Best moment of sonisphere was probably the sound of tens of thousands of people chanting "I thought you were an angel, but you turned out to be a whore!"
"the duck lies shredded in a pancake soaking in the hoi sin of your lies" hahaha legendary! saw him at sonisphere yesterday just eaten a duck n hoisin wrap from tesco.. win :D
"You showed me the beauty of things I had never seen like a snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer. Or.. the painting of a dog that wears a deerstalker and smokes a pipe that made you laugh so heartily... that I previously thought was rubbish. :)" minutes later.... "The snowflake on the eye of the deer has turned to pus that oozes from an open wound.... the deer, now blinded, stumbles into a ravine..." LOLOL. Brilliant!!!
My favourite bit in this hilarious song has always been "the deer now blinded stumbles into a ravine". I have no idea why but that line gets me every time lol.
The duck lies shredded in a pancake.... soaking in the Hoi-Sin of your lies. Fantastic lol
BrewStar24 2 weeks ago
His BEST performance of this song... he won't do it THIS well again... the timing is immaculate.... hilarious... genius...lol
dazzajim 1 month ago
ROFLYSST - Rolling on the floor laughing, yet somehow still typing.
SvenDOYLE117 1 month ago
I don't like Bill Bailey, he has far too much talent and it makes it unfair for the rest of man to compete.
Oh and fuck Craig with his tattoo.
SpawtAwnProductions 1 month ago 2
when i picture the starteld deer it makes me smile :L
skits94 1 month ago
Why does this man not have a record deal yet!
Ashnazgul15 2 months ago
lmao I have a friend called Craig who is sensitive and has a tattoo
BggProductions 2 months ago
carving your name in my forehead with a compass was not enough for you!!! lol
TimeHasBeenAdded 2 months ago
lmfao :-D
bloospace 3 months ago
It really doesn't get much better!!! Great tune, great comedy, great man!
NewspaperJoeUK 3 months ago
the deer now blinded stumbles into a ravine LOL ahahhaahaha!
FiadhC1 3 months ago 5
..HOW DARE YOU CRAIG.
Saaunn 3 months ago
"The deer, now blinded, stumbles into a ravine"
Makes me lol every time XD
hexualdeviant 4 months ago
wow 6 people have pet ducks I guess
EricWellNotRly 4 months ago 5
one of the best songs I have ever heard!
purplevolcano 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Bill Bailey 5
when i danced i danced alone but then did not dance because i was alone.. so i did not dance
missAmymegran9090 5 months ago
STUPID CRAGE >:(
lph2409 5 months ago
@lph2409 Craig?
BrightonDubstep 4 months ago in playlist BrightonDubstep's favourites
Rock the feck on mr .Bailey...
Anarkristintheuk 7 months ago
Best moment of sonisphere was probably the sound of tens of thousands of people chanting "I thought you were an angel, but you turned out to be a whore!"
jbreborn1 8 months ago 4
@jbreborn1 i shouted that lol
472bloodman 8 months ago
Who Disliked this.
It Fukin Quality.
FerrariP4 8 months ago 4
"the duck lies shredded in a pancake soaking in the hoi sin of your lies" hahaha legendary! saw him at sonisphere yesterday just eaten a duck n hoisin wrap from tesco.. win :D
HanahHavok 8 months ago
Soaking in the hoisin on your lies!!! :D
micolo123 8 months ago
What song is the tune from? it's annoying the hell out of me!
:)
josepheuan09 8 months ago
The duck, the dear, the dog, Craig and the woman who betrayed Bill were the five people who disliked this video.
OscarApollo 8 months ago 11
Move over Dylan, make way, Simon...there is a new master pop songwriter, and his name is BAILEY.
Awesome song, awesome vid, thanks for posting!.
TheDeexster 9 months ago
Genius.
1961Blanchflower 9 months ago
Oh he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo - Yeah, carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you!! LMFAO
RedRouteClearway 9 months ago 3
My heart was lonely like a stone, there was no moss.
withalittlegrace 9 months ago 3
his songs are great but Tim Minchin's are better imo
tomtom21194 10 months ago
@tomtom21194
I agree, but that is Minchin's thing. If he isn't doing a song, he's not actually that funny.
redskyrobot 8 months ago
"You showed me the beauty of things I had never seen like a snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer. Or.. the painting of a dog that wears a deerstalker and smokes a pipe that made you laugh so heartily... that I previously thought was rubbish. :)" minutes later.... "The snowflake on the eye of the deer has turned to pus that oozes from an open wound.... the deer, now blinded, stumbles into a ravine..." LOLOL. Brilliant!!!
singerg02 10 months ago
THIS YEAR AT SONISPHERE! :D
SLIPKNOT2MAGGOT 11 months ago 2
the deer now blinded stumbles into a ravine....heheheh
dingbat586 11 months ago 4
the duck lies shredded in a pancake, soaked in the hoisin of your lies XD
YodaAndCo 11 months ago 4
This is actually EPIC!!
ZeBubanater 11 months ago 2
song rules.
risquard however smells bad
MultiSakon 1 year ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand THEN YOU LEEEFT!
hemansx 1 year ago
hahaha "the duck lies shredded in a pancake..."
originaldahha 1 year ago 5
I love bill bailey he is so damn funny x
Paigelovesthecheese 1 year ago
My favourite bit in this hilarious song has always been "the deer now blinded stumbles into a ravine". I have no idea why but that line gets me every time lol.
LeopoldStotchRules 1 year ago 5
@LeopoldStotchRules My favourite bit too. He puts soo much emotion into it, that might be why.
CTMonk 1 year ago
this is by far one of my favourite love songs ever lol
MsFairygothmother 1 year ago
This is his best song, he's amazing i wish he could live in my house and crack me up everyday lol My fav comedian defiantly
kelzybub306 1 year ago
Two people have actually carved their loved's names into their foreheads before they left.
misan89 1 year ago
Oh, he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo.. yeh, carving your name with a compass on my forehead was not enough for you!!! <3
spiritsrider 1 year ago 4
Two people lie shredded in a pancake.
SomePunkSucka 1 year ago 5
2 people are startled deer.
ARodriguez258 1 year ago
pete and carl should cover this one.
dajcei 1 year ago
baileys a leg forever [':
xMicaSchiazzax 1 year ago
bill, you have enough room up there to be able to carve her a romantic novel.... and its two sequels....
nigleman 1 year ago 5
reminds me of the smiths :D
rockkid1996 1 year ago
<3 Bill's facial expressions
Doodledodger 1 year ago
"the duck lies shredded in a pancake" XD
kaimiriffy 1 year ago 5
@kaimiriffy Soaking in the Hoi Sin of your lies =]
geegeefaggot 1 year ago
@geegeefaggot : D quack quack quack quack quack
kaimiriffy 1 year ago
"the snow flake on the eye of the dee, has turned to puss that oozes from an open wound, the deer now blinded stumbles into a raviene"
The first time i herd that i ended up with chocolate milkshake all over my computer screen i laughed so hard!
saw516 1 year ago 2
carving my name with a compass into my forehead was not enough for you!
jordanMH23 1 year ago
Bill is the funniest man alive...
evil8675309 1 year ago 7
Why does that particular person have a problem with our Bill, anyway? He doesn't insult people...except Chris de Bourgh, but he deserves it.
00Splurgify00 1 year ago
i have died a thoudand deaths and i will die a thousand more , i thought u were an angel but u turned out to be a whore :LX
aidanrowan1 1 year ago 2
God I love this. I have it on my MP3 Player. :D Am I sad? Or just insanely awesome? BILL BAILEY FOR PRESIDENT!!!! :D x
dogfry5d1 1 year ago
Omg that is so funny! XD
I laugh every time i watch it!
It never fails to cheer me up with laughter :D xx
xXxMidnightxXxSunxXx 1 year ago
i thought you were an angel, you turned out to be a whore! bhahahahahahaha lovelove ♥
xlarabearr 1 year ago 97
AND THEN YOU LEFT
sonicrowan 1 year ago
I love this song.
gradgurl2007 1 year ago
haha!! Oh those violins :P
JankeyL 1 year ago