Added: 2 years ago
From: Ossinerith
Views: 33,647
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (241)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Funny thing is I can actually imitate his voice up to a certain extent that people get freaked the fuck out when they hear it.

  • God he's so F****** ugly

  • dosent he say "youll pay for wat youve done RAGH!!!"

  • u forgot about what he says when he's about to fire a rocket or shoot his chaingun

  • He looks like a zombie jesus.

  • how did he have children lo

  • @XXXrastabloodXXX his specimens were his children. Most speciments were based of his family (Clots were based off his son while Sirens were based off his wife)

  • You didnt add his Twisted Christmas quotes D: Let me go down the ones I know : Entrances : "Wheres my cookies and milk!?" "This is what happens to bad little boys and girls!" "You've all been bad little boys this year!" "HO.. HO.. HO...!" "You're all on this naughty list!" When he retreats : "Come out elves, Santa needs help!" Firing Rocket : "I've got a present for you!" Firing Minigun : "Feel the power of Santa!" and thats all I've heard.

  • @CarmageddonHero Look at the upload date -_-

  • ITS RAINING MONEEEY!!!

  • i actually feel sort of scared by some of the things he says....

  • everything is so simple...WHEN YOU HAVE A RAWKET LAUNCHAIR FOR AN ARM!

  • Whenever he says "I thought you were the best" I feel he should end with "but youre just like the rest" instead of what saying "but youre just like all the others", it sounds way better :P

  • "I ALWAYS TOLD HER, I'D I MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF... and she never listened."

    Really like the voice transition and line. Shows the Patriarch truly has feelings. Sorrow is one of them. Almost makes me feel sorry for him.

  • @dazkid33 that is till you realize he killed his wife by locking her in a room with an unrestrained siren

  • DOSH

  • everything is so simple... WHEN U HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER.. FOR AN ARM!!!!

  • Have you ever noticed that Treyarch made KF in a big irony game?

    If yoy pay attention they made a game in wich they have UK vs USA :D

  • Play this video and The Patriarch Theme song video at the same time. :)

  • My favoutite is: You can't run forever

  • lol my favorite 1 is "i dont think u fully understand the situation"

  • So when he transformed, he grew a mustache? That's what it looks like.

  • Your starting to really piss me off.

    lol

  • Everything is so easy when you have a rocket launcher for an arm....

  • SAVE MY CHILDREN xD

  • everytime he says "ONE IN THE PIPE!" i shit myself cause i know what's coming next D:

  • Wanted a pie.

  • LMAO 0:36, Duke Nukem + Frankenstein xP

  • You know the thing that really creeps me out, is that he doesn't sound british

  • His close up should be the new screamer.

    Exept make the scream more MANNLY. *Saxxy style

    (C whut I did thar?)

  • 1:34 is the best part!

  • RAWKET LAWNCHAIR AND WANTED A PIE!

  • YOU PRAT!!!

  • why do i think of nathan explosion when i hear this guy

  • hes frekin creepy

  • at 0:53 i thought he was gonna say "My children, are Retarded :D

  • "EVERYTHING IS SO SIMPLE WHEN YOU HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER FOR AN ARM" LOL BEST QUOTE EVER

  • Metal Voice

  • 1:34 lol

  • Kevin is such a boss.

  • You missed a couple- sadly my faviourite one

    "ONE IN THE PIPE"

  • Patriarch: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CHILDREEEEN DGGFDFGDGDFSDSDG

    pedobear: OH SHI-

  • @NNLinkful bears can not talk.

  • ITS RAINING MONAY

  • That makes me sad ... with his children...

  • your really startin to piss meh off!!!!

  • " u killed my children" !!!!

  • his children i have never heard about that lol

  • Patriarch scares me :(

  • RAWKIT LAWNCHAIR for an arm.

  • my fav - 01:55 I don't think you fully understand the situation.. YOU ALL GOING TO DIE !!! HAHAHAH - and - 02:19 I thought you are the best, but you'r just like all the others.. PATHETIC !!! \m/,(-_^),\m/

  • Comment removed

  • WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CHILDREN lol

  • ''Come out and make your father brown.'' What? Kootra?

  • Comment removed

  • @Ultrasors i know it was a joke. Get your own sense of humor.

  • Thumbs up if you want The Patriarch for your father :D

  • u forgot ONE IN THE PIPE

  • I DONT THINK YOU FULLY UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION.............. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE =D funny lol

  • i liked the part when he talked about his children.

  • lol Getting a better close up, i think he resembles Cyrus for those of you who have ever played Dawn of War II

  • now your strating to PISS me off your ruining everything!

  • It makes me sad to kill him now when I heard the save me lines

    ;_;

  • So the patriarch is really Nicolas Cage?

  • @njord19 I think he looks more like a huge mutated Ned Flanders XD

  • I'll bet fapping isn't so simple with a rocket launcher for an arm.

  • @NowImSad Its only one of them, he still got his left arm.

  • @NowImSad On the other hand.... he could use the other hand.

  • @NowImSad he has 1 hand

  • @NowImSad you'd have time to do that during a zombie apocalyspe

  • @NowImSad

    Thanks for putting that in my head. "Cum in the pipe!"

  • YOUR GOING TO DIE lolz

  • "Eventually I will catch you" -watches a lv 6 medic run around on West London- Yep he'll eventually catch you XD.

  • Everything is so simply when you have a rocket launcher ... For an arm!

  • 1:35 <3

  • WAT YOU'VE DAN TO MAH CHILDRAN!!!!!!

    Epic.

  • you forgot 1 thing he says "you fucking asshole" if you kill him sometimes lmao

  • @IIKorrupTxX lol

  • RUUUUUAAGH.

  • Does anyyone else think he kinda looks like John Lennon

  • You forgot the best quote of him..ONE IN THE PIPE

  • Could it be possible for you to upload an archive with all the quotes?

  • Patriarch is 1 hell of a badass!

  • patriarch is gordon freeman

  • ugly bitch... silence... i must kill you xD

  • "What have you done to my children."

    I love that one.

  • I don't think you fully understand the situation.... YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

  • "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!"

    That one beats all.

  • where can i get these sounds indivesualy

  • IT'S RAINING MONAY

  • wheres my cookies and milk?

  • O.O i love you daddy i love you daddy i love you daddy i love you daddy(crawls on wall and turns in crwler but is more badass) i love you daddy i love you daddy (demonic voice) i love you i love you i love........i love you

  • @DaltonandTravisTV O.O *shoot with rpg* are you still alive...? *runs like hell*

  • @Gameboy369 (CHASES) dude what the hell (kills you and feed you to dady)

  • @DaltonandTravisTV Haha, that would be freaky.

  • Lol when he said "but she never listened" makes me laugh

  • is it me or does he look like Johnathan Coulton?

  • I like the Robot Santa patriarch better than the normal one.

  • @Redracker6 I quite like the ring master

  • Every time he kills me i get so pissed and play again and kick his ass

  • Its actually kind of depressing

  • 2:37 | WcK - "You mess with the best, you die like the rest."

  • WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CHIILLLDREEEN

  • EVERTHING IS SO SIMPLE... WHEN YOU HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER FOR AN ARM!

  • PEDDOBEAAAAAAAAAR

  • HAHA this shit is lol

  • That patriarch has got some fucked up kids.....

  • so...today, i have learnt, that mr patty is a paedo. 

  • You've murdered my children!

    *Patriach does the moonwalk* YOUR RUINING EVERYTHING! Hee hee!

  • For someone who seems to care so much about his childern he sure has no problem blowing them up and shooting them Lol.

  • he says children alot. :P

  • Patriarch : Come my children! Show father how much you love me! Nemesis : Hey dad :3.. Patriarch : Your not my child! Nemesis : ):

  • @MokoziWorld lol.... nemesis :D

  • shut up patriarch.......go out.....comeback to your daddy!!1.......baby cryin!!!

  • EVERY THING IS SO SIMPLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER FOR AN ARM!!! damn thats a good idea

  • Fleshpound:Shot up father!! I decide for myxelf!!! XD

  • Fleshpound:Shot up father!! I decide for myxelf!!! XD

  • "my children, show me how much you love me" *zombies pull out miniguns* "WHAT THE" *headshot*

  • *Kills the Squad and Walks Away* I Cannot be Stopped..! *Walks over a Leftover pipe bomb! OH SHI- *Boom*

  • 0:54 My children are retarded , it makes me so proud.

    Lol wut?

  • @XeBiSe777 "My children are returning" -.-'

  • @DoomMaster307 It sounded like that with low volume , :3

  • @XeBiSe777 c:

  • @XeBiSe777 yeah LOL !

  • And then some stupid journalism student called the voice acting bad. Seriously. What is happening to the game review sites these days.

  • Another bag of Sunchips

  • Wait, so the Patriarch created them all? I thought he was just a really tough zombie...

  • @MrJXT1 When he was human, he headed the project that birthed them all. When they subjects escaped to the surface and began attacking, the populace began fighting back, prompting Kevin Clamely (his birth name) to have his team of scientists turn him into the "Patriarch."

  • @Xenoocean Where did you learn all of this?

  • usually when he roars, I begin to giggle or laugh, due that it sounds so hilarious :D

  • some of his lines reminds me of Serious Sam

  • Excellent! Another batch of Sun Chips!

  • the most calmest voice of the patriarch that i heard ingame was " i always told her i'd making something of my self, but she never listened"

  • when he said " come out, come out and make your father proud" I was like yeah my dad wouldnt be to proud to see me hiding in a room with 4 guys. now i realise hes talking to the specimens.

  • voice acting kinda sucked...

  • @Sypher782 Dosh.

  • The Patriarch does not approve money rain.

  • lol i like that " your really starting to piss me off"

  • EVERYTHING IS SO SIMPLE WHEN YOU HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER FOR A ARM!

    (pssh,bad acting :P)

  • I ALWAYS TOLD HER I'D MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF...and she never listened.

  • his children is the specimen

  • Wooow, I never heard those!

    I usually kill him, before he can say something!

  • In the beginning, he sounded COMPLETELY pissed off. RAAAAAGAGHHHH!!! *gun fire* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • LOLOL "Everythnig is easy when you have a rocket launcher on your arm!" xD how true

  • He actually sounds normal when he says "and she never listened" at 1:30

  • money money money!

  • "Everything is so simple... when you have a ROCKET LAUNCHER... for an ARM."

    The answer to life.

  • jeeze... talk about an attention seeker. frikkin drama queen

  • there was once he said

    YOU F***** arshholes!

    why aint it thar?

  • "Everything is so simple when you have a rocket launcher for an arm"

    No final boss is complete without miniguns and rocketsXD

  • I dont think fully understand the situtiaion...your all going to die.....

  • dude that machine gun sound at first freaked me out

  • Another bath of subjects!

  • I ALWAYS TOLD HER ID MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF!...and She never Listend...AHAHAHAHA!^^

  • the trader is a trader! she gives us only like 50 seconds we are fellow humans! she is a trade!

  • He sounds like a yank.

  • I started to laugh hysterically at the beginning ^_^

    "It´s raining money!" :)

  • ONE IN THE PIPE.

  • His only son was murdered, so he tried to bring him back to life through cloning and went done the slope that turned him into everyone's favorite boss. I'd pity the poor bastard if he wasn't trying to tear me to ribbons with the fucking minigun built into his arm.

  • I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my katana in your face.

  • Lot's of repeated sounds, but it's sweet to listen to anyway. :3

  • OMG!!!! HE'S SAYING "ONE IN THE PIPE" WOW.

    I always thought it was "wanted to fight?"

    That's soooo helpful now. We always die to his rocket. Now we know when to take cover.

  • @hotamali he says one in the pipe because that means in survivor terms "RUN HE'S LOADING THE FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER"

  • Im guesing "children"is his favorite word.

  • Everything is so simple, when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!

  • @XxVetisxX the best...

  • @XxVetisxX

    All rockets no brains eh mate? :D

    -Red Sniper

  • for a moment there i felt sorry for him when he was like "SAVE ME MY CHILDREN!" and then he was like YOUR PATHETIC and i felt hatred DX

  • Soldier - "It's raining money!"

    Patriarch - "RAWR!"

  • Sorry if I sound insulting, but his hair style and face remind me of John Lennon.... -.-'

  • @UACmarine2O8

    Yes it's true ^^ and he has the same ryeglasses

  • John Lennon did not truly die, they transformed him into The Patriach

  • @Ossinerith

    Except the Patriach has a pop-eye.

  • @UACmarine2O8 Funny thing, when I first saw him, I said he looks like me, except without the mustache, people tell me I look like John all the time.

  • @UACmarine2O8 The first time I saw the patriarch, I said he looks me, people tell me I look like John Lennon.

    >.>