Aggressive snapping turtle. Don't blink at 1:00!

[Goodykos]

It's a slow killer, kind of like obesity!!

[kawakami]

Tha was freaking fast!

[supressorgrid]

That hole in his throat is so he can have a mouth full of struggling baby duck and still breath.

[totalwarfreak1]

where do you find these one's wild? 

[calpiffken]

thats a snake inside a shell man ive seen to many vids that thing got reach. anything with those sideway diamond eyes is evil its going to attack i hate snakes all reptiles really but they kill bugs so we cant kill them all

[yezidi11]

Walk for your life

[CountryBuff08]

Boy he's MAD!

[Zemmo123456]

It's Coming At Him In Full Speed!!

[Jellyfishhie]

"YOU JUST STAY RIIIIGHT THERE. I'M COMING FOR YA! :D"

[supressorgrid]

And the smell is something to be experienced too.

[veelalynne]

@supressorgrid Yep...when I had to give my pet snapper antibiotic shots, he bit the syringe and cut loose with a smell that would knock your shoes off. It's beyond description but it would make a maggot gag.

[sengalkol]

that snapping creature will kung fu anybody ass if you disturbed it

[jernelsonable]

RUN!!!!!!

[master4anything]

i didn't blink at 1:00 but i nearly fell of my chair xD

[SubParPlayer]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

[DionWojk]

mutha fucka is fast

[LiveFreeOrRIP]

HOLY!! Thats a Ninja Turtle!!

[mpoT3CHY]

1. find something dangerous in nature

2. GET AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN TO IT

3. if survived, upload to youtube

[willffre]

i think this squirtle used his tackle

[whassupdoc100]

@ 0.08 the snappers like, blow job gov'ner?

[kowal789]

it got so close!

[Madowstone]

Sweeeeeetttt.

[canalwaysmakeusmile]

Its soooo cute!

[fiendly7]

that was fast...

[iticklebabies]

he would bite your mr.smiley off

[CheeseyPie12]

don't dick with turtles...

[Jarheadftw]

@M5Ivan ... holy shit mate... if you can pause it in time he just snapped right infront of the lense. Can even see the mouth lining he was so near. Hahah close call!

[jamesmusu]

i'm a little zombie kid and i like turtles

[LiteMoka]

range.

[deeny0]

that was crazy hes vicious

[ColonelCockUp]

WTF? What happened at 1:00?!?! I didn't blink but it looked like a ball firing at the camera man?!

[qwcful1]

alll turtles look fucking ugly.

[flarion2345]

@qwcful1 that's not true, a lot find some tortoises the cutest animals. You're just being ignorent.

[qwcful1]

@flarion2345 why so serious?

[qwcful1]

@flarion2345 ignorant*

[KuruSeed]

@qwcful1 look at this pedantic little fucking pissant

[qwcful1]

@KuruSeed :)

[rickyibarra]

Those animals are very dangerous to kids, everyone should warn them

[SuperiorSwagon1]

His neck got a massive boner at 1:00. Then saw you were a guy.

[YouAreGayDontTouchMe]

while watching the whole video i was nervous

[Doddmond]

That's the most creepy, aggressive, menacing looking animal I've ever seen.

[Warriorcats24]

Blastoise uses Bite!

But it missed!

[Tehoxform]

0:59

[Dustin2424]

anybody else looking for a video of a snapping turtle biting someones fingers off?

[LuisReefTank]

I should throw rocks at you, film you going angrily after me and post it on the youtube "Aggressive human being".

[coolcabincrew]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY.

[holako55]

Check my wild turtle.  ( jouzef2 )

[thebizle]

it looks like the big turtle dude from the never ending story XD

[eric94827]

Blastoise aint got shit on this guy.

[crzy2u]

No wonder he's mad! He has poop all over his face!

[HappyWheelsResource]

You are now aware that there wasn't a 1:12

[OyonTheAdept]

@HappyWheelsResource i couldn't care less.

[Wyzzkyd]

Master Oogway.

[RollingArtDesigns]

I think he was seeing his own reflection in the lens maybe thought it was a smaller male so he was charging and trying to drive him away from his pond!

[devious00]

Holy shit can that thing ever extend it's neck. Don't ever underestimate a turtle haha

[GahSoonChan]

must go faster must go faster

[MrGracchio]

My favorite kind of turtle in action. These guys are perpetually angry at everything. I'm going to buy a house in the country-side, dig a moat and fill it with these bad boys. Because FUCK YOU burglars. Won't even have to clean up the mess.

[ThePatridiot]

bitch moved fast :-O

[nabstriker240]

Turtle: " Bitch i know you ain't filming me, when im not ready. OH HELLL NOO Shitss about to get down home boy.*-SNAP-* "

[FuNwithGlItcheZx9]

snapping turtle: what the fuck you looking at!?!?

[rockstaroreo13]

Go go gadget jaws lmfao. Cool video

[nillazilla92]

gosh! it's like a zombie!!

[EpicWin0CriticalFail]

42 people blinked at 1:00 :D

[gothikafan]

and this is why everyone thinks snappers are aggressive

[irishbreakfast]

see that lightning speed?? DONT FUCK WITH A SNAPPER OVER 4INCHES UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOSE SOMETHING FROM YOUR BODY!!!! THEIR NECKS STRETCH THE SAME LENGTH OF ITS TAIL!! THEY DONT NIP AS A WARNING LIKE A DOG,THEY BITE FOR LIFE OR DEATH KEEPS!! STAY AWAY FROM THEM!!!

[MBsaturnus]

@irishbreakfast better crack them with an axe !!! so they cant bite anyone anymore !!!

[bvbowler247]

green ninja turtle

[kristoferfir]

he's so cute

[imunro007]

i shat it

[DeathmagnetF2]

AHHH

[heartshapedlife2]

Thumbs up if you skipped to 1:00

[MBsaturnus]

i would LOVE to put a firecracker into its mouth. such a disgusting and stupid critter. hehe i often see them on the road, and when i do i will drive right over them. they are so disgusting and pointless creatures.

[TheTechnoKitteh]

@MBsaturnus dude your a horrible person..

[cinchknight]

@MBsaturnus I feel the same way when I see inbreds like you on the road. I just speed up and "GIT ER DONE".

[TehTwizzler]

The awkward moment when you want a turtle to, "slow down" :D

[NikoC00L]

@TehTwizzler LOL

[mrwipi09]

Get him Blastoise

[MyREV3NGE]

OH SNAP....PING TURTLE!!! :3

[AZNinsomnia02]

damn it I blinked

[AsianPersuasion4]

there goes my last underwear

[AngelsFly98]

thumbs up if you wish he got bit!

[lunarsquish]

CUTTE TURTLE!!!!

[MySuperBaseballLife]

he saw your face and wanted to kill you

[sep420]

"Wolf, snapping turtle, incredible! Yes, come forward, attack me, if you will. When it is over, you will call me Master!"

[RayeDrgn]

@sep420 I <3 Shreader

[luf4rall]

He probably saw his reflection in your camera

[JTxYT]

for some reason i felt the need to cover my crouch hmmmmmmm....

[jsh858]

@JTxYT >_<

[Jeffersen08]

@JTxYT Did you mean: crotch

[devious00]

@JTxYT What's a crouch?

[jesuriah]

@JTxYT How did you do that, arms over the head?

[Jarheadftw]

Wouldn't be so much the "crouch" I'd be worrying about. How are them toes of yours? Looks... delicious!

[CycloneJeo]

I didnt blink yes!!



[StarFoxAutobot]

Did that thing hiss?

[Tex6073]

i didnt blink! wooooh

[akj53]

Yes!! I didnt blink :D

[tape4684]

CLick 8 if you blinked lol

[tape4684]

Damn i blinked at 1:00

[Zadeke11]

i didnt blink

[Haunterpnoy]

8 for WHOA

[MrImGerman]

I didn't blink at 1:00, but i nearly felt of my chair.

[dronespace]

that's one scary motherfucker haha

[LeoArctica]

haha he like:

PISS OFF YOUR IN MY WAY!

XD love these little guys XD

[dperassi]

Love that kind of turtles!

[thesituation911]

he creepin like "nigga if you dont get that camera out my fucking face"

[RichardenHERTZ]

somebody call mario!!!

[Carbon344]

Challenge accepted....

[darksageification]

i used to be a turtle then i took an arrow to the knee....

[Cassandraspetcanary]

@darksageification you took a dick to the mouth.

[GamingRevolutionz]

He's staring at that big cock on your face in amazement lol

[gumbyhasgun]

if that turtle broke my camera when he did that i'd fking crush him with my feed on the spot and feed him alive to piranhas

[gumbyhasgun]

shit i blinked dont kill me

[cheyennebrock9]

I didnt blink. I jumped. Wasnt expecting that lol

[doj1119]

Epic face @ beginning! Btw I blinked at 1:00. Ahhh!

[taytrong1]

I've never been more scared of a little turtle in my life. Those big eyes were menacing!

[mariokirby8989]

He's ticked off at Mario for giving him so many migrains.

[iLoveMyRedneckLove]

aww. hes kinda cute in a way :)

[yamiga672]

u wont be laughing if he got you...

[caf1999]

That was good but where were u

[YouCantSeeMe163]

DAMN NATURE! You Scary!

[VVodkafan]

fucking scary

[comfortjjc]

idk why but for some reason i was think of a snapping turtle blow job

[theheatwave2001]

@comfortjjc that sounds hott! I want one now! But you go first and tell me about it.

[Death2298]

koopa needs a bath

[Sommasmokes420]

he's not an ordinary snapper. they're commonly known as a loggerhead down here. they can be a lot bigger than that and are protectd illegal to kill them guys. even a small 1 like 5 pounds will still chase your ass. 1 that size can easily bite through your arm

[Cassandraspetcanary]

@Sommasmokes420 Damn Jethrow, you dumb. Actually it is an ordinary snapping turtle. In fact it is called a Common Snapping turtle. As opposed to the only other speicies of snapping turtle; the Alligator snapping turtle. The Loggerhead is a sea turtle so tell all your friends to start calling these guys Snapping turtles or people will think your a retard.

[CarnivalSoul]

@Sommasmokes420 um aren't loggerheads seaturtles....

[95Gazdic]

omg, where is my pokeball?

[kellykryptonitee]

haha its like guuurrrrr

[sammytheshark1]

press 8

[TurtleDude3120]

he's like i'm going to catch you maby...

[WW2GM]

i gonA kill you 3 hours later can you slow down ?!

[tritanproductions]

Wow, your such a fool.

[Drfusebox]

Actually it's 0:58

[TheInnerSanctuary]

The f*ck just happened at 1:00!? Did it's head, like, teleport!? O.o

[Doubl3KiLLz]

OH NO WE HAVE RO TUN FASTER THAN A HALF AN HOUR

[master4anything]

thumbs up if you did not blink at 1:00

[pokemonchampion493]

@puddingloving Pokemon nerdisiam here.

You cant USE intimidate, its an ability. i comes though the pokemons parents.

XD intimidate is not a move.

[niro25587]

I Think some people find this video to be rather

*Puts on SunGlasses*

SNAPPY

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[Quwap447]

I want 1

[SlamIt889]

i didnt blink. my eyes just kinda went inside my skull

[mrpimmip]

ahh i blinnked

[qpae123]

Runnnn...ehhh....or just walk away !:))))

[kenziesvidoes]

I though it was kinda cute! SHOOT@!!!! I BLINKED!

[idaidiot]

So scary!!!

[OrderoftheHammer]

a few other turtle speices known for the same behavior. Shell gives them an ego.

[IndigoCat17]

I couldn't stop blinking threw the whole thing

[IndigoCat17]

OMG it's so cute <3 He is just a scared little guy <3

[GigaGabo]

Bowser before his midlife crisis.

[rabbitshot07]

oh davey im gonna get ya .

[ChassyWazHere]

Turtle: Bitch if you dont back the fuck off........bitch back off with the fucking camera!

At 1:00

Turtle: I TOLD YOU I WAS FUNNA BITCH YOUR ASS

[CrAzY3AGL3]

pokeball is all you need :)

[crispycritterz]

RUN! He's gradually attacking....

[KutasusWielgus]

eat or get eaten! dont put it in the water!!!  if it was just bigger it would also eat you. So get rid of that beast and eat that shit!!

[blackwaffle]

aww...cute :]

[eyegrinder94]

That one trimmed my nose hair...

[MrSchilling321]

Camourflage-shiggy

[Mrsamsaara]

The cameraman is in fact running

[123pvprogue]

his version of a highspeed chase

[KingOfTheBeyond23]

Well someone woke up on the wrong foot, and is quiet SNAPPY! WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1one

[echo224b]

Mr. Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[slykiller534]

thats no a turtle THATS A FUCKING DINOSAUR

[lordswit6666]

i like turtles 

[birdlover991]

DONT EAT ME

BAD TURTLE

[1rockinrollinsob]

hehe that stick looks like a starting line

[ecwinste]

Wow, I have never seen a turtle actually attempt to chase a human down. You must have pissed him off.

[toonknight3331]

click 8 to get to the snapping part

[CrazedPuppeteer]

it growled D: omg...thanks now I'm scared of turtles.