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  • nice..:p

  • some people in this world aren't shallow and superficial, ellen has a great personality

  • hahaha gotta love her after this.

  • love her!

    this is funny; but serious at the same time. Hopefully, prop 8 can be overturned.

  • Please help us make it to the Ellen show! Listen to our song, "Ellen Degeneres." John Mayer even recognized our site and talked about it!

  • that was funny

    portia is funny

  • love her

  • LOLL

    She's a herO =D

  • lol its funny

  • god i love her

    she has to be my hero after this xD

    and i'm not even gay <3

    shes gorgeoussss

  • gays rock!! go be gay aka GO BE HAPPY as long as your happy thares less hate and less hate is good

  • luv portia and ellen

    my fav celeb couple

  • love her <3

  • BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH funniest shit EVER!!!

  • In addition to this, there is the idea of consent. This separates your two ideas again. In the case of Zoophilia, the animal does not consent, because obviously they cannot consent, and so the human is taking advantage. This is cruel and is much closer to paedophilia or rape.

    In contrast to this, if two adults of the same sex decide to enter a relationship together, it is consentual. They are both entirely aware, and so, this is just like any consentual relationship between a man and a woman

  • big thumbs down... I would say homophobia is actually EXCLUSIVE of human's rights.

  • If you get the chance, watch her in ABC sitcom "Better off Ted". She's really funny. Great ability to deliver 'serious' dialogue with huge comedic value.

  • oh yeah she's really great when it comes to her comedic timing. that and her face just makes it that much funnier she can look so serious during some ridiculous things like in Ally McBeal. she and Ellen are truly made for each other.

  • I support gay marriage and all but are you really implying polygamy is wrong and synonymous to pedophilia and statutory rapes?

  • :D ive seen this before and I just love it!

  • the bible says : thou shall not kill we have many murders on earth thou shall not steal we have many thieves thou shall love thy neighbor not break in their house and rape them . love is from the heart and soul no matter if it's two women or two guys or man and woman love is all that matters so go reread your ten commandments and see if every living soul lives up to standards .

  • its a joke!!! she probably doesn't even care how they feel about her being married to Ellen, she loves her!!! if they want 2 get mad, let them!! u dn't have 2 approve on gay marriage... as long as Portia and Ellen approve of it, thats all that matters, at least thats how i feel

  • LOL...Portia just pwn3d the morons.

  • HAHAHA

  • This is hilarious. You go Poriaa! If you end up having to divorce Ellen because of Prop 8, can I marry you even though I'm gay or is there a ban on that also?

  • I totally understand it is a JOKE ~ but I STILL feel she doesn't have to say I am sorry! It's still funny!

  • but that IS the joke... the whole point of the entire thing!

  • I love Portia and Ellen! They are wonderful together! And both hilarious!

  • thank u

  • Totally awesome and funny!! Ellen and Portia are so great together! <3

  • Very funny! But I really don't think you should apologize to ANYone! You and Ellen are happy! And those naive people have no idea what they are talking about!

    God Bless You and Ellen!

  • IT'S A JOKE!!!!!

  • GO PORTIA hahaha shes so funny :)

  • All the power to them, live, laugh and love wherever you're lucky enough to encounter life, humor or affection

  • If you're going to be a homophobic prick, at least be one who can spell dyke correctly.

  • hahahah! good comment man! :P

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  • lol aww someone's jealous :P

  • lol

  • No gay peopel loviong peopel of the same sex is not unnatural.

    Lead melting at room tempureture is unnatural.

    Plastic is unnatural.

    What two adults do with thier own lives when they aren't hurting anyone is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

    And did you not notice we dont' require fertility tests before people can marry?

  • And why should other people be submitted to your "morality"? How does that aspect of other people's life possibly affect you?

    Homosexuality has always existed and not only in our species; and even tough nature's "law" designs our only purpose is to procreate, we as human beings have this nagging thing called happiness that people keep insisting on attaining.

    Only someone sick of the mind would not desire happiness for others, in whatever way or form.

  • Something that goes on in nature isn't unnatural; 1,500 species practice homosexuality. Sex isn't just about procreation in nature it is used for conflict resolution & strengthening bonds & there is much more to marriages than procreation so gay relationships not producing babies proves nothing.

    Maybe nature created homosexuality to stop overpopulation.

    If you care about leading a natural life why aren't you talking to people like nature intended rather than communicating over the internet?

  • As for 2 people of the same gender finding love together being immoral? Why? With all the death, disease and poverty in the world to fight against 2 consenting adults hurting nobody by choosing to commit their lives to each other is ridiculous. For something to be immoral it has to cause harm and homosexuality hurts no one.

  • i like turtles

  • Why exactly do you refer to it as "madness"?

    Sexual relations between humans and animals is completely different. That is two different SPECIES. However, humans are all of the same species. So there is no difference in sexual relations between a man and a woman, two men or indeed, two women, because they are all human.

    In the same way there is no difference in sexual relations between a male and female, 2 males or 2 females in animals, as long as it stays in the same species.

  • that was awesome!!

  • That was great- Thank you Portia De Rossi-you're the best!

  • FUCK YEAH PORTIA DE ROSSI

  • Most gay marriage I have no problem with. This one however...

    All across Australia, men and women, girls and boys, even cats and dogs (who would be so embarresed to have to wear that ganky sign) are all united in this sentiment.

    WE WANT PORTIA BACK GODDAMMIT!!!

  • Apology accepted. Poor dog. '-'

  • That was the dumbest shit I've ever done. I'm gay and now 3 years later I am so proud to be gay. Honestly I want to shout it out to everyone. Being gay isn't wrong, but natural. And if you think otherwise I really feel sorry for you, but I'm not gonna stop living because of you.

  • I think it's depresing that kids are forced into growing up thinking gay is wrong. I found out I had feelings for girls when i was 13, and I tried to hurt myself in many ways, even tried to kill myself. Cause I felt bad for my parents.

  • yeah, how does our marriage affect you straight people... its just the same as your marriage

    i mean.. come on.. (:

    let us be us <3

  • 3 STARS

  • omg that was amazing i wish i could do that but me i know how to do very few thing haha but ya cudos to you ... i think imma try to learn to do that [=

  • I agree :D

    Who doesn't love sarcasm?

  • I love this woman :)

  • Thanks Portia, I hope that you and Ellen have a long and happy relationship...Have yet to figure out what exactly this is taking away from octopipibing.....Have pasted this on my FB page....I think it's great!....Loved u in Nip/Tuck!

  • BISEXUALS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

  • hmmm, you really have no idea what you are talking about octopibingo....by not allowing the marriage is people already forcing their morality on others. If two CONSENTING ADULTS wish to get married, noone has the right to stand in their way.

  • This is really great. Thanks, Portia.

  • i don't care what they call it... civil union, marriage, whatever... as long as there are the same rights and duties as "straight" marriage. and honestly it doesn't affect any of these religious people at all

  • The 'dog in this fight' is civil rights, plain and simple. Prop. 8 was unconstitutional. Gays deserve the right to be miserable like the rest of us (old joke).

    By the way, there is no evidence to suggest that Jesus was not gay. Even poor, warped Paul sid it was better to marry than to burn.

  • Just another dumb ass, hypocrital, UNGodly, so-called "Christian".

  • A 36 year old who believes in hell. Wow.

    Didn't you stop believing in fairy tales when you grew up?

  • Which fairies do you believe in?

  • What?

  • Hilarious and very perceptive - I knew this proposition was consititutionally wrong and I'm amazed that a lot of people didn't pick up on this fact.

  • I'm gay, and I did not chose to be.

  • Say it like you mean it.....

  • Major organizations that reject the idea that therapy or treatment can change sexual orientation include the American Psychiatric Association, the American Psychological Association, the American Counseling Association, the National Association of Social Workers, the American Academy of Pediatrics, the American Association of School Administrators, the American Federation of Teachers, the National Association of School Psychologists, and the National Education Association...

  • The entire legitimate scientific community considers sexuality to be innate, only bigoted fools would question it.

  • Very funny!

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  • Hilarious! I love it!

  • Hey, no need to bring Mohammed into this.

  • yah prop 8!

  • Hey Portia!!!

    HOW DOES ELLEN'S CLAM TASTE?

  • What the hell kind of difference does it make if gay people get married? If you don't let them, it's not like they're going to turn straight. If someone is gay, they're probably not going to have children, regardless of marriage status.

    "Marriage" has no sway on birth rate at all. The people who want kids will have kids, and the people who don't, won't.

  • hehe this is funny :D

  • check out the im on a boat remix on my page

  • I LOVE PORTIA and i bet she makes ellen some "hot ham water" for dinner.

  • I don't know what that means, but it sounds disgusting!

  • haha :)

    lets hope she has some 15 year old following her around to turn off her burners.

  • Great!

  • i didn't approved gay,etc. It's just excuses for sickness. that's my OPINION.

  • Yes, and you're sick too.

  • this video is great and Portia is too!!! :D I totally love her and Ellen!! ^^

    it just breaks my heart and makes me sick to read all these homophopic and ignorant comments here... we're living in the XXI century for god's sake, how can people be this narrow minded??

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  • some people act like that if gays are allowed to be married than that means tha theyt should be able to marry their dog or pet. well a marriage is between TWO HUMANS, not 5 or 10, and they must be homosapiens. Thats what marriage is! But in this world we like to have people say who we should love because you know love is love and it has no gender.

  • AHAHH...lol so funny

  • What? Portia de Rossi is gay.

  • You rock Portia! How is it that Canadians have legalized same-sex marriage but Americans have not? It's not fair that same-sex couples are second class citizens in most states.

  • I can't wait for ALL marriage to be legalized. Anybody, anything... can legally be MARRIED!

    Polygamy rocks!

  • Lol.

  • je am aller à Disney Land pour acheter mylar ballons je vouloir sexe avec eux

    mon pénis aime mylar ballons! je juste aimer à avoir mon pénis sur eux! je aimer à fuck eux dans mon lit donner moi mylar ballons ou je mourir!

  • who wanna smoke with me?

  • a) why you care they have butt sex again?

    b) who says they all have butt sex. you have experience?!

    c) more straight people have aids. what does that tell you?

    It's people like you that threaten the world.

  • I am going to Disney Land to buy mylar balloons I want sex with them

    my penis like mylar balloons! I just love to have them on my penis! I love to fuck them in my bed mylar balloons give me or I die!

  • How does that help people who aren't gay? Should all heterosexual people be punished?

  • never punish but take out the benefits

  • That's still punishment. Should I, a straight man with intentions to marry a woman and have some sort of traditional family, be put in the same situation as a man who wants to marry a man, legally speaking? I have nothing against gay people receiving the same legal rights as straight people. If so, then why should I not be able to marry a woman and benefit from what is currently offered to a husband and wife?

  • word has it that Portia has hardwood floors....

  • I've never understood why many people feel the need to try and tell others who they can marry. Why do you care? Are you threatened? This makes no sense.."straight" people haven't exactly done so well, if current divorce rates are an indicator. It's nobody's business who sleeps with who! This is simple, really. Only insecure people would care what others do. This is sooooo not sexy! Are you jealous. ha ha....Who cares?

  • Couldn't you tell us how Ellen's Clam tastes?

  • Some of you so called Christians are insolent for hating on someone's love. It's 2009 already and we're still having this issue?

    Take care and God bless everyone.

  • So because it's 2009 God says it's okay to be gay? Don't bring God into the topic if you are pro gay. Your argument is lost.

  • wow you are a moron.

  • For once I'd like to see a video about prop 8/gay marriage that's not full of a bunch of comments about PEDOPHILIA FAMILY VALUES BREAKDOWN OF THE FAMILY TRADTIONAL MARRIAGE FREEDOM OF RELIGION OMG TEH SKY IZ FAAAAAALLLLLLING!!!11

    The traditional family values in this country are already fucked thanks to domestic abuse, adultery, and divorce. All that shit was getting bad before the idea of gay marriage was anywhere near the mainstream level. Straight people ruined the traditional family, STFU.

  • It's sad how many people feel there's nothing else in the world or in their own lives more important than hating on two people in love. That's not Christ's message, for those claiming Christianity as the source of their hate. Question the things you're being told by other people. Question how much two people in love, caring for each other in their own home, can hurt you or anything you care about. They can't, unless they start trying to interfere in *your* relationship, which won't happen.

  • another idiot comparing gays to pedophiles. ok, as if what 2 adults do and what an adult does to an innocent child isn't completely different.

    and have you ever been around and f**ked up straight marriages?

    btw - if gay marriage doesn't cause any direct harm then what is your problem with it?

  • If you actually read my post you'll see I wasn't comparing gays to pedophiles. My answer was a response to the assertion that Gay Marriage was present in societies "more enlightened" than our own. This is clearly false, as in these societies it involved aristocrats and royalty idealizing pedophilia.

  • "f same sex marriage is such a no-brainer, then why has no culture, society, or government...ever allowed it?"

    Wake up, Queenie: Several already have: Sweden, Holland, Belgium, Spain, Canada, and the states of Masschusetts, Connecticut, and probably very soon, Vermont.

    You might try reading a newspaper every so often.

  • We don't know if the cultures will survive it. It has never happened in all of recorded history.

  • who do you think you're reaching here? certainly not a huge number of your fellow xtians, and certainly not many who might do other than laugh at your shrieking. given you're evidently just spewing for your own pleasure, you might try masturbating instead. it's healthier.

  • Portia's comments go out to everyone in this thread preaching hate.

    The gays are sorry that you are idiots, but really, there's nothing we can do to help you all apart from be more tolerant of your short comings :D

  • God god god. Fuck your god! I fuck his ass and cum on his face!

  • Yes, because white men have never raped anyone, right?

    You know, you would have fit in great in the 1920's. Back then bigotry flourished like never before.

    There's no use reasoning with you so I'm not going to waste my time. I hope you do find a white homeland so that rational people don't have to cope with your nonsense anymore.

  • i think this is a crock of shit . i mean why cant gays marry! YOUR not the one who hasta wake up next to that significant other! so people should mind their god damn business! if she wants to marry a woman or man its LOVE yes its LOVE this isnt some big crime or whatevurr. this is love between two individuals. im straight and im only 11 but i feel if you wanna get married i dont care . its love end of story i dont find nothing wrong with gay couples. shame on the fucktards who do

  • whys that dumb jew get his own show?

  • She's fake like her surname

  • 0:48

    To bad that's not animal abuse.

  • i'm sorry, it is REALLY hard to tell with some of the commits going around.

  • I hear ya. If only people could stop the hate:(

  • dude check out Arrested Development.. of course she is funny

  • It's all a crock. Consenting adults who love each it other ....what business is it of any of us to interfere? If gay people are in love, want to get married, then that's what they should be able to do. This is a civil rights issue, not a religious one imho. I'm a straight Christian black woman, and the only issue I'm seeing here is that a group of tax payers isn't being allowed their civil rights.

  • "Consenting adults who love each it other..."

    You are certainly right! But be prepared to receive an influx of responses to this point by someone comparing same-sex marriage--the desire to marry an adult man or a woman--with the desire to marry toddlers, inanimate household objects and furniture, corpses, domesticated pets, and large harems of docile Mormon women.

    Just a forewarning. :P

  • that was perfect!

    perfect

  • HELLO, this is GOD!

    i just LOVE Portia and Ellen...

    LEAVE them alone! i COMMAND you..

    they, and all others are welcome up here in HEAVEN,

    it's GREAT up here, a real PARTY, so chill out...

    everyone who is so negative about things...you DISPLEASE ME!

  • Romans 1:27

    And likewise also the men, leaving the NATURAL USE of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

  • Well, yes... the sister-humping and raping of humans by angels in your beloved, "moral" bible are SO "Nautural"... take your book and go elsewhere.

  • Romans 10:18 "But I say, Have they not heard? Yes verily, their sound went into all the earth, and their words unto the ends of the world."

    Really the gospel was taught to everyone?

    Jesus must have been a liar.

    Jesus:

    Matthew 10:23 "But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come."

    Jesus tends to be fashionably late, by a good 2000 years.

  • Romans 1:26/For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the NATURAL USE into that which is against nature:

  • Who cares what your babble says? It is *fiction* writing. A religious text written by goat herders over 2,000 years ago, over 1,500 years before the dawn of modern science and understanding. It is not a historical document. Homosexuality occurs *naturally* in living species, not just humans. It is innate like all sexual orientation. It does not cause any negative physical or mental health effects. Next.

  • PDC:

    Psalms 14:1/The FOOL hath said in his heart, [There is] no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, [there is] none that doeth good.

    :

  • Hell doesn't exist. I'm sorry you still believe in fairy tales and have imaginary friends.

  • Pity she hates men

  • hmm, I hope you're trolling.

    sincerely, I do. If not.... fuck you.

  • You've got to be kidding!

    We use words like "hate" and "bigotry" very seriously. Mainly because you're expressing a hateful attitude towards people and clouding logic with bigotry.

    There are no real issues at play for the yes side. I'll address your fake ones, though. The "foundation of society" line? Bullshit. Marriage has nothing to do with the way businesses work, the way ethics are perceived, or the way that behavioral laws are practiced. That's why adultery isn't illegal.

  • Apodoctopus, you ROCK!! I totally agree 100% what youre saying...Yes ppl are saying that letting everyone get married is bad for them? Fuck that...

    Dont blame gays, blame straights for making gay babies hahaha...

    Once again, Apodoctopus, you kick ass and i totally agree with you

  • The idea that gay marriage somehow invalidates straight marriage? Totally absurd. The only way that any marriages are being destroyed is by not allowing gay marriage. Also, if your marriage depends wholly on being contrasted with somebody else's marriage, it's not very strong in the first place and maybe YOU'RE the one who's responsible for dissolving the structure.

  • The argument against changing the definition of marriage? Ignorant, plain and simple. The definition of marriage has been changed many times before, all for the better. And if you'd prefer that it stay unchanged, then you'll have to accept that you're arguing against interracial marriage, as well.

    And no, it's not any different than racism, because it's not a matter of choice. Did you ever make a decision about who you were going to be sexually attracted to?

  • Apodoctopus,

    Thanks for the emotional response, but you haven't discussed any of the real issues. Let's start with freedom of religion. A church has the right to worship as they see fit. When gay marriage was legalized in Boston, the Catholic church was sued for their unwillingness to adopt children to gay couples, and as a result, closed down their adoption agencies in that state.

  • Well its understandable they were shut down.. They were discriminating by doing that, so they should be shut down. Yes theres freedom of religion, but should you be able to discriminate people in name om that religion? If we were to cross that line, religion would be... Well, what its been in america for ages.. Insane

  • Ah. A fantastic argument. If someone has a belief system you don't agree with, you simply resort to calling them insane. Well done.