Scream 4 *PARODY!*

[wbmtaverage]

I live near Consett County Durham :D *waits to hear 'cool story bro'*

[EYAccount]

League of Gentlemen is good

[qwertyflib1]

5:30 Was that a Kate and Wills book? Ahaha

[countpancake]

I call frontzies

[THManchesterMoon]

1:27 - OH. MY. GOD.

[AliceValium]

Can I just

have

all of your posters?

[KellyRebeccaSan]

He looks like Mikey Way in the suit o_o

[qwertyflib1]

@KellyRebeccaSan omg i can see the resemblance! Some people say he looks abit like Gerard too! >D Its like my favourite youtuber and my favourite band mixed into one! I wonder if he likes mcr?

[converselover63]

I love your Velcro shoes, they're amazing :'D -3

[GimmieGoosebumps]

"Was you close to your grandma?"

"She was like a father to me"

LOL!!

[rurubi]

gotta love the cheapest phone from argos you've got. if you're a student in the uk you'll have that phone.

[comingtotermsasme]

i like your velcro shoes

[LovePauline27]

did you just call me a..."waste of a timer"? ...you're right i'm procrastinating:(

[beedroot]

You have a sink in your bathroom?

[FirstStepToForeverx]

@beedroot doesn't everyone? o_O

[beedroot]

@FirstStepToForeverx Not hobos like me. I actually meant to write bedroom, because it looks like his bedroom, but I was thinking bathroom because that's where sinks should be.

[ProfessorL2P]

GAH i live in consett <33333

[faithnoelle5]

HAHAHAHHAHA HE HAS VELCROW SHOES. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[lisaaaarg01]

Funnynstuff

[superbabeuk]

completely hilarious !! still laughing. LOVED the kate+william chocolates box in the drawer.

unfortunately didn't get the last bit either (i call frontses??)

[awesomelyizzy]

@superbabeuk if u know about the human centipede then youll understand...i havent seen i but...ok so theyre all stitched together, arse to face...so you can see why people would want to be at the front...??

[OrEoFrEnZy]

random sink placement in your room... what for?

[larissa15q9654]

It's worth because of the om nom nom at the grandma's funeral \o/.

[AlibiAmy1]

I just had a little fit when you mentioned 'County Durham'...

[yakpelt]

was that a nerf gun?

[moshER760]

County Durham:D

[Ryodisis]

Sounds like...Daughters of Men

[LovelyLaurahh]

the mortician is BRILLIANT!

agreed?!

[BaByGATAgun]

GHETTO!!! But beast!!!!

[chickenwingfab]

he is singing only girl in the world and the hat guy thinks he is the only girl in the world

coinsadent i think NOT!!

[LBgEyz]

OOOH! BLEACH COMICS!!!

[101BlackFairy]

I have seen all of those and played left for dead

[whatchingpaintdry]

is he actually gay??

[julewful]

@whatchingpaintdry he's bi ;D

[AliceRemembers]

@whatchingpaintdry i hope not... for the fangirls sake... or maybe it would return my- i mean their sanity

[Helenaisanerd]

Bad Mortician ;D

[jessredmyers]

Also, you should thinking of reading the "Y: The LAst MAn" by Vertigo. I read it a long time ago, and it still stays with me.

[jessredmyers]

"I call frontsies." This is still one of my favorite videos for several reasons: the Shakespeare reference in the beginning, all the talk of zombies and the way you play the girl.

[jadethesuperstar]

Lmao love how wen the creeper reaches for u that his hands always turn in weird ways haha <3

[lockingfrench]

OMFG you have Death Note, and possibly Bleach. I can't read the titles of the others

[lockingfrench]

Ive read pride prejudice and zombies :3

[magicangel33]

Oh no, I've seen the human centipede :O

[Mixerced]

merde !!!!!

[justjay93]

Dude, are you sponsored by heinz? Cuz i'm seeing the advert for them on every video i watch! -_-

[ElinEatsSheep]

@justjay93 same! i came to watch @crabstickz not that damn heinz microwave pasta!

[andrielisilien]

"It's Grandmaaa... I'm back sweetie. Do you want some milk and cookies? YAAARGH!! Brains, nom nom nom nom!" XP

[TheRealFuzzySalsaa]

"well i'm totally dead then!" lol thats my favorite part.

[greenjazm1n]

I read pride and prejudice and zombies... yes... it was DEMENTEDLY WICKED XD

[HollyClack]

''i call fronsies'' :L

[baratas]

World War Z!

[Promethiustehawesome]

Now make it a real movie! :D

[MsTinkerbelle87]

omg your american accent is perfect lol

[TicTacJoe134]

The constant stream of homoerotic innuendo with the New Moon poster... That bit makes me laugh. Even when I'm not watching the video. I'll just be in class ...giggling about a crabstickz video...

[Thebrightstreaks]

2:14 - lol, has anyone else noticed the sleeves of his suit are way too short?

[wowbaggerwannabe]

Pride and Prejudice... and Zombies? Ha ha... Great book btw

[Kiwicutie9]

Why are you not more popular?

[EpicDuck01]

Ever thought of using the Funeral planner like "Bad doctor" Or "Bad dentist" you've done?

So like Bad funeralplanner might be good :D

[Shinyiis]

Funny!

[umar27891highlightss]

0:42 that guy has his hands on the wrong arms :P

[CharlieHidesTV]

Love the Scream 4 Parody!

[ryan89517]

you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your so fuckin gay.

[JollyDawg2122]

@ryan89517 sir, if i could see you face to face, i would fight you in the name of crabstickz. HUZZAH

[jaipskd100]

You are brilliant :D

(be American more often ;) )

[SUPERWOMENPRINCESS]

How The Fuck is this scream Four!?

I JUST SAW THIS MOVIE NOT TO LONG AGO

By the Way are you brittish?

[OmgYourReadingMyName]

@SUPERWOMENPRINCESS Hes British yer n he this 4 a laugh. ;)

[SUPERWOMENPRINCESS]

@OmgYourReadingMyName i dont get it though

[OmgYourReadingMyName]

@SUPERWOMENPRINCESS No. Chris just does this 4 a laugh or if hes bored. ;)

[SUPERWOMENPRINCESS]

@OmgYourReadingMyName Oh so This

has nnothing to do with the scream four production???

[sagmal14]

chris!! we want new videos noooow! or I'll go CRAAZY!

[icanjuggleeverything]

1:25 perv smile <3 de-li-ci-ous

[IndiaLovexxx]

Hitler house....

I call frontsies!

[MonetsMusic]

hillirious x

[Gothgirl4444]

Hitler House = best thing I've ever seen. ever.

[Plumbobrockstar]

Lol love the flashed image of the Will and Kate wedding merc

[DimzzyA]

You, sir, clearly watch Russell Howard's Good News. You legend! ;D xx

[TheConnorRose]

ITS NOT DAILY D:

[AhhCestJade]

I CALL FRONTSIES.

[MaddisenPaige]

Accent around 5:00 is my favorite.

[TheGermanshepherd101]

u piss me off

[littleemo1471]

ever watched the human centipede?

yeah

that could be us...

i call frontses  hahahahha :D

[pxcookie13]

@littleemo1471 isn't it "front seats"? me no understand dis :/

[MidgetBeasts]

I think you should do covers! :D

[TheOnlyWayIsAlice]

You should do covers (:

[Ffejefrica]

I've watched this multiple times and just now realized the significance of him singing "only girl in the world" as the guy walks in saying there are no more girls in the world

I worry about myself sometimes....

[RefusetoListen]

Well, that was pretty fantastic.

[bobcheese427]

14 people didn't call front seat

[TheBeansie]

Shovel Slice Gathunk!

From this day forth i will try to use the word "Gathunk" every day! :D

[SkylarrL]

00:44 those are your hands, aren't they [x

[KirstinTaylorTV]

You sound like Chris Crocker when playing a girl haha :')

[RunningWithKites]

World War Z and the Zombie Survival Guide have prepared me fully for the Zombie apocolypse, i shall protect all!!

[DF9392]

Dang it! I saw this in my subscription box and thought it was another new one, but I already watched it! I got my hopes up...

Oh well, I'm going to watch it again anyway. :)

[VM38]

@DF9392 ah yes, me too! i've started to compulsively check my youtube sub box all the time now because of mr. crabstick-san.

[thespottyzebra]

"nomnomnomnom!"



[keitorin95]

I live near consett :3 tehe

[Tooleysvids63]

nooooooooo! I CALL FRONTSIES!

[Heyitskenzz]

LOL "I call frontsies!"

[MicTheChick22]

"ah brains! num num num num!" <3

[marilynsmonroe]

hahahahahahahahahahahah died at the zombie bit.

[IEatedYerrCookie]

I love Lindsay and Lohan!!! <333

[carl33n3]

Shovel, slice, gathunk!

[GreenEyedMonster96]

@carl33n3 RUGHHHHHHHHH!

[raheelandleon]

@carl33n3 Heyy! That was my idea :(

[carl33n3]

@raheelandleon :) hehe.

[carl33n3]

@raheelandleon Actually I think it was like a ton of people's ideas.. :( I fail at originality!! D:< haha

[XairguitarstarX]

Why is there a sink in your room..?

[ThePlaindarkness]

so that's where the bad doctor went

[ViciousVikki]

Was he using an xbox headset? lol. 

[TheCutiepie17]

Hahaha, I live near consett in durham :')

[SuperEasy08]

shovel, slic , gothunk....grrr.. ROTFLMAO!

[SweatyBlueJeans]

Brilliant. It's a rare thing to see someone who will go to all this effort just to be silly. Rare and beautiful. *sniff*

[PorcelainCoffee]

Chris, have you seen Shawn of the Dead? Brilliant stuff :D

[SophieScalextric]

My favourite episode so far, I love all the characters you can do :) And I love your northern accent, much better than the scum we get down here in London! :D

[RockalilyDunne]

I drank an Um Bongo the other day. Dont know what all the fuss is about u.u

[x4BlackCatBexxie4]

4:04 i spy bleach manga

i love you even more chris 8D

[artaddict12345]

best one yet!!!

[dollhouseAli]

Shovel... slice... Gathunk! xD

[Cakey286]

i call frontsies!!

[kechristian1]

hahahahaha genius



[TheLittleMissDead]

After watching this parody, i didn't get it THEN i went to watch all the scream movies then i see don't get it...

OH WELL

[omz69]

hahahhahah "i call front!" hahahhahaha

[OoSpotoO]

oh my word this made me laugh so much, chris you're hilarious :) I friggin love your hitler voice, makes me lol everytime

[DriftingFeather]

A mash up of characters in one 'movie' - you KNOW I'm smiling :-P

[LukeIsNotSexy]

ahaa love it chris ;)

[NearlyHeadlessLaura]

Ever read pride and prejudice..?

Eh well.."

..And zombies?

NO!

Legend.

[BirdsFlyingAway]

You are seriously brilliant.

[Faighrian]

I loove Lohan!! :D

Saw some Bleach books there; sweet!

[SimplyBridgett]

What video editing program do you use? Based on the wording and effects I would guess Imovie, but if so what version?

[stlouisgirl132]

the human centipede...oh god

[puddingcupLouise]

4:44 YOU'VE GOT GLOW-IN-THE-DARK STARS!!! That just made you that slightly bit more cooler. :D

[yukiasakura721]

Dear sir I do not mind wasting my time for you.

[SeeBillyRun]

Chris, I tip my cap to you sir! You are very talented.

[iliveinacardboredbox]

Yeah... I saw that book at 5:29. ;)

[D34DLY5NIP3R]

Do you watch russel howards good news by any chance crabstickz?

[etatauxi]

Nice beret

[neema299]

I want to watch your version of Scream 4 so bad.

[MsxGini]

who would thumb this down

[elshaneio]

Love the royal wedding biscuit tin :D

[stephaniiesweetiie]

I just saw scream 4 how Ironic and anyone who hasn't seen scream 4 should

x

[NattyHolmesMooosic]

i can't describe how hilarious i find you videos. literally. mind blown.

[EvolvingBadger]

"Whimsical Coinkidink" <3

[BennAndIzzy]

hahahahaha i saw your bleach manga books on your shelvesssss :P dw i like bleach too

[fpsbcheezit]

You are now subscribed to crabstickz.

[DeathThenZombie]

Man a funny guy like u should get more subs ur great crabstickz u really are!!!!!

[benpat100]

I <3 Crabstickz

[DiamondGirl1286]

"I call frontzies!" lol

[Lizologie]

Ahahhaa <33

[stef0619]

so entertaining!!

[iliketoplaythepiano1]

ever read pride and prejudice?...and zombies? HAHAHAHAHA

[kenjihiro]

I love wickerman :D

[lover1860]

i ♥ zombies!!

[TheWWEROCKS1]

Nahhhh Brains... Nom Nom Nom

Lmfaooo xD

[cSlade576]

how do?

[pinkyprincess06]

haha, i love this!

[roarxie]

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is an awesome book. <3

[simrr]

You show is absolutly funny, no fucking "audience wahr are..." &%)"()&°!!!! Brilliant humor, great acting, timing and mimic. You said you were fine with your number of subscribers but you deserve alot more...

[pasta1017]

rebecca looks extra hot with her five oclock shadow

[chrissyxlondonxlook]

i have NEVER laughed this hard coz of one of your videos :D

[fireyonix]

"shovel, slice, kalonk!...hurrrrrr"

[MilesBOX]

You two should just kiss and get it over with.

[MenOnToasty]

AHHHH BRAINS NOMNOMNOMNOM!

[envase]

That was literally the funniest thing I have ever seen.  Subbed!

[axcentrix]

Haha you're awesome and hilarious, I'm subscribing. XD

[hollyismightylord]

loll! your royal wedding biscuits :D

[rockchick3434]

YOU ARE A LEGEND SIR!

[mebedrules]

This is really good!! Love how you get all the characters in, it's really clever!!

[cherry0202]

LOL I call front-seez;D

[Babbe]

"Shovel - slice - ka-chunk. Mraaah!"

Really. I'm running out of T-shirts, here.

[Hinatazuki]

the comedy starts at around 2 minutes

[thelurchy]

I got the same wardrobe

[animezoe432]

am i the only one who noticed the 4 volumes of bleach in the back? That is truly a great anime/ manga

[vishushollishus]

you're amazing. how do you think of all this??

[OmgYourReadingMyName]

You Chris your vids are Ace and ive added this 1 to ma favourites. Keep it up xD