Squared Away Sailor

[MisterBroMen]

@Asshat818 @krazerblade5 @MisterKepley doesn't every barracks area have that same shitty generic brick look? lmao

[MrJakethesnake9]

its in Portsmouth we were aboard the wasp only the 2 on the far right are still in the navy im the one to his direct right he has another channel called thenateallenband he was not a nuke he was an ET3 also he was not kicked out he got out and is still making music

[krazerblade5]

Is this portsmouth cause it looks like 131 barracks at corps school g lakes

[MisterKepley]

@krazerblade5 I have no idea how that place even remotely resembles 131 other than both buildings are brick.

[thisguy0316]

Ah christ, this is dead on.

[Asshat818]

Channels name is Dewthedoo, and there's Mtn Dew on the table, Product placement lol?

And this sure as hell looks like the Everett base...

[MadManZac26]

This is one of my favorite drinking songs.

[GibsonSGsRock1]

I love how this is EXACTLY the definition of a shitbag in the Navy. Hooyah XD

[mcbjr83]

Hoo-yah Bravo Barracks!



[CaseTake1]

I love how socially fun sailors can be.

[bladefreak11]

not nuke, compound is wrong

[MrMduran05]

awesome song shipmate!

[1wrongstu1]

Did the guy who wrote this song get in trouble? Or just a rumor?

[npcooperusn]

@1wrongstu1 He got captain's mast. I'm not sure what his punishment was, though.



[SirSnivyofNottingham]

@npcooperusn He got kicked out of the Navy, according to my shipmates.

[JawwCracker]

I wanna hear Indoc-er stalker. You dirty shitbag.

[1075scix3]

maine maritime academy! yeaaa buddy

[zech454]

@1075scix3 MMA buddy OORAH MMA and Alpha Co. Honor Co. Alpha Co. Sir!

[ditzyRahrah]

My sister played this song the entire time she was home on leave! We love this song!

[CocoaBlak6]

i play it on repeat religiously. ;) thanks Nate!

[sgtpancake]

A nuke outside? hahaha

[hardasfuck01]

cocaine is no good either

[Carbine84]

Epic song!

Fucking shitbags.

[MrEmbertson]

what chords are you using

[iamenjoi]

I swear to god this guy should have been a nuke.

[thefish727]

@iamenjoi why?

[iamenjoi]

@thefish727 Because only a nuke could come up with this crazy shit? Ha.

[mulletmaffia84]

man you need to sell this on itunes bro

[cltnfouts]

Haha this explains my situation so well right now. DRB was today, Executive Officer Inquiry tomorrow, and probably Captains Mast after the break.

[Irishboy330]

I will never be a sailor but gotta admit this song is awesome. lol

[Lithorien]

@tarilyn23 - STG?

[tarilyn23]

@Lithorien yes

[tarilyn23]

I just discovered, that only three people in my entire rate made E4 this cycle. Shitbag, aye.

[blackpinklacey]

@tarilyn23 HAHAHA, yup. That's what happened to me when my advancement percent went to .001

[MissusChaos]

I really wish he would post his Navy Recruiter song.

[MissusChaos]

@Privatepeele he ended up getting out to pursue his singing career. He's actually signed to a record company now. :) I miss you Nate!

[privatepeele]

so what really happened to him?

[iamenjoi]

This is the funniest song I have ever heard in my life. I will walk around base singing this all day long. I wanna go sing it to my SLPO.

[HavenDweller]

Stress relief at it's finest.

[wolffman1776]

This song is an accurate portrayal of my navy career

[jaelenn2]

@shawnverreras... he def did. lol



[Peyton3815]

I love this song

[shawnverreras]

if im right i think he got kicked out of the navy for this song

[krayzedpinoy]

@shawnverreras He didn't

[TheExtinctSpecie]

What are the chords for this song?

[89sailorbob]

The sad thing is i bet more then half of the people in this video are PTS'd out already

[CJ090]

I hope that mother fucker has a shave chit cause it looks like he still ain't shaved

[a7xfan042]

"I'll be your best friend...til I stab you in the back. Cause I'm your shipmate...and I'm alright with that." <-- best and most true part of the song lol.

[TStaff]

@a7xfan042 true that.... damn buddyfuckers

[Milpower]

As a retired MACS, am sure you were in my sights. ;)

[lavaxgirl]

hahaha freaking hilarious.



[SupamanNavySEAL2B]

HOOYAH SHIPMATE...LOVE THE SONG...SINCE I'LL BE GOING TO CAPT MAST SOON FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING...[-_-]...

[philley13]

this guy did end up going to mast for the song. he used to be on my ship

[shelzz87]

@philley13 yeah i heard this, but fuck it, it must have been totally worth it!

[colinandaimee]

almost like my navy career hahahahahaha captains mast for underage drinking and providing later on haha

[inthezonee233]

didnt he get kicked out for this song.?

[hmccloud303]

Nate Allen is about to BLOW the F up because he is THE BOMB!!

[hornyLittlePlayer86]

I love this guy, Wish he was on my boat...

[anarkiazul]

hooooyah!

[ponyacid]

I remember this shit, USS WASP ftw.

[cdrove]

WHAT IS THIS?

WHAT IS THIS?

WHAT AM I?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

FUCK ME

FUCK DENZEL WASHINGTON

WHAT IS THIS

HAND

HAND

[fortkatana4u]

Oh shit that's the story of my epic 5 year navy career where I never made it past e-3 oct -2006 to oct -2011

[Thehunterbryant]

this reminds me of the navy seabees lmao

[8loti]

dude i would love to be able to download this video cause i dont ever want it to disipear lol, fucking tits man awesome, THIS GUY has been to mast lol for a fucking hair cut lol

[Destapadore42009]

@8loti try keep-tube

[sweetdixiecakes]

Love it

[ADeBo5]

Hahah totally totally love it!

[Enothingme1]

anyone know what base this was made on?

[fenskinator]

@Enothingme1 - If I'm not mistaken, that's the barracks at Norfolk Naval Shipyard.

[jefferyraynor]

@fenskinator It's Portsmouth

[fenskinator]

@jefferyraynor Norfolk Naval Shipyard is in Portsmouth.

[jefferyraynor]

@fenskinator Lol my bust, i forgot to put the question mark

[ItsAgoodCircle01]

Its supposed to be retard

[helluvadrugg]

"im eating in my uniform while walking through the grass

im sleeping in my closet while youre running PFA's

and im always half an hour late to watch on duty days"

thats a shitbag of epic proportions lol

[UrbanImposter]

5 people are not squared away sailors.

[TrashyMobCornCob1009]

I'll be headed to boot camp in November. This song really made me laugh and now I am definitely excited to be in the Navy! Big fan!

[makintronic]

@TrashyMobCornCob1009 you won't be excited once you make it there lol good luck tho

[Tdubvision]

I wish I could be a squared away sailor so cool.

[ProudParront]

Anybody know where I can find this to make a ringtone for my boyfriend?

[kromvar]

@ProudParront zamzar.com



[Hwood348]

I wanna marry that man

[natefe9]

Im thinking that with only 107k views... 80 percent of them are sailors, yes.

[Southerneagle83]

@natefe9  I agree with you on that one!! ~ EN2(SW)

[mspoeticmagic]

everybody at tsc great lakes singing this shyt fureal lmao i was told by 3 different ppl to look this song up omg black and white folks know the words by heart

[JaniceGhostHunter13]

Goddamn was that good. Is this shit on iTunes or something? Because I fucking need it.

[20speelman09]

me n a battle buddy redid this for the army very good song n i believe u can redo this song for any branch lol

[killerx4123]

@20speelman09 what, did it take 2 people to change "squared away sailor" to "squared away soldier"?

[ChewyUnicycle]

hahahaha corps school was just like this!!

[CappyDrake]

Christ if half of what he sang wasn't my time in the navy I don't know what is XD...

[karatekasrk08]

This sounds like the AOs in Pensacola Florida way of doing things lol. Like the song need to make an album

[P00491836]

I love hearing people complain about the navy, shit cracks me up. Punch of lazy panzies. Specially people bitching about school. xD IT's like getting paid to go to college but only taking specialty classes for your one area of expertise. All the civilians thinkin of enlisting, don't listen to these fools. Navy's a pain but fun, songs true and hilarious though.

[jakquelynnq]

<3 lol

[DEVILDOC2LAR]

i definitely already know this song by heart.

[dwinstead09]

Hey Shipmate i doubt you'll see this but can you make this an MP3? I would pay to download this song!

[o5pr3y]

@dwinstead09 Just use a video to MP3 converter. theres a few free sites online that do them.

[sbfelixsb]

lol this is so funny. I know so many shitbags at my command that are like this.

[reecespieces191]

you sum up it man great song.

[BufordtheBrutal]

Ay Nate do another video.  This time do Indoc-er Stalker.

LOL Flippin Hilarious dude

[BufordtheBrutal]

Ay stupid ass, U still up 2 your singin pranx I see. U obviously lost the eukelele tho.

We used to sang a bunch 2gether in choir back in Great Lakes. U know Non- Duty baby. Me, You, Brown, Carrington, etc. Keep it up bro. You talented P.O.S. I WILL be seeing ya. Peace out.

[docbristow]

i think its flat out funny...they never refer to the Navy itself so there is no crime. the worst it does is make this guy look like a shit bag

[slimeball6969]

I heard it from many people too, it didnt make any sense to me either

[dizzilolaray]

I heard they got Captain's Mast for this.. good job

[slimeball6969]

@dizzilolaray I see this shit posted every week, if u bothered to read youd find out that is a myth. there is no ucmj for it either....

[dizzilolaray]

@slimeball6969 odd, more than one sailor has told me this. I will do more research thank you!

[Roark5212]

shipyard at portsmouth



[LurkinWilli]

oldy but good!!

[killerx4123]

love dis

[onthe27]

Hooyah ship mate

[nuttygijoe]

tony stewart?

[allgavesumsumgaveall]

I heard someone wrote this while I was in Corpschool. XD LOL

[USNkyleoney]

this at the shipyard or the Hospital?

[blackpinklacey]

I think it's hilarious how civilians think this is funny. but they have nooooo idea just how true this song really is. HHAHAHAHAHAHA, shitbags = funny people. fact.

[jbutl029]

mr nate allen wrote that song. its about rigdeway english tubbs penn and that whole crew from the whiskey. circa 06-07. so glad a song about my bf and his friends is kicking

[rctman12]

yes i am :)

[Tito202301]

looks like johnny knoxville lol

[smallLHSwrestling]

Wouldnt be so funny if it wasnt true

[Doomsdayparade]

@smallLHSwrestling exactly XD

[darthcuellar]

didnt he get in trouble for this song?

[frefo2588]

LMAO

good work shitmate

[TheDansmiley]

i need tabs for this.

[titn7900]

Gundan?

[rayofsunshineSML]

that was fucking awesome. cant wait till my seabee comes home from deployment... hang in there 74!!!

[blackpinklacey]

sleepin in the closet for pt HAHAHAHA, i used to do that!!!! LOL

[Garyof11]

Awesome song!

[Witechawklit]

Oh shit! Scott Center Annex! I used to play softball there all the time!

[rickyandchad]

Lol, whoever's getting such a bad attitude about whatever in the comment, cut it out, I dont wanna see your foul language. Im in the Navy, currently at Sub School. I think this is one of the funniest Navy songs Ive ever heard.

[Blankrider01]

go to prototype in new york stupid fuck, especially the marf plant. then tell me you think its not that bad LOLCHICKEN92. you know nothing of the navy you are a piece of shit.

[ZEB0V]

@Blankrider01 Oh looky here! Another internet troll.

*Mom, can I keep it?*

[nateallenband]

I keep hearing that he got kicked out for this song!!! what's up with that???!!! hahaha!!!

[sumkindamusik1]

@nateallenband funny bro, i got a couple new songs up here chack em out

cant wait to come through nashville

[tlc716]

haha i wish i heard this song when i was in the NAVY I would of loved to sing it DRUNK @ every port. --GOOD TIMES-- Navy was the shit, cuz every port was the perfect excuse to PARTY !

[navypolice55]

only officers and chiefs dislike this video

[makintronic]

HE DID NOT GET KICKED OUT. I USED TO WORK WITH HIM AT HIS LAST COMMAND AND THE WHOLE COMMAND LOVED HIM INCLUDING THE CO. HE PERFORMED AT EVERY COMMAND FUNCTION DURING OUR DEPLOYMENT. HIS CONTRACT WAS UP AND NOW HE'S OUT DOING GREAT THINGS IN THE CIVILIAN WORLD. I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS PERSON GOT THAT INFO FROM;

[hoandha]

he did NOT get kicked out, to clear everything up....

[Tarten46]

Navy is the party service. You havent party'd until you've done it Navy style. Oh the horror....

[MindlossMadness]

He did not get kicked out. 

[TonyBtheEG]

This is great stuff. It's only funny if you understand his jokes. How could he get kicked out for something so amazing?

[SynysterxLisa]

I can't believe he got kicked out for this. THe song is pretty much true too. I hate the way the Navy secures our fun. :(

[TonyBtheEG]

@SynysterxLisa did he really?!?!?! WTF?!

[myles142]

f*ck the navy, can't wait til i'm gone, only 5 1/2 years if they have it their way. If you haven't signed up yet, don't! And especially don't sign nuke or AECF

[infxmousx3]

@myles142 - Why not nuke? It's a good program if you can handle the schooling.

[myles142]

@infxmousx3 Doesn't matter, being a nuke or fc or et still means you have to spend 6 shitty years as a prisoner. And the two years you're at school is shit. School is basically an extension of boot camp, whole bunch of pointless bullshit that has nothing to do with being a good sailor or a good master of your rate.

[infxmousx3]

@myles142 Of course it doesn't matter to you because you hate it period. However, it's not 'shit' for everyone and some people actually do enjoy it. It's what you make out of it just like anything else you do in life. Life could be a lot worse. Quit bitching and suck it up.

[LOLCHICKEN92]

@myles142 Eh, I'm in Nuke school atm, about to comp A school in about 4 weeks. It's not that bad. You just have to realize that it's what you want, and go for it

[DragonoftheWest09]

2 people arnt very squared away

[hoenast]

This song still makes me happy. this was our anthem in dive prep.

The Navy has no sense of humor haha

[kamheptner7]

this should be the navy's anthem its perfect and if thats all you have to do to get kicked out is make a great song making fun of the navy im workin mine now itll be up in a couple months

[upryzing]

He got kicked out for this, it's a shame it's really funny.

[SpikeyNorman38]

@upryzing really? that fucking sucks! he's hilarious lol, I'm in DEP for the Navy and I love this song! xD

[shuturpiehole18]

Such a douchebag.

[SgtConley]

I need to show this to my NJROTC Instructors.

[travismarcum]

Haha, this shit is awesome.

[ObsessionProductions]

Awesome video!! keep them coming man!

[Blasphemous1980]

I wasn't a sailor, but this song is hilarious. I thought those barracks looked familiar! I was stationed at MARFORLANT in Norfolk with the USMC.

[nateallenband]

Hey guys this is Nate Allen! Check it out, I am thinking about releasing a kick-A** version of this on itunes... what are your thoughts??

[MindlossMadness]

@nateallenband Hell yeah man

[cfhiasdcher]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS that sounds like every training command ive ever been to

[BrassMonkey360]

lol ... i think thats in chicago...

[Broodkill]

@BrassMonkey360 that aint chicago.

[Milliondollarloser]

when this gets on itunes....

[dantethedivine1]

Very well played sir...

[JRSTAR666]

Hahahaa awesome. Hooyaa Navy!

[MrNonoz]

FTN

[jdwebbbear]

i'm in the army. air force didn't want me. navy, i should have joined.

[G483F33LY]

@jdwebbbear just put in a DD368 and transfer. easy day.

[kihell100]

lol



[TQLCVNCH]

Ha ha, I am in the Navy, we are drunk and sing this song.

[bryanl653]

is there a tab anywhere?!?!?!

[525manuel]

I freaking love this song ima convert it to play on my ipod! haha

[BrownskinHaole]

lol its funny because the navy blows sometimes to where you have to write stuff like this and just laugh hahaha. and yeah im in the navy. ahhhh i hate prts:)

[ThEthUnDErWiLLrOLL]

i would laugh if he actually got sent to captains mast.



[Roark5212]

@ThEthUnDErWiLLrOLL he did for a diferent offense