one day my parents were cleaning out thir room and they had a huge container of cds and they said i could take a cd if i wanted one, so i was digging through it and i found retaliation, i felt like i got a gift from god
@MrLiamHenderson Lol it would seem the first time you ever felt the need to make the comment is when it's not even fake. Dane Cook is making fun of what Tom Cruise did on the Oprah Show.
@sxcflava .l.. if i had a dollar for every person that attempts soo hard to be at the top of the comments with the most "thumbs up" ... I WOULD HAVE ... TEN .. DOLLARS.. ...
TOM CRUISE...(7 marriages later)..katie katie katie i love her i love her i love her...you think hes jumping up and down saying i love you,when she comes in the front door of the house now!NO because shes probably fucking some 20 year old...even stars are delusional
Coral snake in the serpent's kiss eating unfertilized eggs out of it's own behind is a proper noose for the chaplain of the salt mines reminiscence....
i like him, only heard of him like two weeks ago and only watched one of his shows and a few clips like this on youtube and he is good, people need to learn the value of humor
i dont care what all the haters say about dane cook, i will always be a fan of his f*ckin hilarious comedy. so all you haters, GO FUCK YOURSELFS, BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT KNOW A HILARIOUS COMEDIAN WHEN YOU SEE ONE.
I never understand why people do this so many the video author can clear this up for me, why do you leave so many words in the description of the video when there is a specific section for tagging stuff? You know putting all those words in the description does no good at all. If someone searches for any of those words they will not show up. However, if you put them in the TAG words section, they will. Why not just use the section specifically for it isntead of flooding the video description?
funny thing is half these dickheads that are talking shit on this and dane cook, dont understand the video and what he's impersonating ..... sad to see such stupid people this day and age...
@Moltasonti17 Well many of us know exactly what he's impersonating but still have what is called humour and we don't find that in this high school comedian Dane Cook. He just doesn't know when to stop and he's also all about punchlines, which he has also stolen. So please educate yourself in the subject before praising this fucking jerk Dane Cock.
the thing i like about dane cook is hes really loose when he preforms and stuff and i hate how he gets made fun of for it he doesnt just walk back and forth on the stage
Yes, Tom Cruise is a whack job, but the impersonation stopped being funny at exactly :51. By 2:13 I was thinking "my god this is an embarrassment to comedians everywhere."....I take that back, the first 50 seconds weren't funny either.
You don't have to tell jokes as long as you scream and yell a lot. Enthusiasm and a sense of humour are obviously exactly the same thing. He's funny because he's noisy, I guess? I don't get it. Learn what funny is, America and don't be retarded your ENTIRE fucking life.
Why do people hate on Dane Cook? He's not witty, but he's very funny
sorryranga1 22 hours ago
Don't Bite Nelly...
2012bustamove 2 days ago
It's funny because it's true!
Sablicious 2 days ago
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
memphisfan92 3 weeks ago
i love when he's about to bite nelly's arm! lol!
yazerazo 1 month ago
is he giving the su-fi or is he flipping off the croud?
liltunechi4eva 1 month ago
lol his scream is so hilarious!
jcoleCRNA 1 month ago
Act fast: goo.gl\k3U6R and win Gears of War 3 now.
poknasha 2 months ago
This is such a great Tom Cruise remake from the Oprah show!!!! Love it when he goes back stage and starts screaming KATIE!!!
gnatsue01 2 months ago
Calling Dane Cook a good comedian is like turning the volume up on a radio station with no reception full blast and calling it good music.
minglis88 2 months ago
@minglis88 Why? Why do people think this?
spnwinchester2 2 weeks ago
Looool dane is fucking insane,his energy is amazing
Married2ThaDeen 2 months ago
The biggest fucking mystery to me is what's so funny about his jokes? Am I the only one who thinks this guy is an overrated comedian?
BloodTheBad 2 months ago
ahhhh 240p we meet again..
MrGonqshow 3 months ago
@MrGonqshow you should be shot in the face for repeating that
DJRoadkill18seven 3 months ago
That was brilliant.
MattFoleyMotivation 3 months ago
What a screaming fag
kersttman 3 months ago
Dane cook is so fucking funny.
BcDoobage 4 months ago 21
what a faggot
TheClerkz 4 months ago
Dane Cook: *runs on stage* *rock star fall* *jump hug* ALRIGHTT!!! *screams* YESSS!!! *sit*
Luvmariohatekikyo2 4 months ago
so much excitement
gigglesilly17 4 months ago
Second line of coke was a bad idea.
MyNameIsAwesomer 4 months ago 8
I have NEVER seen ANYONE act in an interview like THAT before LOL
bezzybecks123 4 months ago
i usually hate dane cook.....but this was pretty god man.score 1 for dc
Earth75Patriot 4 months ago
katy...KATY!!!!!!
xmadxmikex37 5 months ago
244 people has no sense of humor
PejaRapiLudzie 5 months ago 3
LOL I honestly think he's high on something here. I love Dane Cook.
GuitarzMyThing 5 months ago 5
@GuitarzMyThing
im pretty sure he gets high before every show. I love him so much n_n
plum741 5 months ago 4
@plum741 Like 2:44 , Example A just layed out for you. Lol.
GuitarzMyThing 5 months ago
so this was recorded with a dildo?
nemesis55 5 months ago 6
nelly's like... man this a crazy fuckin white guy
playjeezy11 5 months ago
i'd love to see him make fun of jersey shore lmfao
kgav10 5 months ago 5
I think Dane is funny so pound sand if you don't like it
MrROTD 5 months ago
one day my parents were cleaning out thir room and they had a huge container of cds and they said i could take a cd if i wanted one, so i was digging through it and i found retaliation, i felt like i got a gift from god
liltunechi4eva 5 months ago
I swear, this is the first time I ever felt the need to make this comment: fake and gay.
MrLiamHenderson 6 months ago in playlist Chris Rock SU Comedy
@MrLiamHenderson Lol it would seem the first time you ever felt the need to make the comment is when it's not even fake. Dane Cook is making fun of what Tom Cruise did on the Oprah Show.
kibuki91 6 months ago
@kibuki91 Yeah, I know what he is doing, but somehow, it is still... fake and gay.
MrLiamHenderson 6 months ago
i dont care i love tom cruise
shanmariaxx 6 months ago
yo i swear he be on something
wumbology100 6 months ago
@wumbology100 You don't have to be on something to be a great performer.
MondoBurgar 6 months ago
@MondoBurgar lol true
wumbology100 6 months ago
Tom Cruise made 243 profiles to not like this
dookeland8 6 months ago
Lol Nelly was about to kick some ass.
MrArob29 7 months ago 3
Nelly's like "What the fuck" the whole time
mikethe4th 7 months ago 7
if I had a dollar for every pixel in this video I would have one dollar
sxcflava 7 months ago 86
@sxcflava Do you realize that means you would only see a single color!
SH4D0SKU11 3 months ago
@sxcflava for all the originality you have in that comment, id have 0 dollars
JKangMusic 2 months ago
@sxcflava .l.. if i had a dollar for every person that attempts soo hard to be at the top of the comments with the most "thumbs up" ... I WOULD HAVE ... TEN .. DOLLARS.. ...
calicmb25 1 month ago
@calicmb25 whats it to you
sxcflava 1 month ago
he reminds me of jim carrey in this show :)
KillarFjortis 7 months ago 3
TOM CRUISE...(7 marriages later)..katie katie katie i love her i love her i love her...you think hes jumping up and down saying i love you,when she comes in the front door of the house now!NO because shes probably fucking some 20 year old...even stars are delusional
IMINTHEMOMENTRU 8 months ago
hahahahahahaaa! LOVE HIM MRS.DANE COOK RIGHT HERE
wargal18 8 months ago
Either he's on drugs or or that's normal. By the way! LOVE DANE COOK!
RosemarieGothic 8 months ago
@RosemarieGothic Brilliant observation.
Nautilus1972 6 months ago
Coral snake in the serpent's kiss eating unfertilized eggs out of it's own behind is a proper noose for the chaplain of the salt mines reminiscence....
MrDagonofalbion 8 months ago
Why did people laugh when he said vernacular?
MrWinGames 8 months ago
dane cook is the shit, but also a cokehead.
msandonato23 8 months ago
i couldnt make it out...but could someone tell me which pixel was dane cook
Irishrugby575 8 months ago
people who hate him has no sense of humor.
jem11223344 8 months ago
"Don't bite Nelly." LOL!!! I LOVE DANE!!! Hahaha, where's the "LOVE" button on this thing?!?! It must be broken... ;)
Homey1717 8 months ago
This guy is only funny to people that have an IQ of 8
snipski0894 8 months ago
LMFAO
lilmurphy01 8 months ago
"dont bite nelly" LMFAO
pinkprincess1588 9 months ago
Someones a little over excited
eXcEnTRiiCFiire 9 months ago
well that was one hell of an entrance..
YoungJusticeRep808 9 months ago
Hot Tattoo
BuuvMonster 9 months ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd thats why dane cook shouldent do so much cocaine.
casanovakid55 9 months ago
i like him, only heard of him like two weeks ago and only watched one of his shows and a few clips like this on youtube and he is good, people need to learn the value of humor
Gtrizy 9 months ago
i hate dane cook.
lie accomplished.
emily496351detective 9 months ago 6
Wow, Nelly is no fun.
(and a has been)
penetration999 9 months ago
@penetration999
he was laughin and shit but when you bite another mans arm lol... thats a no go
yetipoop420 9 months ago
i dont care what all the haters say about dane cook, i will always be a fan of his f*ckin hilarious comedy. so all you haters, GO FUCK YOURSELFS, BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT KNOW A HILARIOUS COMEDIAN WHEN YOU SEE ONE.
ZombieKiller766 9 months ago 2
see this is why i dont like Kimmel, he misses the jokes and so damn dry toned
firebreather666 10 months ago
a wanker impersonating a tosser
wownov83 10 months ago
fuck yo chair nigga fuck yo chair (fuck yo couch cover)
soxeyer 10 months ago
don't bite nelly, yeah thats not good man, lol
Scubosh 10 months ago
Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!
awesomebttf 11 months ago
I never understand why people do this so many the video author can clear this up for me, why do you leave so many words in the description of the video when there is a specific section for tagging stuff? You know putting all those words in the description does no good at all. If someone searches for any of those words they will not show up. However, if you put them in the TAG words section, they will. Why not just use the section specifically for it isntead of flooding the video description?
velocity92c 11 months ago
Learn how to spell you morons!!!
ShawnJacobson2011 11 months ago
Epic he made a awsome impersination of tom thats why you got to love dane
TheLADIESMAN196 11 months ago
Fucking hilarious but havent seen him lately :/ We want Dane Cook!
NarutoConfessions 11 months ago 2
man i dont get why ppl hate dane cook so much?
i fuking love tthat guy, hes hilarious
Xamashi 1 year ago 268
@Xamashi yeah, i agree!!
Kirraxo 11 months ago
@Xamashi yeah, man :D haha this is awesome.
MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB 8 months ago
@Xamashi People hating him has to do with him stealing jokes.....
Arcturus420 8 months ago
@Xamashi Heck yes he is!!! LMAO! I laughed so hard on this one, I love it!!!
tony30able 7 months ago
@Xamashi People hate Dane Cook?
GuitarzMyThing 5 months ago
Fuk that ima get a tattoo like that too on my bak
PinkZeppelin44 1 year ago
I love his reaction when he says how serious is the relationship lol
gabriellefreedom2001 1 year ago
@lilrob328 Funniest comedians "ever"? You can't have heard many comedians, then. Get some variety before you make such a sweeping generalization.
theocean1973 1 year ago
@theocean1973 I've had/watched variety and even I say he's the funniest
OoPiNkIsHoO 11 months ago
When he first came out I thought he was naked.
carson0524 1 year ago 4
Wow... Coked up much?
MiG2880 1 year ago
Hes The Best...Period.
Chokula99 1 year ago 2
funny thing is half these dickheads that are talking shit on this and dane cook, dont understand the video and what he's impersonating ..... sad to see such stupid people this day and age...
Moltasonti17 1 year ago
@Moltasonti17 Well many of us know exactly what he's impersonating but still have what is called humour and we don't find that in this high school comedian Dane Cook. He just doesn't know when to stop and he's also all about punchlines, which he has also stolen. So please educate yourself in the subject before praising this fucking jerk Dane Cock.
AlexanderHvass 1 year ago
my favorite 3 comedians are definitely DANE COOK, DEMITRI MARTIN, DAVE CHAPPELLE
WanChessy117 1 year ago
@WanChessy117 dave chappellle and dane cook deffs
MrPillsbury123 1 year ago
AMAZING AMAZING SATIRE! :D
earthwormjj 1 year ago
DeCaf
kenjohnsonmusic 1 year ago
Holy fucking shit I hate Dane Cook so fuckign much. How can anyone laugh at this guy :S
AlexanderHvass 1 year ago
@AlexanderHvass Cause you don't have a sense of humor.
AssassinScarab 1 year ago
@AssassinScarab Yeah because Dane Cook can really compare to Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Mitch Hedberg, Norm McDonald, Richard Pryor etc etc.
AlexanderHvass 1 year ago
@AlexanderHvass Oh I wasn't going to say that, but ok.
AssassinScarab 1 year ago
@AlexanderHvass
mitch hedberg?.. really?
i mean i like dane cook and i can totally see why people wouldnt like him
but i dont get why everyone thinks mitch hedberg was funny at all
hes a nervous wreck when hes on stage and literally every joke ive heard him tell, completely sucks
its just bad one liner after bad one liner
LemonMerigueTie 1 year ago
@AlexanderHvass you must be tom cruise
smeeeful 1 year ago
ADHD much? rofl Dane is awesome
SpartandudeChannel1 1 year ago
LOL
"Dont bite Nelly"
"Yeah thats bad man.."
piikachuette 1 year ago
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piikachuette 1 year ago
the thing i like about dane cook is hes really loose when he preforms and stuff and i hate how he gets made fun of for it he doesnt just walk back and forth on the stage
SCOOTER96able 1 year ago
@lilrob328 Yeah, u might not say that from his stand up but this was just hilarious.
TomValedro 1 year ago
LOL!!!!! Love u dane cook xDDD
5464kenia 1 year ago
dane cook rocks
scorpyslash 1 year ago
funny
scorpyslash 1 year ago
whats nelly doing there?
lucywang27 1 year ago
Lol "Don't bite Nelly."
blackstarr5 1 year ago
I love it when he screams !!!!
Naochan87 1 year ago
jim carey wannabe.
SummerWizz1 1 year ago
@SummerWizz1 Who said Jim Carey was funny?
Gltokensp06 1 year ago
@Gltokensp06 whoever said dane cook was?
SummerWizz1 1 year ago
@SummerWizz1 lots of people :)
cappapagoooo 1 year ago
tom cruise made himself an easy target
scary movie 4 ,superhero movie, south park, family guy
mr kennedy from WWE wrestling etc
fpascale789 1 year ago 76
Wow. This video should be called "Dane on Crack" lol.
He's the best though! <3
freebirdjackass4208 1 year ago
lmfao @ 3:35! Katie!!!!!!!!!! lol
Darkdefender92 1 year ago
ahaha nelly:P
bfang666 1 year ago
" I'll be home soon Katie" hahahahahhahahhahah
SuperFresh3000 1 year ago
1:33 - 1:38
obunkystaind 1 year ago
holy fuck the laughing to seriousness LMAO
HedleyFan100 1 year ago
Xenu is upon us.
insertclevernickname 1 year ago
"Don't bite Nelly" lmao
RoyalRamirez 1 year ago 2
@RoyalRamirez If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.
TheTerrorUforgot 1 year ago
so funny
Rockafellaton 1 year ago
I love this!! It's too funny!!
SmellyCat106 1 year ago
Can you imagine Dane Cook & Will Ferrell & Jim Carey yelling crazy at the same time?
EZA757 1 year ago
Note to Dane Cook... calm the fuck down!!!
WeLoveBud 1 year ago
nelly was laughin so hard!
MicaBJJ 1 year ago
Dude if you need to add irrelevant tags in your video then you are an attention whore.
XXFireXManXX 1 year ago
LOL what is wrong with that guy?
iF3llOffaBr1dge 1 year ago
I don't care if Dane Cook isn't supposed to be cool. He's still really funny.
gruelin1 1 year ago
I always mix him up with David Cook.....
nisoja 1 year ago
the black guy is like; wtf man, chill yo ass. hahahaha
IttyBittyAsain 1 year ago
Haha funny shit.
Zachbro39 1 year ago
is dane blazed or on x? haha damnn
arielmfrias 1 year ago
@arielmfrias hes makin fun of Tom Cruise when he was on Oprah acting this same way. Go check it out and ask yourself if Tom is on x lol
bigpoppa611 1 year ago
What the hell is with the video description?!
lordviorio 1 year ago
lmfao
TheMikeAbbey 1 year ago
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SonLastName 1 year ago
drugs
iUzair 1 year ago
1:36 its like watching a monkey in the jungle fighting for a banana
fizwizx 1 year ago
nice tattoo fag
lolhaha99 1 year ago
fuck dane cook
mekansm 1 year ago
I guess u do crazy things when ur in love!
MrWillHoff 1 year ago
dont bite nelly
tachi017 1 year ago
Yes, Tom Cruise is a whack job, but the impersonation stopped being funny at exactly :51. By 2:13 I was thinking "my god this is an embarrassment to comedians everywhere."....I take that back, the first 50 seconds weren't funny either.
darshloaf 1 year ago
whos the other guy?
Italian06Stallion 1 year ago
@Italian06Stallion nelly ps forza italia campione del mondo 2006
TheDoctor46vr 1 year ago
lmao so hyper
RXcinemas 1 year ago
lol dane cook always cheers me up and im not even sad.
MynamesnotSteve100 1 year ago
.........dont bite nelly...
bobted69 1 year ago
thats what i call blue-ray qualitiy
mike007plun 1 year ago
.. notice Dane Cook isn't working in Hollywood?
What the HeII!
generatrix999 1 year ago
lol tom cruise is gunna go on Jimmy kimmel and be like dane wtf why would u say that, that is so rude!
MrAnimated 1 year ago
This is so funny, but yet annoying at the same time.
sexykitten0627 1 year ago
Dane Cook=A.D.D I think...
jelly88bean 1 year ago
OMG THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNYY!!!! BEST RECREATION EVER HAHAH
lilaAustralia91 1 year ago
Dane Cook's not exactly in a position to be making fun of anyone.
BreakRightIntoHeaven 1 year ago
@BreakRightIntoHeaven why? just wondering.
godslitleprincess 1 year ago
@BreakRightIntoHeaven He's a comedian...so yes he is.
GamerJamer 1 year ago
It'd be cool if that tattoo was real a looked like a photo with scotch tape around it
anintals 1 year ago
that dane cook is a silly bitch
seanyoung250 1 year ago
have u ever watched the newest scary movie? i think hes immitating that
convictor11 1 year ago
I think it's funny
raymondo1992 1 year ago
You don't have to tell jokes as long as you scream and yell a lot. Enthusiasm and a sense of humour are obviously exactly the same thing. He's funny because he's noisy, I guess? I don't get it. Learn what funny is, America and don't be retarded your ENTIRE fucking life.
farawayreach 1 year ago
I like dane cook but i have to agree this is kind of stupid.
XBeautifulStranger 1 year ago
lmao i love this go dane
shallowbay3 1 year ago
Lmfao. Oh my god, the bathroom scene
heartlauren 1 year ago
This guy - Cook - embodies everything I find retarded about dumb straight guys.
neilstube2008 1 year ago
that was too much
geniusjas87 2 years ago
LMAO! Dane's awesome, so much energy! BOOM! Bet he'd be a blast to hang out with.
Kimmel is so clueless!
RainfallMint 2 years ago 12
it's dane cook doing an impression of himself
psykikwarriorovgaia 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
This is painfully unfunny. Just like everything else he does.
markuscc 2 years ago
jimmy obviously didn't know what he was doing
TaffyRaphie 2 years ago 3
so did everyone no that dane was doing an interpretation of tom ?
lXxrawrxXl 2 years ago