Real Zone!

[CanadianStereotype]

Your request has been granted Andy. The wall is currently being constructed around Richmond, BC.

[31uselessinsomniacs]

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

[SeaTwoPlus]

Why would Canadians be upset at Asians for Pearl Harbor? I mean, it's not like it was their country, and they have done worse things. What gives?

[puzzledmustache]

@SeaTwoPlus Umm.... it was a joke. What gives?

[rainman1344]

@SeaTwoPlus japanese *

and its a joke lol

[SeaTwoPlus]

No, no, no, you don't understand my question mate. I understand it's a joke, and he doesn't really hate Asians, but why did he bring up PEARL HARBOR, of all things? They are Canadian, and Pearl Harbor affected Americans. As an Australian myself, I don't give a flying fuck about Pearl Harbor, so I was wondering why they do. That's all.

[rainman1344]

@SeaTwoPlus Pearl harbor did effect canadians lol it pulled them into the war aswell, btw this skit is a satire on old 90s things they used to do on MTV (i forget what its called)

and they said pearl harbor because they wouldnt talk about how canada deported all japanese citizens (canadian citizens and immigrants) during world war 2 because noone would recognize that event and probably cause its some real racist shit canada did lol

[CanadianStereotype]

@SeaTwoPlus Pearl Harbor woke up the West Coast and forced us to put more ships on the West Coast. Tons of Canadian fought the Japanese too, even if it's not as much as the US.

[TheShashotron]

Oh picnicface you never fail to make me laugh

[MitchTacyMusic]

Am I the only one who noticed Mark's...gestures at 0:51?

[rabbitwho]

Oh my god he's racist. He's now my least favourite band member.

[TheTaleOfSirRobin]

LMAO Give the asians vancouver? They already have it, bro.

[JakeDances]

Whats mark doing at 0:53?

[GiefGoldPlx]

The first time I saw the new youtube layout I was like "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is this?". Real.

[franalam]

I totally remember why I subscribed to you guys now <3

[GabinRevolution]

he wore that jacket in liberty 45.

[JerkyGerky]

Make more videos!

[MrLucian365]

Andy was my favorite... Im asian and what is this? ಠ_ಠ

[Croshax]

@MrLucian365 REAL!

[buttcakesurprise]

@MrLucian365 it's a joke about how he's racist but he's not really racist but they're pretending he's racist even though he's totally not racist and it's for the comedy value, see it's all a joke, nobody hates asians, not in canada at least! We let everyone in! try it!

[MrLucian365]

@buttcakesurprise I am in Canada, and I completely get the joke :P Just a poke at fun

[schoolsyourface1]

I live picnicface! Check out their channel on comedy central.

[Kohnak]

u no the down town east side is like the haiti of vancouver

[TehAlbinoRhino]

There's no need to wall off Vancouver they already did in Richmond, BC.

[SavvyKillsAlot]

@TehAlbinoRhino Unfortunately :(

[asparagusoffice]

@beforeigolive Same thing. :P

[bigbadG1992]

anybody notice he has one glove lmfao

[yutirew]

0:53

blowjob

[freesalute]

i love you so much picnicface

[marth186]

REALITY!



[AllCanadiaReject]

I hit 3 home runs in a Senior Mite softball game. We beat Brant Loans Till Payday in a shutout.

[iforrest]

FUCK YEA NOVA SCOTIANS. AKA HALIFAXIANS

[JGill93]

700,000 get!

[JacobVega63]

My roomies are Chinese. They say it's Hongcouver. The masses have spoken.

[Mrloisturner]

i like the part when they said real

[jochemlol]

I am going TOO HAATE MMMOOOOREEE AASIAAANS...Just, how the hell did you jus-

[sonicmandx12]

I enjoy that by clicking on Zone in the video title, you get an ironic treat.

[sgtrsox]

literally the best video on youtube

[elementdude77]

didn't the asians partially have vancouver during the second world war when the japanese were put into internment camps?

[asparagusoffice]

"Hey Andy, want a banana?"

"No thanks, I don't really like yellow things."

[beforeigolive]

@asparagusoffice

he said asians... not "yellow things"

[iforrest]

i'm glad i'm from Dartmouth Nova Scotia, it makes me proud to be living next to these great people.

[chosentonessournotes]

@iforrest Did you know that your city emotion is excessive surprise?

[Julia15848]

Know what that's it I'm going to go HATE MORE ASIANS

[Onaventea]

161 people are asians.

Damn asians, leave banana alone!

[wildcat4eva]

1:34-1:46 Is the best part of the sketch for sure! lol

[nickwkcin]

I'm asian and I found this super offensive...I was called metal face in school too

[fushion999]

@nickwkcin Hahaha loser.

[RaiderJake26]

what's the song in the background?

[AmaymonG]

No thanks i dont really like ASIANS, and bananas are yellow like them

[nuku132]

forget Asiaopolis, it's already Hongcouver

[Kelros1428697]

Press 9 for eat more asians

[TheKathychiu]

Hey what the fucking wrong of Asian ???

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@TheKathychiu ok can you rephraze that question i litterally cannot tell what your trying to say in that jumble of mixed words.

[chosentonessournotes]

@TheKathychiu What is wrong with people like you? Do you have a sense of humor? AT ALL? It's called satire, retard. Sheesh, I thought you asians were supposed to be smart?

[jirojirominaideyo]

@chosentonessournotes Don't be a dick...

[chosentonessournotes]

@jirojirominaideyo But it's REAL.

[jirojirominaideyo]

@chosentonessournotes Obviously the vid isn't real but you being a jerk is very real. :/

[zaspo]

FAKE

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

Don't you love just screwing with realitY XD OMG HE MADE ME PRESS SHIFT NO IT WAS ME ACTUALLY

[SarahLikesToHaveFun]

I still haven't forgiven Asians for Pearl Harbor.

Real!

[theindianhunters]

Reality

[MrJakeEATsworld]

0:54 DOUBLE DICKER!!!

[Clutnuckle]

this is arguably my favorite video on youtube.

[itasaku4llenstar]

Press 9 it sounds like eat more Asians.

[Waldirymonse]

the lonely canadian island

[vulturia69]

i don't like this im going out here... to hate more asians

jajaja these guys are so awesomw

[Bemargotuber]

lol if they're from canada y do they care about pearl harbor

[RosieBloomfield]

I once saw Mark on Omegle. IT'S REAL.

[Bemargotuber]

@RosieBloomfield also thats epic

[colourfulwithaU]

@RosieBloomfield

ORLY?

[imnotrlyadoctor]

oh my god i love you guys

[DickMouth91]

w8 y d u ste ashiuns

[CommendatoreAndolini]

REALITY!

[Bigmac60559]

Oh... Its Real

[EEV776]

Torontasina - should be a new city on Canada's east cost. They got it now.

[ChileanIggy]

i want to know the music >.>

[CommendatoreAndolini]

@ChileanIggy Tequila Mockingbird - Ramsey Lewis

[Zezlo]

@CommendatoreAndolini cool, thanks :)

[21Nato21]

Asialopolis!!!

[alyssaradcliffe]

Hehe i cant stop laughing my gosh lol

[moneyred13]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF­FLES ARE GOOD!

[Kenndoggism]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS? lmao

[bestshowontheweb]

Andy must REALLY hate asians

[insipidsam]

I kinda felt like I just watched two comedy sketches jarringly spliced together

[CommendatoreAndolini]

REALITY!

[RaiderMLB]

156 people arent real...or are asians

[kingbitbit2]

Dont show this to asians. they dont like it.

[Asianpower629]

Mark u racist sun of a bitch

[streeTkiDwannaBe]

@cameleopard42 it's an American thing to leave the u out of words like harbour and odour.

[mikebibs2451]

wack attack

[crazyrandomstunts]

155 people hate asians

[zashom]

@crazyrandomstunts

its more apropriate to say that 115 ppl are asians =/

[misslilfilipina]

@zashom i'm asian and i thought this was funny

[zashom]

@misslilfilipina

I am as well, just trying to correct this stupid ppl who come and say "156 ppl like asians" or something...

=p

[misslilfilipina]

@zashom haha yea! not one asian friend of mine thought this was offensive XD

[wafflepants12]

Power thirst

[wafflepants12]

" I once hit 2 home runs in a little league game!" Kyle!

[Ch1na1033wasblocked]

silly crackers tricks are for kids :)

[nightmaresstart]

"Okay I'm going..."

"TO HATE MORE ASIANS"

"Really?"

"REALITY!"

[starlesseyes1021]

I don't really like ASIANS.

LOL

Everytime I watch that I lol.

[Champiionz101]

lmao him running by the camera yelling "real" at 1:22

[bluewind45]

ASIANS!!!

[SpaceMagician]

Pearl Harbor was today... damn Asians.

[Geringverdiener]

"REALITY"

[crazychri1]

yea this is sooo not true at all because in realality andy dosent hate asian he hates native americans

[Benrockn247]

@OtakuNiiSan If you were part of this "superior race" you speak of, you wouldn't have such a small penis.

[Thevancouverluongos]

I think they already got Vancouver

[CanadianStereotype]

@Thevancouverluongos And then Vancouver gave them Richmond.

[KingRockyIV]

@CanadianStereotype We're still fighting over Burnaby. They have a beachhead at Crystal Mall, but Metrotown is still contested territory. Brentwood is as white as it gets, and Lougheed is where the Orcs hang out.

[CanadianStereotype]

@KingRockyIV And if you consider Indians then their hold on Surrey is a very big potential threat.

[MrCaboose23]

@Thevancouverluongos and brossard

[Baboonaiih]

@Thevancouverluongos And Halifax.

[daysleeper236]

I think I have a crush on Kyle.

[MasterChibi]

What's the name of the song in this video?

[tmrskater]

153 people are Asian.

[equalcharliebrown]

You know, I've realized nothing is more satisying than than a good andy being foiled scene.

[Procrastina777]

LOLLLLLLLL I love you picnicface!!!

[TJ99881]

The first time I saw a digital camera I was like whaaaaaaaaaaa

[Wishfuleyesmedia]

152 people hate Asians

REAL!

[MrDimka911]

3 Gays....

[manoftheyear69]

@MrDimka911 someone's going to asianopolis!

[SpaceiNvadersBand]

REALITY!

[Asialopolis]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat is this.

[Deathlock257]

eh, it was okay...

[internetalumni]

150 people were laughing so hard they accidenally hit the 'dislike' button D:

[eskimokiss9290]

"Your voice goes lower when you talk about Asians cos you hate them so much!" <3

[NewhookDesign]

What is this song?!

[JegXIII]

@NewhookDesign The song is called Tequila Mockingbird by Ramsey Lewis. :)

[hamstergeddon911]

best sketch by picnicface

[mbonnar]

What's the tune playing in the background?

[LondonsBurning5]

lol who else caught the double dicker

[godsavethem]

okay, thats ridiculous you know what im GOING TO HATE MORE ASIANS...

[InsertYourBeliefHere]

REALITYY!

[martse11]

Can anyone read lips? What does he really say at the end?

[LockOnReisen]

@martse11 I think he says "I'm going to go back to the house." Or something. He might've stopped mid-"house" cuz he REALized he was being dubbed.

REAL!

[KingerThunder]

REALITY

[ErikaBaby]

I <3 asians

they spelled special wrong at the end haha

[wizzyrascal]

ZWAH!!

[Hipp0ses]

Am I the only one who saw what mark did at 0:54

[ErikaBaby]

@Hipp0ses yea cuz im confused what you saw

[ABSNproduction]

@Hipp0ses LOL yeah i saw that too

[iamusari2]

@Hipp0ses He's a double dicker!!!!!!! lol

[celikrt]

@Hipp0ses DOUBLE DICKER!!!

[hamstergeddon911]

@Hipp0ses I thought he was flossing...

[wilwats11]

@Hipp0ses they coined the phrase: double dicking for that move in their movie roller town

[CommendatoreAndolini]

@Hipp0ses That cocksucker!

[sgtrsox]

this is probably their best video, like the way that they did the whole 90s thing and then just turned it around into a strange monster

[imnotastarfish]

anyone get the feeling that andy hates asians?

[jasbu1357]

I'm pretty sure Mark was on Video on Trial.

[Loudpaw]

@jasbu1357 LOL ya i saw that episode i was so excited that I recognized him, my friends had no idea wtf i was talking about ;3

[aychden]

i h8 azns

[EmptyChannelIsEmpty]

REALITY!

[3DDsworld]

REALITY!

[SolutionBackward]

fuck these faggots

[Gileum]

@SolutionBackward you wish you could fuck these sex knights...

[TehOni]

@Gileum

REAL.....

[XxTylerxGuitaristxX]

@Gileum shing! shing! shing! SHANG! SHANG! SH-SH-SHANG!

[xxFightxMExx]

@Gileum SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING! ha ha

[slipknotnz]

REALITY!!!

[ToTheHeadToTheHead]

My cousins is in this - Kyle :)

[Mandrew125]

F'ing racist

[Veilanof]

ITS REEEEEEEEEAL.  NOT.

[drumguy2007]

oh man this video is so funny it makes me HATE ASIANS

wait how'd they do that?

[CelticKraut]

This was great up until 1:11

[Triforceofcourage112]

Did anyone else notice what Mark was doing @ 0:54?

[othephat]

@Triforceofcourage112

Double Dicking!

[worldofwarcraft101]

@Triforceofcourage112 Double dicker

[mrgrizzly73]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is this

[Crakp0t]

Anyone know the name of the song at the end?

[Rammast3r]

Aboyoyoy!

[Jokesonyou122]

LMAO xD

Its REAL!

Kyle's cuuute (:

[Pobrebob32]

Kyle looks like Josh from The West Wing.

[Pootsforever]

Ahahaha! This video makes me HATE ASIANS so hard! It's so funny.

[erock195]

I love the dancing.