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  • The duck lies shredded in a pancake.... soaking in the Hoi-Sin of your lies. Fantastic lol

  • His BEST performance of this song... he won't do it THIS well again... the timing is immaculate.... hilarious... genius...lol

  • ROFLYSST - Rolling on the floor laughing, yet somehow still typing.

  • I don't like Bill Bailey, he has far too much talent and it makes it unfair for the rest of man to compete.

    Oh and fuck Craig with his tattoo.

  • when i picture the starteld deer it makes me smile :L

  • Why does this man not have a record deal yet!

  • lmao I have a friend called Craig who is sensitive and has a tattoo

  • carving your name in my forehead with a compass was not enough for you!!! lol

  • lmfao :-D

  • It really doesn't get much better!!! Great tune, great comedy, great man!

  • the deer now blinded stumbles into a ravine LOL ahahhaahaha!

  • ..HOW DARE YOU CRAIG.

  • "The deer, now blinded, stumbles into a ravine"

    Makes me lol every time XD

  • wow 6 people have pet ducks I guess

  • one of the best songs I have ever heard!

  • when i danced i danced alone but then did not dance because i was alone.. so i did not dance

  • STUPID CRAGE >:(

  • @lph2409 Craig?

  • Rock the feck on mr .Bailey...

  • Best moment of sonisphere was probably the sound of tens of thousands of people chanting "I thought you were an angel, but you turned out to be a whore!"

  • @jbreborn1 i shouted that lol

  • Who Disliked this.

    It Fukin Quality.

  • "the duck lies shredded in a pancake soaking in the hoi sin of your lies" hahaha legendary! saw him at sonisphere yesterday just eaten a duck n hoisin wrap from tesco.. win :D

  • Soaking in the hoisin on your lies!!! :D

  • What song is the tune from? it's annoying the hell out of me!

    :)

  • The duck, the dear, the dog, Craig and the woman who betrayed Bill were the five people who disliked this video.

  • Move over Dylan, make way, Simon...there is a new master pop songwriter, and his name is BAILEY.

    Awesome song, awesome vid, thanks for posting!.

  • Genius.

  • Oh he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo - Yeah, carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you!! LMFAO

  • My heart was lonely like a stone, there was no moss.

  • his songs are great but Tim Minchin's are better imo

  • @tomtom21194

    I agree, but that is Minchin's thing. If he isn't doing a song, he's not actually that funny.

  • "You showed me the beauty of things I had never seen like a snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer. Or.. the painting of a dog that wears a deerstalker and smokes a pipe that made you laugh so heartily... that I previously thought was rubbish. :)" minutes later.... "The snowflake on the eye of the deer has turned to pus that oozes from an open wound.... the deer, now blinded, stumbles into a ravine..." LOLOL. Brilliant!!!

  • THIS YEAR AT SONISPHERE! :D

  • the deer now blinded stumbles into a ravine....heheheh

  • the duck lies shredded in a pancake, soaked in the hoisin of your lies XD

  • This is actually EPIC!!

  • song rules.

     risquard however smells bad

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaand THEN YOU LEEEFT!

  • hahaha  "the duck lies shredded in a pancake..."

  • I love bill bailey he is so damn funny x

  • My favourite bit in this hilarious song has always been "the deer now blinded stumbles into a ravine". I have no idea why but that line gets me every time lol.

  • @LeopoldStotchRules My favourite bit too. He puts soo much emotion into it, that might be why.

  • this is by far one of my favourite love songs ever lol

  • This is his best song, he's amazing i wish he could live in my house and crack me up everyday lol My fav comedian defiantly

  • Two people have actually carved their loved's names into their foreheads before they left.

  • Oh, he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo.. yeh, carving your name with a compass on my forehead was not enough for you!!! <3

  • Two people lie shredded in a pancake.

  • 2 people are startled deer.

  • pete and carl should cover this one.

  • baileys a leg forever [':

  • bill, you have enough room up there to be able to carve her a romantic novel.... and its two sequels....

  • reminds me of the smiths :D

  • <3 Bill's facial expressions

  • "the duck lies shredded in a pancake" XD

  • @kaimiriffy Soaking in the Hoi Sin of your lies =]

  • @geegeefaggot : D quack quack quack quack quack

  • "the snow flake on the eye of the dee, has turned to puss that oozes from an open wound, the deer now blinded stumbles into a raviene"

    The first time i herd that i ended up with chocolate milkshake all over my computer screen i laughed so hard!

  • carving my name with a compass into my forehead was not enough for you!

  • Bill is the funniest man alive...

  • Why does that particular person have a problem with our Bill, anyway? He doesn't insult people...except Chris de Bourgh, but he deserves it.

  • i have died a thoudand deaths and i will die a thousand more , i thought u were an angel but u turned out to be a whore :LX

  • God I love this. I have it on my MP3 Player. :D Am I sad? Or just insanely awesome? BILL BAILEY FOR PRESIDENT!!!! :D x

  • Omg that is so funny! XD

    I laugh every time i watch it!

    It never fails to cheer me up with laughter :D xx

  • i thought you were an angel, you turned out to be a whore! bhahahahahahaha lovelove ♥

  • AND THEN YOU LEFT

  • I love this song.

  • haha!! Oh those violins :P

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