I Choose To Lose...

[MegaSam179]

I'VE FIGURED OUT WHO THE MILKMAN IS *WINK WINK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[shotgun74320]

ive finished the challenge wihout throwing up

[simplystatic]

is that whole milk!?

should have done skim!!!

[Shawmazing]

"What up now! what up now! *throws jugg* ...don't worry, Ill pick that up"

[Marzeo77]

Choosing Jhonny Cash's Hurt was an AWESOME idea!!

[toontownfan2121]

EWWWWW JORY PUKED EWWWWWW! LET ME SEE THAT AGAIN!!!!!

[StormySky7]

I think that's the most vomit I've ever seen come out of a person at once.

[lilylouise98]

aww jory we all love u girls especaily 

[beatlesfan464]

thats gross...

[Evilgrasshoper]

right befor you threw up, you should have sed "this you is for you haters"

[mrtrainboy019]

1:50 Oh, look! An Amtrak train!

[leongoofball565]

barf -.-

[JacksonEbert]

when is the episode coming

[SkIlLeTfReAk2]

Dude Jory. First movie that popped in my head when I saw this video "The Exorcist" HAHAHA.

[BloodRider79]

what the heck he is throwing up more milk than he is drinking

[xxkayxx32]

Jory, I love you, Haha. Your fucking hilarious.

[TheHabiskits]

THE JORY CARON FANCLUB  HERE

[JeebsandMattLover]

i never get thumbs up

[JeebsandMattLover]

Guess who's not finishing their bagel.

[flashkidx]

who wants chowder?

[DoingYaMam]

I really want to try this know whats more fun then puking milk? :D

[Supergordan64]

I'm tempted to try this now

[140qazqaz]

lol i did this but only 1l and puked within 2 min

[p3rs0n42]

I'm eating coco pops straight out of the bag.... and is it wrong that this made me want more....?

[weeone426]

now do the saltine cracker challenge.

[BeautyByKaty]

aw,,, Jory... I feel so bad for you!!

[frumpy4]

wow i really dont want to watch this, but i did, lol

[ifailalotofthetime]

just sain i cant even drink a glas of milk ;P

[freedomwv]

I tried that once in high school. I lost as well.

[HiImLyssa]

I just can't bring myself to fully watch this. the stills of milk ejecting itself from you will just have to do.

[jimtheclaret]

wheres the carrots?

[Taeryth]

I need to do this.

[cdrocker27]

Epic puke

[NoobPwner2448]

I tried this, and almost died

[violetprincessgreen8]

I've grown an immunity to watching people vomit by watching Jackass 2.5 and Jackass 3

[Evilgrasshoper]

i lost my apitight....

[Danibabe24]

Is it wrong I ate my dinner while watching this?

[icykidd]

It was nasty but freaking hilarious to watch! Haha

[MyOwnEmailshow]

3:27

Yeah All 20 of them

[uy3000]

Got milk?

[MyOwnEmailshow]

@uy3000 yeah it's on the floor

[SoulSilver1207]

PUCKING MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!

[FightTheTide]

this made my stomach turn...not from the puking, but just cause i hate milk, haha.

[pokepower74]

your puking pure milk



[LuvErChiicK]

I must say, that warning made my life A LOT easier. I also have emetophobia (fear of vomiting) so I paused it just in time :) though I couldn't watch this video :( I'm still looking forward to other you choose i lose vids (hopefully without the vomit this time) lol.

[TadaKiba]

@LuvErChiicK *in some epic voice* That was a close one.

[BoxOfExplosions]

Jory, what does "illigal" mean? i only know what "illegal" means. :)

[john95550]

this is gross but i thumbs up lol :D

[DylantheAnalogMan]

According to the crickets, it's about 87 degrees in this video.....

I really need to find something better to do with my life...

[CartoonsOnlyChannel]

well atleast hes getting his calcium...

[ty5000456]

i find this difficult to masterbate to.

[Pivoteer435]

@ty5000456 Saying that doesn't make you funny.

[ty5000456]

@Pivoteer435 okay i said it for props just because u dildo stopped vibrating doesn't mean we all have to get grumpy. u know you are one of the people who has to make evryone else feel your pain you no tht.

[ty5000456]

@Pivoteer435 i bet jory is honored to know that i jack it to him throwing up and i bet you do thats why your being such a prick

[Pivoteer435]

@ty5000456 Nothing to do with what I said, and I'm not being a prick, I'm simply stating the truth. The only reason you posted that comment was to get thumbs up and to think you're funny, when in reality, you're only copying a shitty quote from a guy who isn't even funny himself.

[ty5000456]

@Pivoteer435 tuche



[TheSimsAreAmazing]

THANKS ALOT JORY!! YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT WARNING BEFORE YOU PUT IT ON YOUTUBE...cuz i watched it without the warning!!!

[CoffeeGirl96]

I bet I could do the gallon challenge unless there's a time limit cause I'm not good at chugging things like that for a long time cause its so dang cold >_<

I'm love'n the hair Jory, very sexy ^_~ lol

That must of sucked though when you threw up. It wasn't as gross as I thought it was ganna be lol

[pwnagedude666]

Ladies?

[megamax105]

Whats that rectangle in your pocket?

[HopoTen]

@megamax105 Is that a rectangle in his pocket or is he just happy to see me?

[Eval555]

I love thatt it's pure white vomit, not the gross greenish/brownish color.

[lilly94white]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?????

[randomshitproductios]

dam jory ur an idiot

[BlueFlashProductions]

Right when I heard the singing kick in during the song I was like "...is this STWPT?" and it was and I felt special.

[HelliciousVideos]

i have a skill for you to attempt.. Watch fart skill challenge... If you succeed. I will attempt anything you ask... Except what is illegal and immoal..

[bartmaster1234]

Thats 1 more gallon of death.

[Lito0729]

step 4 should be wait

[giga0524]

that does not fucking look right :(

[ZeldaInuYashalover]

you did drink 1 gallon of milk.....but in the end, only 2 glasses of milk wre still in ur stumach

[TheJulieofSuburbia]

technically you waisted the milk anyway....

[gokartbuyer]

thumbs up for the bulimia!!!!!!!!!!!

[tombell12]

Fark! You can't stomach that milk at all. Every last drop just spewed back up! >.<

[astrozier1]

hood milk did you get it in the hood lol

[SelkitFox]

It's amazing how nonchalantly he managed to barf, then just carry right on. Jory, you're... um. One of a kind? :D

[KyahTheAuthor]

As someone with emetophobia (fear of vomiting) thanks for the warning at the beginning--even if it was satirical. Dunno, I paused it :) Hoping for more You Choose I Lose though :D

[ScrabbleDiva]

Nice guns Jory. ;)

[TheHabbo32]

ew



[randomchulupa]

lol my name is bryse!!!!

[mrzeldatroy16]

bah iv seen better vomiting then that

[mrzeldatroy16]

oh iv done this it doesnt work out well

the human stoumgh can only hold 1.5 litres 

[brokinwand92]

I have a question.....How do we find the tour dates that you will be traveling around the U.S.?

[cinnamondouche]

Illegal*

[piemannick]

i love the disclaimer in the beginning

[DeathBlade182]

Is there such a thing as milk poisoning? .__.

[XxLongLiveEdwardxX]

anyone else still find Jory super attractive even after watching him barf? or am i the only creeper here?

[monboy10]

@XxLongLiveEdwardxX Nope your the only one

[XxLongLiveEdwardxX]

@monboy10 very well then.

[TheAnswerIsFish]

dude... puking it on the ground is kind of wasting it...

[KeigoKanemura]

That BaratsandBereta reference was amazing.

I actually started singing when I saw the milk bottle. :D

[NickACote]

Your a trooper buddy!

[Hayeshacker0NE]

I was eating breakfast while watching this.... Yeah.

[shapeshiftis]

ouch man..ew

[musoaus]

did you die?

[NoobPwner2448]

what is the first song called?

[hipeeps1000]

how many times did u puke?

[ZanderMander]

Nice touch with the Johnny Cash ;)

[cksugdad]

Funny how Jory has the two top rated comments.

[pinkaholic30]

lol you're brother needs to be in more vids. he seems awesome :D

[puppydoglove678]

Stop Jory. D: It hurts to see you hurt yourself.

[Goastkid123]

It looks like torter to you buy funny for us

[TECHN0QUEENiE]

Puking like a champ c:

[drakenman3]

i drank 2 liters of milk in 3 minutes and i love milk seriously lmao

[PlanetPatricksVideos]

wait its imposssible to finsh a regular gallon of milk???

[muffinhozer1]

this morning we had to bring in 2 liter bottles for science rockets (8th grade) my friend came in with full bottles and 5 minutes before school started. nuff said.

[xxpikalexxx]

Well, guess who isn't finishing their bagel.

[Jory]

@xxpikalexxx sorry.... :(

[want2fuckgirls]

@xxpikalexxx you shouldnt have watched this when you knew it was a gallon challenge

[OakLongbow]

Lmao id favourite it but people would think im a bit sick

[iamtheraven2011]

great way to fertilize, eh?

[426Feather]

I saw the milk and I was like "oh no..."

[BTMbiatch]

That is a gorgeous field.

Also, you have really nice arms. =]

[monsterxroar]

oh hey muscles ;D

[TheUnholyD2]

Epic Train is epic!

[ABleedingRose]

im so glad you told me, i have emetophobia which is fear of vomit, thank you ;D

[cydeswipeproductions]

I thought milk came in bags in canada:o

[TetrisLock]

@cydeswipeproductions Not all the time.

[dragslayar]

i do this all the time... i love milk!

[tj11112129]

Thank you so much for that warning. I just grabbed lunch lol. looks like ill have to watch this later.

[MrDertroM]

have a happy shitting

[digisprite]

was it not hard to drink the milk after u were sick

[Trance88]

Now you need to eat several packages of Oreos to go with your milk.

[TimsVlogs]

03:07 - um Jory... why do you grab your nuts when you puke? hahaha

[ioudasomnis]

I can't stop watching this, and I worry about the implications that has on my interests.

[TheChrisKutty]

You definitely lost. SO GLAD THIS IS COMING BACK!

[belinus]

You should have added green food coloring to make your exorcist impression complete.

[DrEvilChickenStick]

i was drinking milk at the time i was watching this....

for some odd reason, i wanted more milk

[unknown3333333333333]

Jory, all i can say is... WHY!?

This fail was fucking epic.

[rurrytheblind]

Isn't it amazing that I was everything you said? My comment is so first, it doesn't show up

[magnacore11]

Holy Mackerel! Jory's getting ripped!

[TheThunderDragoon]

Don't you hate when it comes out of your nose too?

[JackaPoodle]

When I saw the time code thing in the top right of the thumbnail I thought this video was going to contain some vomiting on high speed camera.. I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed that it didn't..

Looking forward to see what challenges are submitted!

[BamsBiggerestFan]

you look cute in this video. lol. i swear you look better on your videos than on the jpizzle channel. Jon's cameras are defective. :P

[NewMommii3]

@I4nky our milk is 33% for whole milk but then we have half and half, light cream heavy cream and whipping cream, which you can make butter out of just by shaking it.

[carlosfcomen]

Jory:I Will Gonna......Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrp(vomiting)

[Nagem1617]

ugh turn people off milk >:P Beautiful people like you should not be chugging milk till they barf :D

[Epicpurpleninja21397]

Lol awesome even when u was throwing up nd farting u was still sexy all the wat thru love u Jory

[gamemaster14neo]

How long did you stay in that spot after the video ended?

[91HinataHyuga]

He threw up basically all the milk he drank

[NewNorthDakota]

Jory is a trooper.

[cksugdad]

I was waiting for the "Epic freezeframe is epic"...

[VideoWonders]

@cksugdad LOL!! Same here. xD

[maritimetimes]

HAHA awesome man

[TheHopefullactress]

we do this every year at school. its a grad tradition... my step sister did it, and had to get soy milk because she cant drink milk, and she made the mistake of mixing flavors as well as a lot of milk.

out court yard has a drain in it for the milk chug.

[jeremyshaw]

It's cool to see you choose and lose, Jory but I hope you weren't sick for long. I hope it didn't have any other ill effects or last for like an hour or more. All that puking up milk reminded me of the androids from "Alien" and "Aliens" (Ash and Bishop - especially of Bishop). Bryce is awesome and it was good to see him again! All and all, an awesome episode! Thanks Jory, HAAAA BISKYYYY!

[nwo50150]

Mmmm...I was eating Chex Mix while watching this :)

[jasleil]

@nwo50150 Nice one man.

[SuperJREX]

EPIC PUKE!!!!!!!!!!YOU SHOULD HAVE COLLECTED THE PUKE AND MICROWAVED IT!!!AWSOME VID!!1

[franksiv]

BARATS AND BERETA REFERENCE. PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THAT.

[BattleBeyProductions]

lol...my coke...tastes wierd after wachting this

[SampritB]

I feel sick.

[AndresBurrito10]

I remember when I did this.... it was chunky lol

[pcmaster160]

lol nothing illegal

[Decker22]

Thumbs up if you were the 302 viewer!

[jasjerm2005]

actually gam0rDude it really isnt impossible to drink a gallon of milk in one sitting. My friends did the gallon challenge he drank the gallon in about 45 minutes and didnt throw up. He just felt like sh@# the rest of the day.

[p3rs0n42]

3:06

vomit + the worlds smoothest personal adjustment!

[dani4ever92]

Jory, you do realise it's "illegal" not "illigal" right?

[DoingYaMam]

Why have i watched this video 10 times already. Oh that why your fucking amazing!!! (and hot)

[Cold1Forged]

I was always wondering if you worked out Jory but it's pretty obvious lol nice gains.

[sktrsam2]

jory got some guns

[killersquad670]

Miiilllkkkkk Vomitttt!

[sportsfan89z]

The first time you vomited it took SO LONG and SO MUCH came out

[pokemonyellow150]

eww u got your sick on your nose lol

[oliver18754]

Some people would actually fill in the blank and say the title is "I CHOOSE TO LOOSE MY VIRGINITY!"

[oliver18754]

Some people would actually fill in the blank and say the title is "I CHOOSE TO LOOSE MY VIRGINITY!"

[lillyangray]

I ate food while watching this and I was fine

[Kisseil]

I find this video hard to masturbate to

[FierensM]

@Kisseil that's old man

[Kisseil]

@FierensM But still kinda amusing

[fireisfunandawsome]

thumbs up if you love the first 3 sec.

[uzzie88]

look! milk! put it back in the bottle, dont waste it, pahahahahaaa im joking =-D

[slixshoota]

your gonna be constipated enough to see a doctor