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  • Bush's first term speech: "I will make sure that we are all safe and our freedom is safe!"

    Bush's second term speech: "9/11 was bad and since you agree with that, you must vote for me again!"

  • Bushing: The act of starting wars for oil with your favorite fairytale to back it up

  • lol are you high or something? you seem jittery

  • rights are privileges

  • @emberescence you are terrifying. an iphone is not a right its a privilege. to live free of persecution is not a privilege. even criminals are people. when you switch that off you become the evil one. that's how it happens.

  • Stupidity: Synonym for human.

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  • Palpatine... errr Lieberman, only wants to take away due process... you know that thing that was the whole basis of Constitutional Monarchy, which is the basis of Democracy, that system that we live in, the one that makes sure no one has the power to say "I dislike you" & throw you in prison for life or kill you... Its just a small thing, why is everyone so worried about giving it up?

  • polygummastication: When you simultaneously place and chew 2 or more sticks of gum in your mouth

  • Here is when he basically admited that he liked stuff up his ass and if you have followed him for a while you should already know

    and dude I don't care what you do in your own time.

  • Damned food terrorists.

  • The American imperialists are the world’s number one terrorists.

  • im the 89,000th viewer

  • @samuriguy909 and im the 88999th viewer :D

  • Bachmanism: The act of trying to solve your nations problem by destroying an entire nation (or nations) based on the act of a minute minority in the vast community in the said nation(s).

  • Salem Witch Trial, McCarthyism, slaves, etc.

  • You know George Carlin? Awesome.

  • suicitroll: a troll who fucks with people for the sole purpose of getting them to commit suicide.

  • Unsatantrhop: A person who "can never have enough". Someone who will do anything if it means that they will get more of something.

    Additional note (not for the dictionary): in a modern context, "something" is usually money or other monetary wealth, but can also refer to power or fame

    Example of use: The recent actions of both the US government and the many corporations that sign their paychecks has led me to believe that our entire country is run by unsatanthrops.

  • Buwaing = HAVEING COMMON SENCE.

  • *Gasp*

    Cumming blood = Recood

  • I came blood

  • Poopfreizism: when you take a shit, freeze it, and use it as a candlestick.

    Ex: I practiced Poopfreizism before my friend kicked me out of his house at the dining room table.

  • ****slipping

  • Sockmonkeying-when you take a bunch of socks and shove them in every orifice of someone's body :D

  • Ending <3

  • lol all adults are terorist for using the kids fear to make them behave!

  • indesire (In-Dee-Sire), the opposite of desire, without the connotation of hatred or disgust.

    the feeling that a liberal male heterosexual has to gay sex or male frontal nudity.

  • Batman is a terrorist! He uses fear to control his enemies.

  • Gleebershnozle- a polatition who is incapable of stopping the constant strain of pig shit freely flowing from his or her mouth at all times

  • Legobation: To watch porn and build with Lego.

  • 0:28 - 0:33 - fucking hilarious.

  • Aspergon (As-pur-gOn) V -The act of eating the brains of an animal for the first time

    John went to a fine restaurant to aspergon on a freshly killed lamb

  • yarfledarfing (yar-fel-dar-fing) the act of replacing your political strategy to only adamantly disagreeing with the opposing party's views

  • Terrorist is the 21st century "witch".

  • @7Epitaph agreed

  • lol so what the fuck is terrorism" ROTFL

  • were you smashed when you made this video?

  • Just hade to note.

    Im a swede, and some time ago our Justice Minister hade an rather similar stupid idea ... (just to note, Here in sweden we also have the usuall justice "Inocent untile proven guilty") ... "She" had the redicoulus idea of "all that was suspected (not guilty) to a sexuall fenoly (rape, child abuse, buying sexuall service) whould get their Police report in a purple letter, to let every neighbhour to know what kind of pervert you are!" ... ... isnt that abysmal stupid?

  • senetor palpatine loool

    sounds like my friend makin fun of my old boyscout teacher that i forgot the name of

    "Scoutmaster Syphadias"

  • Beckitis - Believing that Glenn Beck is right and that Obama is a Marxist Nazi who hates America. A disease with no known cure.

  • Grotozoming: constructing an armadillo-powered aircraft to travel overseas and purchase a middle eastern slave

    Bigrotozoming: constructing an armadillo-powered aircraft to travel overseas and purchase 2 middle eastern slaves

  • jip-a very mean unpleasant person that nobody likes

  • Well if you want to be literal no one ever should be arrested until they are proven guilty so we should rewrite the law to something like well we think your guilty until you prove us wrong why else would we even arrest you,for those caught in the act say something like ok cut to the chase we know your guilty but we will let you try to get out of it.

  • Bashnipping - V. The act of trimming ones ball hair with a pair of scissors

    Incomprestupifarific- Adj. the ability of some to be so inconsolably stupid as to elitist psychosomatic pain from any sane person who try to listen to them.

  • McCainig: the act of trying to destroy the freedoms and rights of humanity

    Ex.) George Bush was McCaining the US with the patriot act

  • thats like not punishing a man for attmped murder becase his gun missfired

  • i was at the squar that day u asshole, thats why

  • I love the fact you felt you had to put that disclaimer in your video about not hurting the senator. The fact that some idiot out there could have done it and you could have been held responsible is laughable. Anyway great video as always. Keep it up!

  • Hitlering

    where you eliminate a problem

    EX: (Obama speaking) "I have been Hitlering the healthcare problem recently.

  • 5:13  the answer is that it inhabits dumb asses like you and gives you too many rights

  • Splorange because something needs to ryhm with orange Splorange means when two animals come together fuck each other and create a mutant hybrid atrocity U may now resurrect Dr Sues to make An orange with a splorange the first childrens book with open pornography

  • @alenmoroco sporange rhymes with orange! sporange is a form of the word sporangium , which is a plant which creates spores! therefore there is no need for splorange ;)

  • Pickofakin: picking your nose while pretending that "you have an itch on the inside."

  • Instead of making a word, why not make a language?

  • you have to be dangerous to be a terrorist, and to be dangerous you have to have a brain. You are not a terrorist, but you are annoying. You still look like Captain Kangaroo.

  • I do not think a large distinction should be made between attempting to do something and actually doing it as far as crime goes.

  • how about two words: intellectual freestyling? it's when you get on a pundit and make a rather rambling (if good) rant on it. ex: i go to school and randomly start ranting about how religion is holding society back and stay sorta on topic while rambling off in other directions.

  • Liberman actually lost the election to Ned Lamont, the election was rigged, most are now.

  • beat him with a club!? i think we have a terrorist on our hands. Stay right there i'm sending some storm troopers your way.

  • fulimungajunga: puke in the ball pit a chuck cheese

  • These idiot senators should just become their own nation.They can call it New Puritania.Of course,we all know that they're insidious Bond-level villains trying to take over America,so they can conquer the world/press the button and cause WWIII so they can have their rapture

  • 0:48

    Don't insult Palpetine!

  • Star Wars reference... awesome. 

  • I about pissed my pants with his public announcement! Oh my fucking god ever person in my family complains about the same thing..it just caught me by surprise we weren't the only ones..

  • Stupocracy- The act of preaching Conservative ideas in public or otherwise.

  • ...dishperfoo. Hey! Making up words is fun!

  • Misclaiming: Claiming that one thing will lead to another thing, while openly admitting that you have no idea how that will happen. (like when the Amazing Atheist said that creating a new word would make my teeth stronger and instead of explaining how that would happen, just saying "somehow", therefore implying that he had no idea what he was talking about)

  • Bitjection: when you go to a buffet counter, take a bite of something, then put it back.

  • @GdoubleWB Pretty sure you can go to Guantanamo for that.

  • @SelectHawk Even if I'm not an American? Damn.

  • Hmmm... How about Antimerican? When a senator makes up stupid shit.

  • Nip tit shabot!

  • I get sick of conervatives that listen to heavy metal. Most heavy metal bands where against the republican way of politics. Or we all could be right every president is a puppet and we are screwed in that case we cant fix anything.

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  • OH MAN ATHEIST YOU TOOK THE FUCKING WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH! WITH THAT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! A MILLION TIMES, I HATE THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE WHO SUCK ASS AT DRIVING! thank you sincerely, really for trying to help teach these people this.

  • I will defenestrate you

  • @ANOMALOUS4EVER u spelled states wrong. so if ur talking about the united snakes of america then fuck them america is #1 but if ur talk about the united states of america then fuck u

  • Mukeplunking

  • The yank version of left vs right has to be the most retarded thing ive ever seen lol. Its not much wonder the rest of the world laughs at the united snakes of america. Each side says the same crap about the other side. There are conservatives in your gov that are just beyond stupid, AND guess what libs too. These damn yanks just screw up everything they get their fat hands on. Ignorant burgerbrains LOL! They even manage to fuckup something as simple as athiesm haha. USA the armpit of the world!

  • @ANOMALOUS4EVER Does it make you feel like a big man to say yanks and throw stereotypes around?

  • @ANOMALOUS4EVER stfu b4 we nuke you.

  • @gameguru42392 Just proving him right.

  • @ANOMALOUS4EVER

    It wouldn't be the armpit.. the country you find so amusing would more or less be like the planet's appendix.. it might seem just like an inactive organ.. but it has the potential randomly explode and destroy the entire body...

    If those hilarious yanks weren't any brighter than you ascribe, they could literally destroy everything around them including you and every country you like.

    I'm not a fan of the country, but I'm even less a fan of stupid people like you.

  • PSA kicks ass. "SHARP TURN!"

  • In the UK if you stand up to the monarchy and/or are pro united Ireland you're no longer British acording to alot of organizations.

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  • ha! you got mucpluncked!

  • God Damn right!

  • a terrorist is anyone who uses fear as a wepon. for example. the tea party are terrorists. look at all there fear campaignes

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  • @lordnuck33 you mean like Christians?

  • @lordnuck33 haha wouldn't that make god a terroist considering he uses the aspect of hell to make people believe in him. Now I want to walk around town carrying a sign that says "God is a Terroist."

  • @lordnuck33 A dictator is a leader who lies through his teeth, making his followers think everything is okay and they are truly free when in reality they are living under tyranny. He also advocates anti-terrorism campaigns against his own people for opposing him. He throws his country deeper and deeper into debt. He federalizes every independent business operation.

  • @lordnuck33 the american media creates enemeis so people buy their anti burglar alarms and shit, so that kind of makes the british and american governemnts terrorists too lol

  • @lordnuck33 that's definitely not the definition of a terrorist

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  • @coconutstaple Tea party is a xenophobic party of retards. They use fear campaigns, have you seen their commercials?

  • @coconutstaple "i cant guarantee that those social security chekcs with go out" THAT'S your idea of fear??? wow you're a fucking pussy. and i noticed that you still think he's a muslim. well that makes you a retarded pussy. but hey you are supporting the tea party so me thinking you'd be anything else kind of makes me retarded in a sense. you should pick of your precious gun, that you carry with you at all times cuz you need it to get it up, and go hunting for the back of your throat

  • @coconutstaple oh and the tea party is going to balance the budget? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @coconutstaple No I believe you are the moron. The whole reason why we do not have social security,universal health care or advanced education is because you pissed all of our money on war. So, since you did that and caused deaths to Americans, both at home and abroad, on a stupid war (Iraq), then saying that anyone that makes an arguement against the tea party is a terrorist. Well you have had deals with terrorist before, Iran-Contras. So by targeting those that oppose you are using fear

  • @lordnuck33 hahahha u are fucking retarded..the tea party arent terrorists, they are fucking retarded...Liberals like u are just as a dumb as the tea partiers...You are such a fucking pussy that you think a peaceful group of retards are terrorists? Ill show you a fucking terrorist..

  • @lordnuck33 So then the Westboro Baptist Church, and all who say that anyone who doesn't believe in god is going to hell, would also be a terrorist.

  • Outstanding. Here's my new word: slervthury. It's an act so vile it doesn't fall under any of the other deadly sins.

  • drugs or what?

  • ...his name it "Fa Zizzle"

  • You talk about politics like its a religion

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  • Moonbat.

  • 7:20

    Pick n' flick

  • An Eye for an Eyelash lmao!

  • omg it takes hours for me to get my glasses back on too. sometimes i have to call the support line for assistance.

  • In 2007 the department of defense received 161.8 billion dollars for the so called global war on terrorismAccording to the National Counter Terrorism Center in 2004 roughly 2000 people were killed internationally due to supposed terrorist acts Of that number 70 were American Using this number as a general average which is extremely generous it is interesting to note that twice as many people die from peanut allergies a year than from terrorist acts...

  • BU BU BU BU ehh thats stuped ill see you later...XDHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • pseudo-irascible (sue-doe ear-a-scrible), adj. the act of false anger or sadness with motive for materialistic objects, pity, or agreement from another individual.

  • Lieberman and Dodd led the effort to deregulate the accounting industry in the '90s, making possible the Enron debacle. Center-right democrats have been working with Repulicans for years to screw us over. Vote Progresive Democrat!

  • Terrorists = brown people.

  • @LiBlub1 FUCK you, you ignorant piece of shit, black people havent done anyhitng to you. In truth, white people are responsible for large scale massicres;

    the holocaust, the failed native american genocide, monarchy, all American opression, Trail of tears and many, many, many, more, you fucker

  • @drums4woodstock Excuse me? I'm brown my self and I have a sense of humor. You should get one to. It is obvious that when the right wing uses terms like "fighting terrorism" they just mean oppressing brown people by stopping the cultural and intellectual development in predominantly brown areas.

    And yeah, I'm not a self hating African, I simply was satirizing the Western Right Wing.

    I think someone owes someone else an apology...

  • @LiBlub1 your pathetic

  • @LiBlub1

    Terrorists = U.S. Government

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  • Joe Liebermann is a Jew. There is your answer.

  • Justice Is Lost

    Justice Is Raped

    Justice Is Gone

    - James Hetfield of Metallica

  • too much caffeine?

    

  • @midlifecr1ses can understand why he so upset by these things.............

  • meth is good sometimes?

    

  • We should make verse a real word! ie i don't want to verse him at table tennis

  • And this is why I hate politics.

  • A much needed public service annoucnement. This should be a permanent front page feature on YouTube for that alone.

  • i got a new word, cine-raging, when that loud mouthed ass-H*** is raging at the dumb-ass teenager in the movie to not go into that house because the bad-guy is in there! although that word could also be mis-construde as a cinamon bun yelling at the guy trying to eat him idk! but yeah. cine-raging, pass it on!

  • @daveVT18 Here is the argument. There is a different betweeen crime and therefore law enforcement, and direct acts of war and terrorism. One is a person against another. But someone who is trying to destory infrastructure, bring down the fall of society, etc etc. This isn't too complicated. The same people who seek to undermine and destroy the country are using the legal system as a shield. Lieberman's proposal is a way to deal with enemies that dont show us the same courtesy and respect.

  • OMG!!! Your so sexy without your glasses on!

  • thumbs up for the public service announcement 

  • Tj . why dont you just move somewhere else and then you wont have anything to whine about. Try responding to howtheworldworks. He has completely shredded every arguement you have ever made.

  • put some money aside for new tires

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  • @goten2195 obviously not a newfag

  • Newfags can't triforce. also, underage b&. If your name is "Goten" then you must like DBZ- If you like DBZ, your prolly not 18+.

  • @goten2195 ???

  • @goten2195 conservafags cant triforce.

  • @TehSatanicPedophile pedophile? you like feet? how are feet satanic? do you have a 'hangnail of doom'.

    ok that was pretty shit.

  • @goten2195 noob

  • @goten2195 Newfag

  • @goten2195

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    DAMN RIGHT >:D

  • @goten2195 fuck yes. the symbol of the triforce. courage, strength, and wisdom

  • you are reminding me of Peter Paul and Mary when the sang El Salvador they are true Americans and humanist

  • yeah Triforce!

  • and these are the people who are making our laws.

  • @Killzoneguy117 So what's your point?

  • bacclie - a woman who looks good from the back, but ugly front (face)

  • this guy is my hero i'm subbing

  • dont people find this fuck up TO BE A TRUE IDIOT???

  • Actually, muke-plunking is already known as pick-and-flick. I'm just sayin. :P

  • @chadalexanderbowman I am not saying that. Everyone is a sinner. But, if you are christian and you commit a mortal sin Ex. murder and you don't ask for forgiveness or repent you go to hell. Not believing in god's word or faith is a mortal sin. No i was not saying they die because of free will. You are given free will. Do whatever you want. You may not die, but when you do die you'll face your consequence good or bad. BTW Hitler was given free will too. He just chose to be a dick.

  • basically just judges what we do. He is who judges whether we go to heaven or hell. Now people just laugh at that idea. The only problem with that is it's mostly true. You may not believe me but, I wouldn't want to be you when there is a judgement day. God is the creator. Terrorism to children is bad. I was scared when i heard about hell. Now i know if i don't sin (which is impossible but i will do my best to try) nothing could happen.

  • @chadalexanderbowman The thing is christians(like me) are pointing out the facts. I'm willing to accept that some people don't believe in the same things as me. But, I still believe that hell is supposed to scare you. The sinners go there. We learn about the eternal punishment because that is something to make us not sin. We are all given free will. Everyone is like why would god let something like this happen when people die. Well because the people are given free will. God... continued

  • @chadalexanderbowman HAHAHAHAHAHA You make me laugh. You say that christians telling people who aren't of their faith they are going to hell is terrifying to people not of their faith. Well if they aren't of the christian religion they don't believe in hell. So, why should they be afraid?

  • The law is that the police can do a backround check or something to see if they are illegal immogrants because there are bombs and shit that people bring over and face it, PEOPLE WANT TO KILL US.

  • @chadalexanderbowman How may i ask?

  • I do not watch your videos often, but this one was really good.