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  • Why do people hate on Dane Cook? He's not witty, but he's very funny

  • Don't Bite Nelly...

  • It's funny because it's true!

  • That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

  • i love when he's about to bite nelly's arm! lol!

  • is he giving the su-fi or is he flipping off the croud?

  • lol his scream is so hilarious!

  • Act fast: goo.gl\k3U6R and win Gears of War 3 now.

  • This is such a great Tom Cruise remake from the Oprah show!!!! Love it when he goes back stage and starts screaming KATIE!!!

  • Calling Dane Cook a good comedian is like turning the volume up on a radio station with no reception full blast and calling it good music.

  • @minglis88 Why? Why do people think this?

  • Looool dane is fucking insane,his energy is amazing

  • The biggest fucking mystery to me is what's so funny about his jokes? Am I the only one who thinks this guy is an overrated comedian?

  • ahhhh 240p we meet again..

  • @MrGonqshow you should be shot in the face for repeating that

  • That was brilliant.

  • What a screaming fag

  • Dane cook is so fucking funny.

  • what a faggot

  • Dane Cook: *runs on stage* *rock star fall* *jump hug* ALRIGHTT!!! *screams* YESSS!!! *sit*

  • so much excitement

  • Second line of coke was a bad idea.

  • I have NEVER seen ANYONE act in an interview like THAT before LOL

  • i usually hate dane cook.....but this was pretty god man.score 1 for dc

  • katy...KATY!!!!!!

  • 244 people has no sense of humor

  • LOL I honestly think he's high on something here. I love Dane Cook.

  • @GuitarzMyThing

    im pretty sure he gets high before every show. I love him so much n_n

  • @plum741 Like 2:44 , Example A just layed out for you. Lol.

  • so this was recorded with a dildo?

  • nelly's like... man this a crazy fuckin white guy

  • i'd love to see him make fun of jersey shore lmfao

  • I think Dane is funny so pound sand if you don't like it

  • one day my parents were cleaning out thir room and they had a huge container of cds and they said i could take a cd if i wanted one, so i was digging through it and i found retaliation, i felt like i got a gift from god

  • I swear, this is the first time I ever felt the need to make this comment: fake and gay.

  • @MrLiamHenderson Lol it would seem the first time you ever felt the need to make the comment is when it's not even fake. Dane Cook is making fun of what Tom Cruise did on the Oprah Show.

  • @kibuki91 Yeah, I know what he is doing, but somehow, it is still... fake and gay.

  • i dont care i love tom cruise

  • yo i swear he be on something

  • @wumbology100 You don't have to be on something to be a great performer.

  • @MondoBurgar lol true

  • Tom Cruise made 243 profiles to not like this

  • Lol Nelly was about to kick some ass.

  • Nelly's like "What the fuck" the whole time

  • if I had a dollar for every pixel in this video I would have one dollar

  • @sxcflava Do you realize that means you would only see a single color!

  • @sxcflava for all the originality you have in that comment, id have 0 dollars

  • @sxcflava .l.. if i had a dollar for every person that attempts soo hard to be at the top of the comments with the most "thumbs up" ... I WOULD HAVE ... TEN .. DOLLARS.. ...

  • @calicmb25 whats it to you

  • he reminds me of jim carrey in this show :)

  • TOM CRUISE...(7 marriages later)..katie katie katie i love her i love her i love her...you think hes jumping up and down saying i love you,when she comes in the front door of the house now!NO because shes probably fucking some 20 year old...even stars are delusional

  • hahahahahahaaa! LOVE HIM MRS.DANE COOK RIGHT HERE

  • Either he's on drugs or or that's normal. By the way! LOVE DANE COOK!

  • @RosemarieGothic Brilliant observation.

  • Coral snake in the serpent's kiss eating unfertilized eggs out of it's own behind is a proper noose for the chaplain of the salt mines reminiscence....

  • Why did people laugh when he said vernacular?

  • dane cook is the shit, but also a cokehead.

  • i couldnt make it out...but could someone tell me which pixel was dane cook

  • people who hate him has no sense of humor.

  • "Don't bite Nelly." LOL!!! I LOVE DANE!!! Hahaha, where's the "LOVE" button on this thing?!?! It must be broken... ;)

  • This guy is only funny to people that have an IQ of 8

  • LMFAO

  • "dont bite nelly" LMFAO

  • Someones a little over excited

  • well that was one hell of an entrance..

  • Hot Tattoo

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd thats why dane cook shouldent do so much cocaine.

  • i like him, only heard of him like two weeks ago and only watched one of his shows and a few clips like this on youtube and he is good, people need to learn the value of humor

  • i hate dane cook.

    lie accomplished.

  • Wow, Nelly is no fun.

    (and a has been)

  • @penetration999

    he was laughin and shit but when you bite another mans arm lol... thats a no go

  • i dont care what all the haters say about dane cook, i will always be a fan of his f*ckin hilarious comedy. so all you haters, GO FUCK YOURSELFS, BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT KNOW A HILARIOUS COMEDIAN WHEN YOU SEE ONE.

  • see this is why i dont like Kimmel, he misses the jokes and so damn dry toned

  • a wanker impersonating a tosser

  • fuck yo chair nigga fuck yo chair (fuck yo couch cover)

  • don't bite nelly, yeah thats not good man, lol

  • Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

  • I never understand why people do this so many the video author can clear this up for me, why do you leave so many words in the description of the video when there is a specific section for tagging stuff? You know putting all those words in the description does no good at all. If someone searches for any of those words they will not show up. However, if you put them in the TAG words section, they will. Why not just use the section specifically for it isntead of flooding the video description?

  • Learn how to spell you morons!!!

  • Epic he made a awsome impersination of tom thats why you got to love dane

  • Fucking hilarious but havent seen him lately :/ We want Dane Cook!

  • man i dont get why ppl hate dane cook so much?

    i fuking love tthat guy, hes hilarious

  • @Xamashi yeah, i agree!!

  • @Xamashi yeah, man :D haha this is awesome.

  • @Xamashi People hating him has to do with him stealing jokes.....

  • @Xamashi Heck yes he is!!! LMAO! I laughed so hard on this one, I love it!!!

  • @Xamashi People hate Dane Cook?

  • Fuk that ima get a tattoo like that too on my bak

  • I love his reaction when he says how serious is the relationship lol

  • @lilrob328 Funniest comedians "ever"? You can't have heard many comedians, then. Get some variety before you make such a sweeping generalization.

  • @theocean1973 I've had/watched variety and even I say he's the funniest

  • When he first came out I thought he was naked.

  • Wow... Coked up much?

  • Hes The Best...Period.

  • funny thing is half these dickheads that are talking shit on this and dane cook, dont understand the video and what he's impersonating ..... sad to see such stupid people this day and age...

  • @Moltasonti17 Well many of us know exactly what he's impersonating but still have what is called humour and we don't find that in this high school comedian Dane Cook. He just doesn't know when to stop and he's also all about punchlines, which he has also stolen. So please educate yourself in the subject before praising this fucking jerk Dane Cock.

  • my favorite 3 comedians are definitely DANE COOK, DEMITRI MARTIN, DAVE CHAPPELLE

  • @WanChessy117 dave chappellle and dane cook deffs

  • AMAZING AMAZING SATIRE! :D

  • DeCaf

  • Holy fucking shit I hate Dane Cook so fuckign much. How can anyone laugh at this guy :S

  • @AlexanderHvass Cause you don't have a sense of humor.

  • @AssassinScarab Yeah because Dane Cook can really compare to Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Mitch Hedberg, Norm McDonald, Richard Pryor etc etc.

  • @AlexanderHvass Oh I wasn't going to say that, but ok.

  • @AlexanderHvass

    mitch hedberg?.. really?

    i mean i like dane cook and i can totally see why people wouldnt like him

    but i dont get why everyone thinks mitch hedberg was funny at all

    hes a nervous wreck when hes on stage and literally every joke ive heard him tell, completely sucks

    its just bad one liner after bad one liner

  • @AlexanderHvass you must be tom cruise

  • ADHD much? rofl Dane is awesome

  • LOL

    "Dont bite Nelly"

    "Yeah thats bad man.."

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  • the thing i like about dane cook is hes really loose when he preforms and stuff and i hate how he gets made fun of for it he doesnt just walk back and forth on the stage

  • @lilrob328 Yeah, u might not say that from his stand up but this was just hilarious.

  • LOL!!!!! Love u dane cook xDDD

  • dane cook rocks

  • funny

  • whats nelly doing there?

  • Lol "Don't bite Nelly."

  • I love it when he screams !!!!

  • jim carey wannabe.

  • @SummerWizz1 Who said Jim Carey was funny?

  • @Gltokensp06 whoever said dane cook was?

  • @SummerWizz1 lots of people :)

  • tom cruise made himself an easy target

    scary movie 4 ,superhero movie, south park, family guy

    mr kennedy from WWE wrestling etc

  • Wow. This video should be called "Dane on Crack" lol.

    He's the best though! <3

  • lmfao @ 3:35! Katie!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • ahaha nelly:P

  • " I'll be home soon Katie" hahahahahhahahhahah

  • 1:33 - 1:38

  • holy fuck the laughing to seriousness LMAO

  • Xenu is upon us.

  • "Don't bite Nelly" lmao

  • @RoyalRamirez If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.

  • so funny

  • I love this!! It's too funny!!

  • Can you imagine Dane Cook & Will Ferrell & Jim Carey yelling crazy at the same time? 

  • Note to Dane Cook... calm the fuck down!!!

  • nelly was laughin so hard!

  • Dude if you need to add irrelevant tags in your video then you are an attention whore.

  • LOL what is wrong with that guy?

  • I don't care if Dane Cook isn't supposed to be cool. He's still really funny.

  • I always mix him up with David Cook.....

  • the black guy is like; wtf man, chill yo ass. hahahaha

  • Haha funny shit.

  • is dane blazed or on x? haha damnn

  • @arielmfrias hes makin fun of Tom Cruise when he was on Oprah acting this same way. Go check it out and ask yourself if Tom is on x lol

  • What the hell is with the video description?!

  • lmfao

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  • drugs 

  • 1:36 its like watching a monkey in the jungle fighting for a banana

  • nice tattoo fag

  • fuck dane cook

  • I guess u do crazy things when ur in love!

  • dont bite nelly

  • Yes, Tom Cruise is a whack job, but the impersonation stopped being funny at exactly :51. By 2:13 I was thinking "my god this is an embarrassment to comedians everywhere."....I take that back, the first 50 seconds weren't funny either.

  • whos the other guy?

  • @Italian06Stallion nelly ps forza italia campione del mondo 2006

  • lmao so hyper

  • lol dane cook always cheers me up and im not even sad.

  • .........dont bite nelly...

  • thats what i call blue-ray qualitiy

  • .. notice Dane Cook isn't working in Hollywood?

    What the HeII!

  • lol tom cruise is gunna go on Jimmy kimmel and be like dane wtf why would u say that, that is so rude!

  • This is so funny, but yet annoying at the same time.

  • Dane Cook=A.D.D I think...

  • OMG THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNYY!!!! BEST RECREATION EVER HAHAH

  • Dane Cook's not exactly in a position to be making fun of anyone.

  • @BreakRightIntoHeaven why? just wondering.

  • @BreakRightIntoHeaven He's a comedian...so yes he is.

  • It'd be cool if that tattoo was real a looked like a photo with scotch tape around it

  • that dane cook is a silly bitch

  • have u ever watched the newest scary movie? i think hes immitating that

  • I think it's funny

  • You don't have to tell jokes as long as you scream and yell a lot. Enthusiasm and a sense of humour are obviously exactly the same thing. He's funny because he's noisy, I guess? I don't get it. Learn what funny is, America and don't be retarded your ENTIRE fucking life.

  • I like dane cook but i have to agree this is kind of stupid.

  • lmao i love this go dane

  • Lmfao. Oh my god, the bathroom scene

  • This guy - Cook - embodies everything I find retarded about dumb straight guys.

  • that was too much

  • LMAO! Dane's awesome, so much energy! BOOM! Bet he'd be a blast to hang out with.

    Kimmel is so clueless!

  • it's dane cook doing an impression of himself

  • jimmy obviously didn't know what he was doing

  • so did everyone no that dane was doing an interpretation of tom ?