28 So creepy... lol

  • Smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg, smorg.

  • SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORG

  • it always looked like pasta for me

  • Beat this thing so quickly that it only unleashed one attack on me (although it was the one where it can deal 10 points of damage)

  • SMORGASM!

  • Two people got eaten by the Smorg monster.

  • Listen CAREFULLY at 1:30.

    "AHH! Help me..."

  • GOD I hate this fight o_e But the whole battle on a speeding train thing was nice! But that damn tentacle that takes only-god-knows-how-much-damage away kept getting me.

  • @PrestigiousPie use bobbery or viviain

  • If I ever have to fight a giant tentacled monstrosity on the roof of a train moving at full speed, I want this song to play.

  • The Last time I played Paper Mario:TTYD was a few years ago, so...was the Smorg battle around Poshley Heights?

  • Originally there was an additional part to the chapter that involved the Shadow Sisters confronting Mario & Co. on the train and then summoning the Smorg. Lord only knows why they took it out for the final version of the game. ;__;

  • I love all the bosses in this game except this one. What is a Smorg? Why do you have to fight him? How is connected to the plot in any way at all? Is he a replacement for the nonexistent boss in Poshley Heights? Still awesome music though, and I love the part where all the Smorgs plaster themselves onto the windows XD

  • @CIicktheYellowButton @BlackRoy13

    Well, the Shadow Sirens invoked the Smorgs to delay the train to Poshley Heights by lifting the train bridge in the Riverside Station. That didn´t work, so the Smorgs got on the train and kidnapped all people in it. So, the Sirens' plan was to make the train stop and get the Crystal Star before Mario, though failing.

  • 2 kidnapped passengers disliked

  • this boss ha NOTHING to do with the plot what so ever

  • @BlackRoy13 Nope because if you remember correctly, IT DIDN'T give a star, They just needed to give that long train sequence it's finale.

  • @BlackRoy13 Who cares about the plot? You got to fight a tentacle monster on the roof of a speeding train.

  • @BlackRoy13 The X-Nauts created the Smorg from genetic experiments to slow Mario down. If you look in one of the lab rooms on their base on the moon, you can even see some floating around in some of the tanks. So actually, they do have something to do with the plot.

  • Im going to make a movie called "Smorgs on a Train"

  • @ninjawarriortapers2

    LOL !HAHAHA!!

  • Everyone, you better hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband cause smorg is raping everybody out there!

  • "comment removed by smorg"

  • *Mario and the Train Driver singing "The Wheels on the bus go round and round*

    Koops:Mario look. ..

    Smorg:Hi there!

    Mario:OH SHIT!!!! FUCK THIS! *goes outside and burns them with a Flamethrower gun* STUPID ASS BITCHES!!! DON'T FUCK WITH ME ASSHOLES! I TAKE MY KILLING VERY....um....i 4got what 2 say.

    Koops:What a dumbass!

  • 0:00-0:28 is epic.

  • @Riku0723 espacially 0:12 - 0:26

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  • 0:10 mario:wow looks easy 0:20 takes 3 arms out mario:eh

    0:50makes a propeller like shape mario:oh shit

  • seems like some1 raped peach o.0

  • two words...... THUNDER RAGE!!!!!!!!

  • Nostalgia

  • I cant help but sing It's the end of the world REM while battling this thing.

  • how was this boss hard 

  • @Totodilefanboy Bout 4/5 through we makes a Hook out of smorgs. The hook does 10 damage.

  • ah, smorg. his claw tentacle will slaughter many a player.

  • At 1:27 sounds like a fart noise!

  • @MrSuperninja16 You made me Pee in my pants :D

  • HP:50

    Battle:Very Easy.

  • Most epic battle in the game.

  • i like how there's a moving backround, really adds to the whole train effect.

  • I just kept watching to see if there'd be a "why are you still watching?" annotation.

  • this boss was such an arrogant ass.

  • if someone wants to listen to this without the end part and you want it to loop put

    "repeater" in front of youtube in the adress bar

    here's an example:

    wwwDOTyoutuberepeaterDOTcom/wa­tch?v=GPFcBwwniAA&feature=rela­ted

  • @IxMyBloodyPaintxl great advice, thanks

  • One of my favorite games of all time.

  • Man, I loved this boss fight. Even though I don't know what the heck a Smorg is. At least we fought it on the top of a freakin' train.

  • @forceofnature26 Smorg is basically pollution or better known as smog, I may be wrrong but all I know is that they are huge smog's (Smorg's) of pollution

  • @IxMyBloodyPaintxI Ohhhoho, that's clever, never thought of it that way.

  • как говорят в Советской России, Smorg убью тебя = Like they in soviet Russia Smorg kill you XD

    "Smorgs on the Train"

    I love the beat to this song and this is one of the coolest bosses. Though they look like cute little balls they are filled with evil >D

    Also who thought they would recruit that penguin detective as a partner when you first played, cuz I did XD

  • For me this was the hardest boss in this game lol

  • SMORGSMORGSMORGSMORGSMORGSMORG­SMORGSMORGSMORGSMORGSMORG

  • ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I had it with these MOTHER FUCKING SMORGS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING TRAIN!

  • @QuentonProductions THIS COMMENT REQUIRES MORE THUMBS UP!

  • @QuentonProductions Smorgs on a Train- The Movie.

  • @QuentonProductions You sir are a comedic genius.

  • @QuentonProductions when you said that it kinda reminded me of snakes on a plane, hey um have you watched it yet?

  • @QuentonProductions that was really funny!

  • @QuentonProductions no i thought it was

    "IVE HAD IT!WITH THIS GOD DAMN SMORGS ON THIS GOD DAMN TRAIN!"

  • @QuentonProductions said Luigi, as Mario stood there with a WTF expression.

  • @QuentonProductions You and the rest of us.

  • @QuentonProductions everybody strap in *cocks gun* I'm gonna open some fucking windows

  • Meepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepme­epmeep. Lol I love that part of the song XD

  • This is it. My favorite song in the game. The quality isnt that great on youtube, but its just so EPIC..........It made up for the lack of a miniboss in this chapter.

  • One of my fav bosses... I mean... YOURE ON A RUNAWAY TRAIN WITH COLORFUL PISSED OFF JELLY BALLS XD

  • Even though they are speaking in all caps, they still have to steer.

  • i actuly saved this on a file on paper mario 2 and evry time i beat the boss i restart the game to hear the music XD