Ribbcage - Kids (eat your veggies)

[giovismargera666]

i just enjoy the jamey jasta pics

[xseedcore777x]

is this the new earth crisis song

[gruu]

That scream at 0:55 always cracks me up, awesome song :P

Remember kids, dont do anything fun

[NeroAngelo616]

That snare is all fucking about it. He get's the message right.

[heartless0908]

There's nothing hxc about this band they fucken suck :D

[Paranoidave]

@heartless0908

Ordinarily I'd just call you "a fucking idiot" for not getting what couldn't be a more obvious joke. But considering you had to skim over several comments that EXPLAINED THE JOKE in order to leave your comment....this raises you to the level of "Super hyper mega fuckwit turbo douche HD"

Congrats.

[heartless0908]

@Paranoidave

um dude stfu :D coming up with "super hyper mega fuckwit turbo douch hd"

yea man i bet u get all the ladies back home, huh? why would u even care wha my comment says? what got nothing better to do on a friday night so u decide to jack off to stoopid comments on youtube, i kno ur moms proud, good job man good job

[Paranoidave]

@heartless0908

......So no comment on you still missing the point of the video then?

Why would I care what your comment says? Because you left it, it would just be rude if I ignored it. If you didn't want it read by anyone you shouldn't have posted it in the first place.

Oh I'm sure I don't get as much pussy as the "anime and Call of Duty" fan, right?

Besides I'm a student, Friday and Saturday are the two nights too expensive to go out, Monday - Thursday however is all good though.

[TheKarmaCoded]

Are you people idiots? Its obviously a joke at HXC music,, and tho im a fan of HXC i find this hilarious

[DAVOLOLOL]

This is a very accurate insult to hardcore. Nice work! haha

[glutterdestroyer]

fukin br00tal lolz

[Paranoidave]

It's because we're fucked out of our teeth on whiskey and pretending to be Hatebreed...xD

[willbay]

no i do think you can sing that wasnt me saying it... very nice.

[icage]

LOL!!! hahaha fucking hillariousXD good song:P

[ANALFINISH]

minor threat is good you guys are emo

[SynGZackyV]

nah guys hardcore is like hardcore punk like black flag and minor threat (who suck btw). throwdown and hatebreed are actually metalcore but not in the modern sence of the genre but there are an exact mix or metal and hardcore

[AbasketOfOpinions]

You just said Minor Threat sucked.

Kill youself.

[JonathanXStrife]

You can't base your idea of hardcore on bands like hatebreed and throwdown those bands are mad wack in comparison to legit hardcore like Outbreak & Righteous Jams but I have to give it to you this is a sick parody

[Paranoidave]

I'm sure we can't xD

As we said we know dick all about legitimate Hardcore...however we know enough to know the Hatebreed style of it to know it deserves pisstakery.

[MrDart]

Good job man. Long time now talk, get on msn again :p

[CrunkRockSteadyEvan]

amazing parody

its too bad there are so few hardcore bands that are actually good (in comparison to the number of shitty ones)

but i wanna know how they got some of the aspects of this so dead on without listening to tons of hardcore first

[Paranoidave]

I have no idea....if his is dead on it's quite scary. We pretty much based our idea of 'Hardcore' entirely from the hatebreed album "Rise of brutality" of course 1 or 2 throwdown songs and that shitty video this is a response to also influenced us.

[lo0lzolulzz]

They are so "dead on" because modern "hardcore" is overly simplistic, stupid, and takes little to no effort to reproduce. Not that I am insulting this particular band, but mostly all the band they seem to parodying(hatebreed etc).

[starbuxcrazy]

bahahahaha

[dickkwikkwek]

LOL!!!

[santaisabeast]

woah woah woah woah... back it up there chief. you think suicidal tendancies is good and t.d.w.p. is shit? you got that fucking statment backwards, son.

[AbasketOfOpinions]

Scene scum.

[Jakkdametalhead]

''xX Z0mG Xx Oli sykes 4 lyfe lawl <3 xX Myspace ftw Bra00tttals!! xX 4 lyfe MF.''

Dont get me wrong old proper hardcore like suicidal tendencies and DRI is great i just cant deal with any of this shit like hatebreed or even worse shit like bring me the horizon -.- lol gd video

[gigeresquelove]

I must respectfully disagree with your statement at the start (0:04) of this video Paranoidave, I sense not a hint of Halter USX China Index. Trust you me, I definitely know where it's situated. I shall finish off with this sentence: "Where yo' head at boi?". Thank you for reading.

[juchel]

RESPECT YOUR FUCKING ELDERS !! right on dave

[Shabutie103]

lol "THIS ISNT HXC,THIS n0t br00ttal 3nough"

[madog13]

helz yesh!

der iz 2 munch hxcz in dis videos!

my hXcness almost kantt handel the br00t4l1ty!

[reubschaft]

DAAAAAAAAYYY!!!

Not nearly enuf hardcore dancing tho.

Where are the roundhouses?

HXCVeggies4Life

[futurewolf42o]

this is a joke right?

[Paranoidave]

...what made you think that? :S

This is obviously 100% Serious!!!!

WE CARE ABOUT HARDCORE AND NUTRITION!

STAYING TRUE TO YOUR ROOTS IN MORE THAN ONE CONTEXT

*breakXdownXcore*

[CaptainOrgazmo]

haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha holy shit !

[Knuggels]

LOL

[seed419]

unproduced music at its finest

[Paranoidave]

very much so.

Although I must say for a song recorded with nothing but a £2 computer microphone, a Squire guitar, 15W Line 6 amp and a freeware drum VST it sounds fuckin sweet xD

[ReaperX3ro]

You should re-record this, for epic VeggieXCore br00tality.

[djGentoo]

Why? Anything better than black-metal-quality production is NOT HxC!

[witchinghour666]

stay hxc ma bro

XD

[xjosefffx]

pure gold Dave.

Keep it HxC.

lawl

[StayGoldHC]

nice, you know what sets it apart from a typical wargazm song? the music and vocals don't suck balls.

[StayGoldHC]

oh i just noticed a big flaw. your fat ass has never eaten any vegetables have you?

[Paranoidave]

your mum's a vegetable.

...which is also what made it so easy ;)

[ryangaston88]

i love the fact that you like our shitty piss-take vocals and hxc riffs.

it shows that you have zero taste in anything

[StayGoldHC]

yea.. but i just can't take an insult seriously from you fucking geeks lol

[ryangaston88]

... what??

that doesnt make any sense or have any relevance to what i just said...

re-phrase your comment, i might understand what you were trying to say.

[Paranoidave]

nor I with someone so meatheaded it borders on parody!

As Ryan said...the fact you ACTUALLY think this is a good song proves that xD

[Bananamatic]

FUKKEN HXC

[Abbadon3210]

fucking win

[GodinSDXTguitars]

you know dave, this is actually a pretty good song, i started actually listening to it for the music after the lyrics started to seem less funny, its actually pretty well written.

[ScarletAvatar]

Are these the actual lyrics??

[Paranoidave]

yes.

as it is a satirical song mocking the irony of hardcore bands playing heavy music and screaming whilest having positive and uplifting lyrics.

[ScarletAvatar]

Outstanding.

[Icantunderstandyou]

Much like E-town Concrete.

[djGentoo]

I laughed.

Then I watched the video that this was a response to.

Then I cried, having finally been enlightened as to what humanity is becoming.

Then I listened to some Insomnium. :D

[feritek14]

this video was awesome. that guys voice is hilarious...eat your damn vegetables...

[xdillrussx]

Its funny how many people have enough spare time to do something so lame. Get a life you dick heads.

[LeutenantDanICECREAM]

Its funny how you automatically assume he has no life just because he made fun of gay music. Get a sense of humor and stop being so sad.

[Sybje]

haha, recognisable as hell. i like the cliches you used.

oh and ofcourse the straight edge and the gunther groaning parts

[evengodhatescreed]

the scary thing is it could be real lol thats just wrong....

[Paranoidave]

The 2 comments preceeding this one are all so retarded it makes me want to punch myself in the dick.

I really thought the fact this was a joke was about as obvious and unsubtle as a slap to the face, yet many people are still borderline invalid enough to think this is a serious band singing a serious song....

[carlstrum]

Yeoo dave. I hope your not referring to me, cause i was just saying that i enjoyed the pun you intended with this video. I actually like hatebreed and thought this was hilarious. They're always like "RISE UP TO ME" and "FACE THE TRUTH" and "MAKE YOU BELIEVE TO BE STRONGGER!"

[Paranoidave]

nah, not your comment man..."hedancecowdance" and "xxshaundogxx" were the fools I was referring to.

[carlstrum]

sounds like it could be a hatebreed song

[hehdancecowdance]

omg that dude...

sucks

NO I WILL NOT EAT MY VEGGIES

[xXshaundogXx]

wow the singer in that band.. neck yourself.. i turned my sound DOWN because i was embarrassed someone would hear me listening to this shit. i hate you

[witchinghour666]

why didnt you just stop watching the video

[Paranoidave]

for somebody who is supposedly 19, you should have more wits about you to have guessed that this is a HxC parody that is taking the piss out of how shit HxC music is, therefore its retarded on purpose.

dumbass

[Antitheology]

I lost control during the 9th or 10th breakdown and started flailing around. I accidently shit kicked my computer. Now it's half retarded. THANKS A LOT RIBBCAGE. Now I'm gunna put 2 or 3 bandanas in my pockets and go outside and find people smoking just so I can complain about it and talk about respect for a while.

[Paranoidave]

^^^^

BEST COMMENT ON ANY VIDEO EVER!!!

[ryangaston88]

took me about 10 minutes to write this comment because i was laughing so much!!

:D

[ProvokedAccurser]

LOL

[stiffghost]

right now i will eat my veggies lol..

[superiorgreyfox]

My old comment is still the best for this vid.

[AshILayDying]

are these the real lyrics?! o.0

[Paranoidave]

.....yes,.....becvause we wrote and recorded it.

[cribbibo]

gutted that hardcores turned into such bullshit nowadays

minor threat and bad brains used to rule hardcore

now weve just got fucking hatebreed - yay ( suree..... )

[KingRoxasThe13th]

can't wait for the next ribbcage song xD

[aCIDrEIGN3616]

wtf asshole you stole these lyrics from throwdown....ROFL, stay tr00 d00d, fear this X

[aCIDrEIGN3616]

whos the cocktaster that gave me a thumbs down, I'm not a real hardcore kid you non-profile looking motherfuckers

[wiitech]

ಠ_ಠ U pwn im giving you thumbs up

[Bishoninja]

It's funny because it's true

[GodinSDXTguitars]

how do you make lyrics this funny? do you steal them?

[Paranoidave]

I always find I tend to write the best at stupidly early hours of the Morning when I'm half asleep.

[GodinSDXTguitars]

... interesting, i should try that

[aCIDrEIGN3616]

its HXC "automatic writing" LAWL

[Ricter3x0x0x9]

This is just gay Dave you disappointed me

[Paranoidave]

........did you not see the comment directly underneath yours? xD

[yomama91745]

Wow, all you who are dissin this video are seriously stupid...theyre making fun of hardcore so it sucks on purpose....

[ryangaston88]

also we did it with minimal recording equipment... so it also sucks cuz of that lol.

[witchinghour666]

oh you finally cracked it well done shit for brains

[ohdeasu]

that was worthy of a chuckle. good job.

[gosensgo666]

sweeeet... veggies are good. This video rules.

[patlikescorn]

wow this band sux and you diss actual bands with talent like AILD and KSE wow

[Paranoidave]

patlikescorn

maybe you should be called "pat-can't-spot-a-hatebreed-pa­rody-when-it's-right-in-front-­of -his-retarded-face"

just a suggestion.

[Tslaybmx]

i want to chop my dick off

[ryangaston88]

feel free

[shadowstep14]

i agree XD

[zebramaniac1]

i cant find this song on itunes :(

[ryangaston88]

because it is only on my computer... daves computer... and youtube.

[AwsomSid]

lol

[superiorgreyfox]

Just wanted to let you know how thankful I am that you made this vid. Hardcore has become a veritable pile of commercial bullshite the past few years, and the true Hardcore fans have seriously been marginalized. Nothing is worse when some trend follower refers to Hardcore Punk(bands like Bad Brains, Adolescents, Flipper, Battalion of Saints, ect...) as Hardcore bands. Hardcore bands=Madball, Sick Of It All, and Cro-Mags. Let's try to get these different sub-genres correct people.

[chickens2007]

this isnt even funny man..

[DPHSdl23]

this fucking sucks!!!!

[KingMetalR]

HAHAHAHA! Hardcore blows

[whatareyouonabout555]

100% AWESOME. fuck man that was hardcore fuck yeah

[Ikillrapest]

wait are these the real lyrics or just misheard lyrics

[Paranoidave]

it figures you're an ICP fan.

THIS COULDN'T BE MORE OBVIOUSLY A JOKE SONG!

[Ikillrapest]

ok thats what i was wondering

[drewdogg66]

i like how you call him an icp fan because he is stupid haha

[sheenydonut]

LMAO!!! 2:59- BREAKDOWN!!!! that guy is a chode :P

[sheenydonut]

these guys made fun of themselves enough, let alone you doing it for them....LMFAO! XD

[ryangaston88]

um... me and dave ARE these guys... we were just making fun of the whole hardcore scene.

[adamd5]

lol the breakdown bit with the car, really good vid

[DasKonor]

Haha hatebreed sucks. nice parody.

[arntoreinwindir]

Wow, I didn't know the people commenting on this video could be so dim witted. It's supposed to be a parody tardasses.

btw, nice vid Dave, I laughed my ass off.

[maverark]

a shit version of hatbreed. didnt think that was possible cos they alrady suck. well jamie jasta blows balls cos his vocals are lame and padantic. i realise tha my spelling sucks.... grill away you tubers " uuuuuugh you cant spell ugh guh huh " do me a favour make good music and maybe i wont need to spread the disease of bad spelling !

[Paranoidave]

do you even know what pedantic means?

if you did you'd realise that you could not possibly describe vocals as pedantic.

although you were too dumb to notice this was a parody of hatebreed.....so I guess I can't give you too much credit.

[JackMRobshaw]

The depressing thing is that this is probably as good as 90-95% of real hardcore bands could produce

[meldrocoras]

Dude......I can scream better than that. Come on. Funny video though. Nice try at hardcore. Maybe you'll like Five Finger Death Punch. They rock.

[Paranoidave]

well I should hope you can scream better than 2 guys screaming deliberately badly to make fun of Hardcore vocals.....

[meldrocoras]

Lol. Why don't you guys scream well to see how good you are at REAL hardcore vocals?

[Paranoidave]

...because hardcore is crap and if we did it good it wouldn't be making fun of it...it would just be hypocritical.

[ZIDBULA]

fuck this shits annoying as hell

this cant be a real band

[Paranoidave]

ZIDBULA, you couldn't spot a parody if it was dancing naked in front of you with a big neon sign saying "This is a joke" could you?

[ZIDBULA]

well yeah i knew it was a spoof cuz nobody would r4eally sing that without being serious but some thins these days...

[corrob]

BWAAAHAAHABWAAAHAA!!!!!!!!! wiggery chef in doc martin boots BWAAHAA!!, perfect spoof on all hardcore, and these asses on here that think this was serious bwahhaa!!

[laurenbelle]

rhyming boots with boots - GENIUS!

[xNICKxROSSx]

I laughed my fucking ass off. I hate "true" / "Tough guy" hardcore....it's so hypoctritical and full of shit. Kudos my man. hahaha

[XMrStayPuftX]

Agreed, HXC elitists are nothing, but contradictive hypocrites.

[snausagesrgood]

can i get an MP3 of this song?

[vivalaresisty]

Is there anyway I can get an MP3 of this song?

[CatalystOfFire]

That was so hxcore it's hard to put a stop to it yo. I'm gonna have to show this to all my scene friends in the mall, after we get done shopping at hot topic, and buying the latest mallxcore albums, and hanging out at the food court...

Amazing video dude, I hate hardcore lolol The song definitely needed more screechy minor 2nd screeches to achieve ultimate hardcore gayness however...

[Paranoidave]

oh just wait till the next "Ribbcage" song xD

gotta throw together a video for it though...had a word with the hardXcore soldiers in the band and they've decided that Brutal Deathcore is the way to go.

took em longer to find a movie sample to put at the beginning of the song than write and record it.

[CatalystOfFire]

Sounds like it's gonna outdo even the most brutal of Chariot songs.

Remember to give it some incredibly long freaking name, like "The words to this song consist of bloody, anger, hate, blood, gore, piss and deathstruction, now eat a russian doll!"

[Paranoidave]

it's been done for ages I just never thought of youtubing it till last night.

It's called

"purveyance to negotiate the consumption of cheesy comestibles"

There's a lot of Monty Python samples in it and the whole song is how about the ebst cheese is "brie"

RIBBCAGE, FOODXCORE PIONEERS!!

[mobasta123]

Yeah.. i also though you were serious.. i mean i went to check out for the band on the internet Lolz..

i really did appreciate this parody.. and really can't do nothing but agree with the point of "hardcore" being so full of shit.

[Paranoidave]

a lot of peiople are thinking this is Serious :S....is this a US / UK sense of humour clash again?

[mobasta123]

ahahah.. your a genius.. dude XD..

[juice0133]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Good stuff man.

[mshadowswannabe]

ha and you make fun of a7x

fuckin faggot

ribcage is the least hxc band ever

[krazy5000]

who the fuck is a7x

[Guitarist2095]

Avenged Sevenfold.

[krazy5000]

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh! they suck alot of monkey balls

[ryangaston88]

dude... are you actually retarded??

this is a parody of all hardcore music. its deliberatelybad on purpose to make fun of hardcore

[maddnotez]

I hope this band was joking, They suck really big dick. Get a good singer and sell your guitar. Please

Ribcage I hate you!

[Paranoidave]

it's CLEARLY a parody of Hatebreed/Throwdown esque hardocre.....quit being stupid.

and for somethign all recorded through a computer microphone it sounds fucking sweet.

[maddnotez]

I didnt know what it was. I thought it was a real song from a serious band. I dont listen to hardcore really, too simple for me....quit being a dick, your good at interpretations not good at being in a vegan band.

[Paranoidave]

well considering you thought we were being serious, I'd say we did a pretty good job of emulating bullshit "tuff-guy" hardcore.

[maddnotez]

No you are right. Definitly a good job, I just hope you guys were joking...and I sent you a message before. You should definitly do an interpretation of Slowly We Rot.

"Volleyball join me, anyone?" Slowly We Rot.

if you can figure out a way to make it look like that guy is playing volleyball it will be the shit.

P.S.

FUCK TRIVIUM

[youtoobinhomie]

wow ribcage sucks

[Paranoidave]

how can you say something thats a musical parody of stereotypical "hardcore" music sucks, without implying that Hardcore as a genre sucks?

[youtoobinhomie]

beacuse its easy i dont hate all "harcore" music i just dont like this parody

[jigglypuff3]

hahahahahaha

[meltedkings]

More REAL lyrics (INSTEAD OF THIS WHINEY POP MALLCORE EMO SHIT!!):

I brutally smash my fist up her cunt and rip her entrails out

Double fistfucking her asshole

Chainsaw mutilation, she is now in pieces

I put all parts in plastic bags and drive back to cemetary

One by one I throw bags down her grave

No time to bury her again, fuck you whore

[androidmarshmellow]

DON'T DRINK OR DO ANYTHING FUN!

[Itsthatguyagain]

who uses HXC anymore............nerd!!

[ledbythereaper]

I dont think you understand irony do you..

[juchel]

could you do the tab for this one  ?

It's pretty good/funny.

[emmermaid]

LMFAO!

Mainly at the protein and vitamin B.

[Rylee49]

THIS SUCKS

[XvandettashredX]

TOTALLY HARD FUCKIN'CORE STRAIGHT EGDE VEGAN 4 LIFE!!!11!!!1

Heh heh. As a real hardcore fan, thats great You guys need to do another one.

[scumgrinder]

im not hardcore or straight edge maybe the opposite.i fucking like this song i think its great remind me of crowbar

[Chrotisofus]

Carrot Core. fuck yeah!

[JENoooOOO]

lol, that made my day, that was funny

[ment4lbre4kdown]

Haha, awesome

[shinobitech13]

fucking protein and vitamin b! lmao!

[lilherb3]

wow...i dont know how to explain this... this is hardcore??!?!

[GrimThePyroRapist]

*2 steps over to the fridge and gets out a carrot* fucking xxxxxxxcarrotxcorexxxxxx man, can we cover it? we will play it at a hardcore gig and throw onions at the stupid cunts

[Paranoidave]

go for it man.

If you get video evidence as well that woul dprobably make my day. hah.

[GrimThePyroRapist]

it'll be the stuff dreams are made of (coincidently all i dream about is sex)

[Autonomyfound]

just.....terrible

[brassknuckletrash]

but i like protein and vitamin b12

[666greetings]

fuckin proteins and vit b! hahaha

[TetsuoShima07]

LOL Ribbcage is better than Wargazum, put more Ribbcage up, I love this shit, it's hilarious! Anything picking on the scene kids is great, I say we should annhilate them all from shows that are not hardcore. I GOTTA HAVE MORE RIBBCAGEEEEE!! hXc!!!!!! lol

[dethklok766]

vitamin B