Evil Grimace

[MightyQuinn2021]

He left evil Grimace to die. Who's the real evil one?

[1prettyricky]

dope dealer selling coke

[DazzIeBerry]

"CreePY!!"

Shouted DazzIeBerry!

[TheAquadonna]

we got that purple bastard by deceiving him with a facade of a pedophile director clown out making a movie.

[missxbox360isthebest]

Dude they killed Grimace in the wildernes and went to Mc Ds  afterwards ...that's creepy 0.0

[Oldbmwr100rs]

The truly bad thing is I still remember this commercial out of all the others.I think it was the way the grimace floated on his back.

[kozmo4eva]

lol I came here because of Cracked ^_^

[rebelspark86]

@kozmo4eva saaame here lol

[SlashBeetlejuice]

@kozmo4eva me too! :D

[godzillastalker]

@kozmo4eva Hello fellow Crackedhead. or maybe it should be crackedeteer...

[addy93]

i love the stoner rock musci in the background!

[jackv7199]

@addy93 i did to

[kdreamland]

5th commercial in this style! I love the funky music and the crazy Mcdonaldsland theme.

Meh, other people have already commented on poor Grimace being taken hostage by Ronald. For me, the best bit is the begining. Ronalds helping a girl to skip rope, and then he opens his mouth super wide, like he's either happy to see grimace, or he's surprised to see him.

[Chipkanobe]

That was before in 1971 the changed his name to just grimace in 1972 and he became ronald mcdonalds friend

[sweiland75]

Even the original Ronald McDonald looked evil.

[donniedarkodevotte]

1:03 The Evil Grimace was not amused by this and stormed into McDonalds to confront Ronald. Ronald's entourage stopped him before he even made it past the hallway to the restrooms. They held Evil Grimace down and proceeded to chop off his lower set of arms. "Next time you steal, we're taking the other arms." Ronald smiled down at the bleeding and screaming Grimace. And that's the story of how Grimace became friends with Ronald and where his arms went, kids!

[Noureddin91]

"Sir, It seems Gimace died stealing shakes."

"Looks like he...

couldn't handle the high stakes."

Get it?

[75chris6]

0:48 spa-lash sooooo fake lol

[ScratStitch]

He drowned that dude over shakes!

[DarthRatbat]

SPA-LAYUSH!

[NintendoGuy128]

what so he stole 7 drinks? who cares! leave him alone you circus freak! >:(

[Shavarnarak]

@jdkinfinityalt

It's been two months and not a single thumbs up, that should tell you everything you need to know.

[pardyhardly]

Thine thinketh that damn Grimace needeth to return to Polands for the raising of ponies and then to exact requiem for thy plummage forsooth.

[ilovekelly75]

Ronald is a horrible person for doing that. What did he do, steal some cups? Big f*cking deal!

[baraxor]

0:25

R McD: Wait! I'm Roman Polanski!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

The Grimace wasn't evil. Just misunderstood.

[boofdfast]

This is the edited version of the commercial. In the uncensored version, the lake Grimace falls into is filled with piranhas. LOL :D

[boofdfast]

I heard when they removed Grimace's other 2 arms, a few years later... it was the highest bidded item auctioned on Ebay history. lol

[atomicsteve111]

Grimace looks like an illegal alien with 6 children picking fruit!

[sailorscoutpet]

Grimace was remade from brown to purple, and he was mean on this. Keep this posted!

[bigpopparamma]

I remember this commercial when I was a tyke in Portland. I have a friend who has a fear of Grimace. For some reason, something about a purple blob freaks her out.

[doobiesmoke15]

Dang, who knew Grimace got his start as a criminal!

[7DARKHELLS]

GRIMACE IS DROWNING LOL!

[BlackCatNinjaX]

who knew grimace could swim

[JagrrrTV]

Yeah.I always wonder what Grimace was, we'd have some funny disscussions about it. from this vid he musta been a giant bug. but today's Grimace looks more like a purple velvet gumdrop, makes no sense.

[TroyCutie679]

he's a tastebud.

[MatthewErich]

What's more "evil" here: petty shake theft or Ronald deceiving said thief into drowning in one of McDonaldLand's icy lake? Think about it.

[ckyfan1015]

yea grimmace is like if i ate grapes for a whole year and then shit thats what it would look like

[majormuffin]

Can anything kill the Grimace?

[dingaling24]

nothing can kill the grimace

[shelly10538]

What in the hell is Grimace suppose to be? Why does Hamburglar say "Robble robble"?

[ChimeBellKitty]

Grimace was HOT in the 70's

[CorbinONeil]

NOTHING... can stop The Grimace

[SkeksisRule]

so says Salman Rushdie

[CorbinONeil]

Salomon Grundy to you

[SkeksisRule]

only when he's at the Elba Room

[GRIMISING]

because my name is grimis lol and b is break dancing

[GRIMISING]

hhahaha dude i never said any thing about pedophiles or child molesters now ya scaring me! hahhahaha its my b boy name

[GRIMISING]

um thnk you =/

[EmperorKagato]

EVIL GRIMACE

[SuicideOnMyMind]

after ronald milked grimaces shake he mellowed out  see ronold give a mouth watering face when grimace said he was real thirty it was code to say he wanted ronald to drain his radiator out

[SuicideOnMyMind]

grimace looks high

[storrs19]

What a shame most all of the characters are exiled now:( I love these old commercials with all the characters in them. I remember the original Grimace who liked to steal milkshakes and Captain Crook who liked to steal Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. Thanks for posting.

[famousashtray]

wtf?

[huntrock420]

"fillet o fish lake" thats awsome

[LazerousEffect]

spa lash.

[KaneRobot]

Nothing can kill the Grimace.

[SodiumCyanide]

The announcer sounds like a retard

0:28 - "shouted! ... ronald?"

0:48 - "spa, lash"

[GamerUntouch]

a bit further Assronald.

[DANNYBARE2]

when will grimace learn

[xeiroe]

Ok, so not only was Grimace originaly evil, but he had an extra set of arms??

[thecultguy]

steroids make ronalds thighs look really good.

[SuicideOnMyMind]

this commerical is the gayest i have ever seen.

[kikisdreamhouse]

lol @ "Filet O'Fish Lake"

[BrUtAvAn]

and...and...and....and French Fries!

[greenphantom]

When he falls in the water- why is there no splash sound effect, but a narrator saying "splash"??

[SuperDaveTV]

because in the fifties water didn't naturally splash. scientists created that effect in the late 70's

[omniexistus]

whoah didn't kno grimace was evil always thought it was the hamburgler!

[weirdlj96]

grimace always looks like he has a skin condition

[Valis77]

WOW Ronald McDonald and the little girl. I knew he was odd!

[cuppage1]

Grimace is not evil - he's just thirsty.

SPL-ASH!!!

[RobotwarsKing]

I feel sorry for him you know-all he wants is a drink.

"I'm thoi-sty!"

[Sanguwich]

McDonalds employees must rape the grimace anally once a month to keep him in line. He now lives in Virginia under the name "euniss" covered in cum stains and shame. The lies he lives in are unfathomable, but he lives a life of quiet dignity (but with cum stains). His retardation only more sad, as he has to cope with it, and the fact that he was crushed by his only friends, and the failure to save their souls from the bukake of the McDonalds Klan!

[lindsay40k]

> McDonalds employees must rape the grimace

What, all of them?

[user27ft]

"And so, Grimace treaded water for some time, waterlogging his brain, this lowering his IQ to a mere -50."

Good ole Grimace the retard, what WOULD we do without you.

[Gunganbuster]

The toxic ingredients in the river melted what little remained of Grimace, allowing Ronald to make him his bitch.

[chopchop327]

This song is so catchy. I really do think they should make today's commercials like this one.

[snosage]

It's the evil clown who controls the media!

[CryXxXHunk]

Spuhhh-Lasshh

[MANEATINGWREATH]

Grimace likes shakes and cokes.

[kodiakbear25]

You are a very sick person

[limemellowyellow]

ronald kinda sounds like yogi the bear..

[captainchuck76]

He's just thirsty you sadistic clown. Give him a fu(king shake for shit sake. No, you had to fu(k with him. Maybe that's why he's "evil". On the other hand Gimace, you might be better off drinking out of that lake you just fell in (provided you didn't sh!t yourself when you fell).

[KaseyAkira]

Dude, he STOLE the fucking drinks! They cost, what? 70 cents a peice? Tell that tree hugging dope smoking pile of turd to get off his fat ass and get a job instead of stealing food and drinks whenever he gets the goddamn 'munchies'!!

[grubs078]

@captainchuck76 Grimace wouldn't be so evil had he not been deceived by Ronald, making him stumble into that lake............. and then basking in the fact he fell in is just fucked up, he has all the right to be evil. Damn clowns!

[HypnoToad72]

Wow, swinging' counterculture music! No wonder our society is in a mess; that commercial spawned our society as we know it. If we coked up just like they had, we'd think everything would look normal too.

King Moody also did better as Shtarker on the sitcom "Get Smart"...

[Sylvan93]

Evil Grimass.

Ronald and the Kids are on Drugs.

The Drugs that are in McDonalds Food. thats why its so addictive

[x88zero]

Grimace sounds jewish

[marksiwel]

Ronald why dont you call your mother, your killing her! Oi!

[CirrusBluesummers]

"Wait!" shooouuuuted Ronald.

Spa-lash.

This is some great stuff

[Dalxyn]

thats weird what happened to grimaces other two arms and his voice deepened and he suddely turned really dumb

[Mestizo1971]

I take it Grimace was invented when psychedelics were in.

[CirrusBluesummers]

What gave it away?

[RobotwarsKing]

Does anyone else know that Mcdonald's Shakes don't actually contain whatever the flavour's supposed to be? (Like how Strawberry does not contain Strawberry, or their new "Extra chocolatey, chocolatey chocolate shakes" then there is a warning that says "please note: Our shakes do not contain chocolate")

[badluckshadow13]

xD are you serious? that's funny

[RobotwarsKing]

Yes. The same thing goes with their burgers.

(Try our NEW EXTRA BEEFY BEEFY BEEF BURGERS!

*Please note that our burgers do not contain beef*)

After I found out, I pledged never to eat at McDonalds again, so now I feel a lot better. It was a sad day for all involved at Mcdonalds, Especially Ronal McDonald.

[badluckshadow13]

xD I still love the mcflurries though

[fiver316]

oh grimace, gimmie back my milkshake you gready bastard! LOL

[Ghoulstar13]

ok This scared me!!!

[ghettochocolate]

grimace looks like a blob

[RobotwarsKing]

He looks more like Barney the Dinosaur's Testicle.

[GangstaSkoodge]

Four arms?!

[slamduncan808]

GRIMACE IS A PIMP

[nolastcalls]

what was Mayor McCheese, and that perverted clown doing with that poor innocent girl secluded in the woods, and why did he have a movie camera with him, and why was he so threatened when something came wobbling up?

[dalzilla]

I always heard Grimmace used to be evil!

[1manwalkingfreakshow]

Ah yes... I don't remember this commercial clearly, but I do recall Grimace was a bad guy until he came over to the "light side." I think it was in an ad where Ronald saves him from falling in a bottomless pit.

[RobotwarsKing]

Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.

[badluckshadow13]

xD yup Ronald's like Pennywise or sumthin'

[RobotwarsKing]

A Happy Clown. A Happy-Eat your Children-Clown. Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.

*Curls into a ball and cries*

[badluckshadow13]

Ronald wants to give you cheap plastic toys and some nuggets in this new value meal selling for the low, low price of... your SOUL!

[Technorg]

Dude, Grimace looks like the crap my dog took the other day! XD

[spjunkie]

These were the original Sid and Marty croft style characters (designed by the kroft design team, but not authorized by Sid or Marty!)

[jsf01974]

"Conspiracy Theory: Grimmace underwent an exorcism so that he wouldn't be "Evil" any more. It was successful, but the evil which escaped from him was reincarnated in the form of "The Hamburglar". This has been a Conspiracy Theory."

And in the process he lost four of his six arms too! :-)

I have to admit, I like that old '60s psychedelic theme. Bring it back!!! Uber-groovy!!!

[mp7882]

"SPA-lash."

[biscuitpiece]

I wrote the head honcho of McDonald's and asked him what Grimace was. He wrote back and told me that Grimace represented innocence and curiousity, yet he never told me what he WAS! I'm glad Grimace is a good Christian McDeez player now. ;p

[SyphusBatterus]

My friend says he thinks Grimace is a milkshake, then I asked him why they don't have any variety of purple milkshake and he was like oh yeah good point.

[tvnutboy]

Conspiracy Theory: Grimmace underwent an exorcism so that he wouldn't be "Evil" any more. It was successful, but the evil which escaped from him was reincarnated in the form of "The Hamburglar". This has been a Conspiracy Theory.

[badluckshadow13]

yeah 'cept hamburglar was cool

[1manwalkingfreakshow]

Yeah, today's "cute" Hamburglar doesn't look like he could steal a heart. The old one with the jagged hair, pointed nose and all... he's a dude that looks like he'll jack yer burger!

[badluckshadow13]

xD yeah although in that one ronald mcdonald movie didn't he nearly get aliens to destroy ronald?

[OldsVistaCruiser]

Actually, I remember the commercial in the mid-to-late 1970s where the Grimace was transformed - Ronald hooked the Grimace up with all the triple-thick shakes he wanted, and Grimace mellowed out.

Evidently, Mickey D's wanted to reinvent the character!!

[donnington]

"Hey kids I've got a meaty surprise for you. Come into my kids area..."

[Blondiegreeneyes72]

he wanted them to suck on his tube steak ;)