Full English Breakfast

[zzzgdap]

Thats a poofs brekkie.

[RichyJam2011]

Thats a piss poor english breakfast

[SwanInnSongkran]

Sorry but that's not a Full English breakfast.

Oil? - Lard only.

No fried bread.

No black pudding.

You said sausage(s) in the plural, there is only one sausage that looks like it needs steroids.

The bacon should be back bacon and not streaky bacon.

No beans.

Come on Michelle, back to the drawing board.

[Vinnie182]

That was a shit version, it's not even a full load ¬__¬!!

[tommo390]

thats not a full english breakfast? and you sound like a fucking spastic you cunt

[Camberwell86]

"...and for the ingredients," "one sausage" (picture of two sausages) "one egg" (picture of four eggs) "approximately four mushrooms" (picture of eight mushrooms) "half a tomato" (picture of two tomatoes) "some vegetable oil" (I thought that was yellow?) "three rashers of bacon" (why'd you kill that many pigs, then?) "and a pinch of salt and pepper" (more S&P than you would use in three years) I'm a 24 year old English lad, been eating fry-ups since day one, fuck knows why I'm on this video *_*

[waroftheworldseu]

looks good, but where's the baked beans? :-)

[wellingtonian]

she's not a chef, shes a good actor whos believes shes a chef, with the oddball accent.

besides that thats not even close to a english breakfast let alone a full one.

there better youtube vids that are more accurate.

[GrimmReeferX]

vegge tibble oil

[cozzaperki]

and next on cooking 4 idiots lol thats not even a full english!!

[waslookat1me]

all you need for a full english is £3,60 and a good cafe

[west00site]

I LOVET :)

[philsnk]

That's one of the worst advice ever. Splash oil onto the egg to cook it.

[2534will]

what u will nedd is 2 <<<< 2 sausages 2 <<<< bacon oh while ur at it knowledge of what a full english is lol if this was served to me id ask were the rest was lol

[TheBarryviper]

black pudding, beans hash browns.

[sidMGS]

where are you from? your accent is kinda odd

[mistershakeable]

where are the beans?

[megatightlines]

my full inglish brekkie had black pudding sausage bacon egg beans hash brown tomatoes mush rooms toast and anything else

[EnglishbreakfastFull]

Lovely but to see a real Full English breakfast.. Please see my profile and follow it to the Facebook fan page with over 1,000 fans. "We All Love a full English Breakfast"

[Bonimanu]

I find this video well adapted to beginners, and there are plenty of "full" English breakfasts, probably as many as there are cooks in The British Isles!

True, People may dislike the video, but why do they have to be mean and vulgar?

[TheBassguitarfreak]

vegitebal oil

[samulraven]

l2breakfast

[jeanmunn]

Cook the sausage a wee bit more,,,thanks,,,,,now to really enjoy this breakfast I would sit on my husbands big chair completely naked.

I would like to see him pound KY Jelly up your silly bottom then ride the living Hell out of you. Once I have finished my single sausage and the fucking egg that changed colour I'll join in then we can all have a nice cup of jolly good English tea.

[donnytony]

u made u calories per day with this breakfast lol

[EdIsSuperman]

that was shit.

where the fuck is my hash brown woman.

and only one sausage?

you gotta be fucking with me.

[unclemort1960]

@EdIsSuperman hash browns are american they do not belong on an english breakfast; they are shit anyway

[nastymonster]

sausage wasnt cooked enough ....

[HendrixnTonic]

Stupid Italian, that is not an English breakfast and I'm not even English

[Khronokai]

not very full now is it?

[droptheleash0]

1 Sausage ???

[Bazzinga83]

wow! am surprised she didn't mention that we need a stove too ;p

[123minder]

What a load of rubbish!!!!

[weedle30]

Stop talking to us as if we're idiots...

[happosai27]

damn.. lol no wonder the brits are on top of the worlds obesity list after the usa

[peacefrog1916]

Scottish breakfast is much better.

[unclemort1960]

@peacefrog1916 potato cakes are great sadly you dont get them in cafes down here

[coltsuperocean10]

That stupid yank twat "papercuts" has a better idea about a full English, and he is a retarded fuckin yank dickhead straight out of prison!!

[30301500]

where the FUCK are the baked beans you stupid cunt!!!

[peacefrog1916]

@30301500 Suck one up yer fuckin rectum ya fuckin muppet.

[30301500]

@peacefrog1916 Ill make a full english breakfast and shove it down your fucking throat with my boot you scaz cunt

[peacefrog1916]

@30301500 Bawbag!!!

[jeanmunn]

Silly cunt ! this is what should be described as a breakfast prepared by an idiot !

The sausage, by the time it is properly cooked the tomato wil be nothing but mush. Vegetable oil is never used, that fucking egg will be well burned before the fucking bacon is near to being cooked !

We use the drippings ( fat ) from the bacon to cook the mushrooms and the eggs, where is the black pudding ? the baked beans ? and condiment she says, not any fucking ketchup, brown sauce ( HP or Daddie's ).

[kenwarrior71]

the digestive liqueur you have forgotten?

[luigi24908800]

im with octomonkey, shit loads missing, an this woman makes me want to hurt things, ARGGGHH

[chopuup123]

well rong ur missing the beans, the toast, the black pudding and its 2 sausages not 1 u tool

[94robi94]

I prefer english breakfast than the continental one !!!

[srspower]

what a gutless breakfast. Where is the black pudding? Baked beans? fried bread?And the bacon looked very poor quality.

[Bora199420]

ketchup ??? are you retarded

[Bora199420]

look at the way say vegatable hahah fucknig retard

[goggles341]

you sound like a re-tard

[LUCKYJ3SS3]

@goggles341 lol

[octomonkey1980]

That's not even a half English brekkie, loads of stuff missing!

[reallink2000]

@octomonkey1980 black pudding*sorta dont like ohwell

some new stuff such as has browns and garlic butter oh and

where is the hp sauce????

[samholdsworth]

u missed many important ingrediants such as beans, hash browns, black pudding, maybe chips? depending. trust a women eh?

[MKUltraProject]

mmmm beans, hash browns and b.pudding. ..... b.pudding x 2!

[kaydramaqueen]

no she is probably just single lmao

[unclemort1960]

@samholdsworth hash browns are a yank thing they don`t belong on engbrek

[BKsMassive]

best breakfast ever :) apart from a 12 inch mega breakfast from subway xD

[DisInfoWars]

That sausage is rather fat. LOL

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

I could eat a full english for breakfast, fish and chips from the chippie for lunch and bangers and mash with onion gravy for tea everyday. YUM

[cookie1994LFC]

wheres the baked beans and black pudding????

[DCDx89]

beans?

[ricardas83]

I am suprised how English are not fatter than Americans, LOL. But this looks good. Will try it.

[HelmutVillam]

this is a bit of a heart stopper of a meal, especially when you have it properly with black pudding, fried bread and loads of salt everywhere. But it's alright as a treat, once every fortnight or so! Every other day you can have corn flakes or toast and jam or whatever.

[MKUltraProject]

i eat this every other day and i am stick thin. should i be woried?

[srspower]

@MKUltraProject

Yes because your colesterol must be through the roof. Eat it every couple of weeks but not every other day! Thats just asking for a heart attack.

[MouYijian]

It might be tasty, but... a little bit too liver-killing.

[strathpipe]

This is a NONSENSE FOOL and I aint you Mate

[strathpipe]

Full english don't get it there is nothing about it that makes it especially english? more like a FOOL english!!!!

[Allyness92]

this is a traditional english breakfast, if you dont get it your a bit of a retard mate

[draconian45]

It's missing a few things.

[Gemmalouiselea]

like hash browns

[royalwww]

streaky bacon? no way

[thekingsoflyon]

hahahahahahaha...bevete caffè espresso e cornetto alla nutella...hahahaha..magari vincete un mondiale di calcio qualche volta hahahaha..

[samholdsworth]

its missing beans toast black pud hash browns or chips, dont fuck about love that wouldnt feed my 3 year old niece

[Frillar]

lol

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Not full English, it's missing Black Pudding and fried bread.

[kerryburnout]

They are all modern additions not traditional.

[rhys21kipling]

aww i love England this makes me miss it. I was in London on school trip and me and my friends would go out every morning for a full English

[GreatBritain1981]

No baked beans? Where's the black pudding? And you call it "traditional"?

[MikkyMcCann]

not to mention only one sausage

[MikoSquiz]

I would assume they've been left out because they're both disgusting.

[P1mpMyBr1de]

Wheres the fkn baked beans black pud n dip bread at like?

[CCSofChocolatesvill]

Baked beans, black pudding, hash browns.

[exceltraining]

what a load of shite

[HitMeQuick]

ve-ge-ta-ble. How many syllabubs does it need love? Anyone not from England ignore this troll, she does not have a bleedin' clue

[valcan99]

this video made a fry up sound gay

[kaizer526]

where's the..

beans

toast

fried toast

scrambled eggs

black pudding?

and plus she could have least made it around 6 times larger :D

LOL

[moniczka2222]

i love beans, poached eggs, low fat bacon, mushroom, brown toaste, salted butter and a mug of latte ;)))

[blacksunbadboy]

mushrooms, tomatos, beans, bacon, sausages, eggs, black pud, fried bread, potatoe bread, hash brown and toast!

With a nice cup of tea!!!

[Bora199420]

and for bacon i will use pastirma which is beef bacon in Turkish

[korvlego77]

Lol in World of warcraft I been in a guild the name on the guild is........Tada! Full English breakfast

[Bora199420]

i like english breakfast but i dont eat bacon and i will only use beef or chicken sausuge becasue i dont eat pork

[SlipknotMaggotArmy3]

me friend tell me you need baked beans and hash brown for the real english breakfast

[cgavin1]

There's something funky going on with your accent there Michelle! :) BTW, black pudding? Ignore all the muppetds clamouring for hash browns thats American and has never, ever, ever, been part of the Trad. English Fry Up. Ever. Its just what cheapscates bulk buy in plastic bags from iceland to pad out their £29 service station meals. ;)

[tiddles313]

to little food mun !!! lol for my full english you need 1. 2 sausage 2. 3 bacon 3. mushrooms 4. egg 5. black pudding 6. hash brown 7. tomatoes or beans or both 8. toast / bread and butter and a nice cup of coffie / tea

[CARRUNCHIO]

FORZA MIMMO!!!!!

If the english people learn to cooking the ITALIAN people learn to speak the english language...

you speak english, we cook

[peterratna]

You need two pans. Do mushrooms and tomato in one and use the same for eggs.

Use another pan for sausages and bacon.

Toast the bread and hash brown.

I am starting replace tea with latte.

[zeckyboy]

Where the hell are the baked beans and hash brown? English breakfast is not perfect without them. Nothing can compete with Hungarian cuisine but when I used to work in London I had this meal almost every day at the pub. Brilliant! Sometimes I even cook it in Budapest from Hungarian ingredients.

[ChillingWarrior]

I strongly agree wheres the baked beans and harsh brown!!!!!!

[peterratna]

I don't get it either. How can she have full English without baked beans? :(

[Vojskovoda]

because she's a dumb-ass.

[Mgglawrence]

Your English, spelling and grammar are very good. Where and when did you begin to learn English?

[zeckyboy]

Thanks, mate! I started to learn at the age of 15 at secondary school. Beforehand, I used to study German but I prefer English now... ;) It is an honour to get a comment like this from a native speaker. On the other hand, in this region there are a lot of people with good English.

[GTVAlfaMan]

That sausage must cook much longer or you will get sick. Add the mushrooms, tomatoe and eggs at the last minute for best results.

[lewisadrian]

it is better to use tinned tomatoes

and its isnt ment to be fried in the same pan at the same time