Shit Cyclists Say

[justinthewater]

please make a SHIT BIKE MECHANICS SAY

[getplaning]

"I need a bigger chainring."

[MikeIllusion92]

Do you guys have some lube I can borrow?

[samwal10bmx]

I ride BMX, and i fucking hate headwind!!

[Thrashvel]

"Is this organic?"

[cmccutc]

haha does one leg look longer than the other?

[beep388]

i fucking hate head wind lol

[cChunkstardeluxe]

He forgot to say "Can you match the Price of Wiggle" when he was in the Bike Store....

[speedjunkie66]

This guy is dumber than a half of box of rocks

[longbeachdirtbag]

Head wind fucking blows!

[FederRiedelBikes]

how heavy does it weigh is definitely the most common question..i think.

[TheLiquidKnight]

Is that shit cyclist; say or shit; cyclists say?

[jpoodle]

@TheLiquidKnight It's the shit that cyclists say. What a typical cyclist says.

[david7lee7]

No ON UR LEFT?!

[thomasmccause]

Ryan Van Duzer for the win!

[allgoo19]

This reminded me why I stopped riding in group.

I guess I didn't know why at the time.

Not all of them are for sure, but there's definitely a tendency to it.

[gpsgleeson]

I was the 713,941st viewer of this. I laughed as much as the first one I bet

[cyclepath78]

You forgot......."what's your resting hr"?

[balbriggancc]

So true, there are so many FREDS out there like this it's funny..

[Bullfrogman2624]

Funny but true, im exactly the same

[Skottel12]

hahaha, funny

[animation508]

aw no aero heads in this? Damn...I just bought anew bike, it's 50% more aerodynamic than last year's model! (something I hear often)

[touge242]

@animation508 that's triathletes.

[WRwildcats69]

very realistic, cyclists are deaf in the right ears.

[louishaigh]

What shit road bikers say*

[MrMatrixstyle]

He's right though, Amante has some damn good esspresso

[RocketCatDK]

Thats one HUGE espresso @ 0:10 (IMO it's a Lungo)

[USA4thewin]

cycalists I HATE YOU.. Good Video thou

[sammycornflake]

@USA4thewin Not as much as you hate being dyslexic though, eh?

[USA4thewin]

@sammycornflake So what if my brain is wired differently.

[Xather15]

@USA4thewin At least we down get good exercise, unlike your likely fat ass.

[Jay210071]

dont care so much about the weight!

[JeDaaRe1]

@Jay210071 Why?

[parenzetti]

weight weenies

[danielchootl]

"where is the subtitles?"

[9kevin]

wow after seeing this, now I know how stupid I sound. .. -_-

[00bikeboy]

This if friggin' great, thanks!

[Stfumedr98]

Hahaha, I actually don't say most of these things. xD

[MrLunchladyarms]

hahahah do those fags really say CAR BACK!!!?? what a bunch of fags!!!

[Stfumedr98]

@MrLunchladyarms haha, don't be calling cyclists fags, this is all stupid but funny xD

What the fuck do you do? Just stay at home and judge people on what they do? Low life. haha

[del690]

@MrLunchladyarms Fuck off!

[MrLunchladyarms]

@del690 I have a better Idea how bout you eat a choad assface!!!

[del690]

@MrLunchladyarms Fuck off......Again!!! Turd.

[MrLunchladyarms]

@del690 ok simple green fag!!!!! hahahaha Go play on the sidewalk you fucks!!

[del690]

@MrLunchladyarms And why dont you go play with your smokes in your pick up truck you fucking twat! Tell ya what...next time you go hunting have an accident will ya. Do the world a favour.

[iinsanee]

This is funny as Shit skiers say. All others SUCKS!!!!

[3mfreale]

1. I Was Riding Along

2. My Brakes Are Rubbing

3. This Headwind Sucks

4. Can I get This In Carbon?

ALL OF THESE ARE ME :P

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

"I haven't ridden whole winter I am rusty", "too much snow and ice on the road"

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

"You have compact or standard crank?"

[hollister8611]

I was the 667, 300th viewer^^

Yea me

[SuperWeng10]

typical riding times..

[tecnocato]

"I only ride behind da ladies."

[tecnocato]

"I haven't ridden for two weeks."

[DankHD1080p]

My left ear enjoyed this video more then my right ear.

[stywaffle626]

White Handle Bar Tap I Pro, it is.

[CyclingAZ]

THIS IS LIKE ''SHIT FRAT GUYS SAY" BUT FOR ME!!! love it!!

[gen1f69]

My gears go up to eleven..........

[gen1f69]

Do these shorts make my ass look big.......

[RelampagoBoricua]

@gen1f69 hahaha so true

[spoddog1]

very funny, i like it.

[Magician12345]

only came out one side.

[Sabine1776]

HILARIOUS!!

[Ochocinco4Pres]

This was definitely filmed in boulder, one of the biggest cycling towns ever.

[durianriders]

@Ochocinco4Pres Boulder is the biggest but Adelaide is the best..

[grimartificial]

My left headphone enjoyed this.

[Magician12345]

@grimartificial yeah wtf

[star13n]

This is why I'm not into push bikes.

[nihonnewbie]

Hahaha, yeah, I'm guilty of some of those...

They left out: "How do my calves look?"

[arklat]

This is too funny! I got some other ones. "What do you use to treat saddle sores?" "My coach says I need more sex." "I like downhills." "I only start to get fast after 200 miles." "When you get dropped, should you just quit?" "Races should be decided by who has the lightest/most expensive/cutest bike." "I don't win races because I don't want to make people feel bad." "Can I borrow your pump?" "I don't carry a spare tube because they weight me down. Can I borrow yours?" "Know where the dope is?"

[FMECCTV]

"I must have a flat"

"He's doping"

haha

[MichaelaLeach]

I like how I typed in "Shit people in Colorado say" and this was like the second video that came up. Cycling and Colorado are synonymous.

[SenorJalapeno10]

This is wayyy too true



[pinoybro09]

they forgot.. ay ay to your left ...look back with dirty look

[MrSuperbizzle]

"is that 11 speed?"

[jemenake]

"Is this a Strava segment?". I'm so busted!

[thecyclingchef]

worries me that I've said some of this stuff before... better stop now

[ArcaneGear]

@thecyclingchef oh god me too... but its ok cuz I'm not a climber

[smallvillenyc]

Annoying Video..

[gavtatu]

funny as fuck !!!

[JamesKim13]

Less talking more riding!

Man I really need to ride more. : (

[kvnftzsmmns]

"white bar tape is so pro!" ahahaha..

[kanebikes]

There's more to the video than most people realize.  Google "Shit Cyclists Say Jack Kane Bikes"-- it makes it that much better

[cycling4ever]

cyclists do talk a lot of shit while riding.

but if i had this dumbfuck beneath me,

i would beat him off his bike!!!

very good video.

[mosearch]

@cycling4ever ...you mean you'd beat him on his bike? Or do you mean something REALLY distasteful?

[cycling4ever]

@mosearch

do you take everything for real anyone says?

this guy has played a hyped up role in this paradoy on cyclists.

no, i would not beat him off.

but the most respectful thing i could do is taking the next corner.

if he would follow me again then and would not STF up talking bullshit,

then maybe i would consider other ways to get rid of him.

(again, don´t take me too serious ... if you can ...)

[xBluechick5x]

R.I.P right ear headphone users :(

[elinfiernoentusojos]

@xBluechick5x lol i though my right ear was turned off...

[MyrMyron]

@xBluechick5x there's no such thing as a right ear headphone user. we all have two ears. except if you're a kidnap victim

[milosstepita1]

God This headwind SUCKS :D :D

[mcba]

Sunglasses go over helmet straps! Amateurs...

[obankobi]

@mcba Goooood, you remember The Rules! :p

[rdyohad14]

Dad, is that you?

[giantsgirl280]

Oh my god, so accurate

[cheyannepepper]

I'm crying laughing, even though i don't know about half of the things he's talking about, i love it when he blows his nose clean in the restaurant. I'd also just love to hang out with this guy. Too funny...by the way, my brakes were rubbing!

[kthankxbye]

Damn he's hot.

[Caseybat94]

TRACK > ROAD

[IceburgFanell]

WTF, is anyone else having problems with the sound playing at the beginning, but cutting out after a second or so?

[multimoney777]

@IceburgFanell yupp

[rta5000]

JRA

[1areyouserious]

SOOOOOO true! All us avid cyclists are guilty on some of these. One thing I would have liked to see them talk about is how for instance: Some of my friends lie about their average speed when I don't ride with them but when I am with them they avg about 2-3 mph slower, or complain they didn't get enough sleep the night before. Well Done! peopleforbikes!!!!

[durianriders]

I was inspired to make an Aussie version of 'shit cyclists say'. Check it out. ;)

[hasans]

Soooo true I am annoyed with myself big time!

[Gsantollo]

I know a couple of cycling groups this reminds me of

[DestroyTheseWalls]

imma climber

crits are scary

gawd this headwind suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jwskaterboy1]

Sounds like me and my friends while riding

[snoopster77]

I thought I was not that much like this until he said 'I HATE grape'. My guilt was confirmed.

[MrTremlett]

Can I play this on a Garmin?

[hillclimber440]

whoa carbon WHEELS!

[Gsantollo]

guilty

[MsHenrik123]

totaly what i say when i ride my bike!

[smallvillenyc]

That sure is not what I say...and I cycle.. Borrinnngggggggg.

[stanb0nez]

@smallvillenyc liar

[sfajack06]

Spencer, how do you keep a straight face throughout this video... good stuff.

[nhoj30]

wow they forgot one tho...

Can i draft you for just a mile?

[coltsfan54321]

@nhoj30 hahahaha shit i totally asked a guy this on my last ride, it's so true!

[PimpTasticBling]

Typical Boulder

[hillclimber440]

god this gets funnier the more I see it.

[adventurerneil]

Viva the People's Republic of Boulder!

[JTAUTOS]

SO ANNOYING 

[ideasoner]

so good

[UnicyclesArePerfect]

this is great haha

[MrIronmikel]

brilliant



[candysurge]

Heh heh... lube.

[vinilla]

"do these lycra shorts make my penis look small?"

[srjone]

How many layers are you wearing?

Is it overshoes weather?

[gtolsdorf]

see my follow up on my channel. you cyclists will like it.

[smith34n]

@gtolsdorf Good work, I liked it

[skoockum]

"Is this the lightest bell you have?"

xD

[Sephiroth480]

this guy used to ride bikes. then he took an arrow to the knee

[wilfredcsp]

Can't stop smiling. Good one! All true.

[kellehe7]

"I'm so aero right now"

[martigra666]

that was absolutely hilarious....love it and it is sooooo true....

[4dread5]

AHHHHHH TOO MUCH TALKING

[Lardog10]

This is just my spare bike, the Pinarello is in the shop.

[Sdshirtman]

They left out "I'm so gay".

[skoockum]

@Sdshirtman just because you get a tingle whenever you ogle a dude's package in tight shorts doesn't make HIM gay...

[scootosan]

white bar tape is so Pro

[lidarman2]

55 people took this too personally.

[UnicyclesArePerfect]

@lidarman2 lol now 58.....tisk tisk people these days

[tomdolak]

@lidarman2 that many poor fellers saw themselves in the vid.

[pedrogrande]

Hot bicycle shorts bulge :)

[bombalinafootball]

Brilliant!



[gtolsdorf]

Duzer is a friend of a friend and inspired me to make this today. Although I had no one to help me with the photography...or as a stand in...or good equipment...but I made myself laugh, so thats a good start. It's on my channel...

[mickeydowel]

lol he represents all the cyclists at the Alpine Classic that were gunna do the 250km but were just doing the 130km now because they just decided to 'take it easy now'

[kjimho]

they forgot "right turn!" and "left turn!"

[BevoBill31]

"Why does it take so long to get our team kits!? What was our average? Did you see that squirrely guy? If you order bikes/parts online, you're an asshole. I need new shoes/cleats. My bike is trashed. Did you see that crash? Was [so-and-so] in that crash? Man, my jersey stinks!"

[93hondaLX]

hahaa I love how this is filmed at Amante...So boulder, but oh do I love to stop in there before rides...

[cyclenut]

Shit the Dutch say riding thier heavy, upright, city bikes....While carrying thier little chirdren...

Who's going first?

[jpjolley]

hahaha.... CAR BACK!!! i love it!

[ThePowerhouseShow]

Also Checkout: Shit Massage Therapists Say !!

[lidarman2]

"four thousand kiloJoule day" Lol.

That is about 1000 kilo calories which is nothing for a bike ride. Nice one Ryan.

[CuriousWhale]

I spent about 10 minutes trying to fix my headphones before realising it was just the video.

Shit.

[vfrrider17]

Rule 37. If you know, you know.

[lidarman2]

Ryan, your best video yet.

[aDsimplypeachy]

I don't do weather.

[tritimmy]

I'm faster than it looks like

[tomoz57]

why is this video left sound only ??> -__-

[railzip]

I think I've used more than half of these lines in my 6 years of riding. I'm going to keep my mouth shut on my next ride, lol

[dirtdoggg]

From a LBS worker, so true.

[LyteWave]

Nice pull! I'm sitting in..... Is that frame flexy?

[timlebsack]

This ride has the the same ratio every year.  Twenty men for every woman.

[tallwoman16]

Oh, God, I've got a cramp! I couldn't get clipped in! My butt hurts. Anyone got any chamois cream? That sports drink makes me sick. Want half my Clif Bar? I forgot to bring my water! 

[Fosterscloseclan]

we do haha

[Hchase07]

I am dying of laughter! This is my brother to a T!

[fastrnb]

ON YOUR LEFT!

[ephillips75]

Is that a carbon frame? What was our average? That storm cloud is going around us. Did you watch the tour? Do you have a Trek? I can't find my legs. I've been off the bike for a month. I hate this hill.

[acyclingaddict]

would have been hella funny if at the end of the video his friend took out his headphones and said what I couldn't hear you

[mubyf]

I say and do more than half of these things...lol