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  • im not sure what im doing here, all i remember was this weird guy moving a magnet away from the camera.

  • i literally sneezed right before he said "bless you" no joke

  • im going to order some tobuscus stuff but i really want a nugget and a buscit hoodie in green but you dont have any so im going to buy a tobuscus hoodie and nugget and a buscuit shirt and i also love you youtube channels

  • I LUV THE DARKNESS REDNESS WHITNESS WALLET!!, I WILL DO ANYTHING FERR ONE :D

  • Thumbs up if you want to make something for Toby, but everybody keeps taking your ideas!?!?!

  • your awesome

  • I want  a Tobuscus hat and wallet

  • Love the intermission lol

  • BLESS !YOUR! FACE!

  • wait you FISTED HER

  • 3:10-3:35 FUNNIEST EVER HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA xD

  • bus-buscus.

    funny right?

  • i <3 Griffin

  • Robuscus

  • Wow, that girl was a hater. Griffin is totally a mans dog! And now he has a cute shirt. =D Aw.

  • I Hope I Met Him :(

  • it sounds like he says do-sex

  • 7:00

  • And I PUNCHED HER IN THE BUTT!

  • 4:39 hehe :)

  • I love how you always remember what you were gonna say in the outrow...

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  • hahahahaa! awwwwwww i love the face toby makes @ 0:50 when hes imitating griffin saying "Please can I have some?!"

    <3

  • 3:25 ....Priceless...

  • love that you broke out into an En Vogue song! didn't know you were so versed in R&B ;) u never cease to amaze me! :D

  • yea I have ADHD !

  • TOBHATCUS!!!

  • I kept replaying 3:27 cuz i never saw toby so black.-ness.

  • Click 1:20 over and over again. Toby is laughing HARD

  • The girl was like: ''Your Gaybuscus now'' Then he chases her and smack her butt...classy people! Very classy! A-a-a-a-nd CUT! That's sexual assault Toby!

  • *feels a sneeze comming on* I'm gonna sneeze! *runs upstairs and turns on toby vid.* achoo! I did it!! I have sneezed in a toby video! I'm blessed! Yesss! In your face! XD

  • toby turner forgets to pay for parking: toby: aww man you 'to'wed my 'bus' why!!!!!

    warden: 'cus'

    read all the words in quote marks :P

  • DUCKBUSCUS!!!!! :D

  • I WANNA GO TO TOBY'S FAST FOOD RESTURANT!!!! WHERE IS IT?!!!!

  • I will buy a hat, and a bracelet. not joking

  • This was posted on my birthday :D

  • Y U NO ADD DUH 7:16 NUMBER

  • 3:26-3:35 lol!!(:

    

  • @sweetspa22 LOL

  • Toby's Advice for getting a date:

    "So I ran up behind her and punched her in the butt."

    Oh Toby... ROFLCOPTER

  • He kinda looks like Perry the Platypus (SPONSER!) with that color shirt and the orangeish hat!

  • Toby playing Deus Ex

    "Must be sneaky..."

    "SCREW THIS MURDER EVERYBODY"

  • hothothotho.... potentially fifteen. OOPS!

  • I'm strangely attracted to ghetto Toby.....?

  • go to 5:57 to hear Toby say "SEX" !!!

  • bahothothothothotbahhhotototot

    

  • I DON'T HAVE ANY OF DAT

  • hi Toby i thought you might want to know tat you have animal fans as well as my cat came to watch your videos

  • I thought he said Fucker whatchu want.! xD

  • make and sell the hats!

    

  • TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY!!!!! If you make a griffin puppy stuffed animal i would definately bye it. I just wanted to give you an idea of what people like me want. OUTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS. Bless your face, if you sneased well reading this comment bless you, Peace off. ba da doo doo doo doo doo doo doo please read. BOOP!

  • hothothothot potencially 15

    i loved that

  • You punched her in the butt? O.o

  • @TheEpicSuperFan ... or face or both or .... other..?

  • I Just discovered that when the loading circle appears, i pressed the arrow keys and started playing Snake with the loading circle :') try it out x

  • 21 people r ................ STUPID IDIOTS!

  • 3:23 - 3:35 Is one of the most amazing pieces of vlog footage ever recorded

  • I touched the magnet, and then I forgot why I touched the magnet. And now I'm commenting.

  • Would have been funny if he punched her in the ankle instead.

  • Toby? Will you marry me? we might need a ducktape weeding dress with Tobuscus writin on the back on the back.

  • you noodle! you guys hit the dislike button instead of the like button

  • oh great now i have to find the comment from @Rusty511

    thanks...

  • @kevsaidno It's the top rated comment lol

  • umm theres a comercial by google on the right... it says "Yoby, there`s a dead guy`s body inside this ride" ... creepy

  • wow really white teeth.. lol this kid that stalks me has the uglyest teeth ever and then i see teeth that are WHITNESS!!

  • HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT potentially 15.

  • when you said Final Destination when the bus went by, I had just been looking for those movies earlier today. BEE HEE HEE! (cute hat, dude.)

  • at 3:55, did anyone else reach out and touch the monitor?

  • 3:22-3:44 best 22 seconds of my life lol!!

  • TOBY Deus is Latin. o-o. not like Latino, but like the language spoken way back when in Europe. There are some references of Latin in Assassin's Creed :)!

  • I love Toby. :))

  • toby i think that girl was telling you you're gay indirectly lol

  • TOBUSCUS

  • deus ex is pronounced DAY-oos Ecks... and its not english, its latin for "out of God" or "from God"... your welcome :p

  • You straight crazy, kid

  • LOL potentially 15 oops..

  • Deus Ex is pronounced day-us ex, I think.

  • I DON"T HAS ANY O DAT

  • @Rusty511 He does ask you to sub.

  • busbuscus!

  • you and my oldest brother would be like, best friends! You are so much like him... i mean, we could be best friends, but i think you'd perfer to be best friends with someone about youre age, instead of a 14 year old girl... so yeah... but hey! If you do want to be my best friend, i dont mind! I will be the coolest highschool freshman EVER! haha

  • who else tried to pause it to see his ID xD

  • TOBY RULES

  • Wuts da link to toby's secret :D

  • HAHAHA "hothothothot potentially 15 OOPS"

  • lol bon qui qui buscus sucka can i take ya orda we aint have any of that

  • Toby, there's a dead guys body inside this ride.........

    Just thought you might wanna know that.

  • DEYUS

  • i hurt myself laughing so much at Toby trying to put that necklace on...

  • So he's the evil bald guy with a ... date..? I couldnt think of a word... so ... hope you have a date... I sure dont...

  • The ad next to this video says "Toby, there's a dead guy's body in this ride." AHHH!!!

  • dude how many other people paused it at about 4:32 - 4:33 to see if they could read it? lol

  • i want that darkness redness and whiteness wallet dude

  • BUSBUSCUS!!!

  • side burns o w o

  • magnet-ified-icated

  • 1:19 Toby's "you just inadvertently called me gay" face.

  • Can I be friends with Toby? I have ADHD.

  • 4:09 school buscus!!

  • I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT ALL I GOT IS T-SHIRTS ... AND THIS HAT THIS ONE HAT

  • "hot hot hot potentially 15 woops"

  • Omg that stupid creepy guy is back...  "Toby, there's a dead guy's body inside this ride" ??? And the worst thing is he pays to put them up there!

  • i love that he mentions final destination

  • Toby, I saw Brittani's video. Your printer address isn't that hard to guess.....

  • @Vahrules Which video is it? I promise not to spam his printer with messages...

  • Anyone else having problems with their subscription box lately?? Like my videos are randoml being thrown out of it that are only like 2 or 3 days old.

  • Welcome to Tobuscus-Burger, home of the BuscusBurger can i take your order?

  • "hotohtohothot, potentially 15. oops."

  • Griffen needs a tobuscus collar!!!

  • Who else waited for him to say "-CUS!" after he screamed "BUS!" ?

  • keep pressing 3..... TwangaTwangaTwangaTwangaTwanga­­TwangaTwangaTwanga .. wearing tobuscus shirts!!

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  • the majority of peoepl i know call it (day-us)

  • keep pressing 4

  • A few things I luv about Toby.

    1. He just bes himself, doesn't try to be funny with lame jokes.

    2. His not opinionated.

    3. Doesn't ask me to subscribe.

    4.NO JUMP CUTS. :D He just runs with it and it turns out being some of the best commentary ive ever heard.

  • @Rusty511 Uhm... bada dada dada dada dooo SUBSCRIBE...

    so numer three isn't exactly correct...

  • @BRLB666 yes but he dosent beg

  • @BRLB666 that is beautiful lullaby, not a plead for me to subscribe :P

  • @Rusty511 Doesn't ask to sub?

  • @Rusty511 But he does ask... with his out-tro.

  • @Rusty511 do-do-do-do-do-do-doo-subscrib­e

  • @Rusty511 Number 3 is not true but the rest is! We love you Toby!

  • @Rusty511 what about "ba da do do do do dooo subscribe"?

  • @Rusty511 Umm.... "doodoodoodoodoooSUBSCRIBE."?

  • @Rusty511 do do do do do do do subscribe

  • @Rusty511 Yep, the "badadododododododo SUBSCRIBE" at the has nothing to do with him asking for you to subscribe. The other points are pretty spot on though.

  • @Rusty511 huh? he does. C; He said in the end: Da da duh duh duh duh duh duh duh SUBCRIBEE <3 LOLOLOLOL BUUUUB

  • @Rusty511 what about his theme song? at the end of his videos?

  • Hold 2 For Creepyness

  • is that... Comic Sans?

  • @ZiPKooKiE oooh yeah i know that^^

  • Press "5" for Toby to moan!

  • I've seen big burly men, Wrestler type men, who have poodles. She probably thought he was gay. Lol

  • I dont know why, but Deus is Portuguese (my language) I dont know if that from Brasil or Portugal... Any way Deus stands for God...So you know!

  • @Darkula13 Actually, it's Latin. The word is also in Portuguese because it and several other European languages are based on Latin.

    The entire phrase would be "deus ex machina", which (roughly) means "god from the machine".

  • HOLD 4 AND 7

  • Magnetic-fied-ificated

    

  • hothothothotpotentialyfifteen.­.

  • Toby IS a Robot keep pressing 5!!!

  • (سಥ益ಥ)س

  • Toby, will you ever finish L.A. Noire?

    Press 9

    "No."

  • Yes Toby, it's pronounced "Deus Ex", not "Dude Sex"

  • Hold 8 for silly laugh :)

  • INTRO OF DAARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHIIIITENESS

  • omg a toby ad in a toby vid :O tobception :O

  • no one will ever steal your id toby your too much of a legend

  • hahaaha!!!!

    

  • 3:27 A Tobuscus Fast food joint?! I would eat there every day... and fill out a job application...

  • Hothothothothothothothat- potentially 15 oops! LOL Best Thing Ever!

  • So, anyone else LOVE TOBY?!!???!!

  • Wanna Hear Toby Laugh?

    Press 7

    

  • keep pressing 4. thats the best omg.

  • 'Thats not how you put on a necklace on'

    LOL! That Killed Me!

  • does anyone have a link to the video he was talking about in the end? xD

  • keep pressing 8

  • I thought he sung "never gonna finish de sex" lol

  • @Deathstone397

    I mean haters gonna hate, and I hate auto correct.

  • @Deathstone397

    Hatred gonna hate

  • did anyone else kinda of panic about the bus lol?

  • haha ur funny but really really really wierd

  • Poor Gyrphon :(

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  • if you bath in head and shoulders you become ROBOTCUS!

  • Or you could just knee and toe all over the place......

  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y YOU NO PLAY MINECRAFT!!!??

  • Toby. We've watched you play LA Noire. We all know that you can't do the ninja car move thing you're talking about at @1:36. :)

  • if sne--hothothot----bless you---hothotot----bless you. hothothot potentially 15. oops. LOL

  • a toby ad on a toby video? tob-ception

  • ok toby fans, the comments on Toby's vid " JUSTIN BIEBER KISSES SELENA GOMEZ" is beeing over run by haters! we need to go there, like the vid, and tell those haters wuts up! copy and paste to other toby vids, we WILL make the like bar look how it should and we WILL scare all haters away! like this and spread the word!