CARROT TOP 3

[TheDeltaco147]

Oops I meant 6618096848

[TheDeltaco147]

Call this# 6615783091

[theboss684684]

To many fuckin haters

[TheNalith]

wtf is this? he even sounds like a woman. and heeell, unfunny like shit -.-

[WheelMan1337]

0:33 Best Stewie Griffin impersonation I've heard today.

[rumpshaker95]

@erinxbabez

Hey is extremely attractive -3

[Bigtaffy76]

What a cunt

[IHABC8]

I found a pussy!

[Erinxbabez]

Am i the only one who finds carrot top insanely attractive?

[sqazsquat]

he's doing more stand up and less props in this clip. i like it.

[BILLAMIES]

I wonder what the F was that last "How 'bout a nice shark attack?" xD lol

[KeusFrench]

I thought Carrot Top was a guitar player

[gatlar28]

@KeusFrench no thats bucket head and he can shred

[nudeteawithwoodreaux]

he looks so much better as a skinny little worm.

[TheStrawhatmenace]

only good ginger



[KalidescopeKreations]

so now we know he has monster pubes. wonder why hes single?

[cocothecat321]

Carrot top is the most gay person ive ever seen.

[catsarecoolerthenice]

i think carrot top is hot

[BenjaminGoose]

I don't get it...

[KiteTheRunner]

Hey can someone help me find this video of Carrot Top performing on Jay Leno? I can't remember when it was taken, but I know it was very close to the 2008 Presidential elections, and there was an opening joke about the Green Bay Packers. Can someone post a link here?

[ch3573r90]

this guy is weird and kinda gay

[shanetottenham]

he was funnier back then, hes shit and cocky now

[kungfoam25]

that's the second funniest ginger i've ever seen

[schredder12]

@kungfoam25 Who is number 1 then?

[iluvmoondoggie]

@schredder12 obviously you didn't get that joke.

swing and a miss.

If you dont understand the context then dont bother to answer.

[schredder12]

@iluvmoondoggie How should i know he was not serious?

[iluvmoondoggie]

@schredder12 he was serious. Dont you know who the funniest ginger is??

[schredder12]

@iluvmoondoggie nope?

[iluvmoondoggie]

@schredder12 well then...

[gasteinerboy]

how can be a human be so ugly

[KodeSchokolade]

hes still funny but hes so ungly did he ever get a woman?

[iieevv]

Thats... ALOT... OF HAIR DOWN THERE...*removes sunglasses*

[Killsorow]

totally the King of Prop comedy

[MagicalOillusions]

he actually cutier here.

don't shoot me...

[pffwoah1]

mommy mommy mommy mom mom mommy mommy mommy

[christianorenaldo7]

this guy is not funny

[costar456]

1:42 is tht chick whering a bikini or is tht the way her tits look?

[Vahriotee]

he looked sooo much better here, and his performance was a lot better

[costar456]

tht waz sooo funny



[AnOIdLady]

Are the audience paid to laugh at his "funny" jokes?

[carlosone1972]

Now I know why family guy rips the s*it out of this , it's very low iq American crap.

[applejuice54321]

@carlosone1972 lol and family guy isn't? your just a dumb...let me geuss...BRIT!!

[david2k6murphy]

@applejuice54321 im british nd love family guy but this is shit

[claudebodel]

i hear aids does stand up too at what point does it become funny?

[bigdroz1982]

When I heard Don King in a leg lock I got scared I might not have finished my times tables homework because I instantly flashed back to the second grade. I get that different people like different comedy and I'm fine with that but when you steal jokes from 2nd graders from 25 years ago, that's pretty hacky

[dmlarmstrong]

Don King In A Leg-Lock -|: ) hahahahaha

[kristian1115]

A Mix of J.D and Brad Pitt?

[nitchu000]

his jokes used to come off so much better back then, and I think its because he still had self confidence in himself and his jokes, hes doing it for himself and now hes trying to please the audience too much that you can tell he is constantly putting himself down when he doesnt get a laugh. He's rushes through everything. He does 10 jokes in five minutes.

[swerver01]

FUCKIN WANK!

[Tezluv12]

i think he was funnier when he was skinny

[AceEstwick]

well that was weird

[Thunderboltedit]

Carrot Top: Rocks Las Vegas 2003

[greatinternet1]

what was the movie called

[ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

suprisingsyl i shat bricks at the mummummummummommymommymommy look look etc. and the " is your mommy in this state???"

[wendywolfman]

Now I know why Bill Hicks flamed this douche

[KellisFlakes]

Carrot top uses props to base his jokes. Its not actually comedy

[FeDeXmAnIaC1]

@KellisFlakes its still comedy, he makes his own props(usually) so therefor its still creative and his own style of comedy

[ClarksComedy]

He is funn, but he is a prop comic not a comedian, there is a difference

[AnGeLdEsIrAy]

Carrot top is hilarious. He is one of the best comedians. I really like his stuff and I look forward to seeing him at the Luxor.

[kg988]

he is pretty funny...lesson: don't take drugs that alter your hormones

[ArielTV53]

dang, i dont care what anyone says, i think hes a fantastic comedian, hes hilarious... and soooo cute :)

[101selenafan]

uhh hes funny but ewww look when his shirt goes up it looks like fake skin

[MRJONNYMUSIC]

how is this funny? so american

[Telonelemon3]

@MRJONNYMUSIC You have to be smart to understand it.

[MRJONNYMUSIC]

@Telonelemon3 aha

[bersaba]

This video needs to be edited with a photo of current Carrot Top with "no no no" added.

[vreaucont]

no soul



[eugen241]

@vreaucont fuck u

[MagicalOillusions]

he looks cute here

[ethanPEC]

boy he's ugly

[si1verm0th]

he's really pretty

[LinkinRocker2008]

Is this supposed to be... funny?

[biggman18]

i wont lie some of his props are really funny

[heatsk7]

he looked better like this

[plutoplatters]

@heatsk7 far better. but try telling a "huge muscle" body person they look "insecure" they will never get it...never.......never

[Travmapunk]

@heatsk7 C'mon, when it's enough it's enough! Stop bitching about it already!

We all got it, but he is the way he is now! You can't do shit about it, so enjoy some comedy or GET THE FUCK OFF!

Are you, trolls, clicking on his videos just to bitch about how much "better he looked before"? Getalife already, whiny ass bitch! No one cares!

And probably all you'll get to say will be a retarded "Umadbro?" Yes, i'm mad. I don't like retarded bitches))

[nucleardmon]

Wow he really juiced up :p

[SourMissy]

hes stupid, a top of a carrot is green.. LIES!

[Macanito1]

@SourMissy fuk off

if you dont like him then what made you click this video

[SourMissy]

@Macanito1 because I didnt know him.

and you dont know how to spell. your probably 10yrs old anyway.

[Macanito1]

@SourMissy what did i misspell

fuk?

i just didn't want to show the word

don't belive me?well then fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[piraterocks]

@SourMissy You spelled YOU'RE wrong. YOU'RE probably 10 years old anyways.

[SourMissy]

@piraterocks okay then, and I am not ten. If I was I WOULD'VE been on my other youtube account anyway.

[piraterocks]

@SourMissy Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[SourMissy]

@piraterocks wtf?

[MrsTaylorLautner1269]

@Macanito1 ignore her. her name is sourmissy, and she's just doing as her name says; being sour. but she's not just sour, she's a retard with no sence of humor

[Macanito1]

@MrsTaylorLautner1269 thanks

at least someone has a sense of huor

[SourMissy]

@MrsTaylorLautner1269 How am I suppose to laugh at him, I dont find him funny Mrs.TaylorLautner .... ok wow!

[MrsTaylorLautner1269]

@SourMissy my friend named my youtube channel... she knew i HATED taylor lautner so she made it my name 'cause she thought it was funny to make me mad. and it's alright if you don't laugh at his jokes; it's just your sence of humor. a bad sence of humor, but it's still a sence of humor.

[SourMissy]

@MrsTaylorLautner1269 eh.. cause its so hard to make a new account. and you dont know me, dont judge me. and nice to know that your arguing with a 13 about myself.

[MrsTaylorLautner1269]

@SourMissy it's because i already posted a video on it and youtube won't let me post it again so I had to stick with it. and you don't know me. you know what? even though you don't have a good sence of humor, what you said was really mature, so I'm gonna judge you like this; an okay person with a not-so-good sence of humor. :P

[si1verm0th]

@MrsTaylorLautner1269 omg how can you hate taylor lautner haven't you seen him shirtless?

[misshelpme]

Carrot top is amazing., hot too

[p46et]

1:30 LOL hahaha :)

[GunsNRosesLoverrr]

His Shirt Is Strangely Cool , Only Cux He's So Damn Funny !

[GarbagemanRogue]

which dvd is this?

[MrSNEAKERBOY15]

i cant beleive hes now 45...and is this video before he took steriods?

[dizzlemob]

@MrSNEAKERBOY15 Just because someone can gain muscle doesn't mean they take roids, but then again that just shows how ignorant you are and most of the world is.

[MrSNEAKERBOY15]

@dizzlemob well im not the one who has gay wrestling videos.so f off gay fag he does take roids you know it

[dizzlemob]

@MrSNEAKERBOY15 Yet your talking shit on a youtube comment page. Me calling you ignorant doesn't count as me talking shit. Big man lol. Does this impress the rest of the freshman?

[MrSNEAKERBOY15]

@dizzlemob wow your comebacks sound like your in highschool to wow you probley droped out and didnt get to graduate you stupid arrogant ass wipe fukk off.

[dizzlemob]

@MrSNEAKERBOY15 Fuck***

[SuckingBallsYumYum]

@MrSNEAKERBOY15

so, you have a crush on Carrot Top ???? you want to floss your teeth with his red pubic hair ????

Crazy gay guy >.<

[MrSNEAKERBOY15]

@SuckingBallsYumYum  yeppers

[MSTmike3k]

he was yelling like Sam Kinison

[jc4rv]

what the fuck is he wearing

[lickmynipnips]

This just isn't funny...Carrot top should get aids and die slowly

[666tommytomtom666]

This is terrible

[madtvfreak3]

Does Anyone Know What DVD This Is From?

[darkseclusion]

The old carrot top seemed more calm and relaxed. From his more recent standups, he seems really anxious and rushed for some reason and basically speeds through his props.

[therestisrain]

he is sooo funny!!!!! I have never heard anyone more funnier than him! (Yes I said MORE FUNNIER!!!!)

[squeekers93]

wtf happened to CT??

hes pure skinny and has a squeeky voice and now hes a tank?

[fisterfight]

@squeekers93 Steriods.

[MrDickHurtzer]

@squeekers93 Looks like Test Enth and/or Dbol to me...His face is swollen from the aromitization into estrogen.

[MrSNEAKERBOY15]

@squeekers93 one word steroids.good ones too

[dafaucas]

@MrSNEAKERBOY15 and too much synthol

[redman8903]

@squeekers93 steroids

[lawahez]

thanx a lot for uploading!!! what dvd is this on?

[JudeandRosie]

I need to do my hair.. It looks like his right now, 'cept mines black.

Oh what a shame -.-

[SUPERJAILrockz11]

WTF !

[mychonnygrl]

HAHAHAH he says no funny hahah and the cough hahaha NO NO NO NO

[KelseyL97]

carrot top is the united states' new president.

[DJKID777]

he not that funny i dont feel his joke

[natydredloc]

he reminds me of the wrestlers the audience loves to hate, the more hate they receive the bigger the popularity & more money they make !

[YummyEnise]

carrot tops unfunny i thought it would be good but its crap.and muscley carot top looks homosexual

[elhombrelovo121]

i agree with, but you sir, cannot structure a sentence to save your life...

[YummyEnise]

hey i get A's & B's(HA) in English

[jdfan1989]

have you ever seen his show in person?

[colekrieger69]

He also does a bit of stand up, its unfair to say he is not funny. But i gotta say all the comedians use him for jokes but none of them say they hate him or that they don't like his material. Because hes good and people no it. Your wrong, although i think he might wear eyeliner sometimes

[falombia]

he also paints his nails dark blue along with almost always wearing eyeliner but im still very fond of him.he IS funny

[therestisrain]

That is what makes him awsome!

[tankownzu]

@colekrieger69 and i think every other comedian is afraid of him now cause of his size

[colekrieger69]

watch him at flava flavs roast or however he spells his ridiculous name

[jeffreyleighton]

is top gay? hes always wearing flowers

[SethHesio]

What have flowers got to do with being gay?

[falombia]

no, hes not gay.he probly just likes shirts with flowers on it,or whatever

[TheFreebornFanatic]

@jeffreyleighton Yeah, just because a guy likes flowers doesn't mean he is gay. Moron...

[southphillyitaliana]

I miss 80's and 90's Carrot Top. I think it's clear that he doesn't really like his job anymore. With physical change comes personality change - he's arrogant and offensive in his act today.

[jadegizmo]

yes, and he makes his own props which makes him just that much better.

[TinkerTotsTatorTots]

whoo689 You are a moron, In carrot top's acts he uses props, he's all original he once and a while does simple jokes but what his acts consist of is props.

[whoo689]

Did he eat paint chips as a kid? Why the hell would anyone find that crap funny? These people must be high or something, the ones in the audience. Can't he do any comedy WITHOUT having to use props? How about some actual jokes?

[bandgeek89]

you think you can do better? Let's see it.

[thanksfortheyear]

they ARE jokes you douchebag. i bet youre not even 1/4th as funny as this guy

[conformistkiller666]

you gotta upload the whole thing man!!!!!!!

[tacolength]

stop it at 00:13

[JoAqUiNBandit]

"is your mother in this STATE?! get the hell in the pool!"

[TheAmangatang]

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Hit pause at 1:07... His face is priceless!

[TheAmangatang]

"Got their damn hair and shit hangin' out. Whooooo, yeah! Here we are!" lol, funny as :P

[erwuen]

keep going to 0:58 to 0:59 its fucking funny "have ya seen this shit"

[BedTimeLullaby]

He was actually kind of cute when he was skinny but when he got all bulked it's just horrible.

[Angelgirl9581]

@BedTimeLullaby agreed 

[ShawnC777]

holy shit thats a lot of hair

[NAXPJuggernaut]

CARROT TOP IS NOT FUNNY!

[cyinyde]

then explain to me why hes still doing stand up comedy and shows in vegas?

[sawneyb37]

Ok I hope you know you just made yourself look like an immature idiot. Do you so desperatly hate him that you need to come onto one of his videos and procliam it hmm? grow up.

[specialkkeven]

this motherfucker went to my rival highschool cocoa

[101crissangel]

i didnt even no he had surgery lol he looks much better though

[phishinvan]

his plastic surgery transition and his bulking up is so strange. not as much the super sizing, but the totally new shape of his eyes and his face in general. Its not just a swollen face or whatever.

Not hating on the fellow, just a really different kind of facial transition with him. Weird.

[XXnukleopatraXX]

Ive got this DVD and its so funny.

I actually thought he looked so cute back then with his big wavy hair and skinny bod!

I cant believe the mega-muscles he spots these days!!!

[eevans02]

No no no!!!! (Points to pubic hair) NO!!!!

Looks like you have don King in a leglock!!

[HavannahGirl1996]

damn thats funny crapp... :D

[vortex9432]

drinkin, gamblen, prostitution, HEY LETS BRING THE KIDS COMON!!!!!! lmao

[ShikaItachiGirl666]

LMFAO!!! Hilarious!!