Man vs. Wild - Secret Water Sources

[aznguy11111]

i've run out of water. better drink my own shit

[ldb453]

piss

[ONExxTWO]

drink my own piss jokes are old !

[Thieflyfe]

AAH a lion's stalking me! i'm pissing in my mouth

[XxDARKS1DERxX]

water everywhere...better drink my own piss

[usuck214]

better drink the cactus's piss

[fbuonyny]

man vs wild is awsome

[Ru55ianGrim]

the suns going down, better drink my own piss.

[aeestela]

this guy could simply walk into mordor

[TheRaginTiger]

Fuck Chuck Norris

[MrWiniethepooh]

@TheRaginTiger this guy dies 5 days ago R.I.P.

[MrWiniethepooh]

@MrWiniethepooh died*

[TheRaginTiger]

@MrWiniethepooh

Who "died"?

[MrWiniethepooh]

@TheRaginTiger You :/

[TheRaginTiger]

@MrWiniethepooh

Really, biatch?

[MrWiniethepooh]

@TheRaginTiger Come at me bro

[MrGurupandi]

@MrWiniethepooh your a bitch. fuck u

[MrWiniethepooh]

@MrGurupandi Challenge accepted

[MrGurupandi]

@MrWiniethepooh okkkkkkkkkkkkkk...............­.

[MrWiniethepooh]

@MrGurupandi U mad bro?

[MrGurupandi]

@MrWiniethepooh yep im perfectly mad

[MrWiniethepooh]

@MrGurupandi Then sir you just got trolled... Better drink your own piss..

[catsonfirelike]

I have some white milky sap...

[KillWithFire12]

HE SAYS PEE NOT PISS YOU MORONS

[jubani93]

CORRECTIONS. That fluid that looks like milk is not deadly.  if it reaches the eye it will make it itchy like spicy. i lived around those for decades. But why is he saying it can kill ppl. it's funny how they feed those urban kids.

[MrPorktoast]

@jubani93 Some plants with milky sap are poisionous, but take dandelions for example, they have milky sap but are not poisonous. Like bear says as a general rule of thumb its better to stay away from it. Better safe than sorry.

[jolabuj]

we need this.....if we want to survive.....thats is so important.

[Zakum0099]

see that cameraman?its full of protein

[plumbumbox]

@Zakum0099 and fat

[daspense]

You know in times of great drought in africa, bear drinks his own piss at home in england

[alicwkd]

"As a rule of thumb- stay away from white sticky stuff"

[TheMrlalala4488]

bear logic.. finds water pure water... better drink my own piss anyway

[bmoua60]

its really funny how people are trying to get thumbs up for the piss jokes

[MrLaser77]

I've run out of piss. Cameraman get over here.

[AthreLRo]

OMG! It's a Kaktus...

[hunthoho]

Whats with the pee jokes, seriously lol

[darkmoon9197]

@hunthoho one time,while he was in a desert he drank his piss

[o0kyuji0o]

Cactus juice: Its the QUENCHIEST

[Turtlepuff69]

@o0kyuji0o sakka said that XD

[gamelord002]

You probably though that this was a cactus

Nope Just Chuck testa.

[noenian]

its very dangerous...Lets drink from it :D

[kikoololdewow]

bear is little bit like chuck .. :P

[machikung2]

สดวะ

[HardlyNuthin]

haha i didn't know cactusses could masturbate!

[MrMatt1512]

Lol looks like sperm.

[Megacombatarmspro]

OoO cool

[hydralisk3313]

Bear Grylls is a badass.

[SkilledClips]

better drink my own piss

[Ixillius]

@SkilledClips

Better come up with something original while doing so.

[Dulac2010]

i want some water now :D

[snekutis741]

bear:fuck no water camera man!!! lets go to the hotel now

[ToxicKid9991]

dangerous sap! better drink my own piss!

[ZuhBoomaFooHD]

Bear you drink your own piss, so yeah everythings drinkable to you

[GummBo3]

Bear never buys food... he recycles his food you see

[CliffordVII]

just like my sperm, is deadly

[nemmaloo]

I watch these 'cause I'me causes of plain crashes so if stranded I'll know what 2 do.

[kaaabooooom]

@nemmaloo just book mark this video,that way if u crash on a desert island u can goto youtube and find out how to survive :p

[xXxHow2VidsxXx]

ewwww that milky goo thing looks like jizz 0.o

[MrWORRIA]

he is wasting more energy than gaining hahaha

[MonarchyTheLegend]

thats a cool plant though. it makes me happy (the dollar bush)

[peterfinnigane]

32 people couldnt find any dollar bushes

[GeneralPie29]

Whats the name of that bush?

[MonarchyTheLegend]

@GeneralPie29

its a dollar bush

[flamingbolt5]

@GeneralPie29

ever thought of looking back in the video ? its would've the smartest thing to do without waiting hours for an answer.

[EinKindStirbt]

Heheheh... Keep away from white milky sap.. Tell that to my whore of an ex girlfriend.

[BillaPacific]

*It's dangerous milky white stuff*

*Licks it from the plant*

*I'm Bear so I would not die*

*Better drink my own piss*

*Drinks own piss*

[giansantiago]

this guy should make fallout 4

[sairoku]

he always has a story about unfortunate people dying lol

[egosblue8]

what knife is that?



[TheAmazingGliscor]

"If you're thirsty, you're already dehydrated."

[XDMWeaponCollector]

My dick is filled with dangerous milky white stuff, and girls cant seem to stay away.

[TheDamianlol]

@XDMWeaponCollector Your dick (even though it is very small) isn't supposed to have any white liquid inside it, so unless you have some decease that makes your blood white instead of red, you should probably get it checked.

[XDMWeaponCollector]

@TheDamianlol I appreciate the response to a comment that was not ment tot be taken seriously. Although someone such as yourself, lacking in basic intellect, wouldnt understand the definition of the word -joke- .

[paladin0908]

Secret water sources you say? *pulls down pants* Better drink my own piss.

[tehnyhmshow]

@paladin0908 thats urine

[Activevz]

STUPID AD idont care about bounty!

[blueX49er]

just squeezed water into my mouth.......better drink my own piss

[mrhalo635]

how come there is no top comment about piss yet? bitch if its tricks you just drink some motha fucking piss not deadly plant piss you're own piss

[TutorialsForExperts]

Enjoy some piss instead of that nasty water.

[DTuriTuri]

Just found a water source... i'll still drink my own piss

[manmanny120]

Who jizzed in the cactus? -_-

[crscristee]

He cannot drink his own pee , he is out of pee . But he just ask for camera man's pee ! It got more minerals ~

[Berrylaff]

Why go look for secret water sources when you can just drink your own piss?

[Panthiest]

Wait i'm confused, why didn't he just drink his own pee?

[TheLemonfruit]

@Panthiest really funny.. why don't u just drink ur on pee?

[Panthiest]

@TheLemonfruit I'm sorry...I was. XD

[meandmypurplecat]

So much for secret.

[Sexyboy2226]

Secret water sources!

*Piss in the bottle*

[guerakkaa]

@Sexyboy2226 hahaha have one for him ;)

[Hiwayrockszone9]

My left testicle itches.

[KhAxel96]

anyone thirsty after watching this too?

[Load0Sheep]

he forgot his penis, that's where his favorite beverage came from and forgot about it

[MarioDiegoIcasiano]

"It's been nearly 6 hours... and I didn't find any water source at all yet, I should take a nap and my camera crew will leave..." Behind the scenes "GIVE ME YOUR WATER BOTTLE!!!!!" (GULP, GULP, GULP).... "It's me on the portable camera, and I still haven't found any water.."

[MarioDiegoIcasiano]

@MarioDiegoIcasiano hey... whre's my top comment...

[th4Guy77]

@MarioDiegoIcasiano well regardless this guy has balls. eating elephant shit, dead zebra, eating a camels fat, and living in it, jumping into ice cold water in siberia naked. .. people may wear superman pyjamas, but superman wears bear grylls pyjamas

[julietcheung2001]

aww.... no wonder the coin bush thing is a life saver- IT'S SOOO CUTE!!! :3!!!

[jdog1764]

that cactus is cumming

[6470447]

He must be too homeless to buy so good food =0

[Caleta280]

He forgot to mention, it is drinkable but you will be dehydrated after the crazy amounts of diarrhea an hour after.

[IRenduR]

Did .. Did that Cactus just Jizz on the knife .. ?

[supermanguyis]

i win....

[supermanguyis]

5 bucks theres a piss joke below me V

[MrOfficialmudkip]

"im out of piss better drink water"

[FuckFatGayHomoGinger]

better drink his piss than water

[VpRoGaMeRrRx]

dolar bush great bear can now buy something nice for him self

[darrenshanrawks2]

"anything with a white milky sap you wanna stay away from"

HurrHurrHurr Sperm...

[dangerboy551]

The cameraman probably has like 20 bottles of water with him, a hat and a smartphone to check out useless things in the middle of the desert.

[MrKurushi]

bear alrdy counted to infinte twice!

[MrGustaphe]

@furtheststar: he would do so by drinking his own piss.

[ivp110]

found water. Better drink my own piss.

[won1853]

lol Bear-race!

[pore36]

secret water sources? more like secret piss sources

[dysfunyction]

@ss Lol

[megamanX992]

@nus xD

[yoyosrule321]

this cactus can make babies!!!

[msbobroach]

say 123 if u love man v wild

[cageybee777]

why didn't he just drink his own pee?

[titansfreak32]

@cageybee777 How is he going to pee if he is dehydrated?

[titansfreak32]

@cageybee777 How is he going to pee if he is dehydrated?

[MrSmartComment]

Hmmm, a cactus containing water!!! My piss is better though.

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

@MrSmartComment Piss is filled with salt and lots of bacteria and toxic wastes removed from your body. Nice pick! Better than eating toxic cactus sap.

[homoplayer]

i like how the advertisement for me is "Challenge Bear Grylls at you own game and win $10K"

[Grawr93XD]

his crap will be green later...cuz..all the chlorophyll. XD

[MrTiraMishiu]

I swore to god i thought it would be his penis.

[sporemisio]

cool!

[gloryglorybarcelona]

@V8FORDPWR - I've run out of piss. Better eat my penis.

[FreeTutorial4You]

@gloryglorybarcelona haha

[davidcuriosito2]

@gloryglorybarcelona I've run out of piss. Better drink my cameraman piss

[gloryglorybarcelona]

@davidcuriosito2 - lolzors

[ProfitableLifestyles]

@davidcuriosito2 Golden showers in outback Australia

[nightrush13]

@gloryglorybarcelona great now i gotta find @V8FORDPWR 's comment =_=

[SwedenEurope]

@gloryglorybarcelona hahaha

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[hahalolz999]

found some water

better drink my own piss

[RandomistUser]

@hahalolz999 LOL

[magmablood2]

hold down 3 for cacti cum

[spikeydewd01]

@magmablood2 it's uforbia not cacti

[magmablood2]

@spikeydewd01 Oops XD 

[spikeydewd01]

@magmablood2 hahaha don't make that mistake when you're in the desert. you're better off drinking your own piss!

[freereg29]

@Crossteh12345 lol w/e

[Dattebayo9000]

press 4 for a BJ

[IEatCray0ns]

Looks more like a quarter bush to me. . .

[freereg29]

@Crossteh12345 i didnt even know id get thumbs up, dumbass. go eat a dick, will you?

[firedrake121]

that guy is never gonna get a girlfriemd ;p

[ManBearxPig]

@firedrake121 lol hes married:p

[iFuzzion3D]

omg my first commentary over 340 likes .... guys ... i love you .. (not homo) ..

[PrincessKonohana]

gross

[TheLaughingMan0603]

i'm surprised he never tried to eat the camera man yet

[kleanthis1000]

@TheLaughingMan0603 ahahahahahaha

[GameBreaker1337]

@TheLaughingMan0603

I wonder why he never showed us camera man(s) yet...

[viveSOADetMoi]

@TheLaughingMan0603 or the camera

[StopItUrKillingMe]

@TheLaughingMan0603 They just edit that part out :)

[ObscureSideMt2]

@TheLaughingMan0603 you are WRONG! that guy eated the camera man yet! this is the NEW camera men :)

[Casper3417]

@TheLaughingMan0603 that would be on the never seen "lost footage"

[RKo14ful]

@TheLaughingMan0603 hahah no sense!!



[GrahamChapman]

@TheLaughingMan0603 Who's to say he hasn't?

[katanaburner]

@TheLaughingMan0603 Ultimate comment!

[TheLaughingMan0603]

@katanaburner wow i didn't know i got sooo many thumbs.

[XDMWeaponCollector]

@TheLaughingMan0603 248 thumbs up...how do you feel?

[TheLaughingMan0603]

@XDMWeaponCollector this is goodly weird hahaha

[XDMWeaponCollector]

@TheLaughingMan0603 lol, congratz!

[ffokniz]

Trees have white, milky sap o.O

[TheHalomattster]

You don't have to keep well away from my thing with white milky sap! ;D

[JapDelta]

Scavenger Pro

[KevinakerProductions]

@JapDelta nope.avi

[fuckyouceelocee]

awesome vid man

[sashraf00]

need water better drink my own piss, and keep drinking piss...

what do u know you saving mother earth

[blkdheart]

all i heard was white sticky substance and guy got it in his eye and almost blinded him.. wtf? lol

[koalakyle19]

@blkdheart Thats why they say, if you masterbate, you'll go blind. But thats only if you rub your eyes afterwards!

[DX4DoughnutHD]

Oh my dam god bear is trying cactus cum surprise!!! O.O

[utsawin]

Delicious poison or nasty bitter water?

[weresmypants1]

Dear angel soft toilet paper i hate your ad's and nobody will buy it if you advertise on youtube.

[umberto120592]

It's not drinkable... *drinking"... but it is! Ahahah

[Amaizenblue86]

1:09 "My Penis"

[RandigzebraAB]

1.10 - assasins creed?