Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood - 13 - The Beasts of Dublith

[Womanstached]

I work out with rocks too Scar.

[TheImpersonators100]

Guys Don't let HER kill you >:D

[theamazingunicorn137]

Crona.. Why are you so upbeat? It's not natural... 

[kangx123]

Favourite greed line eve.r can someone tell me what episode greed says this as ling? 13:48

[RandomClam24]

MEAT best store name ever XD

[lclou1]

im starting to really hate these damn commercials really bad timing

[lclou1]

mustange: break up with her

person:UUUUGH!!

Halkeye: pat, pat.

emotion: extereme disbelive and shame

fuckin" hilarous favs:mustange, halkeye, edward,al, and lzumi and winry

[aaronng413]

Lol, Izumi and Ed are trolling on Alphonse

[Thegamemastershadow]

another thing.....what does W.C stand for?

[Thegamemastershadow]

What's Crona doing in that suit of armor.....oh.....

[xxminixkittyxx]

Okay who else was screaming this when they watched them kidnap Al!

WHAT THE HELL! YOU A** WHOLES DON'T YOU F****ING DARE DO THAT TO ALPHONESE LEAVE THE HIM ALONE! sorry guys Al's my fav and ed too. ;D

Man Ed's a good brother! 16:25 WHATA TELL' EM ED!

[DavidTehGamer]

O_O

i'll never look at housewives the same again...

[noralopez100]

Hmmm I'm guessing Ed got all the bad manners from Izumi?

[FreeportPretzelsRock]

Two of my favorite parts:

" Don't let her kill you! " -Sig

" You asked who I am, I'M A HOUSE WIFE!!!!! "

[MegaHalo3boy]

what a way to end a episode

[EiriolsInsanity]

"Who exactly are you?"

"You asked me who I am?

A HOUSEWIIIIIIIFE"

[xXWhiteExcorsistXx]

Greed: "Who exactly are you?"

Izumi: "A HOUSEWIFE!!!!"

Me: O__O Man, you get scary when your pissed off! 

[unusuallynormal231]

Combat alchemy skill level: housewife

[houndoom1234]

Greed is cute <3

[franzelanimefreak]

poor lieutenant he has 2 break up with his girl !!

[shatterkiwihedgie19]

A HOUSEWIIIIIFE! XD

[xLexC7x]

Greed is stupid, how can you have women and sex if you are a suit of armor?

[30Smurfs]

I realized awhile ago that this is not a continuation on the series. It's like one person told the story and now this is another person's interruption on the same situations. It's the same but yet different and the anime style is slightly different too. I like getting more out of it by watching both but boy am I glad I watched the first one -first.

[CeliriaRose]

@30Smurfs Not quite. This is the real story the original is bastardization of it. There is no interpretation. Brotherhood is accurate the original is not.

[jetou1]

Izumi: A HOUSEWIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­EEEEEEEEEE

Me:...nice tew know :3

[khrocksforever]

"It's no fun fight a woman" ? You should rethink that xD

[GoodOlChippy1]

awesome greed's back!

[GoodOlChippy1]

awesome greeds back!

[Dororomew]

seemingly indestructable? yeah greed isn't indestructable WATCHING ALL THIS AGAIN IS TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!! who else has finished the first series?

[Charon4201]

@Dororomew hang in there till you get to see wrath fight for real. then youll be glad you watched it.

[GloriousBrilliance]

@Dororomew First series is a lot better than Brotherhood, but this isn't bad either.

[Tux88081]

@Dororomew *raises hand*

[KillerwithaHeart]

22:40 OH DEAR GOD HELP US ALL!!! *Falls in a Coma*

[kateorangesky11]

"So I've thought for myself, and I've decided to MAKE you tell me what I want to know." GO AL! XD

[3cheers4Ger]

I'm gonna fandub this, and I'm gonna voice Greed. And instead of saying, "I crave eternal life..."

I'm (he's) gonna say, "I crave pizza." XD

[khrocksforever]

@3cheers4Ger Haha , when you do , be sure to send me the video xD

[3cheers4Ger]

@khrocksforever Yes. :D Since I'm voicing Greed, I'm gonna voice Ling. Ed is my number ONE fav, but my friend wants to voice him sooo bad. But that's ok, cuz Greed and Ling are my second favs, so...And we're both girls if that makes it funnier. XD I plan on giving Ling a high-pitched feminine voice and Greed...I'll just do a crappy imitation of Troy Baker.

[khrocksforever]

@3cheers4Ger Haha , I'm adding you then! :D

[AmuletHeart48]

aw.. i think i like the part in FMA more where Al hits the guy and says "I decided not to go with strangers." XD

[lucinda2882]

Dump her!!!!!!!!!! lol

[ZanThees]

see i told them all that in a battle of a super human and a housewife that the housewife would win but they didnt believe me untill i showed them this XD

[GoHard4Home]

A HOUSEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIFE!!!!

[darkanngel101]

im a HOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEE­EEEE WIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEE

when i heard that i nealy screamed,note never watch fma and somthing else at the same time

[xxhollydaniellexx]

I guess Izumi and Ed learned how to duplicate their arms from ~The Truth~ :p

[sumikospirit]

Eds face at 2:56 and 2:57 is just priceless. 

[OnlineGamingHacks]

After Al has his big rage session.

People's thoughts- Da fuk? ಠ_ಠ

What they say- I guess we're doing this by force again...

[OnlineGamingHacks]

Al- Brother, this guy's a humonculus!

Ed- Are you serious? ಠ_ಠ

[euphemiarules9]

I love Ed! He's hot and a great fighter, he's hilarious, he's a very talented prodigy child, and he's really freakin smart! (although he lacks common sense lol)

[TheBlackKatana]

I'd fuck her.

[story231]

"You ask what I am? A HOUSEWIFFEEEEEEE!"

~Izumi Curtis

[ediglas]

DAYUM IZUMI! ARE YOU PLANNING ON KILLING MY PRESIOUS ED? HUH?HUH?t

[LCarlan47]

Wait. If he wants women and sex, wouldn't that make him part lust?

[N00bcrunch3r]

@LCarlan47

Lust is just really a form of greed. The same goes for gluttony and envy too. So essentially, Lust, Gluttony, and Envy don't really need to exist. They could all be covered in Greed.

[johnl987]

Thumbs up if you think when the teacher is angry, she looks like Medusa.

[DaYuNgPrInCe14]

i love izumi just because she's a hardass w/ dreads

[morkpuppy]

Greed: just what the hell are you?

Izumi: A HOUSEWIFE!!!!!!!

[CatBanditPi]

I liked it better in fma when she screamed "I'm pissed!", but this is still pretty good

[guitargeek16]

and scar sounds like Batman!!!!!!!!! lol last time I promise

[guitargeek16]

and yoki is such a pansy

[guitargeek16]

this has been bugging me.... why does al wear an apron? they've shown him without it.

[gamerman133]

16:33-17:05 awesome

[epicbeastmodeness]

TOTAL EPIC ENDING!!!!!!!! "you asked what i am? A HOUSE WIFE!!!!" i luv greed. now i understand Lust!

[NinjaStarz718]

Love the end

[NinjaStarz718]

You see sir I just started dating this girl and I really like her...

Dump her!

Well I guess that's Roy for you... Gotta love him anyways

[AnimeUnite122]

beautiful ending....

A HOUSEWIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

[MitarashiJen]

Teacher reading a book while sparring with students(Kakashi Izumi)

Ultimate Defense(Greed Gaara)

Zabuza and Greed look a little TOO much alike

Fighting to be on top(Mustang Naruto)

Awesome character dies(hughes and(!!!!!!NARUTO SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!) Jiraiya)

Why do i see Naruto in everything? -.-

[RaeannPoet]

I like FMA more.. but I like the details in BH better. And I like the ending WAY better

[vzer32xj]

I feel sorry for whoever tries to rob her store.......

[Watchmetankyouout]

Prob shouldn't tell her to stay in the kitchen

[melmo8671]

I wish she said I'M PISSED OFF! god that was funny

[soulEaterfanatic88]

A HOUSEWIFE!!!!!!!!!

[BensterDGangster]

Brain dead?? Al doesnt even have a brain 'w'

[egfrhsjkgsjdghfjsd]

i wonder what al does all night because he cant sleep

[Darknova115]

Mustang:"Break with her" meaning Dump her

Havoc: "Cruel" :(

XD

[RALAMA2992]

I love how the blood on eds face makes a perfectly straight line.

[fatdemon5623]

2:12 episode begins

[MrJonny13x]

dam i am sorry for that husband

SHE CAN KICK ASS

[mizoreshiryuki]

lol greed



[dbgtanddbz]

i kick ass like nyan cat and so you wanna know who i am right?welp i am A HOUSE WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BensterDGangster]

@dbgtanddbz that pretty strange coming out of a boy

[dbgtanddbz]

i kick ass like nyan cat and so you wanna know who i am right?welp i am A HOUSE WIFE!!!!!!

[1234565ism]

Holy crap i never thought i would fear a house wife

[XAJI3596X]

First one did it better

[halosky258]

@XAJI3596X ?

[sakurahime4438]

Its so ironic that teacher is a butcher...but she sorta has a weak stomach cause of the transmutation. lol..

[RedEyesTakeWarning]

17:08 can't… stop… laughing…

[Methodx8]

"iLL give u a moment to pray to GoD"---Boss

[seleyka]

izzumi taught ed well

[RALAMA2992]

16:58 ROTFL

[severath19]

19:13 Holy SHIT! o.O

[4tehhorde]

Maybe something got lost in translation, but the subbed lyrics of the intro make no goddamn sense.

[ScarletPro]

@4tehhorde maybe so but it still sounds awsome

[GreenTengu97]

@4tehhorde *chuckles slightly* It's a theme song to a goddamn anime. What were you expecting?

[BlackIce131]

@4tehhorde Syntax

[HaloStrategist]

@4tehhorde imagine having the job of translating o_o

[seg162]

@HaloStrategist Yeah. JAPANESE. Do you know how many homonyms are in Japanese because of it's limited sounds?

A lot. There are a lot of homonyms.

[RALAMA2992]

16:59 ROTFL!!!!

[RyuzakisCupcake]

izumi: buuuut.... lets eat dinner first

boys: OKAY:)

[SyionRinux]

ad pops up during epic part... me: FFFFFFF- >:U

[reliksniper]

piss and viniger ??? wtf

[sunslap]

AAAAAAAAAAA HOUSEWIIIIIIFE

[3cheers4Ger]

lol Greed said sex

[firehchan]

@ 15:09 Greed was such a sue xDD

[tigerqueen007]

22:42 "A HOUSEWIFE!!!!!!" That is one hell of a battle cry! And a proud one, too!!!

[BensterDGangster]

@tigerqueen007 stop stealing the top comment idea.. "battle cry"

[WorldOfMagic711]

Random detail i noticed: What does W.C stand for on Teacher's sandals?

[loeaglelo]

never gonna watch that extremely loud and incredibly annoying movie. already know what it's all about anyway, after all those ads.

[alice123413]

lool love how Mustang tells Havoc to dump the girl XD

[NoLiMit9595]

I feel like someone who didn't watch FMA before FMA:B would be confused while watching this version....

[halosky258]

@NoLiMit9595 sadly i have FMA burned/engraved into my skull and brain. Watched it from start to finish loyally when Adult Swim first showed it. I couldn't forget it even if i tried. I was young back then and well some of that stuff you never un see am i right? ^^;

[Imblue1995]

I swear if this was DBZ edward would have already hit super saiyan ten times over

[megamanx503]

i preferred when izumi said pi-ssed off in sted of HOUSE WIFE

[megamanx503]

ed ur throwing a fit again

[BreJNice]

Its always funny when Ed freaks out makes these amazing speeches....lol 

[HEROES092]

heres an idea, theres a thing kwon as AD-BLOCKER it helps.

[BiXiE19]

I DON'T WANT TO BUY YOUR STUPID NISSAN FRONTIER BECAUSE IT CAN CATCH PLANES IN ITS BED!

[coryss98]

Is it something bad??? No its more like awful!! wiggly arms

[DropThatBass5567]

put*

[DropThatBass5567]

At school today for one of my classes, we were supposed to draw an MC Escher eye and pout something in the middle to substitute the iris, and I put a flamel.

[DropThatBass5567]

Al: Brother! This guy's a homunculus!

Ed: Are you serious?

Greed: Hey! Way to ruin it...

[dcpc902010]

OH NO POOR AL!

[Robissoawesome7]

I want to see "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" now! It is the ad every time I switch videos! It looks like an awesomely deep movie!

[Gamerlives]

@1goku569 nothing's perfect when ya don't have a pingas!

how is anyone happy without a pingas?!?!

[Gamerlives]

if she's a housewife then why ain't she in the kitchen where her ass belongs?!

or sucking my dick? MY DICKS NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF BITCH! XDDDD

[DropThatBass5567]

@Gamerlives Be glad she is a fictional character- you would be dead. Just so ya know.

[Gamerlives]

@DropThatBass5567 chuck norris pays me just to be alive!!

so i wouldn't be worried of a bitch like that XD

[DropThatBass5567]

@Gamerlives Chuck Norris is only human, could he save Nina? I think not. Now stfu.

[Gamerlives]

@DropThatBass5567 now i think u b trollin

[DropThatBass5567]

@Gamerlives I'm sorry (And I'm being serious here) But i dunno how to troll.

[Gamerlives]

@DropThatBass5567 REALLY?!?! IT'S SO FUCKING EASY

EXAMPLE: YOUR AN ASSHOLE FAG MOTHERFUCKER!

[DropThatBass5567]

@Gamerlives Woah. WOAH. Calm down. Tone it down there. (And, uh, I'm done with this conversation, just so ya know.)

[Gamerlives]

@DropThatBass5567 ok, pussy out if ya want.

[Natsumei100]

oh i just love Ed's explosion ;D

[yippee9]

Greed"and that guy you took down earlier he lifts his leg when he pee's"

Delcetto"only once!!!!!!!"

Me:"dude like that makes it any better I know from experience you only need to lift your leg and pee infront of people once for them to remember it for a lifetime"

[VanillaWiteOut]

If I can find a love half as epic as Sig and Izumi's I'll be set for life. Those two are so criminally underrated.

[Lizagrl12]

"The five AM scholar...the i'll sleep when its done acidemic"

THATS ME ITS FIVE AM N IM NOT STOPIN TILL THIS SHOW IS DONE!!!!!!

[justinruleseverythin]

i love how greed resembles a hollow from bleach lol

[KarriaKieli]

who is the first blonde boy that shows up in the intro? is that envy as what he really looks like?

[VanillaWiteOut]

@KarriaKieli That's Ed and Al's father, Van Hohenheim, when he was younger. You can see where Ed got his eyes from. That's about as much as I can tell you without spoiling the whole series straight to hell.

[KarriaKieli]

@VanillaWiteOut I can also see where ed gets his looks aswell

[Lizagrl12]

@KarriaKieli no its their dad

[pichu98lol]

A "HOUSE WIFE" or "PISSED OFF!" It doesn't matter which, you still don't want to mess with Izumi...

[mazerunner13]

"oh you're one of THOSE guys. You don't care if someone beats the crap out of you but if someone lays a finger on a family member you completely freak out."

Me: umm you just figured that out now? i kinda realized that little fact when Ed said "SHUT YOUR DAMNED MOUTH! AHHHHHHHH!" and "I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOUUUU!" O.o

[wolfdragonful]

House wives....scariest things in the world - especially if they have alchemy

[thelastone67]

im afraid of house wives now XD

[TheJadedAlchemist]

16:26 - 17:05

HULK SMASH

[TheJadedAlchemist]

"Aw man, guess I gotta prove it."

-COW HAMMER SMASH-

[TheJadedAlchemist]

Hmm, I guess all Ishvalans have white hair too o.o

[TheJadedAlchemist]

Havoc: "See, I just started dating this girl, and I really like her."

Mustang: "Dump her."

Well, that's one way to put it xD

[warriorthunderstar]

Did anyone else notice that in the openign when they show Hoenhiem, [or whatever, ITS ED'S DAD >:U that guy] It says: My daddy. exactly at 1:11 :P lol wtf

[mark12033]

in FMA she said PISSED OFF!

[Wethinktoohard]

"You asked what I am?.. A HOUSEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!­!!!!!!" >:O

[Wethinktoohard]

My my, Ed can be pretty scary O_O

[KenshinRulez247]

*gasp* i forgot about scar o.O

[AtwBandit0]

I've watched my share of anime s but I don't think I have heard someone's battle cry be "A HOUSEWIFE".

[tigerqueen007]

@AtwBandit0 She sounds pretty proud about saying she's a housewife. I'll give her props for that.

[bakuraXme]

@AtwBandit0 ikr? that is just ONE thing that makes izumi awesome. XD

[mongoose8316]

Ed smash!

[mongoose8316]

13:30 Al should've just head-butted Greed and sent that spike on his helmet though Greed's head. I mean, HELLO!

[GamerzHideaway]

@mongoose8316 He can't die that easily.

[Damaster1121]

Sargent Kane Fury. The most baddass name I have ever heard, belongs to...that guy.

[Kkyyrruu]

Damn... I love Izumi. I look up to be just like her, a HOUSE WIFE.

[Kkyyrruu]

Ed's freak out was amazing <3

[PancakeFingas]

can someone tell me what an ADR Director is? Whatever it is, the same person who does Winry's voice is it

[maybetomoro]

@PancakeFingas Automated Dialogue Replacement Director. It pretty much means she's there to make sure the lines actually fit with the lip movements.

[PancakeFingas]

@maybetomoro cool, thanks :)

[maybetomoro]

@PancakeFingas No problem. :)

[321jackiechan1]

WAT IS WITH THE DOG FOOD COMMERCIALS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?