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  • "Basically, half of Belfast has just purchased a Bucking Bronco"- Comedy gold.

  • Kayvan Novak. at his best....

  • people actually bought it hahahaha

  • Lowestoft... land ahoy hahahaha

  • I'd definitely smash fatty boom boom.

  • thats a lucky 13 for u all he makes the slightest things funny lol XD

  • Terry "reminds me of my second wife actually"

    Presenter "why did she have one of these"

    Terry "no, she's got about the same rhythm"

    Brilliant!!!!!!

  • RICKMANSWORTH!

  • @1:04 i lost it

  • 130 seconds left = Fail

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  • Id biff her

  • @LanceCooL18 Fuckin weirdo

  • @stucool17 why coz am not gay like you

  • @LanceCooL18 That was really clever

  • @stucool17 is that a yes

  • @LanceCooL18 Obviously not? Unlike you, I don't get a boner over every average looking girl I see on the internet, and feel the need to post a comment saying I'd fuck her. That's why I called you a weirdo. Maybe if you got out more you'd notice that there are many girls much hotter than her.

  • thanks to this...thing

  • if she was skinny she would be fucking blazing hot

  • @WeeShaun911 F*ck skinny she's well worthy of a porking!

  • Linda from lowestoft

  • for a heavy set girl shes actually really attractive

  • @BigAmzz dam nd i tot i was d only 1

  • would you smash it?

  • @TheSchweaver fuck that!

  • 4 mins to by dont b shi

  • @BigAmzz she is a likeable person, this is why she is on telly sales :')

  • This is the facejacker guy

  • @Busher50 ah Columbo, you genius.

  • anyone notice the sound is not in sync lol

  • the irony a fat person selling fitness equipment

  • @OriginaGstaGreek

    He isn't real, it's actually a slim British Arabian guy dressed up as a fat, bald white man.

  • thanks to the . . . .thing lol

  • 130 seconds lol

  • who don't the fat broad sit on ab thing

  • A fat women promoting a toning product = FAIL

  • the king of banter

  • OH YEAH BABY X

  • Shame there was not lip sync. Hilarious!

  • brilliant stuff man :)

  • I'd do her.

  • when that girl went on that machine it looked like she was a human lava lamp!!

  • TEWWY TIBBS

  • lo at 5:57 she says "130 seconds!" when its 1 minute 30 seconds.... idiot.

  • does anyone know if this was actually shown on bid up t.v.? like if anyone saw it thinking it was real?

  • hahahahha terry tibbs holy man

  • "Leave the kids at home they don't need private education, what you need is a pair of love handles"

    Hilarious

  • cracks me up hahahaa

  • that girl is hot who is she?

  • "can I sit side saddle, like the queen?" "Of course you can, isn't that how you like it?" that's fucking awesome.

  • "You don't look like you're resisting too hard, to be honest."

    Terry Tibbs <3 <3

  • thats no where near fuckin terry tibbs.

  • @bibblebabble69

    It's the same guy that does the voice. -.-

  • Soooooooo Fucking Awkward.

  • this clip is on facejakcer

  • Check out my personal page for the Terry Tibbs theme tune!

  • terry is so great

  • terry tibbs is always better when he's just a picture with a moving mouth... but the woman is perfect so i'm not complaining

  • Terry tibbs is a f***ing legend!

  • Women on this is fit. But more to the point Terry Tibbs is a f***ing legend! Had me in tears!

  • For people who like me cant watch this because the audio is out of sync with the video. What i did was open 2 youtube pages and muted one video (the one i was gonna watch) and on the second page played the audio. Thus watching the video and hearing the audio " In sync ". i know its hastle but it isnt annoying as fuck hearing audio 2 secs before they say it. If any1 has a better idea i would like to hear it.

  • are they sure its not a scam !! classic

  • does it seem to any one that his mouth isnt movin? lol

  • @SuperMoviemaker1000 it was out of sync man

  • @SuperMoviemaker1000 the audio is way off

  • Cute, thick baby!

  • audio is out

  • why not put your feet in the stirups 

  • it's phonejacker, not the real terry tibbs, whoever that is.

  • @C4rnax *facejacker

  • @C4rnax What? This is Facejacker, the official live-action spin-off of Fonejacker. This is the Fonejacker guy dressed up as his character Terry Tibbs. There isn't a 'real Terry Tibbs'.

  • BBW

  • lmao can i go side sadle, why is that how u like it

  • don't be harsh to the fat bird she'd definitely get one

  • @MrAnton101 Bit of a wide load, but i`d smash it!

  • @ChanticleerHegemony haha i thought it was just me haha ya she can get it.

  • @MrAnton101 absolutely... Curvy 

  • @MrAnton101 lol only in the UK

  • "Reminds me of my second wife, actually."

    "Oh really? Did she have one of these, did she?"

    "She's got about the same rhythm."

    "Yeah okay..."

  • Who buys this shit?

  • @ 3:08 - nipples or what? Wrong girl to advertise fitness equipment

  • Shame it's dropped out of sync a bit, but still over 7½ minutes of piss-your-self-laughing-start-­to-finish genius ^_^

  • fomotion fitness machine :P

  • They have a fat woman selling fitness machines....hm...

  • Awful. Ruined the character.. embarrassing.

  • @jackp22 how exactly, its actually annoying that your your mentally deficient enough to actually put that..

  • @samsung54369 I see what you did there with the two "your"

  • @daor734 That was probaly a mistake really, but imagine if it wasn't!

  • The naaamba taa diaaallllll!!

  • TALK TO ME !

  • Got about the sam rythem yano,

    class lol

  • 'we're all friends now'. 

  • Terry Tibbs is Dave Courtney's long lost brother hehe

  • "That's what I call a handle, and I'm not talking about the famous composer", absolute genius.

  • can u put up the rest of it?

  • Terry Tibbs awesome ' FAMILY CARS !!! '

  • some of this footage did not make the show

  • Terry's the man !!

  • "Reminds me of my second wife yano wot i mean?" .. "ohh she got one of these has shes? .. "ohh she got about the same rythem yano" LMAO!!!!

  • ledgend

  • ahhaha omg lol he said lives in ricky near watford lol i live there !! xD!

  • @ronoj2 i went 2 skool dere

  • @ronoj2

    He lives in Wickmanswurf not Rickmansworth :)

  • @Doomsday2060 huh? wtf is wickmanswurf?

  • @ronoj2

    It is what he says. He doesn't pronounce his 'R's properly

    HE DOESN'T PRONOUNCE HIS ARSE PROPERLY.

    :)

  • Wooden ladders talk ta me

  • its not working for her rolls so definitely not worth buying that!

  • Faaaamily Caaars...talktome

  • facejacker has balls

  • I thought Terry Tibbs was the asian looking man who does the other voices on Phonejacker?

  • @SuzLa1 Yeh, he's wearing a huge prosthetic face lol

  • Il hold on to the handle at the back... i bet you will darling

  • terry looks like he wants to smash her into next week !!!

  • That Maria Greenwood is absolutely gorgeous. So sexy.

  • @denzilite whats wrong wi you ya marshmallow shagger!!!!

  • Isn't that how you like it?

  • why dont you put your feet in the stirups hahaha

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  • Hello Lionel, thats my son

  • annoyingly out of sync, but funny as shit

  • not if you got hemiroids through rofl terry is fucking great

  • I love this not just cause it's hilarious but also cause it rips the piss out of all the shitty bullshitty exercise machines which I hate.

  • not 1 naaan naaan not 3 naaaan naaaan but 99 naaaan naaaaan!

  • weel get this to you, unless your in belfast, no no, oh yeah even in belfast looooooool

  • "did she have the machine?"

    "no she had about the same rhythm"

    :D

    terry tibbs <3

  • Face at 0:16

  • They should invite him back..

  • sound out of syn, RAGE but still fuckng funny

  • Tibbs is a legend

  • Haha, when he says "Why don't you put your feet in the styrups" and everyone in the background laughs, awesome.

  • We'll give it to you even if you're in Belfast.. We're all friends now!

    lol

  • haha terry.... burghhhh

  • It would have been funny if he said that the motion fitness machine came with extra attachments and double up as a sybian.

  • LOOL facejacker was tooo jokes on this ...

    swear down Kayvan Novak is such a jokes guy :L

  • its tonin ma faas

  • Terry Tibbs = TALENT

  • can i sit side saddle?

    of course you can love. isnt that how you like it?

  • "We will deliver this to your door in 7 days time"

    "Unless your in Belfast"

    "No no! We'll get it to you."

    "Oh yeah! we'll get it to you even in Belfast. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah..... we are all friends now."

    ha ha that is genius.

  • Awesome TV.

  • Talk to me!! legend!

  • awsome maths from the woman, one min 30s left, "one hundred and thirty seconds left"....uuuh 90?

  • "she got about the same whyvm, you know"

  • "Now thats what i call a handle, and im not talking about the component" Pure class :D Terry tibbs ftw!

  • @beelzzebub he said "and im not talking about the famous composer" as in George Frideric Handel

  • @theonewithbluehair Lol so he did woops :D

  • It wud of been so funny to be watching this live

  • ha ha a few people actually bought them things

  • you can always tell if they're not selling them when the number goes down but there isn't a yellow bar at the bottom of the screen saying whose bought it!

  • terry tibbs is legend, terry for prime minister!!!!!

  • it wasnt in sync at all for me

  • Terry's sales skills aren't working that well.

  • This was the only funny clip on facejacker

  • LEGEND! LOL

  • He is mental :):)

  • was this actually live on price drop TV? Did anyone see it/hear of it before facejacker started??

  • sound is stupidly out of sync

  • @zidey If you download it (contrary to Youtube policy of course) and apply an audio delay of 1300 ms, it pretty much syncs it up.

    Wow I need to get a life.

  • @leecovuk heh cheers dude ;)

  • @leecovuk Feel free to download this video! Just please don't re-upload it - it could end up with YouTube trying to take it down - I had to dispute a copyright claim from Channel 4, even though this was recorded from price-drop tv.

  • @SQGTelly It's ok, I only downloaded it so I could sync it up to watch it.

    Have you noticed some people are uploading copyrighted content in a mirrored image, in the hope it doesn't get removed? What a strange world we live in.

  • @leecovuk sorry to sound stupid but,

    what program can i use to apply an audio delay?

  • @KyleUnwin One way, which I have just tested and is different to how I originally did it :- use Media Player Classic Home Cinema; go into Options, Audio Switcher and make sure Audio Switcher is enabled. Go into Audio Time Shift there and try a value of 1100 ms.

  • @leecovuk isnt 1300.15427 milisexs?

  • @leecovuk how would one apply an audi delay?

  • Lol i thought facejacker would be awful. IT'S INCREDIBLE.

  • @123454321sam Yeah, this was the best sketch so far...

  • I loved fonejacker, but this is another level, awesome

  • Purepish when its  shitdub

  • I wash I saw this on the actual price drop channel, that would have been classic.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA "re-sculpting my entire body" lol "how do u stop it?" hahahahhahahahahahaha not if hav got hemeriods he is the man!!

  • Funny thing is, they probabley sold stuff quicker when Terry was on!

  • I so wish I had actually seen this live! this is joke! Facejacker's gunna be sick!