The Crucial Man: Wine Tasting

[dalesalsa]

swirly swirl...? sniffy sniff...? Hair on your chest...?? Touching dude's face while drinking...? WHAT...THE...FUCK...???

[cheeseburgerpals]

this was really useful and creepy at the same time.

[UnwinedTV]

Haha, made me laugh - good old Gary V!

You can learn more about wine by following the OPEN wine show at Unwined.TV - it's laid back, fun, and full of useful videos!

I hope you run some more wine videos on your show, this was really good!

[JATR1X]

that guy have clearly drunk too much coffee

[balanceuser]

3:28 Crotch shot!!!

[TheDancinmanson]

absolute bollocks and everyone knows it.

[marthanyc]

this was good. i am attending another wine tasting event on Fridays....I will use this info and techniques.

[thanushanz]

this was actually useful. didn't appreciate it at the time 

[Darkness2288]

The wine needs some roofies

[PCmoon1991]

just drink it

[SuperARandall]

@PCmoon1991 This just sums up how working class you are. You do not have a clue about wine. Wine should not be drunk, but always sipped and tasted. I really hate people like you that probably have more than 2 glasses of wine in one session of wine socializing. I am a Director of a Successful Fashion Industry and I graduated with Honours from University, so i find your comments petulant and immature. you do not even start your comments with a capital letter nor end in a full stop.!!!.

[finzer2]

@SuperARandall That may be true yet you fail to see that you have reinforced the negative stereotype that most upper class citizens are stuck up @!*$s. So now we all have something to improve on.

[TheCyloong]

@SuperARandall hallo!what's your name?my name is jimgreen!

[TheCyloong]

@SuperARandall hallo

[PCmoon1991]

@SuperARandall See how working class you are. = =|| You just don't understand wine. [-----------]

[carsanookdotcom]

Kool look this kool!

In vino veritas.

Bangkok Johnny "CS"

CarSanook

[back2thefutre]

donkey boner

[slimboni123]

gary is awesome

[AudioZer0]

gary's the bestt

[HorusfireRS]

CRUSH IT

[payneo218]

Sniffy sniff

[TheOnComingStorm121]

I still love this =D

[Jumpi95]

3:14 with Captions

Most importantly, Florida.

[IlMercato]

@Jumpi95 In South Florida and love wine? This is the place to be! Come visit us!

[greatsai10]

HUSTLE! CRUSH IT! and GO BIG!

[mrsbarrybadass12]

if ur drinking red wine, u never hold the glass itself, u hold the stem. the red wine can change taste if it's too warm or too cold.

[SuperARandall]

@mrsbarrybadass12 What about if you hold the base of the glass as opposed to the stem. I also has a friend who is designing a wine drinking glove which stops any heat or lack of heat from affecting the temperature of the glass, so if i wore one of these, would that be ok. I am trying to get as many tips as possible before i go wine tasting. I really love people who drink wine. I have a poem:-

I love drinking wine

especially with a friend of mine

Please let me know if you like this poem.

[mrsbarrybadass12]

@SuperARandall and how is he/she gonna make a glove to not affect the taste or temp. it's not gonna work. ur not s'pose to hold the curve of the wine glass anyways. if he/she does make that glove, the glove outside can change it's temp. when tasting, swirl it, not a lot, just a little, to air it out so the taste can be more smoother.

[SuperARandall]

@mrsbarrybadass12 Personally i think people hold the glass in away to look posh. I have seen it so many times before. Its the Middle class and below trying to be upper class. I spend on average between £85 upto £570 for a bottle of wine.

When swirling, you tilt the glass at a 8.97 degree angle. It really annoys me when people do it at the incorrect angle. My friend Nerys's glove will work. It works on a basis of not affecting ions and electrons.

Another poem

The time is 5 past 9

time for wine!!

[mrsbarrybadass12]

@SuperARandall and ur poem is great!

[silverstag67]

Is this guy pissed or really happy, I Just Don't Know. and what the fuck is "sniffy sniff"?

[danukenator123]

@silverstag67 I seem to remember "Sniffy Sniff" as a Porno

[rohailkhan90]

LOL

[weggles]

Like a gym floor.

[rminb010204]

Lmao the wine expert is an aggressive little bastard.

[AlexKasper]

Like a younger Joe Pesci, lol

[MasterOfPros]

sniffy sniff im hammered lmfao

[fedinq]

lmfao sniffy sniffy, HAHA hilarous

[lolPantsProductions]

Sniffy sniff

[pinchy6]

This is the best Crucial Man

[evanblacoe743]

wow i actually learned something

[PixlPianta]

LOL That dude is really gay :(

[cjpendleton1993]

Why does the guy at 0:30 mouth the wrods of what gary is saying

[ThePorkchopz614]

3:04 LMFAO~!

[HeyWheresKel]

The Crucial Fail. The only thing that made this particular episode good was the Alcohol 101.

[Supathiefable]

You forgot the gay joke at the end.

[gizmo2084]

Sniffy, sniffy? Does that wine guy wear bunny slippers too?

[yammarider12]

Very useful episode

[TheOpenJam]

I thought this episode was quite useful.

[035577]

i liked this vid a lot i had no idea about all this crap i usually just drink it quickly lol

[monterowns]

only thing about this vid worth saying some1thing nice about is "done worry what other think" ohter then that is was crap times 2

[walawala60]

this guy is a fucking tool.. fuck the crucial man

[TheLittleShits]

i thought this was a little funny joke video, but that gary guy, thats his real job and everything

[badger12boi]

of everyone the cruicial man is ment as ads. they give collegehumour money to make these into videos. that and also these tell you how to actually be a cruicial man. these are basiclly a tutorial to being a better person. ok?

[ishyboy1993]

@badger12boi

most of these noobs dont get that.. making vids and especially high quality videos takes alot of money and i doubt the folks over at college humor has money pouring out their asses. they gotta pay for props,rent, hosting and lots of other stuff too. so to all the haters.. IF YOU DONT LIKE CRUCIAL MAN, DON'T WATCH IT.

[BlueKewne]

well to be fair, I don't watch it.

I click on the video, and before a second in, I pause it, then one star it.

HAH.

[BobChaos23]

boy, you have a serious anger issue regarding being subjected to infomercials under the guise of comedy, and people freely expressing themselves accordingly. IF YOU DONT LIKE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, DONT EXIST.

[Blackened1993]

no girls give a shit whether a man gives a shit about wine

[slein43211]

ugh...... crucial man well describing in one word boring as hell o dammit i used 2 extra

[ozziedoggy14]

lmao "like a gym floor:

[MetalRastaX]

i didnt think id like these vids cause im a quote unquote guy but idk i kinda see myself using this info and interested in these crucial man shorts...thanx crucial man and of course that chick is a hotty....

[brianfoley13]

i watch this cuz the chicks bah-bah-bah-bangin

[FuriousTheMunkyboy]

I love The Crucial Man [but not sexually]. I'm going to move an apartment of my own as soon as I get some money scraped together, which is when all this crucial information comes in handy. From financial tips to cutting your hair yourself, it's all useful and interesting.

Thanks, College Humor, for putting these up.

[BobChaos23]

The funniest shit is they stopped allowing comments to these vids because people hate them so much all they do is insult it...how long till they disable ratings to avoid their SHAME?

[RyvertDy]

You're funny cause they only disabled comments to one!

[BobChaos23]

well,if they do it to one, wouldnt it be likely that they have started doing it to all of them, even if they havent done it to any others? wait and see I guess.....

and yes, funny...still funnier than this shite...

[ishyboy1993]

@BobChaos23

actually no. fuckwad. they just disabled it on that 1 cause it was being flamed WAY too much.

give the guys a break. they make some of the best vids on youtube and they need mney to keep their operations goin. and ads is a great way to do that.

[BobChaos23]

just like that woman who got a advert tattooed on her freakin forehead, there is only one correct philosophy, that of being a corporate whore, right? No one gets to ever question anything?

Go eat shit and die, "fuckwad"...

[ishyboy1993]

yes. people can question things, but having people you thought were fans jumping all over you has got to suck. they need the money. if you dont want crucial man, give them money. donate however much they make off of crucial man and the other ads they run.

[BobChaos23]

so, in essence, if your girlfriend said "hey, honey, I can make this much money working as a prostitute, so you better give me 5000 dollers a month, or else I will be turning tricks", one should just pay up or shut up?

You have just been raised in an advert filled capitalists society and dont even know what it is like not to have that in your face constantly...meh, whatever...enjoy that.

[pugsley141]

Their making this video because their probably getting paid shit loads of money by Phillips.

[BobChaos23]

gee, that wasnt completely obvious...but being paid shitloads of money doesnt suddenly mean you are not whoring yourself out...

[ishyboy1993]

the thing is , Bob, i think i would do one of two things. 1) give her the money or 2) suggest ways in which she may acquire(spell check plz) the money.

but really any girlfriend of mine wouldnt need 5 grand a month. im waaaayy too low on the scale for any girl who is a golddigger/high maintenance to ever care about XD

[BobChaos23]

methinks you are entirely missing the point, of omnipresen pervasive advertising on an absurd scale, such that you cannot even see it. Go pay triple for a Nike tshirt and become a walking advert or something...

[obesejim]

Lex would get it.

[stripesandskulls]

Fuck what everyone else says this shit is hilarious. Jon is such a witty fellow.

[rollinonthebustas]

BOOOOOOOORING!

[BuschnuggeI]

the whine guy is awesome :D

[therealtombeck]

Sniffy sniff!

[XMeSsInX]

Gary Vaynerchuck (the teacher) has just been on The Paul O Grady Show! lol

[joshmosh99]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KrunchyTaterChips]

Dude I swear i saw this guy on an episode of 30 rock! the most recent episode, he plays a bit part as a "writer who never talks"

[runescapesdeathword]

SNIFFY SNIFF

[sebadam2007]

Get a sniffy sniff! :D

[MrMtgplayer]

these things are hilarious, stop the hate comments

[FulMetallalchemist]

AHAHAHA, that guy is insane! :D:D:D:D::DD

[zackincarbonite]

sniffy sniff...

[VituMV]

hahaha he got freaked out about the vegetable thing, "we have nothing in common" 0:44

[bobcatmonster]

the only reason they're putting out this Crucial Man crap is because they're getting paid to do it

[MikoWilson]

Of course they are. And as far as advertainment goes, this is great :)

It's not supposed to be hilarious, it's informative.

[redpapi09]

omg i saw john gabrus on 30 rock!?!?!?

[Fr0Z3n64]

LMAO Gary is on drugs xD

[9546688]

lol horny fuck

[iampoopman]

Crucial man is fucking lame and just an excuse to advertise, half the time these sorry fucks know nothing about the subject they're speaking on.

I've worked in the Wine industry with countless professionals, this retard knows shit-all.

[Jacolini802251]

That's the point man. That's college humor, it's not serious.

Tasting wine it's not crucial, that's why it's funny.

[klkelly026]

they are just doing these videos because there is a logo an they are getting paid loads of money from them. they will syop making these videos when they start loosing miney(less views). so if you dont want these videos stop watchong them :P

[ssaltz]

CRUSH IT.

[ishkabibble0012]

gary is the man

[LogicOfLife90]

SHE IS SO HOT xD

[chellepower]

lmfao. Gary's effing awesome

[thewinstonmillershow]

stuff you should know!

[staphinfection]

Wine is awesome, and it gets you drunk in a different way than beer or liquor.

[charlieretroisretro]

3:05 ahaaaaaaaaaa

[bittersweet10]

LOVE GARY!!!

[brapbraprcksn]

they dont let you wright full sonnets in text!

[southsidehustla2]

the guy on the left was fucking annoying.

[86kinky86]

God, I HATE wine, it tastes like old juice. Sour and bitter... Whiskey and liquers is where it's at. Oh and cocktails of course.

[FunnyJunkTV]

@sunyboy333

Are you kidding me? Liqueurs and cocktails scream manliness.

[anesthesiac]

What is he talking about? It TOTALLY matters how you hold the glass! For taste difference, at least.

With reds, you wanna keep them warm/room temp, so you have to hold it underneath with your entire palm to keep the glass from making the wine too cold.

On the other hand, with chilled white wines, you have to hold it by the stem or the very top of the glass so you don't warm up the intentionally colder wine.

[hustla509]

right now ur being an aristocratic douche!!Wine testing doesnt give,bcuz if u had use for it,u wouldnt b on youtube commenting about it bcuz that would b unsophisticated!!just swirl it,smell it a little,take a sip,pretend ur makin it flow on ur tongue like ur tastin it,then wink n say,Ive seen finer,but this...this one has its potential!!Even the grown ups pretend,they dont know the standards,they act reffined,how would they know da standards,do they taste using mouth 2 mouth,no!!They ACT!!

[AbstractSolitude]

These video's are boring.

[ChromeCleats]

I only watch this shit for LEXIIIIII ;) fuckin sexy

[nitinopp]

great vid

[xmajesticmoosex]

i dont get the point in these vids.

[Seiku]

Education with a bit of humor.

[Heartofadeadpoet]

these videos are amazing :DD

[AbusiveIntentions]

im a huge college humor fan but these videos are boring... sub me

[mack373]

no.

[PME7777]

these videos suck

[noxyc]

its not supposed to be uber funny, you can learn stuff :D

[marichard888]

CRUSH IT

[Negrodamus89]

THIS IS BULLSHIT

[DanielCiurlizza]

Hey, I actually learned something on this "Crucial Man."

[rva1990]

"I feel like we should be standing around a garbage can on fire.

-Ohh, that's awesome.

-You liked it right?

-That after taste is good, it's like ff... fff... flowery

-It's very flowery...

-I LOVE IT!!!"

LMAO, best part, no doubt.

[hellraidzor]

flavory

[YoAdrian14]

is that phil from secret girlfreind?

[Vlurqe]

nope toooo fat

[pshaver21]

i like this show. very informative

[nowedarkstar96]

Jon looks like one of my coworkers!! HAHAHA!!!

[sevenirishclubs]

you should send this to him

[eduardocruz95]

this isn't supposed to be funny it's supposed to be kinda funny while informative twords men...

[homestarrunner13]

@eduardocruz95 uh... they're making fun of those retarded informative shows where the hosts just banter back and forth about stupid shit.

[hardhead821]

yep

[Morijixivanadu]

@homestarrunner13 uh... It doesn't matter if they're making fun of those shows, it doesn't make this any funnier. College Humor is supposed to be sophomoric and over-the-top, and the fact that there was little to no attempt to put their unique brand of humor suggests this is dull, sell-out bullshit.

[bitmap]

or its just trying to actually be useful?

[dragster598]

haha i feel like we should be standing around a garbage can on fire

[Mega1mpact]

i hate when good chanels go bad by using comercials

[TheXpertTeen]

"Screw tops are fantastic" XD.

[pool50]

I HATE COMMERCIALS ON YOUTUBE

[DaniilBMX]

Yay

LSD innuendo.  woohoo

[TastyBusiness]

Um... yeah. I thought that this was College Humor, keyword, Humor. Remove this unfunny mess...

[Ykoahi]

Get over yourself.

[psmitty10]

Phillips Norelco makes shaving products for men. That's why all the videos are directed towards "manly" advice.

[WrestlingEdits23]

seriously...... This skit ain't funny

[telau]

baha sniffy snif

[Johnnycrookz]

ok, not funny. not interesting. and what the fuck is Phillps Norelco???

[CHOOCHOOTRAIN510]

i love that guys voice XD TAKE AMIR LASER TAGGING i know wrong video but i love that one

[beatlemania00]

I don't get it

[gopaw1]

a sniffy sniff? whaaat the fuck?

[TsukiGeek]

Fairly interesting; I didn't actually know about the "wet paper" smell if a wine's bad or corked wrong.

But the last joke actually pissed me off-- DUDE, sonnets are only 14 lines long. Of COURSE you can send them in one text. *headdesk* If you're going to make a seemingly "cultured" joke, at least know what you're talking about!

[hentaikiller]

lololol

[Shawndab3]

I think they have a new sponsor, so they're sticking to their apparent new contract.

Funny thing is, we don't know what phillipsnorelco sells.

[sheleadtodeath]

"They Don't Let You Do Full Sonnets In A Text" Hahaha

[BHC958]

I actually laughed more on this video that some of the Jake & Amirs. This is actually a funny video that taught me bout wine HAHA

[louderthaneverbefore]

garyvaynerchuk<3

[AlexRich123]

that wine guy is extremelyyyyy intense as hell and its scary

[Hater656]

He's probably really nasty when he's hammered.

[abundance3895]

is it supposed to be funny? this seems to serious

[Bokumaru]

lol that is the crush it guy lol. he seems gay too..>.>

[sparkleforamoment]

is that the crush it guy?

[Th3Mavr1ck]

HAHAHA the good blue tab stuff LOOOL thats wasssuppp

[DPMAN2424]

why the fuck is this on collegehumor. its college*humor* not college*wastemyfuckintime*

[RoseTheYuriFan]

wow way to long of a burn dude thus making it not funny

[bubbleyum88]

is this supposed to be funny or serious? not a fan of the crucial man series

[acidmora]

well this isn't supposed to be extremely hillarious.

[TheUnremarkableMe]

Guess what, this isn't funny.

Jake & Amir and Hardly Working, that's what you gotta see from CollegeHumor. (: