DaVinci's Notebook - Liposuction

[UpRoaryus]

who would have thought there were so many rhymes for "surgeon"!

[anonymouswriter5]

These video's would be so much better if there wasn't laughter blocking the sound half the time. DX

[MasterRahl221]

@anonymouswriter5 This recording was made on Bob and Tom. They always laugh in the background.

[empath69]

@MasterRahl221 it's from a broadcast of the Bob & Tom Show - Da Vinci's Notebook was performing the song live in the studio.

[edaboladik]

Bum bada bum bum ba mmmmmmMMMMMMmmmm...

LOL

[littleburntpotato]

can anyone point me in the right direction for guitar chords for this song? thanks

[MasterRahl221]

@littleburntpotato ... It's a capella, there is not guitar part.

[COMALiteJ]

Check out Dallas Knight’s version of this song: /watch?v=oysTv3AKoBE

[adawk20]

5 people have their overall weight dispersion gettin on the verge of perversion

[hmin310]

"Enormous Penis" gets all the hype because it's their biggest hit, and it is a tremendous song, but this one is probably my favorite of theirs!

[TheHeroHartmut]

@hmin310 'Title of the Song' is a classic, too.

[hmin310]

@TheHeroHartmut : Truth. Also, I like listening to the recordings of Da Vinci's Notebook on the Bob and Tom Show more than the studio recordings.

[wirklichdoof]

watch the MAKE SOME PANTS video

[doyoulikesprinkles]

Think of all the people who may say this is dumb or mean.  They're just mad they have no friendly neighborhood liposuction man.

;)

[UpRoaryus]

That last verse is sheer genius... who'da thunk so many words rhyme with "surgeon"?

[DJWidget]

For some reason the "Oh, I'm headin' down to the Steak 'n Shake" line kills me.

[unusuallyunusual4]

I have adored this group for years. Such talent for accapella. I love the way their voices harmonize. Wonderful!

[Zangamarth]

Haha, the baby elephant walk at the start.

[Juuuuuul]

@Zangamarth heheh heard that too!

[phrawgg2]

this is badass but my gf's ass is bad; i wish the fat on her belly would go to her ass. thats right, a white man wants booty. I have subverted your paradigm.

[KazeLynn]

It's like Bluegrass except worse. I love it! (I do like Bluegrass >.>)

[DanielTempleUK]

If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a swimmin',

And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons,

Stop eating that bird seed friend, coz what you really need is

A procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed...

LIPOSUCTION!!!!!

[TheVistaLord]

if i wasnt a serious up tight guy,this would be my ringtone

[wirklichdoof]

hilarious :)

[DroitCommun]

Make your ass twelve inches thinner, and be home in time for dinner!

Always cracks me up xD

[josh102990]

my favorite one from these guys. its amazing.... super funny when you're drunk.

[rick4318]

i need to listen to this 5 more times right now.

[insaninater]

my only complaint about these guys is they laugh during there songs

[lordingo]

They don't laugh during their songs, this is ripped from a radioshow, it's the hosts laughing

[typacsk]

And I don't think most radio hosts can help it. (Anyone ever listen to Car Talk?)

[clayslaps]

Did you think they were clapping themselves too? "Totally fabulous!"

[kolly2233]

dude let me breathe. and tell me how to downloade these songs

[Stebraul]

their not on itunes.... im pissed

[VxZidaneXv]

aglina jole's lips XD

[ILoveanimals8188]

FTW! Lol! Stop eatin that bird seed friend because what you really need is a procedure that is guarnteed to not impede your need to feed!

[BabyMissa]

O_o -whimper-

[TheMasterphilbaby]

These guys are amazazing. I actually like this recording because I think the laughter from Bob and Tom make it better. :)

[PieMan424242]

The version that came with the cd was better but this is still pretty impressive

[MrMoneyclips]

I like the song about the big penis.

[Presidentjh]

Who doesn't?

[slypiedie1]

cool!

[iDYNAMiTEi]

when i get the urge to exercise i lie down and wait for it to go away ^_^

[readingislife]

I wish I had the lyrics

[Nilicina]

If all your fancy diet plans have got your head aswimmin And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons Stop eatin that birdseed, friend cause what you really need is A procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed Liposuction Liposuction The new, immediate weight reduction plan Trade in the hand youve been dealt And get surgically svelte At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

[Nilicina]

If youve abandoned exercise and your gut keeps gettin vaster Your thighs are growin oversize, and your butts gone off to pasture If you want a new demeanor And youre keen on gettin leaner Then your remedy is an M.D. With a fancy vacuum cleaner Liposuction Liposuction The new, immediate weight reduction plan Take the fat cells from your hips Put em in Barbare Hersheys lips At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

[kleptopalub]

@Nilicina now breathe!

[5arp1k]

Ask the uploader to put this onto the discription...

Great job BTW!

[1SFODdelta]

@Nilicina Slim Army crew chef does not give a fuck when people call him fat, just like you, if you are slim.

[Klopy1414]

yeah.. he says 'Now Breathe'

[Menoz511]

Lol why fight on a freaking YouTube Vid!! xD

[Menoz511]

We WaNt LyRiCs!! :P

[empath69]

Fine; this is as best as I can manage from listening to this song for years: If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a swimin' And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons Stop eatin' that bird seed, friend, 'cause what you really need Is a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed Liposuction, liposuction the new, immediate weight-reduction plan Trade in the handyman delt and get surgically svelte At your friendly, neighbourhood liposuction man...

[empath69]

... If {you've a band?!?} and exercise and your gut keeps gettin' vaster Your thighs are growin' oversize and your butt's gone off to pasture If you want a new demeanour and you're keen on gettin' leaner Then your remedy is an M.D. with a fancy vaccuum cleaner Liposuction, liposuction the new, immediate weight-reduction plan Take the fat cells from your hips, put 'em in Angelina Jolie's lips At your friendly, neighbourhood liposuction man...

[empath69]

... (Ye-haw!) ['country hum'(?) followed by scat and then short yodel] Here we go! If your waistline is insurgent and in need of some reversion And your overall weight dispersion's gettin' on the verge of perversion I'm encouragin' an excursion to go searchin' for a surgeon And get your emergency purgin' of the burgeonin' fat emergin' from your chin (Can't breathe!)...

[empath69]

Liposuction, liposuction the new, immediate weight-reduction plan Get your torso reformatted, get a nose job while you're at it At your friendly, neighbourhood liposuction man Make your ass twelve inches thinner and be home in time for dinner At your friendly, neighbourhood liposuction man (Ass! -Dude!) Well the doctor's bill may vex ya (Liberation!) But it sure beats anorexia (Chun-King? -Oh, I'm headin' down to the Steak n' Shake.) At your friendly, neighbourhood liposuction man!

[Einojuhani]

"If you've abandoned exercise" would be the proper lyric.

[nelenata]

'abandoned exercise' :)

[Menoz511]

Thnx ;)

[behemoth6079]

is it

trade in the handyman delt

or

trade in the hand youve been dealt?

[empath69]

Yes; I do believe you're right - "hand you've been dealt"

THANKS! :)

[LargeMcBottoms]

Also, is it "Now breathe!" or "Can't breathe!"

[Yoganut319]

I think it's "trade in the hand you've been dealt and get surgically svelte..." Good job on the lyrics, though! :-)

[Menoz511]

anyway this is funny

[Menoz511]

These arguments...are...so pathetic...lol

Note: I wont react to any of your complaining comments ;)

[NathanielHerce]

So weird, but i love it! Its FUNNY!!!!!

[FumoffuPanic2]

LMAO!!! XD

[Darthjavi08]

I love it

[Ironmaidenissweet]

Funny!!!!!!!!!!

[FLAMESNAKE43]

lol

[GDripple27]

Hahaha, I've never really been a fan of the barbershop quartets but these songs they have are absolutely hilarious!!!

[FumoffuPanic2]

i concur

[mikech78]

This really isn't barbershop. Barbershop has a very specific sound and style. This is simply an acapella group, but I know what you mean.

[enemaofthest8]

wow you're so clever....?

[mikech78]

I wasn't trying to be clever. In fact there was nothing clever about it. I was simply pointing out the grammar (if you will) was incorrect. Excuse the shit out of me for holding people responsible for what they say. If no one tells them, they'll never know and then we'll be living among a bunch of retards like.....you?

[enemaofthest8]

oh please teach us all the ways! I think I speak for the world when I say: We bow down to your endless knowledge, you are indeed above us all, second only to God himself.

Well done, Sir, well done.

[mikech78]

damn right bitch, and don't you forget it

[enemaofthest8]

that jus shows how arrogant u are.

well u done, u no the difference between an ordinary accapella band and a barber shop quartet... that'll get u far, fuckin big-ed

[carcotasu08]

I don't get it how this fight started?? mike just replyed to GDripple27 explaining to him that these guys aren't a barber shop quartet.....LOL!!

[PersephoneRaven]

lol mike btw i realize you dont need protecting but i was just bored and i like calling out idiots that act sarcastic and rude

[PersephoneRaven]

Oh screw you. Just because you obviously never hang around intelligent company and someone has finally brought to your attention that there are people on earth with I.Q.s above 3, it dosent give you the right to be a rude jerk. Besides you seriously need to work on SUCKING IT UP when someone corrects you.

[enemaofthest8]

haha no1 has corrected me yet... looks like you're the one with the small IQ to me!

i just hate people who think they know everything, and try to show off their knowledge on here.

am not tryina be 'intelligent' i have nothing to prove to anyone, am jus puttin these show offs like you and mike in your places.

[chickenkilling123123]

what r u 5?

[Bandnerd695]

this is the most amazing song ever!

[ShiningamiSKY]

1st ROFL this is awsome